Who Needs HM's?

What are those little trees made out of anyway? Something so tough you need to use specifically designed software to teach your team to cut it down!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 15, 2013 · 7:59 AM 
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181 Responses to “Who Needs HM’s?”

  1. wolfpax181 on May 15th, 2013 8:18 am

    A new post! Gotta think of something witty people will like!

    Fire is hot and trees burn!

    Doh!

  2. CapnJakeBob on May 15th, 2013 8:23 am

    It's a test from the gods. Only those worthy of removing the tree from its roots is able to pass.

  3. Junocis on May 15th, 2013 8:26 am

    Well that escalated quickly…..

  4. Cyndaquazy on May 15th, 2013 9:11 am

    Anyone consider just stepping OVER the little fella? It seems like it wouldn't be that big of a challenge…

  5. Kwj on May 15th, 2013 9:34 am

    "Stepping over it"? What kind of madness are you talking about. What's next? "going around it" kids these days.

  6. Caelun_Niveus on May 15th, 2013 10:02 am

    Next they'll talk about crossing bodies of water by swimming themselves.

  7. Happy on May 15th, 2013 10:09 am

    In the beginning Arceus created the heavens and the earth, and the waters and beasts of both the sea and land and he made humans too. But lo, did he find these humans were a pain in the arse; they captured all his creatures and forced them to cockfight, and although he laughed a little at the term they used for it, he was enraged by their cruelty and hubris.
    And so he said, "Let there be a Small Shrubbery, that doth appear inconveniently in humanity's pathways; let this tree, in spite of its mass, blockade their progress; and let it be destructible by neither Man, nor My creatures he believes he can rightfully enslave, but by a single method that may only be attained in a long and convoluted manner. Let it be the bane of their society, as their metropolises sprawl across the land, and as they advance in every area of knowledge, from hunting to arts to medicine… this one answer will forever be lost to them: How To Rid Of This Shrubbery Without Resorting To One Useless HM."

    And Arceus looked at his work, and it was good. And then he rested. And then he thought he'd make Zubat, too. But afterwards even he felt that was a little much.

  8. Limelight on May 15th, 2013 10:10 am
  9. Happy on May 15th, 2013 10:25 am

    Hahaha shit sorry I wrote a comment that's kind of similar to yours, but I'm super divided on whether it's close enough to warrant deleting and reposting under yours.

    In any case, it's true. Upon severing the plant, a legendary pokemon appears before you in a burst of light and song. You are congratulated on your purity of heart, and then implored to go further and retrieve your reward. Which is probably a potion. Or having to battle some trainer that's been standing there this whole time.

  10. sims796 on May 15th, 2013 11:19 am

    Goddammit Blaziken! Your aim sucks! I mean, Flamethrower has a 95% accuracy! What the #@%$!

  11. Duraigo on May 15th, 2013 12:06 pm

    Looks like Blazikens strength just can't cut it this time.

  12. Comire on May 15th, 2013 12:32 pm

    Was this not on Halolz already? Huh, right.

  13. Comire on May 15th, 2013 12:34 pm

    I don't think he has enough gym badges for that HM.

  14. Teleporting Rock on May 15th, 2013 12:42 pm

    I feel the same way about Rock Smash and Whirlpool…

  15. Discord on May 15th, 2013 12:53 pm

    Yes, unfortunately the comic is incomplete for it does not show the horrors the small tree unleashes upon the trainer for its next turn…

  16. Vabolo on May 15th, 2013 12:56 pm

    The only alternative to using HM01 is to cut the impenetrable shrubbery…

    WITH A HERRING!
    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mc90bxN7gl1qj1v1yo1_500.gif&quot; width="413" img="">

  17. Hyze on May 15th, 2013 1:01 pm

    So I just realized something.

    The Celadon gym requires you to cut down a bush to get in, correct? You need both the HM and the proper gym badge in order to do that.

    That means that anyone who works at the Celadon gym has at least defeated Misty (which makes sense because they're using grass Pokemon), but it could imply that each trainer at Celadon started out on their own Pokemon journey at some point and stopped after 3 gyms. So why did they stop? What made Celadon so special?

    Then it makes sense. The women, the plants The whole gym is a lotus eater machine!

    And we thought Sabrina's Gym from the anime was messed up.

  18. Vabolo on May 15th, 2013 1:05 pm

    Hey, you know what this thread also needs? A POTENTIAL FOR RELIGIOUS FLAMEWAR!
    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ljq2jlS7QI1qci4ejo1_500.gif&quot; width="413" img="">

  19. Randolph Magic Key on May 15th, 2013 1:36 pm

    Or finding your way through a cave with a flashlight. Ridiculous!

  20. Darth_Destro on May 15th, 2013 1:43 pm

    Amen.

  21. MasterLuigi452 on May 15th, 2013 2:06 pm

    That tree can solo Elite 4.

  22. ibbolia on May 15th, 2013 2:25 pm

    Come to think of it, how do those swimmer trainers do that anyways? Can you use an HM on a person?

    Ibbolia learned HM02: Fly!

  23. ibbolia on May 15th, 2013 2:25 pm

    Hot HOT HOT!

  24. ibbolia on May 15th, 2013 2:27 pm

    You mean like the difference between the (silly) followers of Falcon, and the (correct) disciples of Arceus?

  25. Duraigo on May 15th, 2013 2:37 pm

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hYpC5A4PEKM
    (sorry embedding isn't working)

  26. VyseRogueKing on May 15th, 2013 3:03 pm

    They obviously stick a tentacool or a goldeen underneath them to make it seem like they're floating in the water. Sure they say they're masters of swimming athletics but I'm onto them. Humans cannot learn Surf. Hardly any Normal type can.

  27. VyseRogueKing on May 15th, 2013 3:05 pm

    Life always finds a way.

    To make yours a living hell.

  28. VyseRogueKing on May 15th, 2013 3:24 pm

    You know damn well know our world was pawnched into existence and you better not deny it!

  29. Ryu Bonkosi on May 15th, 2013 3:55 pm

    When your Arceus showed his moves the lord Falcon laughed at the pitiful display. "Only 4 moves? What kind of god do you believe yourself to be? "

  30. Cookino on May 15th, 2013 4:54 pm

    Well, I guess he just wasn't cut out for the job.

  31. Kn0w1d3a on May 15th, 2013 5:22 pm

    "we meet AGAIN,"
    What did you do the first time?

  32. Soul Eater 676 on May 15th, 2013 5:26 pm

    He used cut with his cutter.

  33. Cubia on May 15th, 2013 6:01 pm
  34. UndeadLex on May 15th, 2013 7:53 pm
  35. BraveSirAlparOfAlpar on May 15th, 2013 10:27 pm

    Burning it down just won't Fly.

  36. Nick Soapdish on May 15th, 2013 10:34 pm

    I wish this tree was emo so it would cut itself.

  37. Porecomesis on May 15th, 2013 11:25 pm

    And on the second day, lord Falcon punched once more, gifting the land with fire. Many a Pokémon inherited a fraction of his gift in the form of Fire Punch.

  38. Porecomesis on May 15th, 2013 11:27 pm

    Why, we might as well step up over ledges if we are to continue this fantasy!

  39. Porecomesis on May 15th, 2013 11:27 pm

    He better be ready to surf that wave of embarrassment.

  40. Zesty on May 15th, 2013 11:34 pm

    Technically, Falcon is also limited to four Special Moves. Otherwise, no other term has the word move in it. Also, Arceus has access to (almost) EVERY MOVE.

  41. TransPM on May 15th, 2013 11:52 pm

    … Flash…………AAAAaaaaahhh…..

  42. TransPM on May 15th, 2013 11:54 pm

    Exaclty what part of Falcon's godly knee prevents it from being qualified as "special"?

  43. zeldafan8 on May 16th, 2013 12:04 am

    I'm sorry sir. Flash is a TM now. Please take a dive out of the pun chain.

  44. Porecomesis on May 16th, 2013 12:21 am

    God damn it, man! Strength goes after Surf, NOT FLASH! You ruined the entire pattern!

  45. Sonicsmash2 on May 16th, 2013 12:24 am

    "Nobody teaches their starter cut"
    erk-eheh…..yeah…..nobody……"New game"

  46. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on May 16th, 2013 12:58 am

    I wish Tinkleberry was emo so he would cut himself and then regret not posting any Wolf related posts because Wolf wouldn't have let him do that.

  47. Happy on May 16th, 2013 1:08 am

    While we're at it, we should make the rest of the forest low-fat so it trims itself.
    I'd like to see the bushes dry-preserved so they prune themselves.
    And the grass should be otaku to moé-tself.

  48. dope92 on May 16th, 2013 1:29 am

    [youtube t-EZRHI_nu8 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    im done for today

  49. Vabolo on May 16th, 2013 4:18 am

    I was 6-0ed in übers by a tree.

    None of my pokémon had cut!

  50. Vabolo on May 16th, 2013 4:22 am

    The very same artist (Justin Hall) also made a series on all HMs earlier on in his comixing career.
    http://www.jhallcomics.com/Pokemon/7506

  51. HughbertReturns on May 16th, 2013 7:08 am

    Battlefield says Hi

  52. HughbertReturns on May 16th, 2013 7:11 am

    Alternatively, use Feraligator and blast it with hydro-pump continuously
    "Yeah, no such thing as too much of a good thing huh? HUH?!"
    To which the tree replies: *blub*

  53. Fhantinabox on May 16th, 2013 9:27 am

    She still is… only a bit less now.

  54. Porecomesis on May 16th, 2013 10:31 am

    Things don't get more or less messed up because we realise other things are more messed up.

  55. wolfpax181 on May 16th, 2013 2:14 pm

    Minecraft also says hi.

  56. TransPM on May 16th, 2013 3:45 pm

    But the chain started with strength before this whirlpool of puns even got started

  57. Jimmy on May 16th, 2013 8:18 pm

    Speaking of Celadon…I miss the slots…Nintendo removed them in SoulSilver/HeartGold…and made this old timer lame.

    <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m56uvqMRSw1r217hko1_500.jpg"&gt;

  58. forgehe on May 16th, 2013 10:26 pm

    Snorlax is not amused

  59. Scept on May 16th, 2013 11:59 pm

    It can't be https, apparently. That said, I think this fits better.

    [youtube vVEQ9TtGFlQ&t=13s rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  60. Jimmy on May 17th, 2013 12:53 pm

    Yet, man was once again resourceful. By forcing a beast to have no particularly useful abilities for battle, man successfully created the HM slave. Effectively rendering the poor creature into a mere tool of all trades for mankind's progress.

    Thus, Arceus, in a fit of fury & wrath summoned billions of tiny bat creatures from the depths of the underworld to wreak havoc upon unsuspecting travelers of the catacombs and underground tunnels that lay plentiful with treasures and challenges galore.

    Then man created repel…and Arceus, broken, saddened by the unabashed, uncaring need for man to dominate and subjugate his creations, fell into a deep dark despair…such so that the final attempt Arceus made to foil man's plans was but a lone beaver…Bidoof. After which, he fell into a deep slumber…

  61. Jimmy on May 17th, 2013 1:01 pm

    I brought the s'mores!!! (^_^)

  62. Porecomesis on May 18th, 2013 12:30 am

    Amen.

  63. Scept on May 18th, 2013 4:24 am

    100% under normal conditions, actually, with a power of 95.
    Of course, facing the almighty knee-high tree is not a normal condition.

  64. Combatbeaver on May 18th, 2013 2:26 pm

    Crysis says hi as well.

  65. Porecomesis on May 18th, 2013 11:20 pm

    Neither is Tauros for that matter. Well, I don't think he's ever amused but that's beside the point.

  66. AgileZero on May 19th, 2013 2:53 am

    Hmmm…. Female swimmers sticking tentacools or tentacruels underneath them………. doesn't sound suspicious at all……

    Wait a minute…….

  67. Dycro on May 19th, 2013 7:05 am

    Sweet, tentacles!

  68. Caelun_Niveus on May 19th, 2013 12:34 pm

    Sorry, but I can't let you worship either. Wolf, the true god of Halolz, allows it not

  69. Vabolo on May 19th, 2013 1:32 pm

    I -er… WHAT?!

  70. Lord Science on May 19th, 2013 2:21 pm

    Planetside 2 says OH FU-

  71. Prof. Luigi on May 19th, 2013 5:01 pm

    Legend of Zelda says bye.

  72. Prof. Luigi on May 19th, 2013 5:06 pm

    Do not fall into the deception of the Wolf O'Donnel.
    He lures you into his trap, with promises of fulfilled dreams, but when you seem closest to your dreams, he will simply not let you do that, and you will be cast into oblivion.

  73. wolfpax181 on May 19th, 2013 5:29 pm

    Candle! (…at least the original.)

  74. BraveSirAlparOfAlpar on May 19th, 2013 9:46 pm

    This is the word of the Legendary.

  75. forgehe on May 19th, 2013 10:04 pm

    He looked more amused than snorlax

    ​​​​<img src="http://img46.imageshack.us/img46/8494/surfingtauros.png&quot; height="200">

    ​​​​<img src="http://th02.deviantart.net/fs71/300W/i/2010/197/8/d/SNORLAX_used_SURF_by_Sanjiscool.jpg&quot; height="400">

  76. DeceptiveDRHOBO on May 21st, 2013 12:53 am

    http://pokebot.everyboty.net/?i=1002

    i personally like the electivire version….

  77. Alpar on May 21st, 2013 2:02 am

    …uhh… am I the only one not seeing new subsmissions or…

  78. HughbertReturns on May 21st, 2013 8:13 am

    They're all dead..
    Everybody's dead

  79. Jimmy on May 21st, 2013 3:55 pm

    [youtube _eYqDzEPMcM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    Technically I need ONE more day to do this buuuuuut…(I think of this song EVERY time that Halolz stops making new submissions…EVERY…TIME…my mind is a funny place…)

  80. blargenth on May 21st, 2013 7:00 pm

    GTA say's WTF?

  81. Earl the Lemon on May 21st, 2013 9:10 pm

    Just Cause 2 says hi

  82. Prof. Luigi on May 21st, 2013 10:01 pm

    I cannot comprehend what is going on in this picture.

  83. forgehe on May 21st, 2013 10:33 pm

    What happened to 2 submissions a day?

  84. Jimmy on May 22nd, 2013 10:38 am

    I think it's the wicked witch melted and Toto from The Wizard of Oz.

  85. HughbertReturns on May 22nd, 2013 11:31 am

    Shaaaawwwwrrrn
    Eks Bahks Juan
    Where are the jokes Shawn?
    WHERE ARE THE JOKES SHAWN?

  86. Vabolo on May 22nd, 2013 2:40 pm

    While the site's runnin' dry, feast yer eyes on this neat little cinematic you probably already saw before!
    [youtube 0jNT5cMwxw0 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  87. Lordshadow on May 22nd, 2013 8:25 pm

    They should just post the conference. Best joke that can be made.

  88. SpectralSheep on May 22nd, 2013 9:14 pm

    Did Trunks forget to wake Shawn up from cryo again? Figures…

  89. SpectralSheep on May 22nd, 2013 9:14 pm

    Zombie werewolves, sweet!

  90. Prof. Luigi on May 22nd, 2013 9:30 pm

    I signed up for beta months ago.
    WHERE IS MY KEY BETHESDA?

  91. Happy on May 23rd, 2013 2:26 am

    Hey, maybe they're busy working on the forums!!

    … *cries and walks out of room*

  92. Master_Xehanort on May 23rd, 2013 6:52 am
  93. BraveSirJimOfLawl on May 23rd, 2013 10:56 pm

    I thought that was a Raccoon…

  94. Vabolo on May 24th, 2013 1:41 am

    Mine kinda clipped through the floor.

  95. VyseRogueKing on May 24th, 2013 3:17 am

    If there isn't one today then odds are we aren't gonna see anything till monday/tuesday what with Shawn being at a con and all. That being said we still have Trunks… right?

  96. Leo E. on May 24th, 2013 11:49 am

    No new updates…

    SO HOW 'BOUT DAT XBOX ONE, HUH? I CAN'T WAIT TO WATCH TELEVISION.

  97. Alpar on May 24th, 2013 3:55 pm

    IT'S OVER.

    THEY'VE ABANDONED US.

    BETRAY ALL HOPE.

  98. Prof. Luigi on May 24th, 2013 4:41 pm

    In other news, the Wii U sales have gone up %500+ since the announcement of Xbox One.
    [youtube AjKB7eMgDvw rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  99. forgehe on May 24th, 2013 8:20 pm

    insert mini table flip of rage

  100. Alpar on May 24th, 2013 8:53 pm

    I would also like to question how Arceus having thousands of arms to create the universe with goes in hand with his inability to learn certain hand-based moves.

    CHECKMATE, ARCIESTS.

  101. Alpar on May 24th, 2013 8:53 pm

    I thought Wolf and Falcon had already formed a truce/alliance.

  102. Alpar on May 24th, 2013 8:54 pm

    I checked an article this morning. It's now 875%.

    The Wii U went from a few million to almost 9 times in sales due to how terrible the XBox One is.

    BUT WHO CARES ABOUT A WII U WHEN YOU CAN HAVE THE NEXT WATER COOLER?!

  103. Sonicsmash2 on May 24th, 2013 10:21 pm

    TELEVISION
    SPORTS
    CALL OF DUTY
    GO HOME

  104. Jimmy on May 24th, 2013 11:14 pm

    I've heard it described as "TiVo that plays games" from two separate people.

  105. Vabolo on May 24th, 2013 11:20 pm

    It was forged in the forum's fires, and like all things submitted on the thread, it died there as well.

  106. Leo E. on May 25th, 2013 12:20 am

    Whoa, whoa, let's not start breaking out the outrageous claims like "it plays games".

  107. Sonicsmash2 on May 25th, 2013 8:19 am

    That's going overboard!

  108. Gratuitous Lurking on May 25th, 2013 9:50 am

    Mechwarrior Online says 'Srsly? I'm 100 tons of metal walking into you'

  109. Prof. Luigi on May 25th, 2013 10:52 am

    *insert MEGA table flip of RIGHTEOUS FIRE*

  110. BraveSirJimOfLawl on May 25th, 2013 12:41 pm

    Gentlemen, a new era is upon us.
    The era of "Xbox One has no Games"

  111. Cookino on May 25th, 2013 1:42 pm

    For anyone who missed the Xbox One reveal.
    [youtube KbWgUO-Rqcw&NR=1&feature=endscreen rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  112. SpectralSheep on May 25th, 2013 4:33 pm

    Guys.
    GUYS.
    NEW GUILTY GEAR.
    NEW F*uckin*G GUILTY GEAR.
    [youtube NKGPhKu3jNg rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    LOOKIT THOSE GRAPHICS.
    JUST
    FUCK
    KY HAS A PONYTAIL NOW BUT WHO CARES

  113. Jimmy on May 25th, 2013 5:47 pm

    It is "One with none".

  114. Soul Eater 676 on May 25th, 2013 7:46 pm

    Mean while, in the Fanfiction world of well anything.
    <img src="http://fc04.deviantart.net/fs70/i/2013/145/4/6/progress_by_souleater676-d66jwxj.jpg&quot; width="400/">
    "Views reached 400 in one day"
    Me:

    <img src="http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view/126331/m-bison-yes-o.gif"&gt;

    Thanks for all the support from all factions.

  115. SpectralSheep on May 25th, 2013 8:52 pm

    What is that graph for?

  116. SpectralSheep on May 25th, 2013 9:13 pm

    Why the fuck would I play games when I can watch T.V. on my water cooler? DOGS

  117. Soul Eater 676 on May 25th, 2013 10:37 pm

    Views on Fanfiction.

  118. wolfpax181 on May 25th, 2013 11:28 pm

    All for One!
    No games for all!

  119. wolfpax181 on May 25th, 2013 11:33 pm

    They are dangerously close to crossing the line with the girly look on Ky.

  120. SpectralSheep on May 26th, 2013 12:10 am

    *implying that ky was not already feminine as fuck*
    The man collects teacups, bro.

  121. Umbreon 0 on May 26th, 2013 1:37 am

    Or the TF2 server… Right? It just needs a little updating is all… *cough*andpeopleplayingonit*cough*

  122. Soul Eater 676 on May 26th, 2013 4:14 am

    Now nobody notice neopets in my book marks

  123. wolfpax181 on May 26th, 2013 2:19 pm

    But he doesn't pretend he's a young girl and beat people with his yo-yo.

    …yet.

  124. wolfpax181 on May 26th, 2013 6:16 pm

    It's okay man, we all have our crippling addictions. *shoulder pats*

  125. ChaoPLS on May 26th, 2013 11:46 pm

    Anyone else notice that patch on Blaziken's crotch? Questionable.

  126. Alpar on May 27th, 2013 1:05 pm

    Ky wasn't ever really feminine. Just really well mannered and somehow a pretty boy to accompany it. He still had quite a good amount of manliness in him.

    Also you're rather late to those news.

  127. Alpar on May 27th, 2013 1:07 pm

    Okay so since it seems Shawn's abandoned us I'm making a Skype group for all the Halolz users that still go on here (not including some people like some of the oldies) and I already have Soul, Happy, Porecomesis, and a few others. If you want to get this thing started since now Halolz is dead, just add me at:

    attorneyatlawl0

    and lemme know you're a Halolz user.

  128. Vabolo on May 27th, 2013 1:34 pm

    Oh wow, that takes me back.

  129. Alpar on May 27th, 2013 3:54 pm

    Umbreon 0 added.

    Anyone else is free to join, we have plenty of space.

  130. Rocker23220 on May 27th, 2013 6:32 pm

    You know a websites dead when even VG CATS has updated, without any word from Halolz

  131. Umbreon 0 on May 27th, 2013 10:28 pm

    I feel wanted! :D

  132. vidiotdragon on May 27th, 2013 11:47 pm

    Fiery*

  133. ChaoPLS on May 28th, 2013 1:42 am

    Hella crisp. Can't wait.

  134. Jimmy on May 28th, 2013 10:58 am

    Why is it that every-time someone types "KY" I think of "KY Yours & Mine" lubricant?…damn subliminal advertising…

  135. SpectralSheep on May 28th, 2013 11:03 am

    You talkin' bout Kentucky Jelly?

  136. SpectralSheep on May 28th, 2013 11:04 am

    Mein Gott…

  137. Randolph Magic Key on May 28th, 2013 6:53 pm

    Who needs HM's?
    More like "Who needs new submissions?"
    Right, guys? Right? Huh?

  138. Icesickle97 on May 28th, 2013 8:34 pm

    Well.
    I see I haven't missed much in my 3 week absence. Or more. I've even lost track.
    But I have a reason! It's been a good couple months since I got a new game, so I got 3: Vanquish, Metal Gear Hack-n'-Slash, and Bioshock Infinite.
    Oh God the good times.
    I can still feel the rush of powderizing cyborgs.
    Edit: And apparently I'm still 3 hours further into the future than I knew.
    Good. That's still there. It's comforting in some strange way.

  139. Jimmy on May 29th, 2013 1:29 am

    I just downloaded Super Mario RPG for F-R-E-E on my Nintendo Wii U courtesy of Nintendo's Rewards Club. (200 points) I haven't played this game ever and I've heard nothing but reverence and praise for this title. ESPECIALLY when it comes to a certain character that people are desperately pleading for to be included in the next Smash Bros. Game, Geno.

    I can't wait to play it!!! But I'm putting in 30 hours per week (for the next two weeks) at my retail job just to have enough cash for textbooks for next semester's college classes. :-P
    I get one day off next week. Good grief. Wish me luck that I find the time tomorrow to play this gem…before I go back to work.

    Also, all this info WOULD HAVE been in the forums if WE HAD THEM!!! *cough*

  140. Icesickle97 on May 29th, 2013 2:15 pm

    Well, to be honest, it's less about 'Look at all the fun I'm having' and more about 'I didn't abandon you guys. On purpose, anyway.' This place has a lot of good tings inside, and it would be a crime to just leave.

  141. Jimmy on May 29th, 2013 3:31 pm

    I'm in.

  142. Jimmy on May 29th, 2013 3:41 pm

    It might be the fact that I DON'T have 20/20 vision, but that image appears to be too small for me to even notice a new tab.

  143. Soul Eater 676 on May 29th, 2013 5:30 pm

    That tab goes to my grooveshark account

  144. Soul Eater 676 on May 30th, 2013 5:51 pm

    I see no comment.

  145. Soul Eater 676 on May 30th, 2013 11:13 pm

    SHAWN HANDYSIDE, WHERE ARE YOU?

  146. Kickaa on May 30th, 2013 11:55 pm

    He got stuck without his cutter.

  147. Prof. Luigi on May 31st, 2013 6:00 am

    Great. Shawn Handyside has gone missing again.
    Alright, who's up for forming a search party to go look for him?

  148. sims796 on May 31st, 2013 6:41 pm

    Am I…am I Halolz enough to join?

  149. Prof. Luigi on May 31st, 2013 7:54 pm

    How many GIFs must a Halolzer look at before you can call him a Halolzer?

  150. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 31st, 2013 10:24 pm

    Okay, if it hasn't been established already, Shawn is at the cons doing his thing; hawking his wares and promoting his sites and all that. This has been the case for weeks and my sources tell me that he's going to another this coming weekend so it may be a bit longer before we see something new; after that I don't know.

    Obviously I think Shawn should have given us a heads up or found a way to keep content flowing, even though the past year has been kinda slow. Having an idea on how clusterfucked Shawn's work schedule must be I believe that if he wants to keep this site going, it needs a new way to manage content--appointing Trunks, more automation, shit like that.

    Otherwise I imagine a loss in visitors and some of you breaking into post-apocalyptic tribes, fighting each other over forums and Wolf jokes.

  151. Arch_Evil_Angel on May 31st, 2013 10:35 pm

    "…and some of you breaking into post-apocalyptic tribes, fighting each other over forums and Wolf jokes."

    So, business as usual, yes?

  152. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 31st, 2013 11:00 pm

    No, this time you have pointed sticks and fight over which side gets Mad Max like a Tenchi Muyo love triangle. With pointed sticks.

  153. Vabolo on May 31st, 2013 11:21 pm

    I fail to see the difference.

  154. Vabolo on May 31st, 2013 11:22 pm

    I hand you a hamburger.

  155. Vabolo on May 31st, 2013 11:34 pm
  156. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 1st, 2013 2:46 am

    I'M SAYING THAT I HATE ALL OF YOU.

  157. wolfpax181 on June 1st, 2013 11:41 am

    Is that something new?

  158. wolfpax181 on June 2nd, 2013 9:18 am

    Classy, my first thought for something to change was:[youtube ozYg8vDTmkc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  159. Alpar on June 2nd, 2013 8:05 pm

    But… but I always loved him…

  160. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 2nd, 2013 11:27 pm

    Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
    I think I'll go troll nerds!
    Big dumb ugly ones
    Acne-covered smelly ones
    Make them all rage for lulz!

    Piss off the fur-fags; bully all the brony-fags,
    Oh how they rage and squirm!
    LOL at their expense; they think that I'm serious!
    Oh how they rage and squirm!

    I smash all their dreams and drink up all their salty tears
    I do this everyday!
    But nobody knows how much I self-loathe
    And pray for death everyday!

    Nobody likes me, everybody hates me,
    I think I'll go troll nerds!
    OP'S a faggot!
    Mod's a bigger faggot!
    Make them all rage-

    [Your account has been deleted for: trolling, profanity, and a really crappy attitude. Have a nice day.]

    ….huh. I just wrote a song about trolling. How fun.

    I'm kidding guys, you know I love you. *hugz*

  161. VyseRogueKing on June 3rd, 2013 1:07 am

    2 weeks with community full of Grammar Nazis and yet now you spot it. We are truly in our dog days.

  162. VyseRogueKing on June 3rd, 2013 1:27 am

    Oh hey there don't mind me. Just bringin' in some sweet sweet harmonica to blues up this empty joint. Now if someone could pick up some tumbleweeds and roll 'em on by we'll be set.
    [youtube 5NHF2x1uKRM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  163. Sonicsmash2 on June 3rd, 2013 1:38 am

    Except now it isn't shawn's fault.

  164. Sonicsmash2 on June 3rd, 2013 1:39 am

    Ha"101"z is how much.

  165. Zyquux on June 3rd, 2013 2:43 am

    In the absence of new posts, have " rel="nofollow">this.

    Edit: I can't be bothered with figuring out embedding.

  166. Paulrus-Keaton? on June 3rd, 2013 3:34 am

    [youtube YncNm0WQY2I rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    Yeah. I understand.
    As if.
    ….Bang.

  167. Scept on June 3rd, 2013 3:41 am

    Week 3 of the Halolz drought.

    We believe Trunks and Shawn to be dead. Doesn't look like we'll be getting anything new anytime soon, since nobody around here has a f[BLEEP]ing clue how to appoint new admins. We soon resorted to cannibalism. Alpar went first.

  168. vidiotdragon on June 3rd, 2013 4:41 am

    I actually would of made this comment earlier but I figured something else would be posted shortly after… nothing has been. Is he dead?

  169. VyseRogueKing on June 3rd, 2013 5:48 am

    Not sure but, if we can find him at one of the cons he's at we'll poke him with a stick to confirm.

  170. VyseRogueKing on June 3rd, 2013 5:56 am

    It tasted like shame. Not because of the cannibalism mind you. That's just Alpar's flavor. Oh there also was a hint of vanilla.

  171. SpaghettiWeegee on June 3rd, 2013 10:00 am

    Uh oh! I sure hope these last tree weeks with no posts doesn't mean Shawn was… Fired!

    Maybe he's just bushed from all the conventions he's been visiting!

    All I can say is, cut it out. I'll bring Farfetch'd next time, I promise.

  172. SpaghettiWeegee on June 3rd, 2013 10:05 am

    I ken tuck mine if you ken tuck yours.

  173. wolfpax181 on June 3rd, 2013 10:11 am

    Oh I've got a lovely bunch of flame bait,
    Here it is all posted in a row.
    Old ones, lame ones, some 'bout the 360.
    Give 'em a cn'trl c and a cn'trl v,
    That's what the troll-man said!

  174. SpaghettiWeegee on June 3rd, 2013 10:16 am

    Hey, I'd just like to remind everyone that we're getting the future of next generation entertainment on the Xbox One! Truly, the true next advancement of video game hardware has made it possible for these gameplay innovations. Gameplay innovations like… Prerendered cutscenes, or that dog from the new Call of Duty.
    https://twitter.com/CollarDuty

    Don't pretend you don't love him!

  175. MasqueNoMercy on June 3rd, 2013 1:48 pm

    either the people who post are having issues right now, or video games just arent funny anymore…

    i blame all of you who play call of duty for this

  176. wolfpax181 on June 4th, 2013 7:27 am

    But…but…the dogs, man! The dogs in the future of the game. They told us it would be amazing in the press release so it must be true! They'd never try to spin something that's crap because they just don't have anything. …right? RIGHT?!

  177. Scept on June 4th, 2013 9:30 am
  178. MasqueNoMercy on June 4th, 2013 10:14 am

    the dogs were let out years ago! no one knows who let them out, there was a time where there was an investigation but i believe the case has gone cold. just because the dog is still out doesn't mean it is relevant until we find out who let them out in the first place and why!

  179. Alpar on June 4th, 2013 11:31 am

    12/10, my lungs have ruptured.

  180. Ryu Bonkosi on June 4th, 2013 2:55 pm

    HELP! Somebody call 911! This man's lungs have burst from lack of content!

  181. Happy on June 5th, 2013 4:07 am

    /sneaks in as soon as everyone else is gone

    (⊙‿⊙ ) I'm not sorry

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