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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 29, 2013 · 10:30 PM 
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67 Responses to “Need a dispenser here!”

  1. ibbolia on April 29th, 2013 10:58 pm

    Spy has backstab. Small knife, inserted into spinal columns. Kills instantly.
    Engie has Dispenstab. Large, metal box inserted into torso. Heals you so you die slow enough to realize who you pissed off.

  2. SolarPonyDjango on April 29th, 2013 11:06 pm

    <img src="http://screenshots.wegame.com/9031599981456191/9031599981456191_l.jpg&quot; img="" width="400">
    The engy had had enough. He wanted to prove scout wrong and get his… REVENGE. Coming this summer. Scout Adventure Battle 2.

  3. Arch_Evil_Angel on April 29th, 2013 11:33 pm

    Looks like the scout was sapping his patience.

  4. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 30th, 2013 12:14 am

    *Scout Adventure 2 Battle

  5. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 30th, 2013 12:15 am

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  6. Prof. Luigi on April 30th, 2013 12:17 am

    Relavant:
    [youtube g81bR8gWzTE rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  7. SolarPonyDjango on April 30th, 2013 12:18 am

    <img src="http://d2oadd98wnjs7n.cloudfront.net/medias/746622/pictures/full/20130408175958-ib2DdIY6Whhp0a.gif?1365469208&quot; /img width="400">
    But you are absolutely right. I still need to go give Trunks my money actually…

  8. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 30th, 2013 12:33 am

    Step 1- deliberately make an obvious yet foolish typo
    Step 2- click edit
    Step 3- open a new tab on the same page
    Step 4- refresh second tab every so often until somebody corrects you
    Step 5- go back to first tab and fix grammar in still open edit panel
    Step 6- reply to comment that corrected you to keep grammar nazi from changing the comment causing them to look like an idiot.
    Step 7- Party

  9. Soul Eater 676 on April 30th, 2013 12:45 am

    At least he doesn't have a frying pan.

    His spam, AND hearing the frying pan noise.

  10. SolarPonyDjango on April 30th, 2013 12:58 am

    Eh I don't mind. If I done goofed I goofed so I'll leave it be.

  11. UndeadLex on April 30th, 2013 1:05 am

    [youtube to580egsGeA rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  12. VaultLegend on April 30th, 2013 1:29 am

    And lo: The Dispenser was given.

  13. wolfpax181 on April 30th, 2013 1:31 am

    You glorious bastard.

  14. wolfpax181 on April 30th, 2013 1:33 am

    Now only if medics could give prostate exams with their medigun.

  15. TomQuoVadis on April 30th, 2013 1:38 am

    Why did you…when did that…who would…

    …I'm outta here.

    <img src=http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd460/TomQuoVadis/AndImOut_zpsf13f523e.gif>

  16. Soul Eater 676 on April 30th, 2013 1:39 am

    Looking at it more closely I did see the pan.

    God damn my short sight.

  17. Soul Eater 676 on April 30th, 2013 1:40 am

    Troll Francis Strikes again.

  18. Hyze on April 30th, 2013 1:43 am

    I wonder how many forum funds he ended up raising?

  19. Hyze on April 30th, 2013 1:46 am

    [youtube ZeSXvATLmSU rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  20. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 30th, 2013 1:48 am

    Engineer: What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now!

    [The RED Spy in back makes a horrified face. He now realizes that the BLU Engineer has finally lot his grip on reality; he's snapped, his inner rage now surfaced--everyone else is silently in agreement. He's holding back his sick, trying to keep his composure, this young man deserved a better death than this. He suddenly finds sympathy for the BLU team, and is deeply troubled by what the team must be dealing with back at the base; how the Scout must've felt in those last trembling moments when he begged for his life; how he, the Spy,--who has tormented this poor soul for years in an endless cat and mouse game--has contributed to this downward spiral. He weeps softly.]

    Engineer: aaaaaany second now….

  21. MasterLuigi452 on April 30th, 2013 1:55 am

    The Frying Pan was a nice touch.
    Now replace that Scout's default hat with Gibus then we are golden.

  22. Vabolo on April 30th, 2013 1:55 am
  23. Vabolo on April 30th, 2013 1:56 am

    And here I thought that today's submission would be brought to us by the letter S.

  24. VyseRogueKing on April 30th, 2013 2:00 am

    Actually I don't think that works. I was editing a screwed up italics thing and when I went to submit someone had already called me on it. Thus making me live with my error.

    So remember if you mess up and someone figures it out. It's stuck with you, FOREVER!

  25. VyseRogueKing on April 30th, 2013 2:11 am

    Soldier: Hey… um, Engie? We could use a dispenser up on mid. I mean, if that's alright with you… It might help with, ya know, resupplying for a push. You don't have to if you don't want to. It's all up to you… Stop looking at me like that! Please put that toolkit down! OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!

    Engie: Eeeerectin' a dispenser!

    Soldier: Oh, uh… Good work soldier!

  26. Prof. Luigi on April 30th, 2013 2:34 am

    Nope.
    <img alt="" src="http://i40.tinypic.com/xdtonq.png&quot; border="0">

  27. Kenpachi RAMASAMA on April 30th, 2013 2:53 am

    Well he did specifically ask for a dispenser HERE. Not Engie's fault he didn't get out of the way.

  28. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 30th, 2013 2:55 am

    I'm pretty sure it does. I've done it before. maybe they realized the problem and fixed in since then.

  29. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 30th, 2013 2:56 am

    I love you.

  30. Vabolo on April 30th, 2013 3:02 am

    You made me the deranged, inhuman pyromaniac of a lunatic!

    How did you know? :Dc

  31. Prof. Luigi on April 30th, 2013 3:23 am

    Your rainbow skittle teeth gave it away.

  32. Alpar on April 30th, 2013 8:33 am

    I'm the Spy?

    This makes sense for numerous reasons and I'm A-okay with it.

    By the way this picture pretty much makes you awesome forever.

  33. Alpar on April 30th, 2013 8:34 am

    Alright class, since we're on the topic of TF2, we're going for an extra credit assignment here!

    X+5=?

  34. Alpar on April 30th, 2013 8:37 am

    I'm actually curious how much money he made just for mentioning forums.

    And I'm also curious how much it made at this point.

  35. wolfpax181 on April 30th, 2013 9:07 am

    Sheesh, I'm talking just stuff a medigun right up the rectum of the medic spammers. It might actually make them motivated enough to win if nothing else.

  36. wolfpax181 on April 30th, 2013 9:07 am

    Hat!

  37. SpaghettiWeegee on April 30th, 2013 11:43 am

    Oh, Engie, stop being so dispensive! Scout's just trying to help. Also, he might need a dispenser. Maybe you should refer him to PEZ.

  38. Fhantinabox on April 30th, 2013 12:11 pm

    And behold, the Engineer was actually a Francis.

    Thus speaketh the book of 2_Fort

  39. KZN02 on April 30th, 2013 12:17 pm

    Dispenser Down!

  40. Oddwan on April 30th, 2013 1:16 pm

    <img src="http://img585.imageshack.us/img585/4403/stunningd.jpg">At the moment it's at $4,789 of $5,330 ($6,500 for CoF) with 9 days to go, so there's still a little way to go. :/

  41. HughbertReturns on April 30th, 2013 2:42 pm

    Souleater is in it?
    He's the one of notoriety…isn't he?

  42. HughbertReturns on April 30th, 2013 2:44 pm

    Don't test his metal, son
    You'll see it's already…positive…ly going to kill you.
    …yeaaaah….

  43. MasterLuigi452 on April 30th, 2013 2:48 pm

    Perfection.

  44. Prof. Luigi on April 30th, 2013 3:21 pm

    I would have put you in as the scottish drunken pipe-bomber, but you're…
    Well…
    Facial hair.
    :|

  45. Earl the Lemon on April 30th, 2013 3:46 pm

    You keep me excluded Prof. Luigi, you hurt me

  46. Soul Eater 676 on April 30th, 2013 5:40 pm

    Was not expecting me to be in this one.
    <img src=http://th06.deviantart.net/fs41/200H/i/2009/145/4/7/Soul_Eater_Evans_by_oh_mi_gawd.png>
    Quite touched really.

  47. Soul Eater 676 on April 30th, 2013 5:44 pm

    I'm just as surprise as you.

  48. Rexxmech on April 30th, 2013 5:49 pm

    Got Engie problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a dispenser ain't one.

  49. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 30th, 2013 5:55 pm

    LEETLE BABIES CRY FOR FORUMS! BAH HA HAAAAAAAA!
    Iz funny to me.

  50. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 30th, 2013 5:55 pm

    "Shawn" begins with S….. does that count?

  51. TsavoLion on April 30th, 2013 7:22 pm

    I can just imagine the spectating blus and reds all seeing this and thinking something along the lines of "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn"

  52. Alpar on April 30th, 2013 8:12 pm

    NO.

    BAD JIMMY.
    YOU WERE IN TIME OUT.
    I'M JUST GONNA SEND YOU TO DETENTION NOW.

  53. Randolph Magic Key on April 30th, 2013 8:22 pm

    I guess you could have given Soul Eater facial hair.

  54. Vabolo on April 30th, 2013 8:37 pm

    NEED A DISPENSER HERE?

  55. Omnomynous on April 30th, 2013 8:54 pm

    Um…No wait, I can do this…uh….Megaman 5X?

  56. Jimmy on April 30th, 2013 9:02 pm

    But…I just got here…this is why I hate school…get in trouble for no reason…I'm going back to being a pokémon champion. Where's RED?

  57. BraveSirAlparOfAlpar on April 30th, 2013 10:25 pm

    [youtube Qmb9cnx__hA rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  58. wolfpax181 on April 30th, 2013 10:47 pm

    Test his metal and the only thing he's gonna erect is your tomb stone.

  59. wolfpax181 on April 30th, 2013 10:50 pm

    I got the spy patrol on the sentry patrol, Demos that wanna make sure my spawn's closed.

  60. SpectralSheep on April 30th, 2013 11:04 pm

    And it is written; on the first day, Francis created stairs, and he hated them. And on the second day, Francis created tunnels, and he hated them. On the third day, Francis created airplanes, and he hated them. On the fourth day, Francis created th e woods, and he hated them. Then on the fifth day, Francis created Ayn Rand, and he HATED her. On the sixth day, Francis created doctors, lawyers, and cops. Guess what? He hated the, too. But on the seventh day, Francis created vests, and proclaimed, "I don't hate these."

    Thus speaketh the book of 2_Fort

  61. gameboy_nate on May 1st, 2013 12:09 am

    And Heavy has a sandvich, and he stabs it into his own mouth, and it's delicious.

  62. gameboy_nate on May 1st, 2013 12:13 am

    But you just told us the answer, it's question mark.

  63. Prof. Luigi on May 1st, 2013 1:01 am

    There were only so many faces I could roughly MS Paint everyone's faces onto.

    One day I'm just going to grab a screenshot of the trophy table from Super Smash Bros. Melee and just paste EVERYONE's faces on there.
    But that's for a different time.
    So maybe next time, Mr. Lemongrab.

  64. Sonicsmash2 on May 1st, 2013 10:44 am

    And on the day you make this happen, everyone will love you forever!

  65. Hyze on May 1st, 2013 11:50 am

    I only have one thing to say to you, but I feel Mark Meer will put it better.

    [youtube ZYT66ALUUss rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  66. Alpar on May 1st, 2013 7:25 pm

    I NEVER ASKED FOR YOUR BACKLASH YOUNG LADY.

    YOU'RE NEXT.

  67. Vosur on May 2nd, 2013 6:02 am

    Most cases, I would be agreeing with the Engie, but I guess the aforementioned Scout wasn't as talented as these guys.

    [youtube K71uwvWypSg rel="nofollow"> youtube]

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