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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 29, 2013 · 10:30 PM 
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67 Responses to “Need a dispenser here!”

  1. ibbolia on April 29th, 2013 10:58 pm

    Spy has backstab. Small knife, inserted into spinal columns. Kills instantly.
    Engie has Dispenstab. Large, metal box inserted into torso. Heals you so you die slow enough to realize who you pissed off.

  2. SolarPonyDjango on April 29th, 2013 11:06 pm

    <img src="http://screenshots.wegame.com/9031599981456191/9031599981456191_l.jpg&quot; img="" width="400">
    The engy had had enough. He wanted to prove scout wrong and get his… REVENGE. Coming this summer. Scout Adventure Battle 2.

  3. Arch_Evil_Angel on April 29th, 2013 11:33 pm

    Looks like the scout was sapping his patience.

  4. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 30th, 2013 12:15 am

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  5. Prof. Luigi on April 30th, 2013 12:17 am

    Relavant:
    [youtube g81bR8gWzTE rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  6. Soul Eater 676 on April 30th, 2013 12:45 am

    At least he doesn't have a frying pan.

    His spam, AND hearing the frying pan noise.

  7. wolfpax181 on April 30th, 2013 1:33 am

    Now only if medics could give prostate exams with their medigun.

  8. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 30th, 2013 1:48 am

    Engineer: What? It was obvious! He's the RED Spy! Watch, he'll turn red any second now!

    [The RED Spy in back makes a horrified face. He now realizes that the BLU Engineer has finally lot his grip on reality; he's snapped, his inner rage now surfaced--everyone else is silently in agreement. He's holding back his sick, trying to keep his composure, this young man deserved a better death than this. He suddenly finds sympathy for the BLU team, and is deeply troubled by what the team must be dealing with back at the base; how the Scout must've felt in those last trembling moments when he begged for his life; how he, the Spy,--who has tormented this poor soul for years in an endless cat and mouse game--has contributed to this downward spiral. He weeps softly.]

    Engineer: aaaaaany second now….

  9. MasterLuigi452 on April 30th, 2013 1:55 am

    The Frying Pan was a nice touch.
    Now replace that Scout's default hat with Gibus then we are golden.

  10. VyseRogueKing on April 30th, 2013 2:11 am

    Soldier: Hey… um, Engie? We could use a dispenser up on mid. I mean, if that's alright with you… It might help with, ya know, resupplying for a push. You don't have to if you don't want to. It's all up to you… Stop looking at me like that! Please put that toolkit down! OH GOD PLEASE DON'T HURT ME!!!

    Engie: Eeeerectin' a dispenser!

    Soldier: Oh, uh… Good work soldier!

  11. Kenpachi RAMASAMA on April 30th, 2013 2:53 am

    Well he did specifically ask for a dispenser HERE. Not Engie's fault he didn't get out of the way.

  12. Alpar on April 30th, 2013 8:34 am

    Alright class, since we're on the topic of TF2, we're going for an extra credit assignment here!

    X+5=?

  13. SpaghettiWeegee on April 30th, 2013 11:43 am

    Oh, Engie, stop being so dispensive! Scout's just trying to help. Also, he might need a dispenser. Maybe you should refer him to PEZ.

  14. KZN02 on April 30th, 2013 12:17 pm

    Dispenser Down!

  15. HughbertReturns on April 30th, 2013 2:44 pm

    Don't test his metal, son
    You'll see it's already…positive…ly going to kill you.
    …yeaaaah….

  16. Rexxmech on April 30th, 2013 5:49 pm

    Got Engie problems I feel bad for you son, I got 99 problems but a dispenser ain't one.

  17. TsavoLion on April 30th, 2013 7:22 pm

    I can just imagine the spectating blus and reds all seeing this and thinking something along the lines of "Daaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaamn"

  18. Vosur on May 2nd, 2013 6:02 am

    Most cases, I would be agreeing with the Engie, but I guess the aforementioned Scout wasn't as talented as these guys.

    [youtube K71uwvWypSg rel="nofollow"> youtube]

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