Bro, do you even lift? A gritty realistic take on a classic Musclemon!
13456123 Responseshttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.halolz.com%2F2013%2F03%2F26%2Frealistic-musclekarp%2FRealistic+Musclekarp2013-03-26+12%3A41%3A02Shawn+Handysidehttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.halolz.com%2F%3Fp%3D13456 to “Realistic Musclekarp”
Those muscles are truly larger than life.
Give that…that thing a water stone so it can evolve!!
First of all, magikarps evolve via level-up at level twenty.
Secondly, Musclekarp cannot evolve further, as it is clearly at least level one hundred already.
Bro, do you even splash?
Guys, you gotta help me!
I tried getting it to use another move than Bulk-Up, but it won't even listen to me.
I HAVE ALL THE BADGES, AND IT'S TELLING ME I DON'T HAVE ENOUGH.
Its body mass is so great, it is relying on additional regions yet undiscovered.
You must go and win 128 badges to get this Musclemon to obey you. By this time next week, it will be 132.
Addiction is a powerful thing.
Now just hook him up to the Muscle Musical Instrument!
I will be honest with you.
This doesn't look that disturbing in the realistic view.
Man, I'd say that's at least level 9001.
*patiently waits for the reply*
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WHY WOULD YOU ASK HIM THAT!
Those Rare Candies sure worked.
you can't get over 800 without doping. Do you want to suggest Lance uses doping?
Yes he does. He at least has the balls to do it…
I'll listen! Just don't hurt me!!!
I'm wondering how that's even possible.
Everytime I try to ride my bike indoors or use doping professor Oak tells me "There's a time and place for everything! But not now."
Dare ye imagine the next level of this foul beasts evolutioning?
Just wait until you see Flail.
HEY GUYS UNTOONED MUSCLE KIRBY!
Well they can sure beat the living to dead…
Magickarp is evolving into gara- NOPE Musclekarp
Musclekarp learned PUNCH.
New data was added(?) to the poxedex
Lance does what he wants 'cause he has dragonites https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_Qe9O90cD80
Please no realistic Dicklet.
ANYTHING BUT THAT! I WOULD RATHER HAVE A PONY POST THAN THAT!
OH GOD SOMEBODY GET WOLF IN HERE ALREADY BEFORE ALPAR CREATES A MONSTER!!!!!!!!!!! SHAWN!!! SHAWN!!!!!! ANSWER ME SHAAAAAAWWWWN!!!!!!!!!!
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH Who lives in a weight lifting gym under the sea?!
YOU HEARD THE MAN!
TIME FOR A SACRIFICE SO IT NEVER HAPPENS!
That's sure one advanced Pokedex if it can record new moves now.
Is this what I've been missing after dropping out of the series?
It's like its left eye is constantly searching for its next victim, focusing its right eye on you as it sucks your soul into its big, gaping black hole of a mouth.
*High fives Alpar* LOLOLOLOL
Alpar: Giving people what they want (and sometimes things they didn't even know that they wanted) since…well forever
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That's my ringtone when that annoying friend of mine calls.
Although you have to admit, you walked right into that one.
ART THOU INFURIATED?
Or rather, the ball.
Uhh…Do you need to rest a little, dude? Maybe drink some water?
Alpar, what have you done?
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YOU'VE CREATED THE SINGULARIPONY!
Maybe Gary Motherfucking Oak could help you. After all, he has 10 of Kanto's 8 gym badges.
Aberrent and orange and monstruous is he!
It's in here somewhere, so have a gander!
BLOOOOOOOOOOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOOOOOOOD
LET THE UNIVERSE
DrrrrrRRRRRooooOOOOOOOOOOOWWNNNN IN IT
If splashing and flailing is something you wish!
LOLS FOR THE LOL GOD!
MEMES FOR THE MEME THRONE!
If you fall asleep while Ripplypuff sings, you never wake back up.
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What is that between the legs
WHAT IS THAT BETWEEN THE LEGS
I'm just going to leave this here .http://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/2/friendship-is-optimal/
then jump in the sea and get punched by a fish!
I don't see anything there. Don't you know what steroids does to your body?
I'LL DRINK THE LOL FROM THEIR HEARTS!
Brings new meaning to the term "Sleeper Hold"!
Cool! A broken link!
AND I'LL EAT THE SOULS OF TH-
wait this is against me….
i am scarred forever
Killing is Badonk?
So, wait, Ripplypuff is basically an obscenely buff angel?
You know, this:
Also, that's not its junk, that's just a dark-pink spaghetti strap loincloth. Odd choice of color scheme, really, but, eh, who am I to judge a 'mon with such rippling pectorals?
BEHOLD YOUR NEW GODS!
ARE THEY NOT TERRIBLE TO BEHOLD?!
FROM THIS LINK, THEY WILL CONQUER THE NEXT!
AND THE ONE AFTER THAT!
Ok, apparently I failed at copy and pasting a url. I shall be in the corner of shame after I try again. http://www.fimfiction.net/story/62074/2/friendshi…
FROM THIS DAY FORWARD
WE SHALL NOT HAVE A RAINBOW
BUT AN ENDLESS SPECTRUM ACROSS THE UNIVERSE
IN THEIR NAME
"Are you ready kids?"
"GOD, NO CAPTAIN!"
No? You want a smoke and a pancake?
BTSnoogans i am your farjar
Oh my. Try killing it with fire!
It's been too long since we had a pony post on this site.
That doesn't fit the original song, unless you start the measure on "in"! (It's two syllables too long.)
I love all of you.
Just another example of the discrimination that boy gamers face every time they want to pose half-naked with controllers covering their nipples.
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It's not very effective…
Well, if we're going to post off-topic things we've found on tumblr…
hmmm…. relevant post.
let's see here. buff, weird, badass in it's own way…
AHA! BADASS IN IT'S OWN WAY!
RELEVANT POST IS GOOOOO!!
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Not that we need that many more.
I blame the fact Shawn updates once every six years.
IF ONLY WE HAD SOMEPLACE TO POST THESE THINGS
WOE IS ME
BLAH BLAH BLAH FORUMS
And now no one else has to say it.
You'd think it would be, on a fish thing.
rel="nofollow">Two Best Sisters play Portal 2?
How about a no?
Oh, shush. It's good and you know it.
Speaking of irrelevant topics, guess what part of our childhoods Capcom is bringing back in all of its glory?: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6N0PzqF9gWY
I sure am glad I read that in Morgan Freeman's voice. It had quite an amazing effect.
That's not the problem.
The problem with the typical brony and/or idea of constantly having MLP posts so long as it's videogame related is incrdibly stupid.
We don't need the fandom's videogame crossovers, we'd have too many pony posts we don't need when other things like Touhou have been waiting since near the dawn of Halolz.
There are also plenty of other sites for that not to mention. And the fact all the hardcore bronies are either gonna encourage pushing their fandom where it's not needed/wanted, and then getting butthurt because the idea doesn't get accepted, is also inane.
Woah, Capcom doing something somewhat right since MMxSF.
What a shocker.
Well, regarding the Touhou thing, I think there are lots of other sites similar to Halolz that I can think of that are better and faster at posting about visitor submissions than this site is. Not going to say what those sites are, though one of them has the initials of DD or EM.
rel="nofollow">I'm up for some hot Double D fingering right about now.
/ old joke
Fine. I was talking about Discord's Domain.
But that's a nice bit of Ed animation there.
I certainly hope they go through with this, and that nothing goes…
Here's gameplay footage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4Wfl7Q9m3I
As well as beat the dead back to life!
They're even using the same 94 year old Voice actor for Scrooge, Alan Young.
This game is on my "Buy upon release" list.
But for now…..MONSTER HUNTEEEEEEEEEEEEEER & LUIGI'S MANSIOOOOOOOOOOON.
Ed Edd n' Eddy?
IT WAS A GOOD SHOW!
Yes, I couldn't suffer anatidae where Capcom bails out on us to pay the bills! It would ruffle my feathers and make my mind quack!
I thought it was Jigglybuff's left foot. You know, with shading.
Alpar, sidding with me?
But besides the point, yeah the Anti-Bronies just don't want you guys infecting sites that shouldn't be infected.
My posts lead to new topics :D
Did I just drop below 100p?
MY LIFE IS FORFEIT
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Ladies & Gentlemen, I give you KRATOS JIGGLYPUFF.
You my good friend are incorrect.
It was a great show.
Well hey you're not always wrong.
Regardless though, that's the only problem with any fandom. They shouldn't force you to like things or talk about things when it's by no means called for.
Don't be me kid.
Half of Peter Griffin just committed suicide before my very eyes.
I'm half traumatized.
The site itself intervened and protected us from witnessing such a horror.
It would appear I now have 100p!
Damn it. Hold on I'mma fix it.
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Edit: Never go to Funnymama.com they don't host shit properly. Had to reverse image search to find this again…
It's April Fails Day.
Shawn was supposed to have posted something by now…
He… he's just screwing around with us!
Halolz isn't dead he's just waiting to say April Fools thinking the site actually is!
I dunno man but. [youtube Z6qEESY4x4U&feature=share&list=UULXnUdolJsprz7P1ZqoheaQ
youtube] BAM. April Fool's Guild Wars 2 style. For the whole month.
I dunno about you, but I know how I'm celebrating until then.
Yeah, I don't know. Old jokes are all I can think of right now.
So long as this somehow doesn't tire itself out I don't mind.
It's show time!
Too bad this would be a lot more noticeable if Shawn posted something.
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