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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 4, 2013 · 6:23 PM 
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46 Responses to “The Lord of the Ocarinas”

  1. Guppy on March 4th, 2013 6:35 pm

    Marin Malon sure hasn't aged well…

  2. Hatley96 on March 4th, 2013 6:39 pm

    One does not simply walk into Gerudo Valley.

    Which is why they're on horses.

  3. Numberplay on March 4th, 2013 6:48 pm
  4. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 4th, 2013 7:29 pm

    Shawn, in accordance with my promise to mention this on every post until you post a Wolf O'Donnel related submission.

    Bring back Wolf Wednesdays.

  5. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 4th, 2013 7:31 pm

    You can't simply walk into most places. Often times you need to open a door, or use a key, or pay a toll, or drive there, or be a really important person.

  6. blargenth on March 4th, 2013 7:36 pm

    RELEVANT
    [youtube KaqC5FnvAEc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  7. ibbolia on March 4th, 2013 7:40 pm

    In fact, by foot Mordor is probably the most accessible place, being designed by engineers with a penchant for smashing over delaying smashing.

  8. Uzumakiclan43 on March 4th, 2013 8:04 pm

    Now I'm imagining Ian MacKellan whistling the tune of the Song of Storms just as I'm trying to get it out of my head… Shawn, you magnificent bastard, you…

  9. John_Know_Doe on March 4th, 2013 9:13 pm

    [youtube 0HtARP5AGNg rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  10. Nick Soapdish on March 4th, 2013 9:13 pm
  11. MasterLuigi452 on March 4th, 2013 9:20 pm

    But Wolf doesn't let Shawn to do that…

  12. SpaghettiWeegee on March 4th, 2013 9:29 pm

    In a tree in a forest, there lived a Kokiri. Not a nasty, dirty tree, filled with the remains of long-dead Skulltula, nor yet a old, talking, curmudgeon-y tree. It was a Kokiri-tree, and that means comfort.

  13. SpaghettiWeegee on March 4th, 2013 9:30 pm

    Can Gandalf even gain XP at this point? I'm pretty sure he's hit the level cap.

  14. SpaghettiWeegee on March 4th, 2013 9:36 pm

    Oh boy, last time somebody told me I had their sword, I was in for a bit of a surprise. See, it turns out, sword is actually a euphemism for a man's genitalia. Yeah. I never was able to finish A Link to the Past because of this. Everyone kept telling me "Seek out the Master Sword deep in the sacred grove," and I was like "I just learned what "sword" meant, I don't think I want to know what you mean by "sacred grove…"

    However, I will say that I'd accept a piece of Gimli's axe any day.

  15. Vabolo on March 4th, 2013 9:36 pm

    Might as well just post this here
    [youtube waa2ucfgVgQ rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  16. SpaghettiWeegee on March 4th, 2013 9:41 pm

    Maybe Ganondalf should summon those goddamn Loftwings so we can drop this stupid Triforce into Death Mountain already. Thanks for nothing, asshole. >:|

  17. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 4th, 2013 9:52 pm

    What's that? You're offering me your support? Well thanks!

  18. Sonicsmash2 on March 4th, 2013 9:55 pm
  19. SpaghettiWeegee on March 4th, 2013 10:02 pm

    Brings up a good question. Why DO we let that damn thief come along with us? We're not ALL trying to steal gold from a dragon or something.

  20. SpaghettiWeegee on March 4th, 2013 10:07 pm

    One Balrog matchup I've always wanted to see is Balrog (from Street Fighter) vs. Balrog. Only one thing about that match is certain: Balrog is going to emerge the victor.

  21. Porecomesis on March 4th, 2013 10:30 pm

    This is maybe the third time in, what, five submissions? How many more spelling mistakes is he going to make?

  22. Armetron on March 4th, 2013 10:31 pm

    <img src="http://nerdbastards.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/zelda-wedding-bands.jpg&quot; width="100%" height="100%">
    One Ring to rule them all,
    One Ring to find them,
    One Ring to bring them all
    and in the darkness bind them.

  23. wolfpax181 on March 4th, 2013 10:36 pm
  24. Vabolo on March 4th, 2013 10:42 pm

    He's the only guy who has the Player's Handbook.

  25. Vabolo on March 4th, 2013 10:43 pm

    But there are two rings in that picture.

  26. SpaghettiWeegee on March 4th, 2013 11:01 pm

    Hail Dragonborn!

  27. Porecomesis on March 4th, 2013 11:07 pm

    Can you not read? The rings clearly say "It's dangerous to go alone". Evidently, the One Ring took this advice to heart and brought his friend, the One Other Ring.

  28. VyseRogueKing on March 4th, 2013 11:32 pm

    He's workin' one of the Fire Emblem means of leveling up.

    Surpass class level cap? Promotion!

    Gandalf has been promoted to "the White"!

  29. SpaghettiWeegee on March 4th, 2013 11:56 pm

    Together they form the Handcuffs of Destiny.

  30. Yoshi_Dino on March 5th, 2013 12:08 am

    Gandalf is so awesome, he doesn't even need a ocarina to summon his horse.

  31. Porecomesis on March 5th, 2013 12:14 am

    How kinky.

  32. SpaghettiWeegee on March 5th, 2013 12:37 am

    Yeah, just wait until I introduce you to her! Destiny is one foxy babe.

  33. Porecomesis on March 5th, 2013 12:43 am

    I'm good, thank you.

  34. Nick Soapdish on March 5th, 2013 12:47 am
  35. SpaghettiWeegee on March 5th, 2013 12:53 am

    I SMELL A THREE WAY.

  36. Fhantinabox on March 5th, 2013 4:03 am

    And he knows "Trap sense".

    And Diplomacy.
    And Pick Lock.
    And Sneak.
    And he's got the bag of holding.

    Did we mention we tried to put a chain around him and he knows Escape astist??

  37. BTSnoogans on March 5th, 2013 4:03 am

    YOU SHALL NOT PASS!
    Until you listen to Kaepora Gaebora give a long-ass tutorial that you'll most likely restart over and over again.

  38. Arch_Evil_Angel on March 5th, 2013 8:32 am

    Part of me thinks that Shawn is doing it on purpose, either to troll us or keep us on our toes.

    Still, another part of me thinks he just doesn't give a shit about spelling and grammar on the internet anymore.

    The last part of me is craving tacos right about now.

  39. Th3l4st0ne on March 5th, 2013 10:10 am

    Don't forget Balrog the Toaster!

  40. Vabolo on March 5th, 2013 12:38 pm

    On the bright side, he only has 1d6 hitdice.

  41. Porecomesis on March 5th, 2013 6:19 pm

    I hate tacos. I prefer tortillas.

  42. Porecomesis on March 5th, 2013 6:20 pm
  43. Arch_Evil_Angel on March 5th, 2013 6:58 pm

    You know what? I'm an understanding guy. I'll compromise with you. How about (now, follow me on this), how about (you ready for this?)…tacos…ok? Tacos…made with tortillas INSTEAD of taco shells! Eh? EH?!

  44. Porecomesis on March 5th, 2013 10:27 pm

    … Alright then… I guess. I mean, the problem I have with tacos is that they're so messy because the shells break too easily.

  45. GazzyW007 on March 6th, 2013 12:47 am

    And if it's 1E he's got 1D4 hitpoints. Hehehe.

  46. GazzyW007 on March 6th, 2013 12:48 am

    Guess we won't be needing those tapes anymore. Want me to get rid of them?

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