The Fresh Fish of Bel-Air
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So to you, all the Pokemon across the land,
There’s no need to argue, parents just don’t understand!
By Chris S.

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 9, 2013 · 11:43 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (388 votes, average: 4.72 out of 5)
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90 Responses to “The Fresh Fish of Bel-Air”

  1. Sceptilianblade on February 9th, 2013 12:09 pm

    Of ALL the comments I could make, this is the only one I could think of:
    Gyarados looks ready to FIRE ITS LAZOR.
    WIT, Y U FAIL ME NOW?

  2. Vastryn on February 9th, 2013 12:14 pm

    … So, wait. How *did* he learn Bounce?

  3. Hatley96 on February 9th, 2013 12:25 pm

    I love me some Fresh Fish. And Bel-Air usually does great imported cuisine.

  4. TheFancyPants on February 9th, 2013 12:25 pm

    Is it just me, or is that Goldeen dead?

  5. Armetron on February 9th, 2013 12:54 pm

    well I wanted to post this video but the embed video button is being suborn
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sp12CW7e750

  6. Dash12345678 on February 9th, 2013 12:55 pm

    Don't Gyarados usually just look like that perpetually?

  7. SpaghettiWeegee on February 9th, 2013 1:02 pm

    Turns out, Magikarp is more musical than you'd expect.

    [youtube VSBipSoyAi4 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  8. Alpar on February 9th, 2013 1:05 pm

    No wonder he got sent to Sinnoh. If this is what he did in his spare time he has way too much.

  9. Alpar on February 9th, 2013 1:06 pm

    It's okay. That wit is on par with the average Halolz submission.

  10. Alpar on February 9th, 2013 1:07 pm

    Well it looks like it's about to.

  11. Alpar on February 9th, 2013 1:08 pm

    Easy. A fellow shark helped him learn the move with relative simplicity and hardly any time.

    His name was Gameshark.

    *badumtss*

    …okay fine, geez. Everyone's a critic… *leaves*

  12. SpaghettiWeegee on February 9th, 2013 1:09 pm

    Aha! In Sinnoh, Bounce isn't even learned from a guy with no hair! It's taught by a hiker.
    http://serebii.net/platinum/movetutors.shtml -- SOURCE.

  13. ibbolia on February 9th, 2013 1:22 pm

    If that's the mother, I think the Magikarp here is Mr. Fish. I can see the family resemblance too well.<img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-prn1/c6.19.160.160/67395_168079956537528_4653390_a.jpg"&gt;

  14. SpaghettiWeegee on February 9th, 2013 1:33 pm

    Cell is part Magikarp. The absorbing of the Androids? HOAX. All he really needed to do was evolve.

  15. MasterLuigi452 on February 9th, 2013 6:17 pm

    It is safe to say that my brain has stopped working.

  16. Uzumakiclan43 on February 9th, 2013 7:11 pm

    Sure, Magikarp, I'll listen to your story of how you learned Bounce from the Move Tutor, but first, you might want to tell me, why are you dry-humping his head?

  17. Dr. Enforcicle on February 9th, 2013 9:05 pm

    Having a shiny as your mom would be real cool, huh? And is that Raichu doing Gangnam Style?

    On a side note: This one has the best Ratatta I've ever seen.

  18. Vabolo on February 9th, 2013 10:12 pm

    You can also have a magikarp with said move using the following method:

    <img src="http://toomuchgaming.files.wordpress.com/2011/04/pokewalker-cheat.jpg?w=300&h=175&quot; /img>

  19. Vabolo on February 9th, 2013 10:14 pm
  20. Earl the Lemon on February 10th, 2013 6:11 am

    It's also safe to say that Zoe isn't here
    *I come back later and there is a reply of an image in which Magikarp is doing something wrong*
    ZOE, 4 MONTHS DUNGEON

  21. Porecomesis on February 10th, 2013 6:57 am

    A wild THE FRESH FISH OF BEL-AIR appeared!

    THE FRESH FISH OF BEL-AIR used LOTS AND LOTS OF TWO-FRAME ANIMATION!

    PORECOMESIS is confused!

    PORECOMESIS used THINK OF A WITTY JOKE!

    But nothing happened!

    PORECOMESIS waited several bloody hours!

    PORECOMESIS used THINK OF A WITTY JOKE!

    But nothing happened!

    PORECOMESIS used HEADDESK!

    It hurt itself in the frustration!

  22. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 10th, 2013 7:05 am

    and how do you know he has no hair if he has that hat on?

  23. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 7:05 am

    Haha, you don't need wit, all you need rel="nofollow"> is love to Google some images to embed into your comments!

  24. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 10th, 2013 7:13 am
  25. Porecomesis on February 10th, 2013 7:57 am
  26. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 10th, 2013 9:07 am

    I still have my pokewalker. Its batteries died like 3 years ago.

  27. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 10th, 2013 9:08 am

    You are an imposter.

  28. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 10th, 2013 9:09 am

    close enough.

  29. straYDoubter on February 10th, 2013 10:23 am

    Maybe the little window is popping up at the top of the page when you click the button. That always happens to me.

  30. straYDoubter on February 10th, 2013 10:23 am

    Maybe the little window is popping up at the top of the page when you click the button.

  31. straYDoubter on February 10th, 2013 10:25 am

    The Goldeen is about to dead? I've never seen anything do that.

  32. straYDoubter on February 10th, 2013 10:32 am
  33. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 10:36 am

    I was walking my Magmar around in it during my first summer of pokéwalking, having a good time. Then one day, I forgot to take it out of my swimming trunks, and went for a dip in the pool.

    Needless to say, it was super effective.

  34. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 10:39 am

    <img src="http://images3.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100812022848/bionicle/images/d/dc/CGI_Mata_Nui_(Island).png" /img>
    If someone here knows what this has to do with giant robots, you get an internet high-five of epic proportions.

  35. Arch_Evil_Angel on February 10th, 2013 11:12 am

    I'm a big fan of that idea.

  36. SpaghettiWeegee on February 10th, 2013 11:14 am

    Look at that beard. I'm pretty sure this guy has hair.

    Just not necessarily head hair.

  37. Arch_Evil_Angel on February 10th, 2013 11:18 am

    Well, thank you for that hit of nostalgia. I was honestly just thinking about the old Bionicle toys my brother and I played with when we were kids. The story stuff they had in their flash games and the movies wasn't bad, either.

  38. SpaghettiWeegee on February 10th, 2013 11:20 am

    All those dots sounded like they were playing some kind of chiptune music.

    Also, it really has to depend on the source material here-- wait a sec.

    *BANG GAVEL BANG*

  39. SpaghettiWeegee on February 10th, 2013 11:22 am

    Isn't that Mata Nui from the Bionicle mythos?

  40. Armetron on February 10th, 2013 11:59 am

    no I got the window but when I put the link it says it cant use the url

  41. SirNumel on February 10th, 2013 12:29 pm

    It migrated from his head to his back.

  42. Sceptilianblade on February 10th, 2013 12:52 pm
  43. SpectralSheep on February 10th, 2013 12:54 pm

    That Whiscash appears to be in the mood for some pillowy mounds of mashed potatoes.

  44. wolfpax181 on February 10th, 2013 1:45 pm

    As a bald fellow I know for a fact that it goes to your nose and ears long before your back. *nods sagely*

  45. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 1:50 pm

    Yes, also, if you followed the story to the end:

    <img src="http://www.deviantart.com/download/146631899/Mata_nui_poster_by_ignika24.jpg&quot; width="413" /img>

  46. wolfpax181 on February 10th, 2013 1:50 pm

    At least it wasn't a pikachu or raichu.

  47. Spaz Tzu on February 10th, 2013 4:27 pm

    Vabolo.
    That song literally came on 10 seconds before I read your comment.
    THIS COINCIDENTAL TIMING IS GETTING FREAKY, MAN.

  48. Redzeroine on February 10th, 2013 5:16 pm

    Well, I guess if you count "Flail"…

  49. Earl the Lemon on February 10th, 2013 5:57 pm
  50. SpaghettiWeegee on February 10th, 2013 7:14 pm
  51. Jimmy on February 10th, 2013 9:00 pm
  52. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 9:55 pm

    Or, Glob forbid, you start getting an obsession turning candy into fish people because of it.

  53. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 10:00 pm
  54. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 10:03 pm

    Yes, it's almost as if such an ability, when combined with others, would make people call me "Euclid".

  55. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 10:06 pm

    Yes, it would certainly bring you a second wind in your quest to gain watts.

  56. Vabolo on February 10th, 2013 10:16 pm

    As someone whose weight is 32% hair, I can tell tell you that it has a tendency to go everywhere in general. Even if I stick a keratin a tupperware as quickly as I can, it'll still have a hair on it.

  57. wolfpax181 on February 10th, 2013 10:27 pm

    Wait, what?

  58. SpaghettiWeegee on February 10th, 2013 10:30 pm

    Oh my god, that was the single greatest thing I've ever seen in all my time on the internet. You, sir, have won. Congratulations. I feel sorry for any poor saps who don't see this in all of its greatness and continue to lead the empty and fruitless lives I lived before I found this.

  59. Pupsrus13 on February 10th, 2013 10:55 pm

    … I was thinking more along the lines of Double Keter.

  60. straYDoubter on February 11th, 2013 12:16 am

    You blinked and missed the pun.

  61. Vabolo on February 11th, 2013 1:20 am

    Nah, I don't wanna end humanity. Who else would enjoy my terrible puns?

  62. Vabolo on February 11th, 2013 1:25 am

    I wouldn't lash out at him for it, though. It wasn't a cuticle error.

  63. Sceptilianblade on February 11th, 2013 1:36 am

    You magnificent son of a bullfrog.

  64. Vabolo on February 11th, 2013 10:37 am

    You read my book?

  65. Vabolo on February 11th, 2013 10:40 am

    The trick is to access the "pure" video URL, not an already embedded one or something. But even then, it can be finnicky.

    Friggin' magical electronic technology that enables us to freely send more writing, images and videos than would have been fathomable to our ancestors merely four generations ago.

  66. Pupsrus13 on February 11th, 2013 10:43 am

    The inevitable alien colonists.

  67. Montablac on February 11th, 2013 10:59 am

    i dono,i think ill wait for all the hype to blow over

  68. Zortsport on February 11th, 2013 1:36 pm

    At least it was lost for good.

  69. Earl the Lemon on February 11th, 2013 7:09 pm

    Off the topic a little, today at rehearsal for a play i'm in, there is a court room seen, during the break I shouted OBJECTION, ever time someone said something.

  70. Vabolo on February 11th, 2013 8:02 pm

    Now you're implying there'll be a planet left to colonize once humanity's done with it.

  71. Pupsrus13 on February 11th, 2013 8:10 pm

    Who says that it has to be habitable by humans to be enjoyed by alien core miners?

  72. wolfpax181 on February 11th, 2013 10:12 pm

    "stick a keratin a tupperware" I just keep reading that part over and over and it just short circuits my brain.

  73. Prof. Luigi on February 11th, 2013 10:16 pm

    Is that steam or smoke?

  74. BraveSirJimOfLawl on February 11th, 2013 10:37 pm

    Wait, that wasn't already in the script?
    It should be.

  75. Sceptilianblade on February 11th, 2013 11:06 pm

    Funny. We're doing Legally Blonde for the musical this year. I just wanna bust out with Cornered on my trumpet at random times.

  76. Jerach on February 12th, 2013 7:12 pm

    Is it really dry-humping though? I mean Magikarp always seems pretty wet.

  77. Rocker23220 on February 13th, 2013 3:21 pm

    Bionicle was so much better than that Hero Factory crap they have out now. My brother and I used to build and play with those all the time, and we bought all the books they came out with. Bionicles are awesome!!!

  78. Rocker23220 on February 13th, 2013 3:23 pm

    I think he's just trying to cross his arms, but they're too short

  79. blargenth on February 13th, 2013 3:57 pm

    So… whose tired of looking at this comic?

  80. Solar Boy Django on February 13th, 2013 5:55 pm

    Technically Bionicle's story hasn't officially ended yet. Lego made them stop writing halfway through an arc. I also wish I could find the first flash game still… loved that as a kids.

  81. Solar Boy Django on February 13th, 2013 5:58 pm
  82. Vabolo on February 13th, 2013 7:28 pm

    It's called the Mata-Nui Online Game (MNOLG for short) if you want to search it up.

    And yeah, it kinda sucks that they had to twist Greg Farshtey's arm on that point, but executives gonna execute.

  83. Dr. Enforcicle on February 13th, 2013 10:01 pm
  84. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 14th, 2013 1:12 am

    It seems like you're over thinking it by just a hair.

  85. Solar Boy Django on February 14th, 2013 2:19 am

    Yeah I was able to find a download of the second game but having troubles finding the first one and that's the one I remember best and true true, sometimes I wish they couldn't execute though.

  86. Prof. Luigi on February 14th, 2013 3:06 am

    I tell ya, Magikarp with teeth is a terrible sight once.
    Having to see him again and again while looking for updates just ain't the greatest thing.

  87. truegentleman on February 14th, 2013 6:14 pm
  88. MetroidJunkie on February 15th, 2013 7:20 am

    Somehow, the themes fit.

    [youtube f94ST14pWXE rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  89. TheAceOfSkulls on February 18th, 2013 6:44 pm

    I don't know. The more this idea circulates, the more I like it.

  90. cyberguy64 on February 25th, 2013 12:14 am

    Why does this not have more votes?

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