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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2013 · 6:07 PM 
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68 Responses to “[VIDEO] I Wanna Be a Pirate”

  1. SeniorOot on February 2nd, 2013 6:13 pm

    He fights like a dairy farmer.

  2. Shawn Handyside on February 2nd, 2013 6:28 pm

    I wonder if Scout would have made a better Guybrush?

  3. Master_Xehanort on February 2nd, 2013 6:57 pm

    I have an idea for a better Halolz! Bring back the fo- *IMMOLATION*

  4. Porecomesis on February 2nd, 2013 7:14 pm

    Curses… there's got to be a joke I can plunder from somewhere…

  5. SirNumel on February 2nd, 2013 7:30 pm

    How appropriate! You fight like a cow!

  6. GanjalfTheGreen on February 2nd, 2013 7:45 pm

    Hmm…
    [youtube LvU7TSoFujc rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    Nah.

  7. GanjalfTheGreen on February 2nd, 2013 7:51 pm

    Enough! Soon you'll be wearing my sword as a shish kebab!

  8. Alpar on February 2nd, 2013 7:58 pm

    You wanna be a personality lacking ugly generic man who has lame powers and travels in a world full of glitches and people that offer no dialogue with depth?

    Well whatever floats yer boat, bro.

  9. Soul Eater 676 on February 2nd, 2013 8:00 pm

    Yeah sorry, it was a joke between me and a real life friend.

    He doesn't know what a skyrim is.

  10. Treeman574 on February 2nd, 2013 8:23 pm

    While we're still talking about crossovers… [youtube zQ8nEYJNHac rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  11. SpectralSheep on February 2nd, 2013 9:26 pm

    I know a few that would leave ya kraken up.

  12. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2013 9:27 pm

    First you better stop waving ti around like a feather duster.

  13. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2013 9:28 pm

    YO

    YAYOYAAAAYOOOOOOOOO

  14. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2013 9:28 pm

    WHAT THE *HONK* IS A SKYRIM

  15. SeniorOot on February 2nd, 2013 9:30 pm

    I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!

  16. straYDoubter on February 2nd, 2013 9:49 pm

    Aye. It was a rousing video. It reminds me of a song.
    <img src="http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Thegreatmario/apirateiwasmeanttobe.gif"&gt;
    It's a pirate day on Halolz
    One I thought would never come
    So go ahead and comment lads
    It's time to have some fun!

    (Oh yeah. It's on.)

  17. straYDoubter on February 2nd, 2013 10:17 pm

    Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?

  18. Solar Boy Django on February 2nd, 2013 10:32 pm

    Yarrrr these be good trials three but even if ye pass these trials three theirs no one that can beat… SOGEKING. The Sniper Warrior Pirate YAAAAAR!
    [youtube VNyP3uzgRhA rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  19. UndeadLex on February 2nd, 2013 10:57 pm

    [youtube -hgAC7qvR_k rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  20. Funkalicous on February 2nd, 2013 11:02 pm

    I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.

  21. Vabolo on February 2nd, 2013 11:21 pm

    Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!

    …wait

  22. Vabolo on February 2nd, 2013 11:23 pm

    I see that the unholy crossing of a pirate and a ninja brings mastery of…well, the mast.

  23. Vabolo on February 2nd, 2013 11:26 pm

    It's like heroin, but you chase dragons and yell a lot.

    Come to think about it, it's just like heroin.

  24. Vabolo on February 2nd, 2013 11:32 pm

    Ar, frigate about it! Me puns'll take Caribbean funny for the both of us, and leave ya peggin' for more pullin' of yer leg!

  25. TomQuoVadis on February 3rd, 2013 12:43 am

    [youtube os5TXyJlEMc rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    I love you Alestorm

  26. TomQuoVadis on February 3rd, 2013 12:45 am

    I'm laughing so hard I'm going to have to patch up my sides.

  27. Sceptilianblade on February 3rd, 2013 12:59 am

    And if ye fail, I know the perfect crew for ye!
    <img src="http://www.boxofficeprophets.com/tickermaster/loadimage.cfm?image=veggiepirates.jpg&quot; img>

  28. BraveSirJimOfLawl on February 3rd, 2013 1:42 am

    I always get to these pun chains when all the bootyful ones are gone.

  29. Vabolo on February 3rd, 2013 3:18 am

    They forgot the part where you manage to get photoshop without selling one of the more disposable organs you still possess.

  30. GazzyW007 on February 3rd, 2013 8:50 am

    Come on Doubter, let's go post on the web!

  31. GazzyW007 on February 3rd, 2013 8:50 am

    I'm shaking, I'm shaking?

  32. straYDoubter on February 3rd, 2013 9:17 am

    <img src="http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Thegreatmario/apirateiwasmeanttobe.gif"&gt;
    We go to port to plunder then get out just like the ebb!

    We keep singing as we sail
    To every ship that comes our way
    We never hear a "Bravo"
    But get plenty of "Parlays!"

    A pirate I was meant to be
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

  33. straYDoubter on February 3rd, 2013 9:21 am

    I think we can all agree we'd be proud to serve on that vessel. After all, who among us doesn't like to just stay home, and lie around?

  34. straYDoubter on February 3rd, 2013 9:40 am

    It's always like this with the pun chain commenters. They get us hooked to the trend only to rum out of jokes .

  35. Teleporting Rock on February 3rd, 2013 11:16 am

    But why is the grog gone!?

  36. Funkalicous on February 3rd, 2013 11:19 am

    …Where'd my sword go?

  37. GazzyW007 on February 3rd, 2013 1:06 pm

    Alright, alright, are you sure we have the time?

  38. GazzyW007 on February 3rd, 2013 1:08 pm

    [youtube IxAKFlpdcfc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  39. GazzyW007 on February 3rd, 2013 1:09 pm

    DREAMIN'

  40. GazzyW007 on February 3rd, 2013 1:10 pm

    That pun knocked the wind from my sails.

  41. Jimmy on February 3rd, 2013 1:14 pm

    DAMN…beat me to it… +1 e-peen

  42. straYDoubter on February 3rd, 2013 1:40 pm

    <img src="http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Thegreatmario/apirateiwasmeanttobe.gif"&gt;
    Just keep those words a-coming and I'm sure to make a rhyme.

    Surrounded on all sides
    In the thickest kind of fog
    We beat the Royal Navy
    (Yes, we have been drinking grog.)

    A pirate I was meant to be
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

  43. Alpar on February 3rd, 2013 3:00 pm

    Not really. You forgot the gravity defying animals and the magic you can see all around you and..
    …yeah pretty much.

  44. GazzyW007 on February 3rd, 2013 4:00 pm

    Whose your favourite on Halolz, shipmate?

  45. Marscaleb on February 3rd, 2013 4:19 pm

    Finally, a TF2 video that is actually amusing for a change!
    …Too bad everything amusing from it came straight from Monkey Island.

  46. straYDoubter on February 3rd, 2013 4:32 pm

    <img src="http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Thegreatmario/apirateiwasmeanttobe.gif&quot; width="325">
    Right now it's you Sir Gazzy, your cooperation's great!

    Many ships have sunk in storms
    All were bested by the rain
    Yet some prefer the sound of thunder
    To one of my refrains.

    A pirate I was meant to be
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

  47. GazzyW007 on February 3rd, 2013 4:49 pm

    I wonder if the rest of the site likes to rhyme.

  48. HughbertReturns on February 3rd, 2013 5:06 pm

    Hmm?
    No Lazy Town? Really?
    I thought you lot would've….cottoned on…. to that by now

  49. Soul Eater 676 on February 3rd, 2013 5:45 pm

    Not mention the people who look vampire or bandits or wizards and wizard-vampire-bandits.

    I punched the pizza guy cause he looked like a vampire.

  50. Sceptilianblade on February 3rd, 2013 6:55 pm
  51. Vabolo on February 3rd, 2013 7:18 pm

    It's not delivery, it's Nosferatu(tm)!

  52. straYDoubter on February 3rd, 2013 7:32 pm

    <img src="http://i183.photobucket.com/albums/x59/Thegreatmario/apirateiwasmeanttobe.gif&quot; width="325">
    We have plundered many treasures
    Filled our hold up to the brim
    But we'd give it all away
    To have forums once again.

    A pirate I was meant to be
    Trim the sails and roam the sea!

  53. The Pualrus on February 3rd, 2013 7:35 pm

    Ye stored it in wooden kegs. Even the most blubberin' fools should know what grog does to wood.

    It ain't pretty.

  54. Jerach on February 3rd, 2013 8:16 pm

    I feel molested, so why am I smiling?

  55. UndeadLex on February 3rd, 2013 10:34 pm

    Because boobs.

  56. PortalMan on February 3rd, 2013 10:40 pm

    I'm surprised/thankful that the grog wasn't Jarate. I have a feeling it would've been more toxic.

  57. straYDoubter on February 3rd, 2013 10:45 pm

    Look harder friend. I see two Lazy Town related comments that were here before yours.

  58. Sceptilianblade on February 3rd, 2013 10:52 pm

    Because Zoe didn't do it.

  59. GazzyW007 on February 4th, 2013 12:20 am

    I wonder when this chain will end.

  60. Sceptilianblade on February 4th, 2013 12:53 am

    You mean by waiting for it to appear on your computer?
    No, seriously. I logged on one day and Adobe Photoshop was just… there. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't there before.

  61. Vabolo on February 4th, 2013 12:58 am

    I think I can tell you when, my friend.
    It's right after I say "orange"!

  62. Vabolo on February 4th, 2013 1:00 am

    Did you lend your computer to some unscrupulous ruffians of any kind for any period of time before that?

  63. Sceptilianblade on February 4th, 2013 1:01 am

    Nope. I trust only myself with it.

  64. GazzyW007 on February 4th, 2013 1:04 am

    That's a nice try, but let me hand you off a sporange!
    http://oxforddictionaries.com/words/are-there-any

    You try to end the rhyming
    Well you can try, I supposed
    But whilst we keep the spirit
    I guess you're just darn hosed

    A Pirate I was Meant to Be
    Trim the Sails and Roam the Seas!

  65. Vabolo on February 4th, 2013 1:24 am

    It wasn't to make you quit
    But to make your neurons churn;
    It was a test of your wit
    (also to see the world burn)

  66. GazzyW007 on February 4th, 2013 1:37 am

    A Pirate I was meant to be
    Trim the sails and roam the sea.

  67. Fhantinabox on February 4th, 2013 11:01 am

    Deliverys before sunrise or your soul back guarantee!

  68. Prof. Luigi on February 4th, 2013 6:44 pm

    Is that really One Piece?
    I've stopped watching that series for too long. I can hardly recognize it.

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