You could basically make the entire Monkey Island series in SourceMod and I could live with it. By Callegos Yavolitak
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 2, 2013 · 6:07 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
He fights like a dairy farmer.
I wonder if Scout would have made a better Guybrush?
I have an idea for a better Halolz! Bring back the fo- *IMMOLATION*
Curses… there's got to be a joke I can plunder from somewhere…
How appropriate! You fight like a cow!
Hmm…
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Nah.
Enough! Soon you'll be wearing my sword as a shish kebab!
You wanna be a personality lacking ugly generic man who has lame powers and travels in a world full of glitches and people that offer no dialogue with depth?
Well whatever floats yer boat, bro.
Yeah sorry, it was a joke between me and a real life friend.
He doesn't know what a skyrim is.
While we're still talking about crossovers… [youtube zQ8nEYJNHac rel="nofollow"> youtube]
I know a few that would leave ya kraken up.
First you better stop waving ti around like a feather duster.
YO
YAYOYAAAAYOOOOOOOOO
WHAT THE *HONK* IS A SKYRIM
I'm not going to take your insolence sitting down!
Aye. It was a rousing video. It reminds me of a song.
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It's a pirate day on Halolz
One I thought would never come
So go ahead and comment lads
It's time to have some fun!
(Oh yeah. It's on.)
Your hemorrhoids are flaring up again, eh?
Yarrrr these be good trials three but even if ye pass these trials three theirs no one that can beat… SOGEKING. The Sniper Warrior Pirate YAAAAAR!
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I once owned a dog that was smarter than you.
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries!
…wait
I see that the unholy crossing of a pirate and a ninja brings mastery of…well, the mast.
It's like heroin, but you chase dragons and yell a lot.
…
Come to think about it, it's just like heroin.
Ar, frigate about it! Me puns'll take Caribbean funny for the both of us, and leave ya peggin' for more pullin' of yer leg!
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I love you Alestorm
I'm laughing so hard I'm going to have to patch up my sides.
And if ye fail, I know the perfect crew for ye!
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I always get to these pun chains when all the bootyful ones are gone.
They forgot the part where you manage to get photoshop without selling one of the more disposable organs you still possess.
Come on Doubter, let's go post on the web!
I'm shaking, I'm shaking?
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We go to port to plunder then get out just like the ebb!
We keep singing as we sail
To every ship that comes our way
We never hear a "Bravo"
But get plenty of "Parlays!"
A pirate I was meant to be
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
I think we can all agree we'd be proud to serve on that vessel. After all, who among us doesn't like to just stay home, and lie around?
It's always like this with the pun chain commenters. They get us hooked to the trend only to rum out of jokes .
But why is the grog gone!?
…Where'd my sword go?
Alright, alright, are you sure we have the time?
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DREAMIN'
That pun knocked the wind from my sails.
DAMN…beat me to it… +1 e-peen
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Just keep those words a-coming and I'm sure to make a rhyme.
Surrounded on all sides
In the thickest kind of fog
We beat the Royal Navy
(Yes, we have been drinking grog.)
A pirate I was meant to be
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Not really. You forgot the gravity defying animals and the magic you can see all around you and..
…yeah pretty much.
Whose your favourite on Halolz, shipmate?
Finally, a TF2 video that is actually amusing for a change!
…Too bad everything amusing from it came straight from Monkey Island.
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Right now it's you Sir Gazzy, your cooperation's great!
Many ships have sunk in storms
All were bested by the rain
Yet some prefer the sound of thunder
To one of my refrains.
A pirate I was meant to be
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
I wonder if the rest of the site likes to rhyme.
Hmm?
No Lazy Town? Really?
I thought you lot would've….cottoned on…. to that by now
Not mention the people who look vampire or bandits or wizards and wizard-vampire-bandits.
I punched the pizza guy cause he looked like a vampire.
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Yes, yes. Some of the time.
It's not delivery, it's Nosferatu(tm)!
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We have plundered many treasures
Filled our hold up to the brim
But we'd give it all away
To have forums once again.
A pirate I was meant to be
Trim the sails and roam the sea!
Ye stored it in wooden kegs. Even the most blubberin' fools should know what grog does to wood.
It ain't pretty.
I feel molested, so why am I smiling?
Because boobs.
I'm surprised/thankful that the grog wasn't Jarate. I have a feeling it would've been more toxic.
Look harder friend. I see two Lazy Town related comments that were here before yours.
Because Zoe didn't do it.
I wonder when this chain will end.
You mean by waiting for it to appear on your computer?
No, seriously. I logged on one day and Adobe Photoshop was just… there. And I'm pretty sure it wasn't there before.
I think I can tell you when, my friend.
It's right after I say "orange"!
Did you lend your computer to some unscrupulous ruffians of any kind for any period of time before that?
Nope. I trust only myself with it.
That's a nice try, but let me hand you off a sporange!
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You try to end the rhyming
Well you can try, I supposed
But whilst we keep the spirit
I guess you're just darn hosed
A Pirate I was Meant to Be
Trim the Sails and Roam the Seas!
It wasn't to make you quit
But to make your neurons churn;
It was a test of your wit
(also to see the world burn)
A Pirate I was meant to be
Trim the sails and roam the sea.
Deliverys before sunrise or your soul back guarantee!
Is that really One Piece?
I've stopped watching that series for too long. I can hardly recognize it.