I… I have a choice?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2013 · 4:27 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
FIRST.
EDIT: FRICK I WANTED TO BEAT STALIN TO PISS HIM OFF.
EDIT 2: Nevermind I beat him.
GO GO STALIN RANNGA!
FIRST POST
OH FUCK YOU.
I think this is the first time I've made a "first" post in ages.
AUGH. I can't decide whether to down vote Alpar or Stalin!
Welcome to the wonderful world of Halolz comments!
First off, are you downvoting Alpar or Stalin?
-ALPAR
-STALIN
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A man's dream come true.
Replying to the content? Who does that nowadays?
GAY….mer.
EH JOE, STALIN
5 seconds later 50 down thumps
I WON
Remember kids, if you don't pick the female character, you're sexist!
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You tell me.
Ha! Plebeian… I have taken up the task of UPVOTING Alpar AND Stalin!
And if you do pick her, you're a pervert!
So just do the sensible thing and shoot yourself in the head. Because just picking whoever you want without thinking too much into it, or without typecasting any possible motivation for doing so is an absolutely loony idea.
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Alternatively, pick whoever has a hat.
Which is, you know, any of them.
Crisis averted.
Now here's a weird thought: a female Mr Mime plays Pokémon as a girl.
Oh, you're actually alive. How's Master Emerald duty going for you?
That awkward moment when you go to Ohayocon and you're checking out all the sexy ladies from torso up only to realize…they're dudes in dresses…
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Never have I been so confused in my entire life…Learn from my fail, check for Adam's apples FIRST.
Sure. Go ahead. Be a girl, there's nothing wrong with it. I just hope you don't mind getting hit on by Brock.
It turns out that when you send everybody to the gulag, there's no one left to steal your emerald. In conclusion, he was the best assistant Knuckles ever had.
They're called traps, dude. Welcome to the world of cosplay, where a chunk of the cosplayers are actually crossplayers. Adam's apple? Some traps disguise those super duper well. You need to be extra careful if you wanna be gender specific when it comes to cosplayers.
This is the internet Jimmy, we don't hate traps, we fuck em. Mostly.
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It's no easy question…
DDDDDDDDDDDD:
So I've decided to be a girl.
Oh you chose the girl in Pokemon? I do like her design better.
Pokemon? What the hell are you talking about?
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Reminds me of when I saw an incredibly good cosplay of Lily from Katawa Shoujo.
The person cosplaying her was a guy, he was decent at brawl.
Or is it a woman's dream coming true?
Silly Hughbert, robots aren't people.
Now that I think about it JRPG's are one of the few examples where most of the games the protagonist isn't under dressed, not all JRPG's mind you just… the ones coming to my head right now.
Not that I'm complaning mind you just… observing
It's like they're giving you freedom to be whatever you want to be…
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Here we go again.
Every girl is a guy, every guy is a little kid, and every little kid is an FBI agent.
I'm guessing you couldn't decide which video to post either.
Wrong kind of sex joke, mate.
The internet ladies and gentlemen,asking that question since the begining.
And an Adam's apple can be surgically removed.
Er… well… it's not porn…
yet…
Um, here's Zoe!
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Traps are overrated. Just making a clarification.
What the hell is wrong with their bodies.
No really I mean that from an anatomical standpoint. Gosh Zoe you could at least pick better porn whether it's hard or softcore.
We at Halolz are far too classy to call something "gay."
You goddamned faggot.
This doesn't even look good as just regular art.
Thumbs down, zoe. You better step your game up.
Denial is the first step. Look into his face and tell him he isn't awesome.
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See, you could have used "TRAINER used TRANS FORM!" or something of the like instead of one of the least original puns online.
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don´t post this : P, palcomix art it is one of the worst art styles I have seen, there are a lot better things to post if you want some good art search nezumi or jay naylor idk…. mayoineko is one I love : D
there is a lot of porn I just know some : D
So, how's your break been?
You're a bit rusty yah know.
Better luck next time!
She's ten, you sick fuck!
Is that what the hands infront of the throat is for?
…wait, that's a guy? Sod off.
THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING BUT NOT NOW
GOD DAMN IT, WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT?!
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How 'bout noooooooooooo.
EDIT: Now that I think about it, all we're doing is encouraging her. Especially you, FMA. Telling her where to find better-quality porn. What are you thinking, man?
….aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there's what we've been waiting for..
Yup, guy. Doesn't really show.
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Well if we are going to have to look at this we at least want it to be decent quality.
Well
The spy one doesn't exist anymore cos copyright
Had only I been here earlier to explain it
He isn't awesome.
In all seriousness he is very cute but that's not the point I was making.
Then what the hell are the FBI agents?
ENTIRE FBI IS BABIES!
Beggars can't be choosers.