Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?

I… I have a choice?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2013 · 4:27 PM 
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64 Responses to “Now tell me. Are you a boy? Or are you a girl?”

  1. Alpar on January 26th, 2013 5:20 pm

    FIRST.

    EDIT: FRICK I WANTED TO BEAT STALIN TO PISS HIM OFF.

    EDIT 2: Nevermind I beat him.

  2. StalinCommander on January 26th, 2013 5:20 pm

    GO GO STALIN RANNGA!
    FIRST POST

  3. StalinCommander on January 26th, 2013 5:21 pm

    OH FUCK YOU.

  4. Alpar on January 26th, 2013 5:21 pm

    I think this is the first time I've made a "first" post in ages.

  5. Prof. Luigi on January 26th, 2013 5:24 pm

    AUGH. I can't decide whether to down vote Alpar or Stalin!

  6. Alpar on January 26th, 2013 5:26 pm

    Welcome to the wonderful world of Halolz comments!

    First off, are you downvoting Alpar or Stalin?

    -ALPAR
    -STALIN

  7. StalinCommander on January 26th, 2013 5:27 pm
  8. MasterLuigi452 on January 26th, 2013 5:30 pm
  9. MasterLuigi452 on January 26th, 2013 5:30 pm

    A man's dream come true.

  10. unassuminguser on January 26th, 2013 5:44 pm

    Replying to the content? Who does that nowadays?

  11. Xyxoz on January 26th, 2013 6:27 pm

    GAY….mer.

  12. Earl the Lemon on January 26th, 2013 6:51 pm

    EH JOE, STALIN
    5 seconds later 50 down thumps
    I WON

  13. Leo E. on January 26th, 2013 7:40 pm

    Remember kids, if you don't pick the female character, you're sexist!

  14. Paulrus-Keaton? on January 26th, 2013 7:50 pm
  15. Porecomesis on January 26th, 2013 8:02 pm

    Ha! Plebeian… I have taken up the task of UPVOTING Alpar AND Stalin!

  16. The Pualrus on January 26th, 2013 8:04 pm

    And if you do pick her, you're a pervert!

    So just do the sensible thing and shoot yourself in the head. Because just picking whoever you want without thinking too much into it, or without typecasting any possible motivation for doing so is an absolutely loony idea.

    <img src="http://cache.gawkerassets.com/assets/images/9/2011/12/xlarge_b88ea905344fc42cd022d051f66ba3f2.jpg&quot; width="370" /img>
    Alternatively, pick whoever has a hat.
    Which is, you know, any of them.
    Crisis averted.

  17. Porecomesis on January 26th, 2013 8:10 pm

    Now here's a weird thought: a female Mr Mime plays Pokémon as a girl.

  18. Porecomesis on January 26th, 2013 8:12 pm

    Oh, you're actually alive. How's Master Emerald duty going for you?

  19. Jimmy on January 26th, 2013 10:07 pm

    That awkward moment when you go to Ohayocon and you're checking out all the sexy ladies from torso up only to realize…they're dudes in dresses…

    <img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/006/482/template.jpg"&gt;

    Never have I been so confused in my entire life…Learn from my fail, check for Adam's apples FIRST.

  20. straYDoubter on January 27th, 2013 1:21 am

    Sure. Go ahead. Be a girl, there's nothing wrong with it. I just hope you don't mind getting hit on by Brock.

  21. straYDoubter on January 27th, 2013 1:24 am

    It turns out that when you send everybody to the gulag, there's no one left to steal your emerald. In conclusion, he was the best assistant Knuckles ever had.

  22. Alpar on January 27th, 2013 1:28 am

    They're called traps, dude. Welcome to the world of cosplay, where a chunk of the cosplayers are actually crossplayers. Adam's apple? Some traps disguise those super duper well. You need to be extra careful if you wanna be gender specific when it comes to cosplayers.

  23. Dimomarg on January 27th, 2013 3:32 am

    This is the internet Jimmy, we don't hate traps, we fuck em. Mostly.
    Dickgirlporn.jpg

  24. UndeadLex on January 27th, 2013 3:33 am

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/ru3Gn.gif"&gt;
    It's no easy question…

  25. Fhantinabox on January 27th, 2013 4:33 am

    DDDDDDDDDDDD:

  26. Nick Soapdish on January 27th, 2013 9:15 am

    So I've decided to be a girl.
    Oh you chose the girl in Pokemon? I do like her design better.
    Pokemon? What the hell are you talking about?

  27. HughbertReturns on January 27th, 2013 10:14 am

    —<BEEP BOOP BLARP>—
    —<THIS UNIT FINDS VIRTUAL ENTERTAINMENT SOFTWARE DISCRIMINATORY >—
    —<VIRTUAL ENTERTAINMENT SOFTWARE IS 100% LACKING IN ABILITY TO CONFIRM EXTERNAL USER STATUS AS ROBOTICALLY-OPERATED-BIPEDAL-INTELLEIGNET-TERRAPHOYD (R.O.B.I.T)>—
    —<THIS UNIT WILL ADD INTENTIONAL DISCREPANCY TO POSITIVE APPROVAL RATING OF SUBJECT MATTER>—
    —<BLOOP BARP BEEP>—

  28. Jerach on January 27th, 2013 10:35 am

    Reminds me of when I saw an incredibly good cosplay of Lily from Katawa Shoujo.

    The person cosplaying her was a guy, he was decent at brawl.

  29. Jerach on January 27th, 2013 10:36 am

    Or is it a woman's dream coming true?

  30. The Pualrus on January 27th, 2013 10:59 am

    Silly Hughbert, robots aren't people.

  31. Solar Boy Django on January 27th, 2013 11:14 am

    Now that I think about it JRPG's are one of the few examples where most of the games the protagonist isn't under dressed, not all JRPG's mind you just… the ones coming to my head right now.
    Not that I'm complaning mind you just… observing

  32. AuraGuyChris on January 27th, 2013 12:26 pm

    It's like they're giving you freedom to be whatever you want to be…

  33. HughbertReturns on January 27th, 2013 12:27 pm

    [youtube 8kzio9Rnoi4 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  34. KZN02 on January 27th, 2013 2:34 pm

    Here we go again.

    Every girl is a guy, every guy is a little kid, and every little kid is an FBI agent.

  35. Prof. Luigi on January 27th, 2013 3:09 pm

    I'm guessing you couldn't decide which video to post either.

  36. Prof. Luigi on January 27th, 2013 3:10 pm

    Wrong kind of sex joke, mate.

  37. Yoshi_Dino on January 27th, 2013 3:33 pm

    The internet ladies and gentlemen,asking that question since the begining.

  38. Sketcher314 on January 27th, 2013 6:02 pm

    And an Adam's apple can be surgically removed.

  39. Caelun_Niveus on January 27th, 2013 6:22 pm

    Er… well… it's not porn…

    yet…

  40. Zoe on January 27th, 2013 7:03 pm

    Um, here's Zoe!

    <img src='http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/1259/1357870643389.jpg&#039; border='0'/>

  41. Alpar on January 27th, 2013 7:14 pm

    Traps are overrated. Just making a clarification.

  42. Alpar on January 27th, 2013 7:14 pm

    What the hell is wrong with their bodies.

    No really I mean that from an anatomical standpoint. Gosh Zoe you could at least pick better porn whether it's hard or softcore.

  43. BraveSirJimOfLawl on January 27th, 2013 7:18 pm

    We at Halolz are far too classy to call something "gay."
    You goddamned faggot.

  44. Prof. Luigi on January 27th, 2013 7:59 pm

    This doesn't even look good as just regular art.
    Thumbs down, zoe. You better step your game up.

  45. Leo E. on January 27th, 2013 11:21 pm

    Denial is the first step. Look into his face and tell him he isn't awesome.

    <img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/139/c/2/hiziri_byakuren_4_by_nonomy-d3gr8te.jpg&quot; height="352" width="400">

  46. Vabolo on January 27th, 2013 11:27 pm
  47. Vabolo on January 27th, 2013 11:29 pm

    See, you could have used "TRAINER used TRANS FORM!" or something of the like instead of one of the least original puns online.

  48. Vabolo on January 27th, 2013 11:30 pm
  49. Fmarulz on January 27th, 2013 11:37 pm

    don´t post this : P, palcomix art it is one of the worst art styles I have seen, there are a lot better things to post if you want some good art search nezumi or jay naylor idk…. mayoineko is one I love : D
    there is a lot of porn I just know some : D

  50. Restam111 on January 28th, 2013 12:46 am

    So, how's your break been?
    You're a bit rusty yah know.
    Better luck next time!

  51. Arch_Evil_Angel on January 28th, 2013 1:15 am

    She's ten, you sick fuck!

  52. GazzyW007 on January 28th, 2013 1:17 am

    Is that what the hands infront of the throat is for?

    …wait, that's a guy? Sod off.

  53. GazzyW007 on January 28th, 2013 1:19 am

    THERE'S A TIME AND A PLACE FOR EVERYTHING BUT NOT NOW

  54. Porecomesis on January 28th, 2013 3:09 am

    GOD DAMN IT, WHY DID I NOT THINK OF THAT?!

  55. Sceptilianblade on January 28th, 2013 7:57 am
  56. Sceptilianblade on January 28th, 2013 8:01 am

    How 'bout noooooooooooo.
    EDIT: Now that I think about it, all we're doing is encouraging her. Especially you, FMA. Telling her where to find better-quality porn. What are you thinking, man?

  57. straYDoubter on January 28th, 2013 9:05 am

    ….aaaaaaaaaaaaaand there's what we've been waiting for..

  58. Leo E. on January 28th, 2013 10:10 am

    Yup, guy. Doesn't really show.

    <img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/216/5/5/alice_margatroid_15_by_nonomy-d59up41.jpg&quot; width="350" height="500">

  59. Caelun_Niveus on January 28th, 2013 12:07 pm

    Well if we are going to have to look at this we at least want it to be decent quality.

  60. HughbertReturns on January 28th, 2013 2:38 pm

    Well
    The spy one doesn't exist anymore cos copyright
    Had only I been here earlier to explain it

  61. Alpar on January 28th, 2013 2:58 pm

    He isn't awesome.

    In all seriousness he is very cute but that's not the point I was making.

  62. Varkarrus on January 29th, 2013 8:34 pm

    Then what the hell are the FBI agents?

  63. Vabolo on January 29th, 2013 11:58 pm

    ENTIRE FBI IS BABIES!

  64. Alpar on April 8th, 2013 4:59 pm

    Beggars can't be choosers.

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