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Bob's Starters

Well that’s it, Bob’s Burgers has ruined the generation 6 starters for me.
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Bob’s Starters



Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 9, 2013 · 8:53 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (333 votes, average: 2.35 out of 5)
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Artistic, Best Friends 4-Eva, Nintendo, No Caption Needed, Pokémon, TV Shows

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108 Responses to “Bob’s Starters”

  1. John_Know_Doe on January 9th, 2013 9:09 pm

    Oh
    My
    GOD

  2. UndeadLex on January 9th, 2013 9:20 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/DNT8V.gif"&gt;
    I… I… can't…

  3. RespectfulGlove on January 9th, 2013 9:21 pm

    Sorry, I don't see it.

    Oh also HOLY SHIT GUYS POKEMON

  4. Cloak on January 9th, 2013 9:21 pm

    SONOFABITCH

  5. ibbolia on January 9th, 2013 9:23 pm

    Eh….I dunno. Kind of a stretch.

  6. Psycroc on January 9th, 2013 9:23 pm

    I'm more shocked that there are people who watch Bob's Burgers.

  7. Ultamia on January 9th, 2013 9:24 pm

    There must be something here that I'm missing…

    *Sneaks off to Google hoping to understand the joke* >.>

  8. Master_Xehanort on January 9th, 2013 9:29 pm

    Guys. What if they don't have a Pokemon Z Version? What if they have…X2 and Y2?

  9. Psycroc on January 9th, 2013 9:34 pm

    <img src="http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/275/7/9/jontron_nightshade_reaction_gif_by_metroid0070-d5gmyks.gif"/&gt;

  10. Spaz Tzu on January 9th, 2013 9:35 pm

    <img src="http://www.socialanxietysupport.com/forum/signaturepics/sigpic52472_3.gif"&gt;

  11. Master_Xehanort on January 9th, 2013 9:36 pm

    I already know what the Legendary Pokemon for Z Version is going to look like.

    <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/01b0a1dabfaaa72f1c40a07559ec5ec3/tumblr_inline_mgbd7jL8yA1qbys63.png&quot; /img>

  12. Treeman574 on January 9th, 2013 9:37 pm

    Now the difficult choice once again… Which game to buy?
    <img src="http://i49.tinypic.com/qxuj3r.png&quot; width="450" height="320" />

  13. Master_Xehanort on January 9th, 2013 9:47 pm

    What is this "Cable TV" you speak of? I only use the television for gaming of the console variety.

  14. SpectralSheep on January 9th, 2013 10:02 pm

    Dude it's Pokemon: Graph Axes!

    <img src="http://www.knitting-and.com/knitting/patterns/charts/graphics/ponyta-pokemon-graph.gif"&gt;

  15. smashpro1 on January 9th, 2013 10:07 pm

    It's a great show, once you give it a chance.

  16. smashpro1 on January 9th, 2013 10:08 pm

    What? TINA is evolving!
    Congratulations, TINA has evolved into DINA.

  17. Sonicsmash2 on January 9th, 2013 10:09 pm

    <img src="http://mmii.info/icons/.K/games_donkeyKongLoses.gif"&gt;

  18. SpectralSheep on January 9th, 2013 10:17 pm

    <img src="http://www.blogcdn.com/www.comicsalliance.com/media/2011/01/neon-genesis-evangelion-gendo-ikari-blood-bath-wallpaper-1024x576.jpg"&gt;

  19. GazzyW007 on January 9th, 2013 10:34 pm

    CRAP CRAP CRAP I'M FALLING

  20. Limelight on January 9th, 2013 10:34 pm

    "Look, these two are both yellow, and these two are both blue! Ok, so they're only wearing yellow and blue shirts, but come on, they are TOTALLY identical, right guys?

    Guys?"

  21. GazzyW007 on January 9th, 2013 10:35 pm

    If you were on Tumblr there would be a high likihood that you'd be getting torn apart right now. Which is why I love this sanctuary of silly jokes and memes.

  22. Vabolo on January 9th, 2013 10:40 pm

    Friggin' social justice brigade, amiright?

  23. Vabolo on January 9th, 2013 10:42 pm

    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbae97SFgF1qkinreo1_500.png&quot; width="115" /img>

  24. Vabolo on January 9th, 2013 10:44 pm

    I have never watched Bob's Burgers, and you people seem to dislike this crossover with Pokémon.

    SO HAVE SOME MORE!

    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/de6562549483d7615a6afbaf79f096c5/tumblr_mgc7l8pdAa1qhhvubo1_500.png&quot; width="314" /img>

  25. Vabolo on January 9th, 2013 10:46 pm

    [youtube THlJh1J_Ong rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  26. GazzyW007 on January 9th, 2013 10:48 pm

    Aye.

  27. GazzyW007 on January 9th, 2013 10:51 pm

    Just another day at the office when you're at NERV.

  28. GazzyW007 on January 9th, 2013 10:53 pm

    Too late, bub.

    <img src="http://t0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcTzBaUnEjcRI-7Y_R34Dskaq_HpUYS8PWvEWdeqG96Q5J78zsYtKlX-Ks90ng"&gt;

  29. BTSnoogans on January 9th, 2013 11:00 pm

    And now I can't stop picturing Professor Oak being voiced by Jon Benjamin.

  30. VyseRogueKing on January 9th, 2013 11:00 pm

    Haha!
    …
    I don't see it.

  31. Vabolo on January 9th, 2013 11:00 pm

    He said, after only seeing a first trailer in which the entire final product wasn't shown.

  32. Vabolo on January 9th, 2013 11:03 pm

    The leftmost girl has the spikeyearshat, like the grass starter, so it must be true!

  33. VyseRogueKing on January 9th, 2013 11:04 pm

    Then they'll have a 45 degree line that's 2 units long.

  34. Master_Xehanort on January 9th, 2013 11:24 pm

    [youtube Sxd2ACoFU-U rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  35. Master_Xehanort on January 9th, 2013 11:38 pm

    Well, it could be worse.

    They could completely butcher Wade Wilson.

    Oh, wait….

  36. Leo E. on January 10th, 2013 12:07 am

    >Getting Pokemon WHY
    Pokemon X master race

  37. Leo E. on January 10th, 2013 12:07 am

    I DON'T LIKE CHANGE

  38. Arch_Evil_Angel on January 10th, 2013 2:07 am

    It's weird seeing you post a picture of your avatar. Made me do a double take.

  39. Dr. Enforcicle on January 10th, 2013 3:08 am

    <img src="http://s2.zerochan.net/N.%28Pok%C3%A9mon%29.240.570890.jpg&quot; alt="N (Pokémon)" />

  40. MasterLuigi452 on January 10th, 2013 3:09 am

    …ok then…

  41. M249ftw on January 10th, 2013 3:27 am

    <img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m5l86c9XYo1rn95k2o1_500.gif"&gt;
    I just cannot accept a pairing between a mediocre comedy and mai game series

  42. Prof. Luigi on January 10th, 2013 4:28 am

    <img src="http://oyster.ignimgs.com/social/avatars/users2/99/2216038-1350942199.gif&quot; style="max-width:100%" alt="" />

  43. Prof. Luigi on January 10th, 2013 4:30 am

    EVERYTHING PAST THE GAMEBOY DAYS SUCK
    DARP DARP DARP

  44. Prof. Luigi on January 10th, 2013 4:30 am

    Is anyone else going to patiently wait for Pokemon Z to come out before buying either of those games?

  45. vash_ts on January 10th, 2013 7:32 am

    what is this Tv you people speak of? The only screen in my house is the monitor´s and the Wire one in the windows

  46. Pupsrus13 on January 10th, 2013 8:41 am

    And yet half the people I know insist on calling the DS and all of its varieties a Game Boy.

  47. The Pualrus on January 10th, 2013 10:00 am

    Obviously.

    No point buying the new 3D Pokémon game when there are only two dimensions out.

  48. Leo E. on January 10th, 2013 10:34 am

    Obviously, due to the whole DNA motif, the next games are going to be XX and XY.

  49. Alpar on January 10th, 2013 10:41 am

    HOW DARE YOU BE ONE SEX, THAT'S OFFENSIVE TO EVERYBODY DON'T YOU KNOW.

  50. Alpar on January 10th, 2013 10:42 am

    Who still watches tv after Cartoon Network went bad?

  51. Alpar on January 10th, 2013 10:43 am

    All the negativity spamming from this one comment provides delicious entertainment.

  52. Vabolo on January 10th, 2013 11:15 am

    YOU DREW A PARTICULAR SHADE OF SKIN COLOUR? THAT IS OFFENSIVE TO EVERY OTHER BLEND OF MELANIN IN THE WORLD!

  53. Vabolo on January 10th, 2013 11:17 am

    <img src="http://i412.photobucket.com/albums/pp204/fastbroshi/Stephen-Colbert-Popcorn.gif&quot; /img>

  54. Vabolo on January 10th, 2013 11:23 am

    I can't believe I haven't been downvoted to hell because of that lol

  55. Vabolo on January 10th, 2013 11:30 am

    Despite Adult Swim, Adventure Time, Regular Show and The Grim Adventures of Billy and Mandy, amongst many others?

  56. SpectralSheep on January 10th, 2013 12:15 pm

    I'm pretty sure you have some sort of tenure on this site. People like you and Alpar can get away with posting dead kittens.

  57. Vabolo on January 10th, 2013 1:20 pm

    Challenge respectfully declined.

  58. Jimmy on January 10th, 2013 1:41 pm

    Yeah, it's ill-advised to post dead animals. PETA is already on our asses for power-ups and pokemon…
    http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-…

    Honestly, PETA just gets worse and worse…I support the cause partially, I just don't support the methods.

    I wouldn't be surprised if soon somebody is going to use this:
    <img src="http://d24w6bsrhbeh9d.cloudfront.net/photo/6293969_460s.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

  59. HughbertReturns on January 10th, 2013 1:44 pm

    Well
    I have zippo idea what Bob's Burgers are
    I THINK I CAN TELL WHERE THIS IS GOING TO GO
    DEDEH DEDEH DEDEH DEDUR DEE DUUUUUR

  60. Funkalicous on January 10th, 2013 1:47 pm

    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/upload/thumb/0/02/129Magikarp.png/210px-129Magikarp.png&quot; width="200/">

  61. HughbertReturns on January 10th, 2013 1:48 pm

    [youtube SPKwBdFIuz4 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    Since I know diddlydink bout Bob's Burgers, I've decided to apply a nice thoughtful video for submission to the comment thread

  62. Jimmy on January 10th, 2013 1:49 pm

    I just want a dolphin pokemon…is that too much to ask?

  63. Jimmy on January 10th, 2013 1:54 pm

    IDK…They didn't make Pokémon Grey, they made pokémon Black and White 2…so I'm wondering what Nintendo will do. XY or XX? LOL

  64. ibbolia on January 10th, 2013 1:59 pm

    IT IS A GAMEBOY, NINTENDO IS JUST WRONG TO SAY OTHERWISE.

  65. ibbolia on January 10th, 2013 2:00 pm

    And the return of Toonami.

  66. BTSnoogans on January 10th, 2013 3:25 pm

    I agree. I absolutely hated it when I first saw it but after watching a bit more of it, I just kinda got used to the humor.

  67. BTSnoogans on January 10th, 2013 3:27 pm

    There's always Boomerang. And Toonami.

  68. Master_Xehanort on January 10th, 2013 3:57 pm

    Don't forget Dragonball Z Kai!

    [youtube Ezrbyf6t9mY rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  69. Master_Xehanort on January 10th, 2013 3:58 pm

    GET YOUR MATH OUT OF MY VIDEO GAMES, NINTENDO!

  70. Master_Xehanort on January 10th, 2013 4:04 pm

    Did someone say…

    <img src="http://i2.ytimg.com/vi/aMFXMlB37CQ/mqdefault.jpg&quot; /img>

    …delicious?

  71. Spaz Tzu on January 10th, 2013 4:09 pm

    FOR ALL MINUS ONE.
    ABORT COMMENT.
    <img src="http://fearmastery.files.wordpress.com/2012/11/tigers-7.jpg&quot; width="300" height="200">

  72. GazzyW007 on January 10th, 2013 4:22 pm

    NEXT TIME ON POKEMON Z

    EVERYONE USES FIGHTING TYPE POKEMON

  73. Skrist on January 10th, 2013 4:25 pm

    >9gag
    >On Halolz
    >Trying to greentext

  74. penguindude42 on January 10th, 2013 4:48 pm

    Are those Pokemon or Olympic mascots?

  75. wolfpax181 on January 10th, 2013 4:51 pm

    Think of the perfect video response, CAN'T FIND IT ON YOUTUBE!
    http://www.boreme.com/posting.php?id=29555

  76. Master_Xehanort on January 10th, 2013 5:05 pm

    That does it. For the first five Fighting Types I catch in these games, they're getting nicknamed after a Ginyu Force member of the same color.

  77. Master_Xehanort on January 10th, 2013 5:09 pm

    Since we're on the topic of Tumblr, let me give you common derail on there.

    I give you a hamburger.

  78. Master_Xehanort on January 10th, 2013 5:13 pm

    Well, if this was HeartGold or SoulSilver, they would be
    <img src="http://puu.sh/Aitf.png&quot; /img>

  79. Porecomesis on January 10th, 2013 5:53 pm

    I've been thinking for several days now. I can't think of a good comment that has anything to do with this not-lolz.

  80. PortalMan on January 10th, 2013 6:18 pm

    For some reason, I can't post any GIFS from Photobucket, so I can't use funny pictures to express my distaste for this post, so i'll say this.

    THIS IS FUCKING STUPID!!!

  81. Restam111 on January 10th, 2013 6:52 pm

    pokemon X2 and Y2

  82. Vabolo on January 10th, 2013 7:06 pm

    We're quite the diverse internet community!

  83. HughbertReturns on January 10th, 2013 7:12 pm

    And……and…..and…..
    Guys, is Souleater here?
    I'm kinda scared guys

  84. Soul Eater 676 on January 10th, 2013 7:55 pm

    Since we love R33MIX

    [youtube LLZMk9cRK-U rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  85. Jerach on January 10th, 2013 8:44 pm

    But do you really exist?

  86. Soul Eater 676 on January 10th, 2013 9:27 pm

    Let's just start a comment chain of nothing but R33MIX. His videos are kinds of fuck.
    [youtube HdwVhUHMt5Y rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  87. Stormfront on January 10th, 2013 10:13 pm

    I like bob's burgers but I hate the kids from it THEY DO NOT DESERVE STARTERS

    serously if I was a professer and they came for a starter pokemon I would give them rattatas then make them go hang with joey in the annoying people zone

  88. Soul Eater 676 on January 11th, 2013 12:23 am

    Hey, Joey has the top percent rattata!

    BEING IN HIS PRESENCE IS AN HONOR!!!

  89. Vabolo on January 11th, 2013 12:25 am

    Why think when all you have to do is use your
    <img src="http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs1/2125969_o.gif&quot; /img>
    Google image search to find colourful, moving images?

  90. Porecomesis on January 11th, 2013 1:26 am

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/t6liH.png"&gt;
    OF COURSE!

  91. Jimmy on January 11th, 2013 2:37 am

    I named Sawk and Throh from this most current generation after Bert & Ernie lol.

    <img src="http://fc06.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/017/9/5/today__s_letters_are_b_and_e_by_behindtg-d37e7cq.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

  92. Shaid21 on January 11th, 2013 5:57 am

    So, PETA has officially become Team Plasma, then?

  93. sims796 on January 11th, 2013 10:08 am

    I…can't…unsee it. I just can't.

    I'm not the biggest fan of Bob's Burgers, so the creativeness of this post is lost in my SEETHING RAGE.

  94. Leo E. on January 11th, 2013 12:27 pm

    PUN OVERLOAD

  95. Sceptilianblade on January 11th, 2013 2:45 pm

    Let me finish that comment.
    And PONIES!
    There! I said it!
    <img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/217/484/+_8e96af00b18b142c037b2fc054c12b0b.gif&quot; img>
    AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
    *explodes*

  96. Sceptilianblade on January 11th, 2013 2:50 pm

    Really? Didn't Billy and Mandy get taken off the air? I haven't browsed CN in ages…

  97. Sceptilianblade on January 11th, 2013 3:10 pm

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!
    *Seriously
    *professor
    *pokemon,
    *rattatas,
    *Joey
    *zone.
    Be sure to watch your punctuation, boy.

  98. Spaz Tzu on January 11th, 2013 4:43 pm

    I posted the picture first, then realized
    I CAN USE THIS AS AN AVATAR.

  99. Jimmy on January 11th, 2013 5:25 pm

    <img src="https://sphotos-a.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/544008_10151623733288032_1671308672_n.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

    I know you're all thinking it.

  100. Sceptilianblade on January 11th, 2013 5:42 pm

    Right on the money, Jimbo. Right on the money.

  101. Sceptilianblade on January 11th, 2013 8:01 pm

    Don't get too comfy just yet! It's not over![youtube b06FR9MAVaU rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  102. Vabolo on January 12th, 2013 12:23 am

    I'm just gonna plug LazyPurple in here while we're on the topic of precipitation consisting of adult males:
    [youtube tYUego6W8yw rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  103. Earl the Lemon on January 12th, 2013 9:21 am

    I'll make sure no body is comfy[youtube Vc9ifAFAS9U rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  104. MetroidJunkie on January 12th, 2013 11:51 am

    Wouldn't be the first time Pokemon crossed paths with a crude family show on Fox.

    [youtube 2cQlWg_slyo rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  105. cyberguy64 on January 12th, 2013 7:25 pm

    No, no it's not.
    <img src="http://ptreasures.net/pokemon/art/dolphina/FMY-Zerocool-Dolphina.png&quot; alt="Dolphina" />
    <img src="http://ptreasures.net/pokemon/art/dolphid/FMY-Zerocool-Dolphid.png&quot; alt="Dolphid" />
    <img src="http://ptreasures.net/pokemon/art/shartal/rice-Zerocool-Shartal.png&quot; alt="Shartal" />

  106. Axletowns on January 12th, 2013 11:14 pm

    What if it's Pokemon W?
    Just to throw everyone off.

  107. Halcreix on January 13th, 2013 1:24 pm

    Then Master Albert will make a comeback
    http://i1192.photobucket.com/albums/aa327/Halcrei…

  108. Porecomesis on January 17th, 2013 5:00 am

    … I JUST got that today. God, what a useless tosser I am.

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