He got my letter!
By Jordan M Dalton [Mental Blocks]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 9, 2012 · 1:49 AM
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I don't think a mineperson would enjoy coal nearly as much as a nice new cave. After all, who cares about one piece of miserable coal if there are whole veins to mine out?
1 lump of coal?! C'mon Santa I'm running a massive smelting operation here. What the hell am I going to do with 8 bits of smooth stone or metal? I'm trying to build a castle fit for a king! Not accentuate a little dirt hut.
I'd love coal. It seems like the thing I always have trouble with at first finding, so I have to make trees into charcoal.
Give me a fireplace first santa, then we'll talk…
What kind of a stupid human being is this? I mean, honestly…
who doesn't douse their fireplaces before they go to bed?
Gold?
GOLD!?
GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDD?!?!?!?!?!
Of all the things you could've given me, Santa, you've given me GOLD!?
WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?
worst christmas ever.
Don't make the poor guy go to hell and back just for a fireplace.
Coal? Always useful to keep an area nice and lit…. or elsssssse….
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Also, some nice Gangnam style…… (sadly removed from the original channel, but alternate link!)
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The front page said that this submission had zero comments.
I was lied to.
Mine says that there was ten, but now I count eleven!!!
I'VE BEEN LIED TO-
oh wait….
Shit, I can't tell if I should downvote you like one would upvote others, or just distribute plus ones as normal…Am I Putin too much thought into this?
But with one coal, we can get 8 CHARCOAL! Santa's investing smart. But he's got a share now.
When Santa gives you GOLD, don't make CLOCKS.
MAKE Santa take the gold BACK!
GET MAD.
I don't want your DAMN Gold
What am I supposed to do with IT?!
DEMAND TO SEE SANTA IN PERSON.
Make him RUE the day he decided to give YOU gold.
DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
I'm the man who's going to BURN your workshop down, with THE GOLD.
I'm going to invent a combustable gold block that
BURNS YOUR WORKSHOP DOWN!
I think i've seen you some where tree-man before
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Looks like she's not the only one who enjoys being naughty:
<img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/02/HolidayPyroCoal.jpg">
They already have a decent house which means that they already have obtained coal, hence the fire place. What I can deduce is that he is not actually happy about getting the coal, he is happy that there is the possibility of another human existence in the dark and desolate world. Or maybe he put the coal in there himself to further delude himself into that fantasy. We either have the markings of another possible soul or the beginnings of a mad man.
And then a creeper came and blew up that house and killed her, losing that coal, and now she have to wait another 12 months for another coal.
Coal? COAL?! Who gives a damn about the coal?! How about her ROUND EYES?!
… "he"?
We see coal, he probably sees cupcakes with cute little flame designs on them.
They stare into your square soul!
She's already got a fireplace.
Though considering it has wood paneling as part of its design, I suppose she'll be needing a better one before her stockings go up in flames.
Quit Stalin and make up your mind.
Is coal really so rare for some people that they gotta wait twelve years for it? What, are they Mr. Cratchett from a Christmas Story? Is Scrooge gonna yell at them for taking a piece of coal last week?
Why is the Pyro so adorable sometimes? :I
Oppa Halolz Style
*raises hand*
Why douse them when you can let them burn themselves out, thus keeping the house warm that much longer?
Do you even wood heat?
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You better just hope that black lump is coal.
Well in Pyro's mind he doesn't think he's naughty.
YES! RELEVANT!
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Is it too early in the season for a Halolz sing along?
On the twelfth day of Christmas, Minecraft gave to me…
12 Creepers creeping!..
11 Zombies moaning!..
Mother of God….
Well if you don't get what you want this Christmas, you can always do what we do and go out and buy it during the sales.
Or beat it out of an innocent pedestrian.
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10 Skeletons shooting!..
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9 Spiders climbing!..
i think it is suitable that you are posting this
8 pigman squealing
12 years?
7 sneaking enders
6 Chickens Clucking
5 Stacks of Withering!
4 Wailing Ghasts
3 Blazes Burning
2 Redstones shining
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And comfy bed for sleep.
and 1 block of diamond.
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And a third post to ruin the song!
this is a song? I just went with the flow….
*Looks up from working on massive Tekkit nuclear powered Klein star production facility*
Coal? Pah….
*Continues work*
getonmylevelnewfag*mumblesincoherently*
And then, I expect you to die
Hey, it's very important to give out the correct Marx!
0 bookshelves standing
And oddly enough the only one that follows the structure of the final line.
-1 under bedrock.
…wait a minute.
-2 wood-giving punches
To Plus me, simply minus others.
All must be equal, comrade. All.
There is no way that sentence worked out the way you meant it.
Well, the other ones work if you stretch the vowels to an annoying extent. Why make use of your vocabulary and syntaxic agility when you can go "oooooo" for three syllables worth of time, amIright?
-3,14 pies
Hey, for all we know, that mineperson could be a redheaded lad sporting a long ponytail, who enjoys wearing pink shirts under blue overalls and makes liberal use of eyeliner.
But I thought that, following your doctrine, the State must redistribute all +1s, not individual agents with their own, different, sinister agendas!
-4 Comment-Wall Hugs.
RUN.
Gold?
GOLD?
GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDD?!?!?!??
AAAND III WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEE!!!
-5 commenters running!
I think it's about that time.
*Checks watch*
Yeah, it's about that time.
*Falls off internet, explodes*
-6 squished comment chains.
you forgot a HOLY SHIT!
Twelve thumbs up?
-7 fucks i give
I just imagine you now with some sort of urban-esque sort of city with people driving cars and everything with a nearby nuclear plant.
But it has!
I've been involved in a gathering around a fireplace which lasted two hours until the smoke filled the house.
Of course there was a chimney.
BAD! BAD! HE SAID TWELVE, NOT THIRTEEN, NOT ELEVEN, TWELVE!
-8 ePeen for trolling
-9 coherent comments
i meant -7 fucks i give about breaking the comment wall
Five would be silly.
Aaaaaaaaaaaaand HE'S GOOD!
-10 points for Griffindor.
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YOU HAD ONE JOB, NEVILLE
ONE JOB!
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-12 and hero-briiiines dooming posts!