XMAS MORNING

He got my letter!
By Jordan M Dalton [Mental Blocks]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on December 9, 2012 · 1:49 AM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (162 votes, average: 4.25 out of 5)
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Artistic, Christmas, Holidays, Irony, Minecraft, Secret Items, Sequential Art

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88 Responses to “XMAS MORNING”

  1. Newt on December 9th, 2012 1:57 am

    I don't think a mineperson would enjoy coal nearly as much as a nice new cave. After all, who cares about one piece of miserable coal if there are whole veins to mine out?

  2. VyseRogueKing on December 9th, 2012 2:03 am

    1 lump of coal?! C'mon Santa I'm running a massive smelting operation here. What the hell am I going to do with 8 bits of smooth stone or metal? I'm trying to build a castle fit for a king! Not accentuate a little dirt hut.

  3. Solar Boy Django on December 9th, 2012 2:06 am

    I'd love coal. It seems like the thing I always have trouble with at first finding, so I have to make trees into charcoal.

  4. Wetmang on December 9th, 2012 2:15 am

    Give me a fireplace first santa, then we'll talk…

  5. Alpar on December 9th, 2012 2:17 am

    What kind of a stupid human being is this? I mean, honestly…

    who doesn't douse their fireplaces before they go to bed?

  6. Simply DA on December 9th, 2012 2:21 am

    Gold?
    GOLD!?
    GOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDDDD?!?!?!?!?!
    Of all the things you could've given me, Santa, you've given me GOLD!?
    WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO WITH THESE!?
    worst christmas ever.

  7. VyseRogueKing on December 9th, 2012 2:38 am

    Don't make the poor guy go to hell and back just for a fireplace.

  8. Famout on December 9th, 2012 2:39 am

    Coal? Always useful to keep an area nice and lit…. or elsssssse….
    [youtube cPJUBQd-PNM rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  9. Famout on December 9th, 2012 2:45 am

    Also, some nice Gangnam style…… (sadly removed from the original channel, but alternate link!)
    [youtube NEJuhpJVkyI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  10. StalinCommander on December 9th, 2012 2:59 am

    The front page said that this submission had zero comments.
    I was lied to.

  11. Soul Eater 676 on December 9th, 2012 3:01 am

    Mine says that there was ten, but now I count eleven!!!

    I'VE BEEN LIED TO-

    oh wait….

  12. Vabolo on December 9th, 2012 3:20 am

    Shit, I can't tell if I should downvote you like one would upvote others, or just distribute plus ones as normal…Am I Putin too much thought into this?

  13. ibbolia on December 9th, 2012 3:50 am

    But with one coal, we can get 8 CHARCOAL! Santa's investing smart. But he's got a share now.

  14. Treeman574 on December 9th, 2012 4:15 am

    When Santa gives you GOLD, don't make CLOCKS.
    MAKE Santa take the gold BACK!

    GET MAD.

    I don't want your DAMN Gold
    What am I supposed to do with IT?!

    DEMAND TO SEE SANTA IN PERSON.

    Make him RUE the day he decided to give YOU gold.
    DO YOU KNOW WHO I AM?
    I'm the man who's going to BURN your workshop down, with THE GOLD.

    I'm going to invent a combustable gold block that
    BURNS YOUR WORKSHOP DOWN!

  15. Earl the Lemon on December 9th, 2012 4:43 am

    I think i've seen you some where tree-man before
    [youtube E-GfONfn5Jk rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  16. GanjalfTheGreen on December 9th, 2012 4:51 am

    Looks like she's not the only one who enjoys being naughty:
    <img src="http://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/0/02/HolidayPyroCoal.jpg"&gt;

  17. Redzeroine on December 9th, 2012 5:34 am

    They already have a decent house which means that they already have obtained coal, hence the fire place. What I can deduce is that he is not actually happy about getting the coal, he is happy that there is the possibility of another human existence in the dark and desolate world. Or maybe he put the coal in there himself to further delude himself into that fantasy. We either have the markings of another possible soul or the beginnings of a mad man.

  18. Dr. Enforcicle on December 9th, 2012 6:38 am

    And then a creeper came and blew up that house and killed her, losing that coal, and now she have to wait another 12 months for another coal.

  19. Porecomesis on December 9th, 2012 6:45 am

    Coal? COAL?! Who gives a damn about the coal?! How about her ROUND EYES?!

  20. Porecomesis on December 9th, 2012 6:47 am

    … "he"?

  21. wolfpax181 on December 9th, 2012 7:30 am

    We see coal, he probably sees cupcakes with cute little flame designs on them.

  22. wolfpax181 on December 9th, 2012 7:31 am

    They stare into your square soul!

  23. The Pualrus on December 9th, 2012 9:08 am

    She's already got a fireplace.
    Though considering it has wood paneling as part of its design, I suppose she'll be needing a better one before her stockings go up in flames.

  24. Alpar on December 9th, 2012 9:15 am

    Quit Stalin and make up your mind.

  25. Marzen on December 9th, 2012 10:05 am

    Is coal really so rare for some people that they gotta wait twelve years for it? What, are they Mr. Cratchett from a Christmas Story? Is Scrooge gonna yell at them for taking a piece of coal last week?

  26. TomQuoVadis on December 9th, 2012 10:24 am

    Why is the Pyro so adorable sometimes? :I

  27. Caelun_Niveus on December 9th, 2012 11:29 am

    Oppa Halolz Style

  28. Caelun_Niveus on December 9th, 2012 11:33 am

    *raises hand*
    Why douse them when you can let them burn themselves out, thus keeping the house warm that much longer?

    Do you even wood heat?

  29. MetroidJunkie on December 9th, 2012 12:25 pm

    <img src="http://gmanzer.home.sprynet.com/SantaChimneyPoop362x490.jpg&quot; alt="Crapmas" width="362" height="490">

    You better just hope that black lump is coal.

  30. KZN02 on December 9th, 2012 12:41 pm

    Well in Pyro's mind he doesn't think he's naughty.

  31. Sceptilianblade on December 9th, 2012 12:45 pm

    YES! RELEVANT!
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/QRA5s.jpg&quot; img>

  32. Hyze on December 9th, 2012 1:27 pm

    Is it too early in the season for a Halolz sing along?

    On the twelfth day of Christmas, Minecraft gave to me…

    12 Creepers creeping!..

  33. Antisauce on December 9th, 2012 1:28 pm

    11 Zombies moaning!..

  34. Antisauce on December 9th, 2012 1:29 pm

    Mother of God….

  35. Antisauce on December 9th, 2012 1:31 pm

    Well if you don't get what you want this Christmas, you can always do what we do and go out and buy it during the sales.

    Or beat it out of an innocent pedestrian.

    [youtube P3Ci09GwAmg rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  36. Sceptilianblade on December 9th, 2012 1:45 pm

    10 Skeletons shooting!..

  37. Soul Eater 676 on December 9th, 2012 2:14 pm

    <img src=http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/27569120.jpg>

  38. Arch_Evil_Angel on December 9th, 2012 2:28 pm

    9 Spiders climbing!..

  39. Restam111 on December 9th, 2012 2:38 pm

    i think it is suitable that you are posting this

  40. Restam111 on December 9th, 2012 2:55 pm

    8 pigman squealing

  41. Restam111 on December 9th, 2012 2:56 pm

    12 years?

  42. Zortsport on December 9th, 2012 3:02 pm

    7 sneaking enders

  43. VyseRogueKing on December 9th, 2012 3:13 pm

    6 Chickens Clucking

  44. Funkalicous on December 9th, 2012 3:25 pm

    5 Stacks of Withering!

  45. GanjalfTheGreen on December 9th, 2012 3:42 pm

    4 Wailing Ghasts

  46. John_Know_Doe on December 9th, 2012 3:56 pm

    3 Blazes Burning

  47. vash_ts on December 9th, 2012 4:23 pm

    2 Redstones shining

  48. vash_ts on December 9th, 2012 4:25 pm
  49. Cyndaquazy on December 9th, 2012 4:59 pm

    And comfy bed for sleep.

  50. Fmarulz on December 9th, 2012 5:04 pm

    and 1 block of diamond.

  51. Vabolo on December 9th, 2012 5:43 pm
  52. Vabolo on December 9th, 2012 5:46 pm

    And a third post to ruin the song!

  53. vash_ts on December 9th, 2012 5:54 pm

    this is a song? I just went with the flow….

  54. HughbertEsq on December 9th, 2012 6:35 pm

    *Looks up from working on massive Tekkit nuclear powered Klein star production facility*
    Coal? Pah….
    *Continues work*
    getonmylevelnewfag*mumblesincoherently*

  55. HughbertEsq on December 9th, 2012 6:38 pm

    And then, I expect you to die

  56. Vabolo on December 10th, 2012 2:24 am

    Hey, it's very important to give out the correct Marx!

  57. Porecomesis on December 10th, 2012 3:06 am

    0 bookshelves standing

  58. VyseRogueKing on December 10th, 2012 4:38 am

    And oddly enough the only one that follows the structure of the final line.

  59. The Pualrus on December 10th, 2012 7:25 am

    -1 under bedrock.
    …wait a minute.

  60. Porecomesis on December 10th, 2012 7:29 am

    -2 wood-giving punches

  61. StalinCommander on December 10th, 2012 8:15 am

    To Plus me, simply minus others.
    All must be equal, comrade. All.

  62. ibbolia on December 10th, 2012 12:38 pm

    There is no way that sentence worked out the way you meant it.

  63. Vabolo on December 10th, 2012 12:53 pm

    Well, the other ones work if you stretch the vowels to an annoying extent. Why make use of your vocabulary and syntaxic agility when you can go "oooooo" for three syllables worth of time, amIright?

  64. Vabolo on December 10th, 2012 12:53 pm

    -3,14 pies

  65. Vabolo on December 10th, 2012 12:55 pm

    Hey, for all we know, that mineperson could be a redheaded lad sporting a long ponytail, who enjoys wearing pink shirts under blue overalls and makes liberal use of eyeliner.

  66. Vabolo on December 10th, 2012 12:58 pm

    But I thought that, following your doctrine, the State must redistribute all +1s, not individual agents with their own, different, sinister agendas!

  67. Funkalicous on December 10th, 2012 5:40 pm

    -4 Comment-Wall Hugs.
    RUN.

  68. Prof. Luigi on December 10th, 2012 5:57 pm

    Gold?
    GOLD?
    GOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLDDDD?!?!?!??

    AAAND III WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU DID THIS TO ME HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO MEEE!!!

  69. Prof. Luigi on December 10th, 2012 5:59 pm

    -5 commenters running!

  70. GazzyW007 on December 10th, 2012 6:04 pm

    I think it's about that time.

    *Checks watch*

    Yeah, it's about that time.

    *Falls off internet, explodes*

  71. GazzyW007 on December 10th, 2012 6:05 pm

    -6 squished comment chains.

  72. Simply DA on December 10th, 2012 6:28 pm

    you forgot a HOLY SHIT!

  73. Prof. Luigi on December 10th, 2012 7:11 pm

    Twelve thumbs up?

  74. Restam111 on December 10th, 2012 8:06 pm

    -7 fucks i give

  75. Prof. Luigi on December 10th, 2012 9:12 pm

    I just imagine you now with some sort of urban-esque sort of city with people driving cars and everything with a nearby nuclear plant.

  76. Alpar on December 10th, 2012 10:57 pm

    But it has!

  77. Alpar on December 10th, 2012 10:58 pm

    I've been involved in a gathering around a fireplace which lasted two hours until the smoke filled the house.

    Of course there was a chimney.

  78. Alpar on December 10th, 2012 10:59 pm

    BAD! BAD! HE SAID TWELVE, NOT THIRTEEN, NOT ELEVEN, TWELVE!

  79. Vabolo on December 10th, 2012 11:29 pm

    -8 ePeen for trolling

  80. Porecomesis on December 11th, 2012 12:19 am

    -9 coherent comments

  81. Restam111 on December 11th, 2012 11:38 am

    i meant -7 fucks i give about breaking the comment wall

  82. Funkalicous on December 11th, 2012 2:55 pm

    Five would be silly.

  83. Alpar on December 11th, 2012 5:43 pm

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaand HE'S GOOD!

  84. GazzyW007 on December 11th, 2012 6:23 pm

    -10 points for Griffindor.

  85. dope92 on December 11th, 2012 7:18 pm

    [youtube DPTWTn5WrSw rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  86. Vabolo on December 11th, 2012 8:09 pm

    YOU HAD ONE JOB, NEVILLE

    ONE JOB!

  87. Soul Eater 676 on December 12th, 2012 1:10 am
  88. ibbolia on December 12th, 2012 2:00 am

    -12 and hero-briiiines dooming posts!

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