Professor Joey

I have to say, Pokemon’s sixth generation professor was a bit of a surprise!
By TheDuskDragon

Blog Widget by LinkWithin



Posted by Shawn Handyside on November 18, 2012 · 7:30 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (234 votes, average: 4.46 out of 5)
Loading ... Loading ...
Categories:
Bad Ideas, Nintendo, Nintendo DS, Pokémon

· Leave a comment (165 Comments)





 

165 Responses to “Professor Joey”

  1. Squikker2001 on November 18th, 2012 7:33 pm

    First thing he asks for isn't your gender, but your phone number.

  2. Vabolo on November 18th, 2012 7:33 pm

    *Try to use any other pokémon than Rattata*

    Joey's voice echoed: There is a time and place for everything, but not now!

  3. dude234543 on November 18th, 2012 7:38 pm
  4. Solar Boy Django on November 18th, 2012 7:41 pm
  5. cyberguy64 on November 18th, 2012 8:16 pm

    Wait, so wouldn't he be Oldster Joey by this point?

  6. Porecomesis on November 18th, 2012 8:21 pm

    JOEY: Nice try, Porecomesis! Did you really think switching cell phone providers would help you escape me?!
    ME: Oh for God's sake…

  7. Mindlessinvalid on November 18th, 2012 8:42 pm

    Nazrin is in the top percentage of all stage 1 Touhou Bosses!
    [youtube XkpwmaR5L5U&feature=player_detailpage#t=108s rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  8. Treeman574 on November 18th, 2012 8:52 pm
  9. Marzen on November 18th, 2012 8:54 pm

    Joey, bro… is your face melting?

    Dude, we can help you man… we can help…

  10. Nick Soapdish on November 18th, 2012 10:19 pm

    In Professor Joey's pokedex there is only an entry for Rattata and room for no other Pokemon.

  11. MasterLuigi452 on November 18th, 2012 10:28 pm

    Seems legit.

  12. Juggernaut470 on November 18th, 2012 11:09 pm

    Thanks!

  13. Redzeroine on November 19th, 2012 1:17 am

    He'd probably encourage going into the tall grass so you'll be able to catch more rattata's. It's also good to know that this professor has a pokemon within the top percentile of all other pokemon of that specificity in his possession.

  14. MetroidJunkie on November 19th, 2012 4:03 am

    The other Rattatas are sick of being ignored.

    <img src="http://pokebot.everyboty.net/pix/1200.png&quot; alt="Rattata" height="365" width="480">

  15. Dimomarg on November 19th, 2012 8:31 am

    Team Joey:
    Some Rattatas are more equal than others.

  16. HughbertEsq on November 19th, 2012 6:17 pm

    Weirdly, all the fighting types in this game don't exist…
    And the professor has an awfully big broom cupboard…
    I didn't know they could come stadium sized now, that must be alot of brooms, he must do a good job keeping his lab clean

  17. HughbertEsq on November 19th, 2012 6:18 pm

    Allow me to alleviate the present bum-rash of the post with some Electroswing
    [youtube KF0cyf7zYi8&feature=related rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  18. SpectralSheep on November 19th, 2012 6:28 pm

    &lt;DIV id=idc-comment-msg-div-495441696 class=idc-message&gt;&lt;A class=idc-close title="Click to Close Message" href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(495441696)"&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Close Message&lt;/SPAN&gt;

    Comment posted.
    &lt;P class=idc-nomargin&gt;&lt;A style="TEXT-DECORATION: none" class=idc-share-facebook href="http://www.facebook.com/sharer.php?u=http:/%2 <A href='http:// Fwww.halolz.com/2012/11/18/professor-joey/#IDComment495441696&t=I just commented on Professor Joey : HALOLZ"' target=_blank> Fwww.halolz.com/2012/11/18/professor-joey/#IDComment495441696&t=I just commented on Professor Joey : HALOLZ" target=_new&gt;&lt;SPAN class=idc-share-inner&gt;&lt;SPAN&gt;Share on Facebook&lt;/SPAN&gt;&lt;/SPAN&gt; or &lt;A href="javascript: IDC.ui.close_message(495441696)"&gt;Close Message
    Test Post; please ignore this.

    Edit: Oh my god finally I can post shit on this site.

  19. Vabolo on November 19th, 2012 8:15 pm

    I think it's the fan following for that fellow in green, you know, who's always second banana to Mario…Link?

  20. dope92 on November 19th, 2012 9:29 pm

    i'm sorry i was distracted by the touhou flame war at the bottom of this page

    what were we talking about.

  21. AuraGuyChris on November 20th, 2012 10:29 am

    Hell no. I'm not wasting my life researching Rattata.

Feel free to leave a comment...
and oh, if you want a pic to show with your comment, go get a gravatar!