I can appreciate that you waited until the timer was at 126, but get off that flag pole.
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on November 14, 2012 · 4:41 PM 
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101 Responses to “Mario, This is Neither the Time nor the Place”

  1. VyseRogueKing on November 14th, 2012 4:44 pm

    Shame on you mario! That flag is at an approximate 45 degree and you still didn't get high enough for a 1UP? Shame!

  2. bigj231 on November 14th, 2012 4:49 pm

    He's still trying to shimmy his way up to the top.

  3. DiamyoAlex on November 14th, 2012 4:51 pm

    "Boys, aren't we at war with Italy?"

    "KILL HIM!"

  4. BootyBurner9000 on November 14th, 2012 4:54 pm

    … It's a safe bet that the princess is not in this castle either.

  5. ibbolia on November 14th, 2012 5:00 pm
  6. chipznsallza on November 14th, 2012 5:22 pm

    An Italian created by the Japanese
    <img src="http://z4.ifrm.com/30165/128/0/e5260414/e5260414.jpg"&gt;

  7. Porecomesis on November 14th, 2012 5:24 pm

    How in the name of buggering Lumas did he get on there like that?

  8. RespectfulGlove on November 14th, 2012 5:32 pm

    Don't you know? This is how all the flags are set up by Bowser's troops. Mario just happened to be a little bit early…

    …A little II early…

  9. Sonicsmash2 on November 14th, 2012 5:44 pm

    No, he made it to the top, but due to his body mass from his Pasta Diet, It slanted a bit and he started sliding down slowly, You can see the soldiers trying to hold it up.

  10. endplanets on November 14th, 2012 5:51 pm

    Yea, this is really stupid and offensive.
    Why would Halolz think it would be a good idea to put a Japanese character in the same frame with guys who earlier were killing Japanese soldiers.
    And even better, Mario is bringing down the flag while the Americans are raising it. So American GIs are evil minions and Mario is liberating the island from them?
    And so soon after Veterans day of all things.

    Hey Halolz, how about having a picture of Mario lowering a flag to half mast after the Aurora, Colorado shooting?
    Or even better, a picture of Chikao Yasuno with a Mario face while Leonard Siffleet makes a joke about needing a 1UP?

  11. UndeadLex on November 14th, 2012 6:28 pm
  12. Hyze on November 14th, 2012 6:28 pm

    Well it's not the worse thing that could have been put on the pole.

  13. Soul Eater 676 on November 14th, 2012 6:36 pm

    and here to endplanets i Bequeath

    A boot to the head.

    <img src=http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs3/2225886_o.gif>

  14. Ryu Bonkosi on November 14th, 2012 7:04 pm
  15. Juggernaut470 on November 14th, 2012 7:23 pm

    You're thinking too hard.
    Go sit in the no-think corner for a few minutes.
    Don't think about what you have done.

  16. Trunks on November 14th, 2012 7:49 pm

    I would man, but I really doubt I could find a picture of the flag at half mast for the Aurora Massacre.

  17. Solar Boy Django on November 14th, 2012 8:01 pm

    To soon Trunks to soon. For me at least, I can't speak for everyone.

  18. Vabolo on November 14th, 2012 8:02 pm

    …And destroys all like a white man.

  19. Vabolo on November 14th, 2012 8:03 pm
  20. Vabolo on November 14th, 2012 8:04 pm

    Something mildly offensive?


    <img src="http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs/995458_o.gif&quot; /img>

  21. Trunks on November 14th, 2012 8:05 pm

    I hope you know I'm kidding. There is a threshold for when it's okay to joke about something, and aurora's still far too soon.

    Iwo Jima is fair game, though.

  22. Leo E. on November 14th, 2012 8:08 pm


    Hey, guy.

    Remember this?

  23. Nick Soapdish on November 14th, 2012 8:12 pm

    Who would dare make such a thing?!? I'm shocked and horrified.

  24. Leo E. on November 14th, 2012 8:12 pm

    It's a secret to everybody. And it will be, forever.

  25. The Pualrus on November 14th, 2012 8:13 pm

    Comedy equals tragedy plus time.

  26. Nick Soapdish on November 14th, 2012 8:18 pm

    Being jokers about Aurora? Why so serious? Sure that was a dark night and he wasn't the class of criminal that town deserved but let's not be two faced about laughing at tragedy and have political correctness be the bane of our existence. I'm not Christian and I'm not an oldman but I think we should all be a freeman to laugh at such things.

  27. Leo E. on November 14th, 2012 8:19 pm

    When the movie starts, you have my permission to die.

  28. Leo E. on November 14th, 2012 8:22 pm

    Levitt to Soapdish to find the humor in everything.

  29. Alpar on November 14th, 2012 8:28 pm

    Your tears are delicious.

    Can you bottle them and ship them to me? :3

  30. Alpar on November 14th, 2012 8:29 pm


  31. Alpar on November 14th, 2012 8:30 pm

    So basically destroys nothing unless he's in the military.

  32. Robocopter419 on November 14th, 2012 8:35 pm

    Oh shit, something on the INTERNET is offensive!

  33. Graveyard Duck on November 14th, 2012 8:51 pm

    Professor Oak: "Mario! This isn't the time to use that!"

  34. Vabolo on November 14th, 2012 8:55 pm

    Or in a group of likeminded individuals.

    Or with a stern and extreme set of ideals.


  35. Vabolo on November 14th, 2012 8:56 pm

    He's the class clown. It says so in the Halolz Ledger.

  36. Vabolo on November 14th, 2012 8:58 pm

    Alpar, it's a cryme not to use the image that is associated with that sentence.

    <img src="http://profile.ak.fbcdn.net/hprofile-ak-ash4/373086_195740930525224_799019400_n.jpg&quot; /img>

  37. Restam111 on November 14th, 2012 9:02 pm

    why didnt i think of saving that video as a gif??? WHYYYY?!?!?!?!?

  38. Leo E. on November 14th, 2012 9:29 pm

    [youtube Qh2sWSVRrmo rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  39. Redzeroine on November 14th, 2012 10:11 pm

    But that's a double negative so if we multiply them together, we get an even number which equates to an ally. Mario is actually a double-agent.

  40. Sceptilianblade on November 14th, 2012 10:28 pm

    Ha! Sucks to be that corner.

  41. Juggernaut470 on November 14th, 2012 10:38 pm

    That… I remember…
    Many people were unable to sit for a long time after that…

  42. Juggernaut470 on November 14th, 2012 10:39 pm

    That corner was never the same again…

  43. Hishmar on November 14th, 2012 10:40 pm

    All I can imagine is some sort of strange cross over of the original call of duty and mario.

  44. Juggernaut470 on November 14th, 2012 10:40 pm

    Why does this work so well…

  45. ibbolia on November 14th, 2012 10:44 pm

    Did this really warrant a pun?

  46. ibbolia on November 14th, 2012 10:50 pm

    The legendary 10th class?

  47. Paulrus-Keaton? on November 14th, 2012 10:50 pm

    [youtube f4MRmEPNUxY rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  48. straYDoubter on November 14th, 2012 10:55 pm

    Either way I'd say it bombed.

  49. Deep Thought on November 14th, 2012 10:59 pm

    Those aren't fireworks… are they?

  50. Restam111 on November 14th, 2012 11:05 pm

    Shigeru Miyamoto Approves This Message

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/l6T0g.jpg&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

  51. Porecomesis on November 14th, 2012 11:25 pm

    … So he used a frakking huge catapult to launch himself onto the underside of a ten foot flag?

    Well, it is the Mushroom Kingdom, so it makes sense to me.

  52. Alpar on November 14th, 2012 11:27 pm

    Oh please, I have a folder that literally has over 3000 reaction images saved. Probably 50 of which make no sense with or without context at least.

  53. Nick Soapdish on November 14th, 2012 11:35 pm

    Case in point:
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/NdNwa.jpg&quot; width="420">
    1937 so tragedy of this joke is just stone cold.

    This one possibly too soon:
    <img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_uuCqsyqQObY/Sp9D0WkXM7I/AAAAAAAAAbc/vvHVh1ibaKU/s400/hulk_hogan_911.jpg"&gt;

    Like that Hulk Hogan sex tape was only about a month ago. We need more time to heal.

  54. poonstev on November 15th, 2012 1:45 am
  55. MasterLuigi452 on November 15th, 2012 1:52 am

    Seems legit.

  56. Prof. Luigi on November 15th, 2012 2:33 am


  57. Prof. Luigi on November 15th, 2012 2:35 am


  58. Porecomesis on November 15th, 2012 5:17 am

    He's also got the colour scheme of red, blue, yellow and brown. If we include white, black and grey, we can also attribute him to the Falkland Islands.

  59. sims796 on November 15th, 2012 8:58 am

    What the fuck did I just read?

    Yeah, I cursed. I went there. Hope you're happy.

  60. Caelun_Niveus on November 15th, 2012 9:49 am

    Thus is a fucking FAMILY forum you shithead! I don't give a damn how sorry you are, you should go sit in the corner with Dicklett and think about what you've done.

    /sarcasm, in-case someone actually took me seriously. I fear for the human IQ average.

  61. Mindlessinvalid on November 15th, 2012 9:55 am

    I don't think that it's actually a double negative…

    I think he's a genetically engineer super soldier who's designed to bankrupt us of our soldiers, flora/fauna, and money.

    He'll kill our soldiers, our turtles, our mushrooms, our flowers, and steal the stars from the sky. He'll break our brick houses with his face and set fire to our wooden ones. He'll search every nook and cranny and steal every last scrap of capital we've got, and leave us with a completely destitute country.

  62. Newt on November 15th, 2012 10:26 am

    And so, another joke falls victim to Poe's law.

  63. Suzuki on November 15th, 2012 10:41 am

    i think i made a similer joke sometime last month… and it is still funny now

    right Ran-mao

    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lh1pynsHl81qhqbexo1_500.png&quot; />

  64. HughbertEsq on November 15th, 2012 1:47 pm

    And heeeeeeere come the Argentinians

  65. HughbertEsq on November 15th, 2012 1:51 pm

    None of you understand
    he didn't wan that 1-UP for himself, he needed it for his buddy lying on the beach with his guts spilling out….
    Mama Mia…. the pasta….. Luigi never liked ravioli …..

  66. Vabolo on November 15th, 2012 4:36 pm

    No, he wouldn't use a catapult to propulse himself on that flag, that would be silly.

    This is a trebuchet; twice as elegant, deadly and…French.

  67. Porecomesis on November 15th, 2012 4:39 pm

    Add that to the above list: Mario uses French siege weapons.

  68. Vabolo on November 15th, 2012 4:39 pm

    Quoth the Internet, "Butthurt"

  69. Roland_Deschain on November 15th, 2012 7:33 pm

    Hope no one minds me saying, but…


  70. Peterdivine on November 15th, 2012 9:27 pm

    Mario was actually trying to stop the American flag from going up.

  71. Restam111 on November 15th, 2012 11:32 pm

    he'll return them during New Year
    it says right in this submission. --> (http://www.halolz.com/2012/01/01/happy-new-years/)

    thats right everyone, almost time to have our forums back

  72. Sid_Diddly on November 15th, 2012 11:38 pm

    This is neither the forum nor the forum.

  73. k3man on November 16th, 2012 12:28 am

    I guess mario is still shell shocked from the previous battle.

  74. RenegadeSparks on November 16th, 2012 2:14 am

    how to tell how used to this I am, randomly see hulk hogan/911 joke, I immediately know it was you, I didn't even need the user name… how many tickets to hell is it for this one? I'm planning on making it into a free cruise, so I need more

  75. RenegadeSparks on November 16th, 2012 2:17 am

    better than all those other times he tried cannons… thank God for all his extra lives, leaves a horrible mess everywhere…

  76. RenegadeSparks on November 16th, 2012 2:22 am

    (Insert Oblivion's guard "STOP CRIMINAL SCUM!!!" here)

  77. RenegadeSparks on November 16th, 2012 2:27 am

    I'll have you know I am very offended Vabolo… being butthurt is a serious medical condition that can take years of therapy to get over, you should be ashamed

    (yes, I was butthurt over being butthurt *insert yo dawg here*)

  78. Porecomesis on November 16th, 2012 2:45 am

    Would those be British cannons, per chance?

  79. Vabolo on November 16th, 2012 11:32 am

    Oooooh, will you also be touring by limbo, so we can laugh at their bored faces while we're on our way to eternal damnation?

  80. dope92 on November 16th, 2012 12:31 pm

    but i thought this (and veterans day on a whole) was made for World War 1?

    the japanese had nothing to do with that. at least, to what the history books tell us.

    We here in Canada, wear poppies as a way to remember and respect those who have fallen so that those from a different country cannot steal the freedoms of the rich. in turn, protecting us. the poor.

    and as a son of a father who's grandfather served in the army, this made me chuckle.

    it's funny. tasteless. but still funny

  81. Prof. Luigi on November 16th, 2012 3:21 pm

    The link doesn't work for me.

  82. The Pualrus on November 16th, 2012 3:46 pm

    Wouldn't want him feeling… blue, would we?

    <img src="http://pmo.bumpheli.com/images/600px-MKWii_Blueshell.jpg&quot; width="150" /img>

  83. BraveSirJimOfLawl on November 16th, 2012 3:53 pm

    Know why?
    Because I don't. What were we talking about again?

  84. The_Lawlrus on November 16th, 2012 10:10 pm

    Go home Mario…you are drunk.

  85. Restam111 on November 17th, 2012 1:42 am


    this might work

    EDIT does work, turn out, the previous link added the brackets

  86. Mindlessinvalid on November 17th, 2012 1:57 am

    Speaking of things that aren't fireworks…
    [youtube zw9wVP7fmtk rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  87. Dimomarg on November 17th, 2012 10:51 am

    I think you just need some porn to cheer up
    <img src="http://img3.rule34.xxx/img/rule34//images/1158/75ec9459537830d3760e92ba69826e5f.jpeg?1164813&quot; width=480 />

  88. Soul Eater 676 on November 17th, 2012 11:22 am

    <img src="http://i598.photobucket.com/albums/tt68/Roshitaro/Soul Eater RPC/HisaKazuSoulMakaKidandNiku.png" width="500/">

    Dimorang, this isn't the time, nor the place to be posting that.

  89. Soul Eater 676 on November 17th, 2012 11:22 am
  90. Soul Eater 676 on November 17th, 2012 11:22 am
  91. Soul Eater 676 on November 17th, 2012 11:22 am
  92. Soul Eater 676 on November 17th, 2012 11:22 am
  93. Solar Boy Django on November 17th, 2012 12:35 pm

    It's always the place according to Zoe. Come on now you know that, maybe not the time though.

  94. Alpar on November 17th, 2012 2:25 pm

    Shhhhhh we don't want a repeat of that forbidden mess.

  95. dragonKind72 on November 17th, 2012 6:44 pm

    I figured something like this was bound to happen. I just didn't know they'd use the Iwo Jima picture.

  96. Leo E. on November 18th, 2012 1:02 pm

    Yes, yes, we've all seen you take Komachi's scythe up the ass.
    But no one stops to discuss the bullshit that occurs rel="nofollow">here.

  97. Jimmy on November 18th, 2012 1:20 pm

    *Shivers* Yeah… I still get chills….

  98. HughbertEsq on November 18th, 2012 6:09 pm

    *Slams the fuck through the door clearly drunk*

  99. Solar Boy Django on November 18th, 2012 7:42 pm

    What did happen to her anyways? I lost track…

  100. Alpar on November 19th, 2012 7:58 am

    I think she just left one day.

  101. Mindlessinvalid on November 20th, 2012 8:18 pm

    PoFV makes me angry sometimes…

    Those damned AI effortlessly dodge all the dakka, but then get hit by the ONE bullet that lags behind towards the end of the volley. EVERY SINGLE MOTHERF$^%^ING TIME!

    By the way: I'm taking a Japanese course and a World Languages, and since the entire linguistics staff is one polish guy with a penchant for sarcasm, both those lectures are given by him.

    In World Languages class we finally got around to looking at Japanese, in this case the unique features of their poetry.

    Two haiku, one spring and the other autumn, by Ono-no Komachi and Fujiwara-no Tadafusa respectively, in a row. I understand that the Fujiwara were a fairly large an prosperous houshold, and that Onozuka Komachi has no relation to Ono-no Komachi…

    It still made my day.

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