It wouldn’t be Scream Fortress 2 without some great new Soldier voice acting! Of course the other characters have a few good lines too…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 29, 2012 · 11:13 PM
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Scout: Oh god, my head is huge!
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Oh my god……
You'd think a man of science like the Medic would be more upset at the bastardization of the laws of physics that Merasmus performs. After all, the Medic is better at it.
I want to have a beer with the Bombinomicon.
I guess soldier's having a real BLAST with his roommate.
Oh god kill me now…
A bomb has possessed someone's head? I think I've heard of this scenario before…
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…yup.
Best Scream Fortress so far.
Player Merasmus was banned Reason: Micspamming 'MORTIS LOMDISTDIDAS!'
Medic's first couple lines accurately reflect my frustration with this event.
The fairy heavy may be my favorite thing they've done yet.
FRIENDSHIP IS STOOOOPID MAGIC
That Bombinomicon sounds vaguely New Jersey… Wait a minute…
CALL OFF THE HURRICANE WEATHER MAGICIANS!
THERE'S HOPE FOR NEW JERSEY YET!
"Hey-ey it's me! Shawninomicon, Pow ZOOP!, your forums are back! Off I go"
Medic: Later.
I think he'd like a kamikaze.
Merasmus stop taking jobs from American hurricanes!
This made me laugh so hard I pooped in my pumpkin pants.
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Oh, you too?
If Merasmus really wanted to scare the Soldier he should have just started reading…while he is forced to dance *evil laugh*.
Dear glob, I can't tell which one is my favourite. THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD.
And the last event. And the one before that. And the one before that…
I wish the demoman would stop talking about his wee head.
They had to live together until the housing BOOM.
Would the Engineer be more appropriate?
Be careful with the plumbing, though. They don't handle EXPLOSIVE diarrhea very well.
…
*goes back to the Corner O' Shame*
I suppose I was holding the Valve servers to unrealistic standards…
STOP GIVING ME FALSE HOPE!
What are you trying to point out here?
The Medic takes what shouldn't even be possible and turns it into a weapon. The human body is a mere plaything to him, ready to unlock its secrets to him when he puts more and more "perfectly safe healing chemicals" into his patients.
The engineer puts his efforts toward his job as a mercenary,
Really. I'M gonna be the one who has to do this one? Very well…
HEY, IT'S ME, THE BOMBINOMICON! LET'S GO SEE BIG AMERICAN TEE-TEES WITH MY COUSIN NIKO!
DANGIT BOMBINOMICON! I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO GO FREAKING BOWLING!
How would he drink though?
That Scout has a huge head.
Loudly, I presume.
"Darkness falls across the land, the dancing hour is close at hand…"
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I just realized that a magic book that can conjure up explosives near highly flammable liquids like alcohol is a really, REALLY bad idea.
We are obligated to inform you that this next storm is very dangerous.
In order to help you stay optimistic in the face of almost certain death, Gangnam Style will be deployed in 3…2…1.
OKAY PROF. LUIGI, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME!
You wouldn't want to sulfur the consequences.
And now a pun chain is going to blow up in our faces.
I think that's WHY he likes it.
He's all
"HOLY CRAP HOW CAN I DO THAT?!"
Hey, it's a Nobel cause for a comment if I ever saw one.
"And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus…
For no fool mortal can resist, the magic of MERASMUS!"
Oh valve u so silleh
By far my favorites are the 'everyone uber+ALL the buffs' parts of Merasamus's speech.
'YOU ARE GOOOOOOODS!!! -- woah woah wait what? Why did I even put that one on there?!?"
This is the third event after all. Valve-wait, Valve? Third event? HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!
Just hope he didn't have any burritos. His farts will be quite explosive.
Rain….of JARATE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Careful with those insults, he may believe in an eye for an eye.
I just saw Wreck-It Ralph. I won't spoil anything for those who haven't seen it, but the plot twist is sooooooo….much better than rel="nofollow">this.
All right, Gaben's not even trying to be subtle any more. Or maybe he still is, in which case: wow, that's kind of sad. Either way, I'm getting the feeling he's trying to troll us.
Haven't seen it yet, but I'm so calling it.
That little girl is actually the main villan all along.
He might have some explosive diarrhea.
your a bit late