It wouldn’t be Scream Fortress 2 without some great new Soldier voice acting! Of course the other characters have a few good lines too…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 29, 2012 · 11:13 PM 
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51 Responses to “[AUDIO] Scream Fortress 2012 Audio Clips”

  1. Soul Eater 676 on October 29th, 2012 11:28 pm

    Scout: Oh god, my head is huge!

    <img src=http://jackygalichon.edublogs.org/files/2011/05/wtf-face-2crsqn0-300x251.png>

    <img src=http://tf2chan.net/fanart/src/134827313969.png>

    <img src=http://waystomakealiving.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Oh-no.jpg>

    <img src=http://img829.imageshack.us/img829/1310/tf2scoutpsychosmirkwide.png>

    Oh my god……

  2. ibbolia on October 29th, 2012 11:28 pm

    You'd think a man of science like the Medic would be more upset at the bastardization of the laws of physics that Merasmus performs. After all, the Medic is better at it.

  3. EliminatorZigma on October 29th, 2012 11:31 pm

    I want to have a beer with the Bombinomicon.

  4. k3man on October 30th, 2012 12:27 am

    I guess soldier's having a real BLAST with his roommate.

    Oh god kill me now…

  5. Redzeroine on October 30th, 2012 12:37 am

    A bomb has possessed someone's head? I think I've heard of this scenario before…
    <img src="http://gifsoup.com/view/599592/evil-dead-o.gif"&gt;

  6. MasterLuigi452 on October 30th, 2012 3:03 am

    …yup.
    Best Scream Fortress so far.

  7. Gamerofloz on October 30th, 2012 4:40 am

    Player Merasmus was banned Reason: Micspamming 'MORTIS LOMDISTDIDAS!'

  8. TomQuoVadis on October 30th, 2012 9:56 am

    Medic's first couple lines accurately reflect my frustration with this event.

  9. Deep Thought on October 30th, 2012 10:30 am

    The fairy heavy may be my favorite thing they've done yet.

  10. Naxts_The_Demon on October 30th, 2012 10:35 am

    FRIENDSHIP IS STOOOOPID MAGIC

  11. HughbertEsq on October 30th, 2012 11:08 am

    That Bombinomicon sounds vaguely New Jersey… Wait a minute…
    CALL OFF THE HURRICANE WEATHER MAGICIANS!
    THERE'S HOPE FOR NEW JERSEY YET!

  12. HughbertEsq on October 30th, 2012 11:09 am

    "Hey-ey it's me! Shawninomicon, Pow ZOOP!, your forums are back! Off I go"

  13. KZN02 on October 30th, 2012 11:11 am

    Medic: Later.

  14. ibbolia on October 30th, 2012 11:22 am

    I think he'd like a kamikaze.

  15. Teleporting Rock on October 30th, 2012 12:09 pm

    Merasmus stop taking jobs from American hurricanes!

  16. straYDoubter on October 30th, 2012 12:17 pm

    This made me laugh so hard I pooped in my pumpkin pants.
    <img src="http://sphotos-b.xx.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ash3/c0.0.267.267/p403x403/546246_443229209046269_1766975732_n.jpg"&gt;
    Oh, you too?

  17. Teleporting Rock on October 30th, 2012 12:21 pm

    If Merasmus really wanted to scare the Soldier he should have just started reading…while he is forced to dance *evil laugh*.

  18. Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 1:58 pm

    Dear glob, I can't tell which one is my favourite. THEY'RE ALL SO GOOD.

  19. Hareoic on October 30th, 2012 1:59 pm

    And the last event. And the one before that. And the one before that…

  20. Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 2:06 pm

    I wish the demoman would stop talking about his wee head.

  21. Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 2:10 pm

    They had to live together until the housing BOOM.

  22. KZN02 on October 30th, 2012 3:14 pm

    Would the Engineer be more appropriate?

  23. Sceptilianblade on October 30th, 2012 4:01 pm

    Be careful with the plumbing, though. They don't handle EXPLOSIVE diarrhea very well.

    *goes back to the Corner O' Shame*

  24. TomQuoVadis on October 30th, 2012 4:09 pm

    I suppose I was holding the Valve servers to unrealistic standards…

  25. Prof. Luigi on October 30th, 2012 4:14 pm

    STOP GIVING ME FALSE HOPE!

  26. Prof. Luigi on October 30th, 2012 4:15 pm

    What are you trying to point out here?

  27. ibbolia on October 30th, 2012 4:20 pm

    The Medic takes what shouldn't even be possible and turns it into a weapon. The human body is a mere plaything to him, ready to unlock its secrets to him when he puts more and more "perfectly safe healing chemicals" into his patients.

    The engineer puts his efforts toward his job as a mercenary,

  28. MexicanJuice on October 30th, 2012 7:10 pm

    Really. I'M gonna be the one who has to do this one? Very well…

    HEY, IT'S ME, THE BOMBINOMICON! LET'S GO SEE BIG AMERICAN TEE-TEES WITH MY COUSIN NIKO!

  29. Prof. Luigi on October 30th, 2012 8:02 pm

    DANGIT BOMBINOMICON! I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU I DON'T WANT TO GO FREAKING BOWLING!

  30. Prof. Luigi on October 30th, 2012 8:03 pm

    How would he drink though?

  31. Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 8:27 pm

    That Scout has a huge head.

  32. Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 8:28 pm

    Loudly, I presume.

  33. GanjalfTheGreen on October 30th, 2012 8:52 pm

    "Darkness falls across the land, the dancing hour is close at hand…"
    <img src=https://lh5.googleusercontent.com/-aNPOfmGW17w/UI8zuRYknNI/AAAAAAAA-FE/I5eX_BCBvXU/w497-h373/GangnamStyleOceanView.gif>

  34. Prof. Luigi on October 30th, 2012 8:58 pm

    I just realized that a magic book that can conjure up explosives near highly flammable liquids like alcohol is a really, REALLY bad idea.

  35. Prof. Luigi on October 30th, 2012 9:00 pm

    We are obligated to inform you that this next storm is very dangerous.
    In order to help you stay optimistic in the face of almost certain death, Gangnam Style will be deployed in 3…2…1.

  36. GanjalfTheGreen on October 30th, 2012 9:04 pm

    OKAY PROF. LUIGI, MAYBE ANOTHER TIME!

  37. Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 9:22 pm

    You wouldn't want to sulfur the consequences.

  38. EliminatorZigma on October 30th, 2012 9:24 pm

    And now a pun chain is going to blow up in our faces.

  39. EliminatorZigma on October 30th, 2012 9:25 pm

    I think that's WHY he likes it.
    He's all
    "HOLY CRAP HOW CAN I DO THAT?!"

  40. Vabolo on October 30th, 2012 10:15 pm

    Hey, it's a Nobel cause for a comment if I ever saw one.

  41. Gratuitous Lurking on October 30th, 2012 10:43 pm

    "And though you fight to stay alive, your body starts to spasmus…
    For no fool mortal can resist, the magic of MERASMUS!"

    Oh valve u so silleh

  42. Gratuitous Lurking on October 30th, 2012 10:58 pm

    By far my favorites are the 'everyone uber+ALL the buffs' parts of Merasamus's speech.

    'YOU ARE GOOOOOOODS!!! -- woah woah wait what? Why did I even put that one on there?!?"

  43. ibbolia on October 31st, 2012 11:24 am

    This is the third event after all. Valve-wait, Valve? Third event? HALF LIFE 3 CONFIRMED!

  44. Master_Xehanort on November 1st, 2012 12:36 am

    Just hope he didn't have any burritos. His farts will be quite explosive.

  45. Master_Xehanort on November 1st, 2012 12:48 am

    Rain….of JARATE?! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  46. Cloak on November 1st, 2012 4:51 am

    Careful with those insults, he may believe in an eye for an eye.

  47. straYDoubter on November 3rd, 2012 12:37 am

    I just saw Wreck-It Ralph. I won't spoil anything for those who haven't seen it, but the plot twist is sooooooo….much better than rel="nofollow">this.

  48. Xidphel on November 4th, 2012 2:37 pm

    All right, Gaben's not even trying to be subtle any more. Or maybe he still is, in which case: wow, that's kind of sad. Either way, I'm getting the feeling he's trying to troll us.

  49. Prof. Luigi on November 6th, 2012 10:57 am

    Haven't seen it yet, but I'm so calling it.
    That little girl is actually the main villan all along.

  50. k3man on November 12th, 2012 8:36 am

    He might have some explosive diarrhea.

  51. Restam111 on November 13th, 2012 12:12 am

    your a bit late

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