Auf Wiedersehen… Schweinehunds!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 16, 2012 · 1:32 AM 
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  1. StalinCommander on October 16th, 2012 1:42 am

    Like a Blitzkreig. Only In Russian.

    ..Which would be Молния войны.

  2. Alice_M on October 16th, 2012 1:43 am

    These jokes are Reichdiculous.

  3. UndeadLex on October 16th, 2012 1:43 am

    [youtube pgLOFLPqSTw rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  4. CFW spplmj on October 16th, 2012 1:44 am

    [youtube 2qkSxJ1ohCk rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    He is quite the dance instructor also

  5. Solar Boy Django on October 16th, 2012 2:16 am

    Awww they missed his best line. Oktoberfest!
    [youtube JE1J34PxGX8 rel="nofollow"> youtube]
    Also sorry if you don't like it was easiest video to find of Medic's Oktoberfest!

  6. Simply DA on October 16th, 2012 2:16 am

    The best part is, they're all real.
    From the author:
    Vorstellungskraft -- Imagination
    Schmetterling -- Butterfly
    Die Streicheleinheit -- Tender love and care, literally “the caress”
    Schwangerschaftverhütungsmittel -- Contraceptive
    Krankenschwester -- “Sick sister”, or Nurse
    Stück Kuchen- Cake/piece of cake
    Erfrischungsgetränke- Soda/soft drink
    Aufschluchzen -- to sob

  7. Armetron on October 16th, 2012 2:22 am
  8. VyseRogueKing on October 16th, 2012 2:37 am

    Yay! Now I can finally say something in german that isn't verbally accosting someone!

  9. MasterLuigi452 on October 16th, 2012 2:39 am

    …….I have NO idea what he's saying…

  10. Zyquux on October 16th, 2012 2:45 am

    It's things like this that make me want to learn German.

  11. FoxyMayo on October 16th, 2012 4:28 am

    It's okay, Medic. We all may not speak the same languages, but we all know the universal language of bullets, food, and post-bullet sexy-times.

    Wait, disregard that last one.

  12. Jimmy on October 16th, 2012 5:54 am

    <img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/271/862/faa.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400"> I never thought I'd ACTUALLY use this meme. Huh. Small world.

  13. Combatbeaver on October 16th, 2012 9:34 am

    …but…we can still save the witty comment ;_;

  14. Mindlessinvalid on October 16th, 2012 10:11 am

    Vhy did ze fuher get kicked out of preschool?

    Because he vasn't kind enough…

    (Kind is the german root for child, kinder being the full noun.)

  15. sonicsmash2 on October 16th, 2012 10:23 am

    That heavy has a pretty big ear….

  16. StalinCommander on October 16th, 2012 10:57 am

    You. Dammit. I wanted to catch you when you were at 106 so we would be exact opposites.
    Either you or I need to lose 2.

  17. KZN02 on October 16th, 2012 11:11 am

    Next, Medic teaches economics.


    Ok, maybe not …

  18. MetroidJunkie on October 16th, 2012 1:30 pm

    Don't trust them Medics.

    [youtube n1wwQNEzi_8 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  19. Noxious on October 16th, 2012 3:17 pm

    Adding on to the explanation for a few:

    Vorstellungskraft — Imagination (Lit. trans. “imaginative power”)

    Schwangerschaftverhütungsmittel — Contraceptive (Lit. trans. “pregnancy prevention means/remedy)

    Erfrischungsgetränke- Soda/soft drink (Lit. “refreshment drink”)

  20. AntExtreme on October 16th, 2012 5:46 pm

    Deutsch ist eine farbenfrohe und verwirrende Sprache!
    (German is a colorful and confusing language.)

  21. DiamyoAlex on October 16th, 2012 6:46 pm

    Confusingly enough, German has 4 different words for doctor…

  22. Rolf_Kopter on October 16th, 2012 7:54 pm

    Pointing out that the hyphenation in "Streicheleinheit" should be streichel-einheit would be rather, well, grammar-nazi style, wouldn't it?
    And it's "Kuchen", not "Kutchen". D:

  23. dope92 on October 16th, 2012 9:49 pm

    and ubermench is…

  24. GanjalfTheGreen on October 17th, 2012 2:13 am

    Ja, neue einreichung!*

    *i realize i may sound more like the Medic, than an actual german-speaking person now.

  25. kittygus1 on October 17th, 2012 4:33 pm

    I thought the last one was Imagination because of medic's hand gestures.

  26. Rolf_Kopter on October 17th, 2012 7:59 pm

    Well, there's "Quacksalber", which is derogatory and offensive. And awesome.

  27. Simply DA on October 18th, 2012 1:54 am

    De hecho no, no lo us--
    >doctor pelusa
    Disculpa, acabo de cagarme de la risa por lo raro que suena en español todo es--*AH-HEM* Excuse me!
    I meant to say: ANDALE ANDALE ARRIBA!

  28. deleted6151923 on December 15th, 2012 11:30 pm


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