PokeFoods
I’m so hungry this morning… Gotta eat ‘em all!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on October 8, 2012 · 11:13 AM 
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84 Responses to “PokéFoods: Starch Silver Edition”

  1. bigj231 on October 8th, 2012 10:27 am

    I thought there would be a frylock in there somewhere…

  2. dude234543 on October 8th, 2012 10:59 am
  3. Jerach on October 8th, 2012 11:24 am

    I'd probably show a greater interest in cooking if this was how it was done.

  4. Chimental on October 8th, 2012 11:37 am

    Poutinatar is an endangered species, as all trainers of them tend to eat them.

  5. Redzeroine on October 8th, 2012 11:47 am

    Let the Hunger Games begin.

  6. wolfpax181 on October 8th, 2012 11:48 am

    Noodlor, a tentacle type Pokemon. Noodlor is know for preying on Japanese school girls to procreate. To evolve Noodlor into Spagoodlor, feed it Italian plumbers.

  7. sims796 on October 8th, 2012 11:49 am

    It's a damn shame that all of these look legit.

  8. Vabolo on October 8th, 2012 11:53 am

    I'm Québecois, and I approve of Poutinatar.

  9. Vabolo on October 8th, 2012 11:57 am

    Spagoodlord, that looks tasty!

  10. EliminatorZigma on October 8th, 2012 11:58 am

    Boy, that Loafee looks like a really deformed dog.

    You could say it looks…

    In-bread.

  11. Vabolo on October 8th, 2012 12:00 pm

    Honestly, they don't look close to anything Ken Sugimori would draw, and I can easily see the handiwork of Caldwell "College Humour" Tanner here.

    But they still look better than Vanilluxe. Which is entirely James Turner's fault.

  12. NotTheSpy on October 8th, 2012 12:13 pm

    Loafee is probably the cutest thing I have seen all week.

    [youtube QnxcqGNMD5g&feature=related rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  13. Nick Soapdish on October 8th, 2012 12:15 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/5ViPp.jpg&quot; width="400">

  14. Nick Soapdish on October 8th, 2012 12:17 pm

    How dare you ridicule my religious god, the flying spaghetti monster in comic form. I'm going to protest outside a U.S. embassy, riot, burn some flags and order the death of the comic's creator.

  15. Pseudonym_ on October 8th, 2012 12:25 pm

    I agree almost completely! RABLERABBLERABBLERABBLERABBLE…

  16. Dorje_Sylas on October 8th, 2012 12:28 pm

    I know it's not the point of that show, but now I want to scrub even the very concept of an anime Charlie and the Chocolate Factory out of my brain. The horror.

  17. Pseudonym_ on October 8th, 2012 12:28 pm

    The people who made that factory must of REALLY sucked at Tetris.

  18. Jimmy on October 8th, 2012 12:32 pm

    …and may the fiber be ever in your favor.

  19. Jimmy on October 8th, 2012 12:34 pm

    <img src="http://2.media.dorkly.cvcdn.com/27/13/e446a0d5104e0035cd1b445d53f52ee1.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

    Here's something to wash that down with!!!

  20. Dorje_Sylas on October 8th, 2012 12:34 pm

    [youtube UHNBvsSCbYo&feature=player_embedded&t=197 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    needs an &t= for the time.

  21. Newt on October 8th, 2012 12:34 pm

    Indeed.
    STOP GLOBAL WARMING! THINK OF THE PIRATES!

  22. Newt on October 8th, 2012 12:35 pm

    I'm Canadian, and I approve of this approval.

  23. Pseudonym_ on October 8th, 2012 12:44 pm

    …and may the odds be ever in your flavor.

  24. Deep Thought on October 8th, 2012 12:46 pm

    Gotta love that poutinatar, eh.

  25. mikeorike on October 8th, 2012 12:47 pm

    Who says this ISN'T how its done??

  26. TheRealKirby on October 8th, 2012 12:50 pm

    I can eat to this.

  27. DrSexington on October 8th, 2012 12:51 pm

    Sneak peak at the next gen

  28. Jimmy on October 8th, 2012 12:57 pm

    [youtube UHNBvsSCbYo rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    About 3:18 into the video I was thinking about Poutinatar.

  29. Souleater676 on October 8th, 2012 1:02 pm

    <img src=http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/263/f/6/what__by_souleater676-d5fecc2.png>

  30. Souleater676 on October 8th, 2012 1:02 pm

    I just got really hungry now. Time to get a sandwich, some fries, and spaghetti

  31. EliminatorZigma on October 8th, 2012 1:05 pm

    Loaf it to you to find another good pun.

  32. Sceptilianblade on October 8th, 2012 1:18 pm

    Nyeehhhh. I haven't made a pun in so long, my brain feels a bit crusty

  33. FoxyMayo on October 8th, 2012 1:31 pm

    I have the sudden urge to pack my lunch into Pokéballs now.

  34. ibbolia on October 8th, 2012 1:45 pm
  35. ibbolia on October 8th, 2012 1:47 pm

    Dear Falcon, the Tentacles!

  36. EliminatorZigma on October 8th, 2012 1:58 pm

    I think a crusty brain is the yeast of your problems.

  37. VyseRogueKing on October 8th, 2012 1:58 pm

    Evolution of baked goods.

    Cakuppy the Cupcake pokemon --> Chocake the Cake Pokemon --> Gabriel Iglesias

  38. HughbertEsq on October 8th, 2012 2:12 pm

    In the style of a fighting dog pokemon

    Soupkup

    Soubowl

    Soukantein

  39. Captain Rehab on October 8th, 2012 2:18 pm

    …and may the taste be ever what you savor.

  40. Passerby Boy on October 8th, 2012 2:20 pm

    Am I the only one who finds it odd that when someone posted a TF2 G-mod video in the "ShitShitShit" LoL post, it got top comment though it was completely unrelated.

    yet when Jimmy boy over here posts something pony related and notes that something in it was somewhat related to the picture at hand, he goes into the negatives.

    Just saying.

  41. Sceptilianblade on October 8th, 2012 2:48 pm

    …and the combo, may you ever be its breaker.

  42. Vabolo on October 8th, 2012 2:56 pm
  43. Zyquux on October 8th, 2012 3:02 pm

    It is with great shame that I must admit to never having had poutine.

  44. TheFoolOfMon on October 8th, 2012 3:13 pm

    Smart funny thing to do would be to post a pix of little ogre telling you to "Give into the madness." but I'm lazy so here is a +1 for everyone

    Edit:Don't +1 me. I want to hit -100 and see what do I get.

  45. Sceptilianblade on October 8th, 2012 3:19 pm

    Neither have I. Come join me in my corner.

  46. gAmer_Matt on October 8th, 2012 3:21 pm

    Are there any more? Especially without looking through each and every post in their archive?

  47. Oddwan on October 8th, 2012 3:40 pm

    There is still some scepticism out there though…
    rel="nofollow"><img src="http://i.ytimg.com/vi/OfpmsxiHAnQ/0.jpg&quot; width="360" height="270">

  48. xstationcubed on October 8th, 2012 3:40 pm

    just keep trying and soon you'll be the toast of the town.

  49. Souleater676 on October 8th, 2012 3:42 pm

    Key word there: "Pony"

    nuff said

  50. xstationcubed on October 8th, 2012 3:43 pm

    this should definitely be a kappa looking pokemon, with a depression full of soup in its head.

  51. Sceptilianblade on October 8th, 2012 3:49 pm

    Relevance is the issue here, not content.

  52. Passerby Boy on October 8th, 2012 3:57 pm

    And just hating something because it is ponies is kind of an asshole move

  53. Souleater676 on October 8th, 2012 4:13 pm

    oh no, I took over this comment for some extra thumbs up at the end.

    People here downvote for the most stupid reasons.

    I didn't downvote or upvote this, I just put it up there for the fact it hardly made sense at what time he had about it.

    I could post my "Man, why you post fucking ponies" picture instead of that one, but whatever.

  54. BTSnoogans on October 8th, 2012 4:20 pm

    Just wheat a while until your brain feels up to coming up with puns like this. Don't push yourself too hard(roll).

  55. DaberWebir on October 8th, 2012 4:23 pm

    TF2 videos are more relevant than ponies at all times. Cause, you know, this is a video game humour website, and ponies aren't a video game, except for all those shitty pony video games from the distant past. Also: everyone here hates ponies and loves TF2. Hypocrisy? Maybe. Doesn't make posting ponies not basically trolling.

  56. BTSnoogans on October 8th, 2012 4:24 pm

    Cool. You admit to never having it. I'll admit to never hearing of it.

  57. BTSnoogans on October 8th, 2012 4:27 pm

    What's next? Exeggcute? Oh wait…

  58. Solar Boy Django on October 8th, 2012 4:28 pm

    Quite ironically partially related http://features.peta.org/pokemon-black-and-white-
    Also does anyone else kinda really dislike PETA?

  59. Jimmy on October 8th, 2012 4:57 pm

    Meh, I guess you win some you lose some. No hard feelings. Can't be on top all the time…

  60. SuperDeadPuddle on October 8th, 2012 5:09 pm

    Watch the calories though, or you'll meet the undertaker.

  61. Jostimaster on October 8th, 2012 5:16 pm

    …and may you put poffins in a shaker.

  62. Jostimaster on October 8th, 2012 5:16 pm

    …and may the poffins be put in a shaker.

  63. vash_ts on October 8th, 2012 5:52 pm

    because you risk death just getting near one…
    That is why we are vegan eaters, and we give the little monsters to our kids

  64. Mentle on October 8th, 2012 5:54 pm

    >everyone here hates ponies

    You must be new here.

    Either way, last submission was another one of those so unpopular that people just check the comments and forget about it, it's hard to care about relevance when most people don't like or understand the joke.

    …although I must mention, saying this video is related is a bit of a stretch.

  65. Icesickle97 on October 8th, 2012 7:18 pm

    Is there anyone sane who DOESN'T dislike them? Although, at least now they're getting into the ACTUAL animal-abuse-style stuff.

  66. blargenth on October 8th, 2012 7:32 pm

    T_T now I won't sleep… or eat bread for a week…..

  67. GanjalfTheGreen on October 8th, 2012 7:32 pm

    Aqua Poké Hunger Force -- where Team Rocket blows up instead blasting off.

  68. Master_Xehanort on October 8th, 2012 7:52 pm

    They're about 15 years late for trying to stop the "abuse" of fictional "animals". It seems like they didn't learn their lesson last year when they pissed of Mario fans.

    Any Pokemon cosplayers up for a trip to their HQ in Norfolk?

  69. Mindlessinvalid on October 8th, 2012 8:22 pm

    Why do I have the feeling that this was directed at me?

  70. Prof. Luigi on October 8th, 2012 8:38 pm

    Is anyone writing this down?
    We gotta make a rap album here!

  71. Spaz Tzu on October 8th, 2012 9:55 pm

    [youtube rlj6-d5jrbs rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  72. Spaz Tzu on October 8th, 2012 10:03 pm
  73. VyseRogueKing on October 8th, 2012 10:45 pm

    I can never think of the hunger games without thinking of Purpleeyes. God I love his work.

  74. Happy on October 8th, 2012 11:01 pm

    Hahahaha why the fuck did I play all of that.
    I WAS ALMOST SAD AT
    ALL THE RESEARCH THEY MANAGED TO DO
    until I found out they just commissioned some web-based developer which thankfully doesn't give a shit, or at least that's the impression I gleaned from seeing their game 'Tofu Hunter' about the soulless massacre of tofus for vegan tyrants. (Then peta awarded it 'most animal friendly' in 2011.)

  75. bigj231 on October 8th, 2012 11:06 pm

    I think they left out the beer.

  76. Souleater676 on October 8th, 2012 11:24 pm

    <img src=http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/263/9/2/i_don__t_give_a_f____by_souleater676-d5fecec.jpg>

  77. Souleater676 on October 8th, 2012 11:24 pm

    <img src=http://fc01.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2012/263/9/2/i_don__t_give_a_f____by_souleater676-d5fecec.jpg>

  78. Vabolo on October 8th, 2012 11:41 pm
  79. Vabolo on October 8th, 2012 11:43 pm
  80. gAmer_Matt on October 9th, 2012 12:17 am

    "To evolve Noodlor into Spagoodlor, feed it Italian plumbers."
    In Soviet Russia…

  81. BTSnoogans on October 9th, 2012 12:33 pm

    No! Unacceptable! They should emit rainbows instead of explosions. So sayeth Gee Whiz.

  82. Jimmy on October 10th, 2012 8:33 am

    I remember seeing the "Evolutions of the College Student" one, but I can't find it. I'm sure there's more.

  83. ViewtifulJesse on October 10th, 2012 6:12 pm

    Sad thing is, this shows just much if not more originality than most recent generation of actual Pokemon. Vanillite? REALLY?
    Also, shouldn't the bacon one be "Bieltee"?

  84. dope92 on October 11th, 2012 3:16 pm

    dont forget the milk!

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