Silencer

I have to admit it would be nice to sneak up and stealth kill a guy once and a while…

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 29, 2012 · 8:51 AM 
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2K Games, Borderlands, Gearbox, Heavy Weapons, Irony, PC, Playstation, Weak Points, Xbox 360

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609 Responses to “HAS BAZILLIONS OF GUNS…”

  1. VyseRogueKing on September 29th, 2012 2:28 pm

    SILENCER not "Fucking Sirens Sir"

    Freud REALLY needs to take a look into that little head of yours. He could've learned so much.

  2. Alpar on September 29th, 2012 9:12 pm

    Clearly she's still agonizing over her penis envy.

  3. Zoe on September 30th, 2012 2:24 am

    That's what strapons are for, am I right, Jimmy?

  4. Jimmy on September 30th, 2012 11:10 am

    I don't know what you're talking about. I don't need a strap on babe. You know that from experience.

  5. Zoe on September 30th, 2012 1:24 pm

    But I need it for our pegging nights. ;)

  6. Alice_M on September 30th, 2012 6:26 pm

    Kinky.

  7. Leo E. on September 30th, 2012 11:48 pm

    Nothing compared to Yuuka, I'll bet.

  8. Alice_M on October 1st, 2012 5:06 am

    I guess you can say that, I still have to fix her front door…Don't ask what happened you will never believe me.

  9. GanjalfTheGreen on September 30th, 2012 12:53 pm

    Maybe it's a visual pun? Then again; Wouldn't it make more sense with Maya facing the other way, so… you know…

    OK, my bad, I should remain silent and stop giving Zoe more ideas.

  10. HughbertEsq on September 29th, 2012 2:34 pm

    WELL HOW ARE YOU SUPPOSED TO SILENCE LIGHTNING N' LASERS N' SHIT HUH?!

    FUUUUCK!

    *further away from mic*

    Y' STUPID SHIT!

  11. Restam111 on September 29th, 2012 2:57 pm

    What is it about borderlands that make you post porn excessively?

  12. Zoe on September 29th, 2012 3:58 pm

    Because there's not enough Borderlands porn.

  13. Korotini_Notlad on September 29th, 2012 5:13 pm

    Touché

  14. Skrist on September 29th, 2012 5:20 pm

    *Posts Borderlands porn because there isn't enough Borderlands porn*
    Yep, seeing nothing wrong there.

  15. Jimmy on September 29th, 2012 5:36 pm

    Zoe's Logic (From My Understanding)

    1. Notice lack of Borderlands Porn
    2. Post existing Borderlands Porn in order to "inspire" others to make OC (original content)
    3. ???
    4. Profit

  16. Alpar on September 29th, 2012 9:13 pm

    So basically Zoe logic can also sum up to…

    1. Notice lack of any porn on Halolz
    2. Shawn is doing a bad job and so is everyone else
    3. GUESS I SHOULD POST PORN
    4. ???
    5. Profit

  17. Jimmy on September 29th, 2012 11:04 pm

    Nailed it.

  18. ibbolia on September 30th, 2012 2:01 am

    Not according to Zoe.

  19. Juggernaut470 on September 30th, 2012 12:22 am

    But… What happens if there IS a porn post on Halolz…
    That could avert the whole crisis! Or, make it worse twofold.

  20. Zoe on September 30th, 2012 2:23 am

    My logic:

    1. No one is expecting me to post porn.
    2. No one asked me to post porn.
    3. POST THE P0RNZ!
    4. ???
    5. Profit.

  21. Juggernaut470 on September 30th, 2012 8:25 am

    By now EVERYONE is expecting you to post porn. That's why many live in FEAR of your comments.

  22. Jimmy on September 30th, 2012 11:15 am

    I fear the day she reaches 100 e-peen.

  23. Pseudonym_ on September 30th, 2012 11:20 am

    That day is all too soon Jimmy.

  24. dude234543 on September 30th, 2012 1:27 pm

    The day is here!

  25. Zoe on September 30th, 2012 1:28 pm

    Here's a little tip, I don't post porn if the Halolz post already contains adult situations, because most of the comments will be "and here's Zoe with porn" or "Hide this from Zoe" because by then people would be expecting it. I like to post porn on submissions that have no adult situations what so ever, that way people will never see it cumming!

  26. Icesickle97 on September 30th, 2012 2:29 pm

    So then all we need to do is say we're waiting for you in every post? That's the simplest solution to anything I've ever heard.

  27. Suzuki on September 30th, 2012 10:39 pm

    i like your way of thinking babe. explains a lot about your posting patterns.

    i still see your posts as some of the most entertaining…

    did i say that last sentence out lout…. uh oops

  28. Zoe on October 1st, 2012 1:49 am

    Care to join me on Steam? Jimmy is ever so boring.

  29. Suzuki on October 7th, 2012 9:25 pm

    Doesn't Sound like a bad offer to me… not a bad one at all

  30. IncredulousEric on September 29th, 2012 7:34 pm

    *cough* Shadbase *cough*

  31. Souleater676 on September 29th, 2012 5:25 pm

    I saw this on adult swim last night. Didn't think Shawn caught it, so I gonna post it.

    (Don't mean to side track everyone, but Zoe's picture got me thinking Borderlands 2 WAY wrong.)

    [youtube 8DnaLXrjQYc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  32. Restam111 on September 29th, 2012 9:16 pm

    Definitely sidetracked

  33. Dash12345678 on September 30th, 2012 12:34 pm

    Oh lord.

    How is this not a fan-made joke/parody!?

    I have no idea how I feel about this being real.

  34. chaosjoey on September 30th, 2012 10:01 pm

    I remember the days when Tekken was a PlayStation exclusive and now it has feature exclusive to Nintendo?

  35. Skrist on September 30th, 2012 10:53 pm

    Why does the person dressed as Link in this look daringly similar to Reggie?

  36. Souleater676 on September 30th, 2012 11:11 pm

    They're alt costumes. Like how you can be Daisy in SSBB.

  37. Skrist on October 1st, 2012 12:24 am

    I know that, I was saying that the character himself with the Link suit on looks like Reggie of NoA.

  38. dude234543 on September 29th, 2012 6:42 pm

    Nice censor job lol.

  39. Happy on October 1st, 2012 7:27 am

    I thumbsed up you and then I realised the picture probably actually had some sort of censor on it. Either way, thank the lords! Thank the Shawn above and his prophet Trunks! The one true censor hammer has arrived to save our browsing in public places.

  40. Combatbeaver on September 29th, 2012 7:31 pm

    Oh…now i see why you were so famous on halolz back in the day…

  41. Alpar on September 30th, 2012 5:15 pm

    Actually back when he/she was SegaUranus, I think all he/she had for being famous was a lewd, cropped image of Amy.

  42. Combatbeaver on September 30th, 2012 5:41 pm

    so basically that means he/she has broadened her/his range of lewd images since then…

  43. Alpar on September 30th, 2012 10:01 pm

    Very much so for whatever demented reason.

    I'd like to find that reason out myself.
    I'm curious.
    Sickened… but curious.

  44. Combatbeaver on October 1st, 2012 3:35 am

    Careful, Alpar, for one may not simply delve into the black abyss that appears to be Zoe's mind and come out unscathed or unscarred…

  45. Cloak on September 29th, 2012 10:39 pm

    If it doesn't draw the attention of every bandit and skag in a one mile radius, it's obviously not killing anything.

  46. Deep Thought on September 29th, 2012 11:33 pm
  47. Jimmy on September 30th, 2012 11:23 am

    …and what to we say to the virgin eating, soul-stealing monster?

    "Not today!"

  48. Lord Science on September 30th, 2012 2:20 am

    Is there anything Zoe does not have porn for?

  49. Zoe on September 30th, 2012 2:21 am

    Your mother…yet.

  50. Lord Science on September 30th, 2012 4:42 am

    D:

  51. Sceptilianblade on September 30th, 2012 9:42 am

    You don't…
    But the Spy does.

  52. Lord Science on September 30th, 2012 2:21 am

    WARNING: THIS THREAD CONTAINS CONTENT FROM ZOE'S PORN FOLDER

    YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED

  53. Souleater676 on September 30th, 2012 2:23 am

    NOTICE: YOUR COMMENT IS AT THE BOTTOM. ZOE'S PORN IS AT THE TOP. THEY WILL SEE THE PORN BEFORE THEY SEE YOUR COMMENT.

    BY THE WAY, MY CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT KEY DON'T WORK ANY MORE.

  54. Lord Science on September 30th, 2012 2:50 am

    THEN THIS MUST BE CORRECTED WITH +1'S

    ALSO, MY CAPSLOCK AND SHIFT KEY ARE CURRENTLY BROKEN AS WELL PLEASE SEND NEW KEYBOARD TO MOUNTAIN FORTRESS

  55. sonicsmash2 on September 30th, 2012 3:24 pm

    I'M HELPING!
    ALSO, MY CAPS LOCK AND SHIFT KEY WORK, I JUST LIKE BIG WORDS.

  56. Souleater676 on September 30th, 2012 11:41 pm

    WE'VE MADE IT! PRAISE ALPAR!

  57. Alpar on October 1st, 2012 5:42 pm

    I SWEAR I DIDN'T GO AROUND SMASHING YOUR CAPS LOCKS KEYS LAST NIGHT.

    I MEAN YEAH
    GO ME.

  58. WheelMan1337 on September 30th, 2012 8:57 pm

    Well, I guess I'm takin' a break, back to writin' a story of mine till the porn here dies down. If anyone wants an excerpt from it, feel free to ask. Until then…
    <img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/360/231/a19.gif&quot; width="450">
    I'm out.

  59. Skrist on September 30th, 2012 10:49 pm

    Depends… what is it about?

  60. WheelMan1337 on October 1st, 2012 2:36 pm

    Sort of a mix of action, humor and erm…romance. I have an excerpt posted on pastebin. I'm hoping to share with all you HALOLZians and maybe do a live reading in the HALOLZ Fancy Fedora Fight Club! If Shawn has no objections to it…

  61. WheelMan1337 on October 1st, 2012 2:36 pm

    Sort of a mix of action, humor and erm…romance. I have an excerpt posted on pastebin. I'm hoping to share with all you HALOLZians and maybe do a live reading in the HALOLZ Fancy Fedora Fight Club! If Mr. Handyside or any other admins have any objections, of course.

  62. Alpar on October 1st, 2012 5:42 pm

    Share it. I'm bored and curious.

  63. Jimmy on October 2nd, 2012 2:37 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/lvOac.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

  64. Jimmy on October 2nd, 2012 2:37 pm

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/lvOac.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

  65. Icesickle97 on October 1st, 2012 3:24 pm

    Not anymore it doesn't.

  66. Alice_M on September 30th, 2012 2:23 am

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/8xf0z.jpg&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

  67. Mindlessinvalid on September 30th, 2012 9:37 am

    Not enough Kappa:
    <img src="http://lh5.ggpht.com/-oBH8SexZXc4/ThgvKGHU5pI/AAAAAAAACGs/BMXgOHli2NI/e1861462f81217a101bc93559512c953.jpg"&gt;
    Where is your god now? God is dead, Nitori killed him in the name of science. She brought the dakka like the December Storm of '07, a mostly linear hurricane of bullets fucking your shit. Hide yo gods, hide yo shrine maidens, Nitori's bringing a can of whoopass and a bottle of cucumber beer.

  68. Souleater676 on September 30th, 2012 5:59 pm
  69. Alice_M on September 30th, 2012 6:24 pm

    You sir have won 78 awesome points.

  70. Treeman574 on September 30th, 2012 7:13 pm
  71. Souleater676 on September 30th, 2012 11:30 pm
  72. Mindlessinvalid on September 30th, 2012 7:26 pm

    I'd like to point out that Touhou is not an anime but the best series of games ever, so as clever and well thought out your argument is, the initial premise is flawed since with the exception of dante those aren't originating from games.

  73. Souleater676 on September 30th, 2012 11:11 pm

    WHO THE HELL YOU THINK I AM?
    <img src=http://gifsoup.com/webroot/animatedgifs4/1072777_o.gif>

    Then you say games.. I think of this

    <img src=http://fc05.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2011/315/4/7/card_games_on_motorcycles_by_opdesign-d4fvd0n.gif>

  74. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 3:17 am

    So apparently we can post titties now. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A PORN-OFF

  75. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 3:17 am

    So apparently we can post titties now. I CHALLENGE YOU TO A BORDERLANDS PORN-OFF

  76. Jimmy on September 30th, 2012 11:12 am

    Oh GAWD…what has this site become?!?!

  77. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 11:22 am

    nothing compared to what I'm going to make it when she accepts.

  78. Suzuki on September 30th, 2012 10:40 pm

    thank you!!!!

  79. Korotini_Notlad on September 30th, 2012 1:59 pm

    Annnnndddd here we go!

    LET'S GET READY TO RUMBLE!!!!!!!!!

  80. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 2:33 pm

    <img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg&quot; width="400//">
    We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it

  81. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 2:33 pm

    <img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg&quot; width="400//">
    We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it

  82. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 2:33 pm

    <img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg&quot; width="400//">
    We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it

  83. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 2:33 pm

    <img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg&quot; width="400//">
    We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it

  84. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 2:33 pm

    <img src="http://shadbase.com/comic_folder/2012-09-03-bonerlands-cover.jpg&quot; width="400//">
    We're so getting banned for this, but it will be worth it

  85. Skrist on September 30th, 2012 4:14 pm
  86. Alpar on September 30th, 2012 5:17 pm

    What have we become.

  87. Combatbeaver on September 30th, 2012 5:42 pm

    4lolz apparently (in reference to 4chan)

  88. HughbertEsq on September 30th, 2012 5:49 pm

    [youtube rmQFcVR6vEs rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  89. Sceptilianblade on September 30th, 2012 5:47 pm
  90. Dimomarg on September 30th, 2012 7:02 pm

    well… It's not fair if she gets to use the entirety of bonerlands by herself.

  91. Zoe on September 30th, 2012 9:33 pm

    Would you rather I start posting MLP porn?

  92. Sceptilianblade on September 30th, 2012 10:00 pm

    No, no, and HELL no.

  93. Souleater676 on October 1st, 2012 1:34 am

    *reads comment*
    <img src="http://www.cosplayisland.co.uk/files/costumes/825/27393/IMG_0377_jpg_595x325_crop_upscale_q85.jpg"width=300&gt;

    I SWEAR TO GOD ZOE, YOU DO THAT SHIT, AND I WILL FUCKING GO BERSERK ON YOUR ASS!!!!!

  94. Alice_M on October 1st, 2012 5:09 am

    I hope that is loaded with hollow point ammunition.

  95. GanjalfTheGreen on October 1st, 2012 4:49 am

    [youtube umDr0mPuyQc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  96. Sceptilianblade on September 30th, 2012 8:34 pm


    What the two of you are doing defies all logic.

  97. Skrist on September 30th, 2012 10:48 pm

    To defy logic, logic must exist.

  98. Juggernaut470 on September 30th, 2012 11:07 pm

    Logic? On Halolz? Improbable.

  99. Combatbeaver on October 1st, 2012 3:29 am

    guys you hear rel="nofollow"> , that high, cheery little 8-bit tune?
    It's the Halolz thread simulator!
    and you guys will probably be the makings of it…

  100. Combatbeaver on October 1st, 2012 3:29 am

    guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, cheery little 8-bit tune?
    It's the Halolz thread simulator!
    and you guys will probably be the makings of it…

  101. Combatbeaver on October 1st, 2012 3:29 am

    guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
    It's the Halolz thread simulator!
    and you guys will probably be the makings of it…

  102. Combatbeaver on October 1st, 2012 3:29 am

    guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
    It's the Halolz thread simulator!
    and you guys will probably be the makings of it…

  103. Combatbeaver on October 1st, 2012 3:29 am

    guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
    It's the Halolz thread simulator!
    and you guys will probably be the makings of it…

  104. Combatbeaver on October 1st, 2012 3:29 am

    guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
    It's the Halolz thread simulator!
    and you guys will probably be the makings of it…

  105. Combatbeaver on October 1st, 2012 3:29 am

    guys you hear rel="nofollow">that? , that high, approaching, cheery little 8-bit tune?
    It's the Halolz thread simulator!
    and you guys will probably be the makings of it…

  106. Alice_M on October 1st, 2012 5:20 am

    Aww shit…..

  107. Dimomarg on October 1st, 2012 6:09 am

    It's all fun and games until someone fucks a dog.

  108. Icesickle97 on September 30th, 2012 8:45 pm

    Okay, before it was almost alright but THIS…this isn't even…this is just gross now…

  109. VyseRogueKing on September 30th, 2012 8:55 pm

    Really guys? Really?

  110. bossfight1 on September 30th, 2012 11:48 pm

    Dude, could you please keep this shit on the forums--

    oh. Right.

    Carry on.

  111. Alice_M on October 1st, 2012 5:14 am

    Oh god why?…You need to be shot you sick fuck. Get out of here and go with all the other /b/asement dwellers in hell.

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/dvaDZ.jpg&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

  112. Oddwan on September 30th, 2012 7:26 am

    Silencer? I hardly know her!

  113. Zoe on September 30th, 2012 1:29 pm

    I was secretly waiting for someone to make that comment! :3 + 1 My fine lad!

  114. ibbolia on September 30th, 2012 2:35 pm

    But then we'll stop expecting it, and BAM! More Zoe porn.

  115. Psycroc on September 30th, 2012 8:22 pm

    It's…. It's…..

    Genius

  116. Paulrus-Keaton? on September 30th, 2012 11:07 pm

    What's this shit in the comments section, eh?
    I leave this site for three months and look what happens; people start postin' the contents of their pornography folder to cause a ruckus.
    Or perhaps I've just grown old and weary and forced to shake my cane at you young hooligans whenever you start gettin' wiley.
    Nevertheless, shame on you.

    ….*goes back in the house and watches Matlock*

  117. Cloak on September 30th, 2012 11:46 pm

    Nah, it's just Zoe again.

  118. westfalla on October 1st, 2012 3:08 am

    Actual guns with silencers are quite loud, this is really just a case of realistic silencers on the guns. Or maybe the enemies are a little oblivious to your presence till you start killing them and everyone would complain if they took the game away for a few months while they reprogrammed AI and guns.

  119. KarmikCykle on October 3rd, 2012 1:34 pm

    I play as a backstab-oriented Zer0. I don't need silenced guns to stealth-kill a mofo.

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