THE SPLENDOR OF MINECRAFT
This is why we can’t have nice things.
By Z. M. Stafford [Extra Fabulous Comics]

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 15, 2012 · 9:43 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (139 votes, average: 4.59 out of 5)
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Artistic, Cock Joke, Depressing, Irony, Minecraft, Sequential Art, The Great Outdoors, Under Construction

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75 Responses to “THE SPLENDOR OF MINECRAFT”

  1. StalinCommander on September 15th, 2012 9:55 pm

    There is certainly one thing I know how to do right.
    Get FIRST post.

    AND THAT'S HOW THE PRO PROLES DO IT, SPAZMAN.

  2. Hareoic on September 15th, 2012 10:04 pm

    I fail to see what's wrong with the third frame.

  3. Passerby Boy on September 15th, 2012 10:06 pm

    Good job Stalin! You really showed him!

  4. VaultLegend on September 15th, 2012 10:11 pm

    Some men just want to watch Minecraft burn.

  5. Passerby Boy on September 15th, 2012 10:13 pm

    I think the problem is there are not enough craters and fires.

  6. SadFace298 on September 15th, 2012 10:17 pm

    Looks like the Halolz server every time it opened!

  7. wolfpax181 on September 15th, 2012 10:17 pm

    All that's missing is some low quality, low taste pixel art.

  8. poonstev on September 15th, 2012 10:17 pm

    I have commentator's block, so uh…I'll just leave this here.

    <img src="http://www.bsideblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/12/anatidaephobia_far_side.jpg"&gt;

  9. poonstev on September 15th, 2012 10:21 pm

    What doessssn't kill you, sssimply makesss you sssssssstranger.

  10. Cyndaquazy on September 15th, 2012 10:21 pm

    The terrain is still recognizable.

  11. Wetmang on September 15th, 2012 10:23 pm

    How big is YOUR cock in minecraft?

  12. dude234543 on September 15th, 2012 10:23 pm

    Hmmm… obviously looking for -1's… now the question is do I give the -1 he desires or give a +1 to troll the troll?

  13. Skrist on September 15th, 2012 10:26 pm

    …Needs more mini malls.

  14. pokemon_girl on September 15th, 2012 10:34 pm

    you know, if saying first makes you become downvoted to last, what does saying last do?

  15. wolfpax181 on September 15th, 2012 10:38 pm

    1 block. Just I have a ton bouncing around in a wet hole.

    ALTERNATIVE JOKE?!

    My cock is the size of a block. When I use it to measure things, I measure in cock blocks.

  16. Ultamia on September 15th, 2012 10:38 pm

    Oh look, a Minecraft parody comic that does not involve creepers being giant green penises.
    I never thought I'd see the day.

  17. poonstev on September 15th, 2012 10:39 pm

    Someone already tried that. It did not go well, but we canceled it out with +1s in later replies.

  18. DiamyoAlex on September 15th, 2012 10:41 pm

    Some men just want to make giant penis statues (and set shit on fire).

  19. chipznsallza on September 15th, 2012 10:47 pm

    Third frame looks like Pastafarian heaven. Just missing the beer volcano.

  20. Marzen on September 15th, 2012 10:50 pm

    I kinda left after someone continuously targeted my house and I really don't think I'm coming back >_>

  21. Marzen on September 15th, 2012 10:53 pm

    What's that pickaxe made of?

    Apparently the same substance his eyes and mouth are made of. I assume pure evil.

  22. MetroidJunkie on September 15th, 2012 10:56 pm

    Just don't screw with the villages, they don't like it very much.

    <img src="http://funny-pictures-blog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/LOLPics—Minecraft.jpg&quot; alt="Village" height="300" width="500">

  23. Darth_Destro on September 15th, 2012 11:05 pm

    I always assumed pure evil came in blacks, reds and on that one occasion I witnessed years ago, aquamarine.

    I learned something today.

  24. Prof. Luigi on September 15th, 2012 11:07 pm

    Haha! Yeah!
    I love playing the Halolz minecraft server!
    haha….
    WHY HAVEN'T I BOUGHT MINECRAFT YET.

  25. SadFace298 on September 15th, 2012 11:07 pm

    I liked when an admin gave everyone dynamite and the whole planet blew the fuck up.

  26. Dash12345678 on September 15th, 2012 11:19 pm

    Are you sure that those aren't creepers over there on the left?

  27. VyseRogueKing on September 15th, 2012 11:22 pm

    Well there might not be green ones but…

  28. VyseRogueKing on September 15th, 2012 11:25 pm

    Oh hey you know what these comments have been lacking recently?

    TvTropes links.

  29. RespectfulGlove on September 15th, 2012 11:26 pm

    I as well have commentator's block, so I'll just ask it now. When's Shawn going to remove those links to sign up for League of Legends that are on the banners of Wolf and Captain Falcon?

    I miss being able to drag my wheel and scroll up pages quickly…

    Edit: Scratch that actually. The link was up, I just didn't refresh. Images to go along with them. Joy.

  30. VyseRogueKing on September 15th, 2012 11:30 pm

    So uh… can I get an advance sign-up for this magical land of 'splosions or do I have wait in line?

  31. VyseRogueKing on September 15th, 2012 11:32 pm

    Where's the lava? Where's the barely thought out backfired TNT cannon? I swear it's like the guy isn't even trying.

  32. Alpar on September 15th, 2012 11:38 pm

    Okay so this makes literally about the third penis joke submission this entire week or is my counting off?

  33. TomQuoVadis on September 15th, 2012 11:43 pm

    Completely off topic, but…is it bad that when I download a new .gif, I desperately work to shoe-horn it into my next comment?

  34. Skrist on September 15th, 2012 11:59 pm

    Probably, I don't really care though because my refined tastes say that butt jokes are far more sophisticated. Myes.

  35. poonstev on September 16th, 2012 12:02 am

    Vun penis joke.
    Two penis jokes.
    Three penis jokes! Ah-ah-ah.

    <img src="http://www.infinitydish.com/tvblog/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/CT-p0001-ST.jpg"&gt;

    RIP Jerry Nelson btw

  36. Passerby Boy on September 16th, 2012 12:06 am

    How did you know!? It's like you read my mind! Now these comments are the greatest ever!

  37. Psycroc on September 16th, 2012 12:07 am

    Don't forget the penis!

  38. blargenth on September 16th, 2012 12:14 am

    Eh….
    <img src="http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v505/blargenth/IMADEITALLBURN.png&quot; height="300" width="500">
    I've seen worse….

  39. Funkalicous on September 16th, 2012 12:24 am

    We're ever happy to have someone to be our punching bag. You get a gold star.

    Now, back to investigating Mr. Spaz, which we've yet to find if it is his real identification.

  40. blargenth on September 16th, 2012 12:25 am

    lol this actually reminds me of a story involving another server where we were testing the explosive yield of overloaded nuclear reactors.

    We decided to start testing the destruction at a local NPC village and didn't realize that the area was under spawn protection. The system lagged on the protection part so it didn't kick in until an hour later. By then we had reduced a desert village into a crater with floating destroyed houses (Cause the sand just fell around them) and were deciding to make it more picturesc by creating a giant cylinder of lava over the village.

    Suddenly the lava cylinder was replaced with a gigantic cylinder of sand…. then that dissapeared and most of the building were rebuilt… but standing on top of giant sand pillars.

    Then the entire area flattened.. and I mean literally, houses were still intact… but they were buried below the surface of the sand…. it was like a sand storm had blown through and buried the village underneath… we decided to start exploring them like archaeologists. Then things started to really fuck up.

    The game started to replace the top layer of the ground with random items. First it was glass, just a solid sheet… then it wen back to the same buried form it was in, then it was ladders… which can't stand on a flat surface so they all just turned into dropped ladders.

    Then it was neverwart… which was kind of weird. And then it went back to normal.

    This is when it got hilarious. Cause my brother decided to start putting down TNT blocks for some reason (I think he was trying to dig out one of the houses wit them) when in one second I hear him talking about something random….. then the ground got covered in pressure plates.

    And all I heard was "Yea so then you gotta-OH SHIT!!!!!" *Humongous server lagging explosion*

    We all died laughing at the pure perfectness of the timing the server had done that at. After that it did a few more glitches before crashing completely. I gotta say, best server glitch ever….

  41. Funkalicous on September 16th, 2012 12:28 am

    Oh, so it's not just me.
    Not the commentator's block, the anatidaephobia.

  42. nahnah390 on September 16th, 2012 12:42 am

    Look closely, there are still some clumps of grass left untouched.

  43. Zyquux on September 16th, 2012 1:14 am

    It also looks like the Minecraft server, amirite?

  44. Zyquux on September 16th, 2012 1:17 am

    If you count 4 Shades of Grey a penis joke on account of being a parody of a porn fanfic, that makes 3 penis jokes IN A ROW.

  45. Zyquux on September 16th, 2012 1:20 am

    Nonsense. There's always time for gifs (and making people's loading times shoot through the roof).
    <img src="http://imageshack.us/a/img840/3923/bumiwaahoo.gif&quot; alt="WAHOOOO" width="90%" />

  46. Marzen on September 16th, 2012 2:06 am

    I hate side-banner links because I'm always clicking into MSN or Skype to talk to people, then clicking back on Firefox to go it.

    Then I'm redirected to a fucking LoL recruitment page, when I ALREADY HAVE AN ACCOUNT. TWO, in fact.

  47. Armetron on September 16th, 2012 2:30 am

    the only reason that duck is watching you is because it wants to sing to you with quacks

    [youtube 70cFGJAkkrI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  48. Skrist on September 16th, 2012 2:47 am
  49. TomQuoVadis on September 16th, 2012 3:05 am

    (THERE'S MY OPENING)
    <img src=http://i1220.photobucket.com/albums/dd460/TomQuoVadis/GlarfieldatorWalk-NoBackground.gif>
    HATERS GONNA HATE.

  50. Jostimaster on September 16th, 2012 6:06 am

    I think the line begins at your comment, and I'm the second in line

  51. Jostimaster on September 16th, 2012 6:09 am

    Something else is missing.
    It could be redfield, or it could be the pun chain

  52. HughbertEsq on September 16th, 2012 8:46 am

    This place needs some sprucing up…
    I KNOW
    WE NEED SPLENDORMAN!
    [youtube 4MXYC_jX2Wc rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  53. SirNumel on September 16th, 2012 9:54 am
  54. The Pualrus on September 16th, 2012 11:11 am

    <img src="http://i724.photobucket.com/albums/ww250/jh2up/2kizi8.gif&quot; /img>

    Beautiful.

    Wish I were there.
    Except not, because then I would be dead and likely trapped in lag limbo.

    I can appreciate the hilarity all the same.

  55. Jimmy on September 16th, 2012 1:16 pm

    This is a perfect example of how Shawn found out how to make Halolz and then drained it of all of it's resources in THE FORUMS.

  56. Deep Thought on September 16th, 2012 1:55 pm

    I didn't know we moved to 4chan…

  57. Pseudonym_ on September 16th, 2012 2:03 pm

    I came for the ducks, but upvoted for the pony

  58. Pseudonym_ on September 16th, 2012 2:06 pm

    You're either programmed a pig, or you exist long enough to see yourself become the creeper.

  59. Pseudonym_ on September 16th, 2012 2:10 pm

    And the stripper factory.

  60. Icesickle97 on September 16th, 2012 2:21 pm

    Wait…Does it count as a penis joke if that's only PART of the joke?

  61. PortalMan on September 16th, 2012 3:14 pm
  62. The Pualrus on September 16th, 2012 4:46 pm

    rel="nofollow">Creeper factory.

    They still strip-
    …away your flesh. And layers of your property. And strip-mine the ground in a deci-second.
    Eh, close enough.

  63. Jimmy on September 16th, 2012 11:29 pm

    What if there was a SPLENDORWOMAN? Just wondering…

  64. Jimmy on September 16th, 2012 11:31 pm

    [youtube eUsPFFIz7wI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

    Relevant

  65. Alpar on September 17th, 2012 12:59 am

    Faaaaaaailuuuuure :u

    EDIT: And now the link fixed itself… how odd.

  66. legendaryBufoon on September 17th, 2012 4:10 am

    It's almost as bad as real life!

  67. legendaryBufoon on September 17th, 2012 4:12 am

    Monolithic technicolor penises don't count as low-quality, low-taste pixel art?

  68. legendaryBufoon on September 17th, 2012 4:18 am

    It looks like he hasn't actually destroyed a single visible block, other than burning the trees.

  69. DrSexington on September 17th, 2012 7:26 am

    Dicks
    Dicks everywhere

  70. wolfpax181 on September 17th, 2012 8:41 am

    Nah, that's just some giant penises, I'm talking 8 bit naked ladies and bad attempts at Nintendo sprites.

  71. Restam111 on September 17th, 2012 2:47 pm

    Riverside motherfuckers!!!

  72. wolfpax181 on September 17th, 2012 8:00 pm

    That sounds rather like someone decided to have some fun with World Edit.

  73. Vabolo on September 17th, 2012 8:04 pm

    You friggin' smurf

  74. Prof. Luigi on September 17th, 2012 11:39 pm

    SENTRY GO-GO UP AND DOWN AND DANGIT GOTTAMOVE THAT GEAR
    THIS THING AIN'T ON AUTOPILIOT DANGIT GOTTAMOVE THAT GEAR
    HOLD IT SPY DON'T TOUCH THAT SENTRY DANGIT GOTTAMOVE THAT GEAR
    THAT SPY AIN'T ON OUR GEAR GET
    GET DOW-DOW-DOWN GET-GE-GE-GE-GET DOWN DANGIT GOTTAMOVE THAT GEAR
    GET DOW-DOW-DOWN GET-GE-GE-GE-GET DOWN DANGIT GOTTAMOVE THAT GEAR
    GET DOW-DOW-DOWN GET-GE-GE-GE-GET DOWN DANGIT GOTTAMOVE THAT GEAR
    THAT SPY AIN'T ON OUR GEAR GIT.
    X10

  75. Prof. Luigi on September 17th, 2012 11:45 pm

    SIR STALIN.
    WHY ARE YOU SO EPIC.

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