No093 DODRIO: TRIPLE BIRD POKéMON

Please God pokedex, be talking about their tail feathers.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 14, 2012 · 12:34 PM 
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76 Responses to “No093 DODRIO: TRIPLE BIRD POKéMON”

  1. MOKAXE on September 14th, 2012 12:09 pm

    Yo dawg I heard that you like Posts

  2. MOKAXE on September 14th, 2012 12:10 pm

    Of course, it has 3 brains

  3. Leo E. on September 14th, 2012 12:42 pm

    So what we have here is a Halolz post within a Halolz post?

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/KhbII.png"&gt;

  4. Zoe on September 14th, 2012 12:53 pm

    Of course, it has 3 hearts and 3 lungs.

  5. Comire on September 14th, 2012 12:53 pm
  6. Valvatorez on September 14th, 2012 12:56 pm

    … Oh, I see

    He has 3 tails

  7. Skrist on September 14th, 2012 1:02 pm

    For some reason everyone seems to forget that they do indeed have 3 necks.

  8. elephantboyq on September 14th, 2012 1:05 pm

    It also has three dicks

  9. Fhantinabox on September 14th, 2012 1:14 pm

    They have 6 eyes tough…

  10. Leo E. on September 14th, 2012 1:14 pm
  11. DrSexington on September 14th, 2012 1:18 pm

    3 brains, 3 tail feathers, 3 toes on each foot

  12. EliminatorZigma on September 14th, 2012 1:20 pm

    It also has three heads.

  13. Zortsport on September 14th, 2012 1:22 pm

    Yes, that was the joke.

  14. Nope on September 14th, 2012 1:31 pm

    what_is_love_dodrio.gif

  15. HughbertEsq on September 14th, 2012 1:36 pm

    Oh look! More dick jokes! Huzzah!
    Oh Shawn, you are such a cad

  16. Mr Plen on September 14th, 2012 2:12 pm

    IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PENIS.

  17. TCC on September 14th, 2012 2:13 pm

    IMPLIED dick joke

  18. Newt on September 14th, 2012 2:20 pm

    More like IF YOU KNOW WHAT I BEAN, amirite??

    I'll be crying in the corner.

  19. Vatonnage on September 14th, 2012 2:28 pm
  20. Smile on September 14th, 2012 2:28 pm

    QUICK! Someone shop 2 more heads onto that!

  21. Frentzen127 on September 14th, 2012 2:39 pm

    I'll hereby proceed to kill the joke by announcing that birds do not have penises, and so the only way to determine its gender is by seeing which one goes on top at the time of procreation. (Generally of course)

    Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.

  22. Jostimaster on September 14th, 2012 2:44 pm

    We shouldn't be so hard on Shawn though

  23. Comire on September 14th, 2012 2:51 pm

    I never would have seen that.

    <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_macsbsmaJp1r0cemt.gif&quot; />

  24. Zoe on September 14th, 2012 2:58 pm
  25. Skrist on September 14th, 2012 2:59 pm
  26. Alice_M on September 14th, 2012 3:06 pm

    Go to the shame box.

  27. Sceptilianblade on September 14th, 2012 3:33 pm

    Welcome to the Corner O' Shame! Be sure to drop by the gift shop! Our food processor is a hot seller. It also makes julienne fries!

  28. Ragnellrok on September 14th, 2012 4:04 pm

    So… a bird with 3 penises…. someone call the press! This shit is groundbreaking!

  29. Omnomynous on September 14th, 2012 4:15 pm

    OBJECTION!

    Prepare for your eyes to be burned at the knowledge of this article:
    Click if you dare.

  30. Ryu Bonkosi on September 14th, 2012 4:18 pm

    Does that make Dodrio kind of like a time lord…but a bird…?

  31. SuperDeadPuddle on September 14th, 2012 4:55 pm

    The implications of this post are simply fowl.

  32. GanjalfTheGreen on September 14th, 2012 5:26 pm

    Yeah, you can call them "tails".

  33. BraveSirJimOfLawl on September 14th, 2012 5:32 pm

    I fucking love that gif.

  34. Souleater676 on September 14th, 2012 5:40 pm

    Has bombardment of posts

    Suspected Penis joke.

  35. blargenth on September 14th, 2012 5:53 pm

    Ah the wonders of pokemon breeding……… FUCK YEA

  36. blargenth on September 14th, 2012 6:04 pm

    Also I checked…. and sadly…. nothing on e621 portraying this correctly….

  37. Souleater676 on September 14th, 2012 6:10 pm

    *cough* Xenay on the furrynay.

  38. Souleater676 on September 14th, 2012 6:11 pm

    Not gonna click so yeah I'm going with omnomynous.

  39. Xenrek on September 14th, 2012 6:28 pm

    Now we just need to know whether the triple-dicks are prehensile.

    Or maybe some thing are better left to the mysteries of the pokemon world.

  40. PortalMan on September 14th, 2012 6:34 pm

    WTF would this be called? A beastiality foursome!? Someone get Zoe over here!

  41. Alpar on September 14th, 2012 6:42 pm

    Ahaaaaaaa wow that is some nasty feedback…

  42. Alpar on September 14th, 2012 6:47 pm

    Oh I get it! So what you're saying is that every Dodrio has a spare set of three forums for us to use! Right? And what you're pointing out totally isn't related to that watermark in panel 1…

    eheheh..
    r-..right..?


    <img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/1551.jpg"&gt;

  43. Alpar on September 14th, 2012 6:48 pm

    But they have three SETS of eyes!

  44. Alpar on September 14th, 2012 6:49 pm

    Oh he needs to be ROUGHed around every now and then.

  45. BraveSirJimOfLawl on September 14th, 2012 7:09 pm

    "GAAAAAAAAAAH! LOOK OUT!"
    "THUMB 'EM UP! THUMB 'EM UP!"
    "What ARE those things Shawn?"
    "Trolls! A whole swarm!"
    "Take 'em out -- short, controlled thumbs!"

  46. Jimmy on September 14th, 2012 7:50 pm

    What if…it's a FEMALE Dodrio?!?
    <img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/263/430/3a0.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">

    Three different periods?
    WHAT IF THEY ALL SYNCHRONIZE?!?

  47. NoCluePythons19 on September 14th, 2012 8:13 pm

    …I can't be the only one who immediately hopped over to Serebii.net and scanned all the Dodrio entries to find the rest of that Pokedex entry ("It has three sets of hearts and lungs as well, so it is capable of running long distances without rest."), right? Just me? D'oh…

  48. HughbertEsq on September 14th, 2012 8:19 pm

    All right, I'll click it…
    3…2…1…

    Oh….My…..

  49. wolfpax181 on September 14th, 2012 8:24 pm
  50. wolfpax181 on September 14th, 2012 8:27 pm

    Just for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ALsvU50wQ

    Sadly the embed video button didn't want to play along.

  51. Skrist on September 14th, 2012 8:41 pm

    It would look something like this.
    <img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m8rm5hLfHj1rdhhfho1_500.gif&quot; width="300" height="250">

  52. Jimmy on September 14th, 2012 10:27 pm

    *Shakes you violently* Damn it man, do you WANT her to get wind of this?!?

  53. Kn0w1d3a on September 14th, 2012 10:36 pm

    Why is it that the majority of disturbing Halolz posts are of pokemon?

  54. The Pyro on September 14th, 2012 11:08 pm

    who knows, and who cares. thats just how it is round here

  55. Comire on September 15th, 2012 5:06 am

    In Pokemon terms, then the status passes on to the opposing Pokemon as well…

    <img src="http://i46.tinypic.com/6dtqiu.png&quot; width="250" height="250" />

  56. Comire on September 15th, 2012 5:08 am

    That's the point, SDP! What a bird brain.

  57. LeatherSvein on September 15th, 2012 6:38 am

    Do pokemon even have periods? they all seem to be able to breed whenever the heck they want to.

  58. LeatherSvein on September 15th, 2012 7:22 am

    I thought we already established that?

  59. Zoe on September 15th, 2012 10:34 am

    Yeah, you want that spy posting furry porn?!

  60. vash_ts on September 15th, 2012 11:08 am

    and three toes on each leg…

  61. Leo E. on September 15th, 2012 11:37 am

    1: Put pOnOs (A), pOnOs (B), and pOnOs (C) to vagOOO (D)
    2: J-J-JAM IT IN!

  62. Sky Lynx on September 15th, 2012 12:13 pm

    Three heads? That means three hats! Somebody call Valve. We have a way of tripling Team Fortress 2's revenue.

  63. Sky Lynx on September 15th, 2012 12:30 pm

    I just got a sense of deja vu. …Did I make this same comment to this same picture before?

  64. Ashcrexl on September 15th, 2012 1:37 pm

    Creepy Sex Looks <X>

  65. Geary on September 15th, 2012 1:44 pm

    Wouldn't that be, "Thumb 'em down"?

  66. NotTheSpy on September 15th, 2012 3:00 pm

    I don't normally do requests, but for a fine lady like you…

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/86gcg.png&quot; />

  67. tstriker1 on September 15th, 2012 11:58 pm

    Shhh, there there, it's okay. One day we will have forums, one day… *pat pat*

  68. Vosur on September 16th, 2012 9:50 am

    That NotTheSpy's a Spy! Wait.. how would that work…

  69. Sid_Diddly on September 16th, 2012 4:24 pm

    At least it's better than the one I thought of,
    If you know what I meme.

  70. Zoe on September 17th, 2012 6:43 pm

    HP…hard penis. HA HA!

  71. kitsunechao on September 18th, 2012 5:03 am

    that means i was dead and revived and now i'm gonna die again ;_;

  72. NotTheSpy on September 18th, 2012 7:55 pm

    Exp. Halfway to "level up".

  73. Frentzen127 on September 18th, 2012 11:04 pm

    I did say generally. As in 97% generally.

  74. Frentzen127 on September 18th, 2012 11:05 pm

    You're on an all out crusade against ponies, but you wont look into an article detailing why ducks are the catholic priest's long lost brethren?
    I am disappoint.

  75. tkscz on November 27th, 2012 8:20 am

    Yeah, it had three sets of hearts and three sets of lungs.

  76. Drageene on January 15th, 2013 5:50 pm

    Does one of them have a heart next to it?

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