Please God pokedex, be talking about their tail feathers.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on September 14, 2012 · 12:34 PM
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Yo dawg I heard that you like Posts
Of course, it has 3 brains
So what we have here is a Halolz post within a Halolz post?
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Of course, it has 3 hearts and 3 lungs.
<img src="http://zipmeme.com/uploads/generated/g1339555353309728966.jpg" width="300" height="225" />
… Oh, I see
He has 3 tails
For some reason everyone seems to forget that they do indeed have 3 necks.
It also has three dicks
They have 6 eyes tough…
Found the artist.
3 brains, 3 tail feathers, 3 toes on each foot
It also has three heads.
Yes, that was the joke.
what_is_love_dodrio.gif
Oh look! More dick jokes! Huzzah!
Oh Shawn, you are such a cad
IT'S FUNNY BECAUSE PENIS.
IMPLIED dick joke
More like IF YOU KNOW WHAT I BEAN, amirite??
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I'll be crying in the corner.
<img src="http://cdn.myanimelist.net/images/clubs/3/34154m.jpg" />
QUICK! Someone shop 2 more heads onto that!
I'll hereby proceed to kill the joke by announcing that birds do not have penises, and so the only way to determine its gender is by seeing which one goes on top at the time of procreation. (Generally of course)
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Thank you, thank you, I'll be here all week.
We shouldn't be so hard on Shawn though
I never would have seen that.
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Leo saved the day!
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Go to the shame box.
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So… a bird with 3 penises…. someone call the press! This shit is groundbreaking!
OBJECTION!
Prepare for your eyes to be burned at the knowledge of this article:
Click if you dare.
Does that make Dodrio kind of like a time lord…but a bird…?
The implications of this post are simply fowl.
Yeah, you can call them "tails".
I fucking love that gif.
Has bombardment of posts
Suspected Penis joke.
Ah the wonders of pokemon breeding……… FUCK YEA
Also I checked…. and sadly…. nothing on e621 portraying this correctly….
*cough* Xenay on the furrynay.
Not gonna click so yeah I'm going with omnomynous.
Now we just need to know whether the triple-dicks are prehensile.
Or maybe some thing are better left to the mysteries of the pokemon world.
WTF would this be called? A beastiality foursome!? Someone get Zoe over here!
Ahaaaaaaa wow that is some nasty feedback…
Oh I get it! So what you're saying is that every Dodrio has a spare set of three forums for us to use! Right? And what you're pointing out totally isn't related to that watermark in panel 1…
eheheh..
r-..right..?
…
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But they have three SETS of eyes!
Oh he needs to be ROUGHed around every now and then.
"GAAAAAAAAAAH! LOOK OUT!"
"THUMB 'EM UP! THUMB 'EM UP!"
"What ARE those things Shawn?"
"Trolls! A whole swarm!"
"Take 'em out -- short, controlled thumbs!"
What if…it's a FEMALE Dodrio?!?
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Three different periods?
WHAT IF THEY ALL SYNCHRONIZE?!?
…I can't be the only one who immediately hopped over to Serebii.net and scanned all the Dodrio entries to find the rest of that Pokedex entry ("It has three sets of hearts and lungs as well, so it is capable of running long distances without rest."), right? Just me? D'oh…
All right, I'll click it…
3…2…1…
Oh….My…..
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Just for you: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2ALsvU50wQ
Sadly the embed video button didn't want to play along.
It would look something like this.
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*Shakes you violently* Damn it man, do you WANT her to get wind of this?!?
Why is it that the majority of disturbing Halolz posts are of pokemon?
who knows, and who cares. thats just how it is round here
In Pokemon terms, then the status passes on to the opposing Pokemon as well…
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That's the point, SDP! What a bird brain.
Do pokemon even have periods? they all seem to be able to breed whenever the heck they want to.
I thought we already established that?
Yeah, you want that spy posting furry porn?!
and three toes on each leg…
1: Put pOnOs (A), pOnOs (B), and pOnOs (C) to vagOOO (D)
2: J-J-JAM IT IN!
Three heads? That means three hats! Somebody call Valve. We have a way of tripling Team Fortress 2's revenue.
I just got a sense of deja vu. …Did I make this same comment to this same picture before?
Creepy Sex Looks <X>
Wouldn't that be, "Thumb 'em down"?
I don't normally do requests, but for a fine lady like you…
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Shhh, there there, it's okay. One day we will have forums, one day… *pat pat*
That NotTheSpy's a Spy! Wait.. how would that work…
At least it's better than the one I thought of,
If you know what I meme.
HP…hard penis. HA HA!
that means i was dead and revived and now i'm gonna die again ;_;
Exp. Halfway to "level up".
I did say generally. As in 97% generally.
You're on an all out crusade against ponies, but you wont look into an article detailing why ducks are the catholic priest's long lost brethren?
I am disappoint.
Yeah, it had three sets of hearts and three sets of lungs.
Does one of them have a heart next to it?