Give him time… he’s still young!
By likwitsnake
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Categories: Cock Joke, Dinosaurs, Earthbound, Gameboy, Nintendo, Retro, Storytime/Wordplay · Leave a comment (127 Comments) |
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Just do it like I do. Stick it in the back and watch them cry.
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Problem?
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(my comment wont post. halp)
SirNumel still doesn't know how to make good comments yet. Give him time, folks!
Wait 4 days for new post on Halolz…
…penis joke.
Just do it like spies do. Stick it in the back and watch them scream.
Earthbound: Not so secretly inspired by a movie's rape scene
Holy crap, can it be? An actual submission that's Earthbound? …What sick and twisted world have I wandered into for such a great thing to occur?
I don't know about you guys, but these recent submissions have been… junk.
In fact, I don't know if I like where things are… heading.
Let's just hope Shawn stops… messing, around?
Wait.
<img src="http://www.vgcats.com/super/images/090807.gif"length="400" width="400">
"Penis still doesn't know how to ram into things yet." Would you like to delete a move so that Penis can learn "ram into things"?
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/harden-stringshot.gif" length="400" width="400">
He took a nameable character and called it "penis"! HA HA, ORIGINAL HUMOR!
Mother 3…
:(
My brother asked me to post this since his comments keep disappearing.
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"inb4"
It's best not to ram a penis in a Dino if you don't know how. You might leave it SAUR.
Why must it be that every time you post a Mother 3 submission, it has to be a dick joke…
how many times have we made this joke before?
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His names not Penis… IT'S LUCAS, PENIS. No wait… that doesn't have quite the same effect… dang.
"Fuck, I sent out Georg Lopez!"
HAHAH! I CAN FINALLY DO IT!
New VG Cats and new Super Effective!
You call that a penis joke?!
*Pulls down Jimmy's pants.*
Now that's a penis joke!
That is one "Sexual Tyrannosaurus". Must be Salvador's mentor or something.
Ehhhhhhhhhhhh, needs a hack that names every item Viagra
Used Viagra on Penis
…
Something tells me that items don't work that way In Earthbound
I'll leave
Alright, I'm back ish sorta. I think I can comment on regular intervals again.
What'd I mi-
*sees submission*
Oh Halolz, never change…
(And yes I've read the comments for all the submissions posted while I was gone and such.)
It wouldn't be safe…………..
Think about it.