Fry plays Ocarina of Time (Not Sure If)

Has anyone ever proved if rolling is actually faster? Quick, someone use science!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 17, 2012 · 5:19 PM 
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52 Responses to “Fry plays Ocarina of Time”

  1. Ryu Bonkosi on July 17th, 2012 5:23 pm
  2. Vabolo on July 17th, 2012 5:24 pm
  3. RenegadeSparks on July 17th, 2012 5:28 pm

    Link: the only hylian(s) who can claim to have rolled around more than a goron and not be lying or making an innuendo (now if only the guy(s) would talk)

  4. gAmer_Matt on July 17th, 2012 5:35 pm

    I believe someone actually DID prove which was better… here is is! Although it's only for the 3D version, there's probably one for the N64 version out there.[youtube neEr2mc-wK8&feature=player_embedded rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  5. El_bruno on July 17th, 2012 5:45 pm

    Rolling? Pfft! Real men jump sideways!

    [youtube 5THTOYdbtDY rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  6. VyseRogueKing on July 17th, 2012 6:25 pm

    Meh I've always known it's faster. It becomes much harder to get to the Castle Town before nightfall when you first leave Kokiri Forest when walking. Now side jumping is where it's at!

    What's that? You're looking for a punchline? Um… a rolling Link gathers no stalchilds? … Yeah I got nothing.

  7. Hatley96 on July 17th, 2012 6:55 pm

    Either way, rolling is more fun.

  8. Captain Rehab on July 17th, 2012 7:00 pm

    If it isn't a faster means of transport, at the very least it's more entertaining than just walking.

  9. Marzen on July 17th, 2012 7:10 pm

    DO A ZELDA ROLL

  10. wolfpax181 on July 17th, 2012 7:26 pm
  11. HughbertEsq on July 17th, 2012 8:17 pm

    "Well Shigeru, it looks like rolling is faster than walking nearly all our Zelda games, are you going to exploit this in Skyward Sword?"
    "Yes…. Yes I will"
    And that's how the Stamina gauge came to be.
    The first link had a habit of low blood sugar, or just a lack of oxygen from, you know, living in THE FUCKING STRATOSPHERE.

  12. The_Dunham on July 17th, 2012 8:56 pm

    Huh, shit, I thought he was talking about DayZ

  13. CFW spplmj on July 17th, 2012 10:07 pm

    rel="nofollow"><img src="http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1356/gottarollfast.gif&quot; alt="" width="363" height="204" />

    Everyone knows rolling is faster

  14. CFW spplmj on July 17th, 2012 10:07 pm

    rel="nofollow"><img src="http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1356/gottarollfast.gif&quot; alt="" width="363" height="204" />

    Everyone knows rolling is faster

  15. CFW spplmj on July 17th, 2012 10:07 pm

    rel="nofollow"><img src="http://img696.imageshack.us/img696/1356/gottarollfast.gif&quot; alt="" width="363" height="204" />

    Everyone knows rolling is faster

  16. Sir_Nox on July 18th, 2012 12:04 am

    Obviously it's faster, that's why you're told to roll before hitting a ledge, because the roll adds more speed and makes Link jump from the ledge a bit further.

  17. PortalMan on July 18th, 2012 12:22 am

    Don't get me started about the Nosier part.

    <img src="http://i85.photobucket.com/albums/k79/warner_gin/navi3.png&quot; border="0">

  18. Skrist on July 18th, 2012 12:35 am

    Someone didn't play Majora's Mask. Goron's rolling is completely faster.

  19. TheTaurenRogue on July 18th, 2012 1:06 am

    Awwwww Yeah, Move dat ass Link. -Jizzes his pants-

    <img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lnrs75zICN1qe0uao.gif&quot; />

  20. Punch SideIron on July 18th, 2012 3:27 am
  21. TheTaurenRogue on July 18th, 2012 10:08 am

    Regardless of whatever Link does. He's getting there faster than this guy.

    <img src="http://cache.g4tv.com/ImageDb3/305854_S/qwop-cosplay-wins-comic-con-2012.gif&quot; />

  22. Shmay Fish on July 18th, 2012 9:54 pm

    The only problem with rolling everywhere is that you have the danger of suddenly ramming into a tree.

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