And that’s how all animals vanished from the Earth, only to be replaced with Pokemon.
By Andy Kluthe [via Dorkly]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on July 4, 2012 · 4:59 AM
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FIRST!
Stalin used quick attack.
It's super effective!
why didn't he just keep them in the pokeballs? also why bother getting aquatic pokemon?
Eighth panel: the Gary Oak Pokemon Survival Party Yacht cruises by.
"Smell ya later, Gramps!"
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He should have picked up a ditto, it would have nearly halved the amount of pokemon he needed to catch.
That Noah man..
<img src="http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2010/333/c/6/bitch_be_trippin_balls_by_blargnarf842-d33w388.jpg">
Things were going fine until the Ditto started having sex with EVERYTHING.
One has to wonder how Noah got two of every legendary…
…Oh my god… Noah was not allone: He had help from someone with a second reality!
Is that a new cross species of Dialga and Suicune?
Noah, The first Pokemon Trainer.
I think Noah's hacking. How else would he able to catch all those legendaries with just POKEBALLS?
THAT
IS
GENIUS
It explains everything!
I always imagined it was like this:
<img src="http://www.spritestitch.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/03/Noahs-Ark-Pokemon-e1330803503785.jpg" width="400" height="540">
Also, shouldn't you just need two of every evolutionary line?
Funny…I really thought it should be Arceus who should be talking to Noah…
I guess that idea would WATER down the original punchline SEAeing that a STORM of brawling pokemon was already at the last panel. People will be bARKing mad if they see a POURly made comic here in Halolz. WATERS WILL RAGE and NO AHne will survive in this site. Including Alpar and Shawn.
(Sorry just pulling out RAINdom names)
Alas, there was no more room on the Ark for forums. Coulda made room if we left off ratatta or pidgey, but noooo. Had to have em all.
<img src="http://tf2wiki.net/w/images/thumb/7/75/Snipertaunt3.PNG/300px-Snipertaunt3.PNG">
Possibly the most relevant thing ever right now.
All animals were vanished? I still can see some fishes on Episode 19 – Tentacool & Tentacruel
649 pairs? That doesn't make a whole lot of sense… I mean Mewtwo, Kyogre, Groudon, Mew, the 3 Legendary Birds, Dogs, and Regi, and a whole list of others with which I don't even want to start naming…. around 50-100 Pokemon are one-of-a-kind, and quite clearly are still in tact in the last panel…. So how did he acquire 649 pairs??????!!!!!!
This needs relevant Queen:[youtube 4xmsXqgHHEI rel="nofollow"> youtube]
Also I can see Noah babbling in the corner of the ark: "justonehundredmorejustonehundredmorejustonehundredmore…"
Hoooooooooold up, how did Noah get all them Pokeballs?
There isn't a Pokemart to be found anywhere in the Mediterranean-Pan Middle Eastern Region?
Or maybe God was such a cool guy that he gave them free
Looks like Noah should have collected 8 badges.
Also, I wish I could get that 7th panel in wallpaper form.
Pokemon history.
They never made sense to me.
Wait if Noah was talking to God, and Arceus is god, then who was Noah talking to?
Umm, Noah? I thought I told you to collect 2 of every pokemon… so what's with all these damn zubat?
Thank god, there was another meet the heavy youtube video that came on, and I was hoping that shawn didnt notice it.
What I expected: Meet the Heavy.
What I forgot: Valve cant count to 3.
2 of every Pokemon? What about genderless Pokemon? What about Spinda? What about Pokemon with different forms? What about Shinies?
Anyways, I guess there was nobody like Bill around to make the PC to store the Poke Balls.
If Noah's gathering the Pokemon, that would make Gen 1 about 2000 years old. Ash started his adventure capturing Gen 1's. I think Ash really is immortal.
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Professor Oak is God
Gary Mother****ing Oak is Jesus
Ash Ketchum is Noah
What? Doesn't make sense?
Professor Oak/God told him to catch them all.
Ash/Noah went on to catch them all.
Gary/Jesus is Professor's/God's badass descendant who is worshiped and makes us forget Ash/Noah existed.
You know if you actually thought about it. Did you really need to put the ones that lived in the ocean on the ark? Come to think about it… Did he really need to add the ghost pokemon either?
Still love the fact MewTwo was used. He doesn't need dual types or those magic items to make him look/be of any use. He is best even with all these new pokemon.
I will now list EVERY pokemon on this comic strip in order of appearance from left to right.
Mewtwo
Groudon
Mudkip
Jigglypuff
Gyrados
Steelix
Dialgcune
Skitty
Wailord
Zapdos
Rayquaza
Dragonite
Moltres
Lugia
Articuno
Kyogre
There you go. See if I missed one.
(inb4 see if i care comment)
I thought Mewtwo was created long after Noah made the ark. Oh well.
Not according to the NOAA.