330.04% BENDER

You add up all those stats he’s mentioned over the years, and he ends up being one hell of a robot! Also another one of my characteristic non-video game posts!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on June 21, 2012 · 2:51 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (188 votes, average: 4.60 out of 5)
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55 Responses to “330.04% BENDER”

  1. Skrist on June 21st, 2012 2:55 pm

    Not a video game related submission?
    Bite its shiny metal ass.

  2. CapnJakeBob on June 21st, 2012 3:09 pm

    40% of this picture is bullshit. Guess which percentage!

  3. SpaghettiWeegee on June 21st, 2012 3:10 pm

    My Bender is different from ordinary Bender. It's like, in the top percentage of Bender! Seriously, like, 330.4%. That's really high.

  4. Dimomarg on June 21st, 2012 3:13 pm

    It's a good thing halolz has a brilliant community making ludicrous puns otherwise we just wouldn't be 170% Complete.

  5. PvtDisposable on June 21st, 2012 3:56 pm

    Bender is 40% scrap metal? But that means… *gets calculator* He's 1% hat!

  6. BTSnoogans on June 21st, 2012 4:17 pm

    I am 330.04% confused by this picture.

  7. Marzen on June 21st, 2012 4:20 pm

    No, this is totally a video game post. You could totally build this version of Bender in Dwarf Fortress!

  8. Zyquux on June 21st, 2012 4:39 pm

    My Bender is in the top percent of all other robots!

  9. VenomPB on June 21st, 2012 4:47 pm

    Yeah, baby, I know it!

    [youtube rDhuB73CKmI rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  10. MasterLuigi452 on June 21st, 2012 4:57 pm

    Not video game related?
    Shawn, please. This is FUTURAMA FOR GOD'S SAKE.
    OF COURSE IT'S A GOOD SUBMISSION!!

  11. CFW spplmj on June 21st, 2012 5:00 pm

    I'm spplmj and this is my favorite submission on Halolz

    [youtube y6c5ojxYEq4 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  12. VyseRogueKing on June 21st, 2012 5:35 pm

    I don't understand the joke in this one the math checks out perfectly! I mean it's Bender! Would he ever lie to us?

  13. dope92 on June 21st, 2012 6:27 pm

    shawn.

    the forums are broken still, and this is not videogame related.

    but i see you updated this comment system so we can now embed youtubes.

    <img src="http://neverpool.com/stuff/moar/Reaction%20faces/n73096_im%20okay%20with%20this.png"&gt;

    remember guys, dont abuse it or he may take it away just like the forums.

    SOMEONE ACTIVATE THE ANTI-TROLL SHIELD!!!

  14. WaddleDerp on June 21st, 2012 7:26 pm

    Seriously [youtube XPjUO2YSjn0 rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  15. Kn0w1d3a on June 21st, 2012 7:39 pm

    EXCUSE ME? How is this not video game related?
    <img src=http://www.platypuscomix.net/videos/Futuramaps2.jpg>

  16. Comire on June 21st, 2012 7:55 pm

    They forgot 40% MOM override circuitry, 40% "kill all humans", and 40% Amazonian Lothario.

  17. TheTaurenRogue on June 21st, 2012 8:10 pm
  18. HughbertEsq on June 21st, 2012 8:51 pm

    Now Hoooooold on a second
    This here deconstruction is inaccurate, there needs to be AT LEAST 48.65recurring % alcohol for a Bender-Bot to function nominally

  19. HughbertEsq on June 21st, 2012 8:53 pm

    330.04 ehhhh?
    That seems an odd number all right, why would Shawn post such an irregular post with an irregular number?
    Maybe….. IT'S ALL PART OF THE UPDATE! THE UPDATE! LINT! GOLDFISH! BOARD! CHEESEWHEELS!
    WHAT ARE YOU TELLING US SHAAAAAWN

  20. Vabolo on June 22nd, 2012 12:53 am

    You forgot 100% love machine.

    THINK OF THE SENORITAS!

  21. GanjalfTheGreen on June 22nd, 2012 5:14 am

    …Still enough to put him on the head, I suppose?

  22. Alice_M on June 22nd, 2012 7:31 am

    [youtube 1mRIpM5jZHw rel="nofollow"> youtube]

  23. Litmus Remnantal on June 22nd, 2012 7:53 am

    So many videos, it's like a Halolz theatre. Nothing witty to say. D:

  24. EliminatorZigma on June 22nd, 2012 6:00 pm

    Bender Bender Bender Bender Bender Bender Bender

    He's over 100% Bender.

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