Kappa demon turtles race dishonorably! Vengeance can only be attained using the mystical flower of flames, or perhaps the peeled skin of the delicious banana fruit!
By Jed Henry
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 25, 2012 · 9:21 AM
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Categories: Artistic, Foreign Object, Mario Kart, Moving Violations, Nintendo, Power-Ups, Super Mario Bros · Leave a comment (107 Comments) |
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FOR GREAT J- I MEAN HONOUR
Then Mario used the mythical blue Gunpowder Seal to finally stop the demon in his rampant race for superiority.
The demon king, already defeated, then suffers an additional humiliation from the fair princess, who uses the power of the cosmos to strike him off off the the course, ensuring that he will not take second place.
Koopa and plumber
Race circuit for great honour
Blue shell destroys all
And if you lose….
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Further dishonor comes to the Kappa Demon as Great Brown Ape rains lighting down from the sky to make him tiny unworthy foe.
You slip on banana peel?
You bring great dishonour!
You disgrace family!
Koppa is in lead,
Plumber throws back of turtle,
rainbow road, no fun.
Koopa in second
Now deploys a cheap tactic
Moving like a snake
Plumber knows this cheat
Plumber races with honor
"Fuck!!!" plumber rage quits
I think I'll troll here
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER!
Except not really
Let us continue
Yet I seem to lack more words
Hippopotamus
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This is just epic
Five-syllable words
Are an easy way to write
Snuffleupagus
single drop of rain,
falling on the cat's cocoon,
oh Bartholomew
Lonely plumber, still,
Gazes upwards from the ditch
The others drive by.
Mario suddenly makes a lot more sense.
Or maybe I'm just more fluent in Japanese than Italian.
these are just silly
how could Halolz still be taken
seriously now
Looks like somethin' outta Avatar: The Last Airbender lore.
And then Mario said to Bowser: "Let the Toad go or I'll do to you what you do to it, 10 FOLD. LET IT GO, NOW!"
Haikus are easy
But they don't always make sense
Refrigerator
This needs to happen.
You seem to imply
we were ever serious
Have some more haikus
Get the Wii game now!
Fall down cliff and then,
see turtle on cloud fishing,
you out, very slowly.
It would suck if people were to just start rolling over here with puns, you would have to have a cruel kart to do so.
I still hold the belief that if Bowser painted his shell blue he would always go straight to number 1
Japanese art style with Chinese invention.
<img src=http://animatedtv.about.com/library/graphics/kohReturningJapanese.jpg>
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
<img src="http://i.minus.com/ibghwVVqsU8iAu.jpg" alt="Lady White"/>
I can't believe some little shits broke into Lowee Museum and stole one of the paintings…
…
They'll pay for this
Follow the link to Jed Henrys' tumblr and go to page two to view three relevant images; Also, he'll make more.
I'd always lose at this game because I can never seem to honor my Asian famiree.
Oh well, back to being Korean.
To Jostimaster
You are a douchebag
8 Syllables in line two.
That's one too many.
Mario is in last place? A SHAMEFUR DISPRAY!
May I be the first to say,
YOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Dirty knees.
Dear theundeadcat
He was just joking chill out
The forums fixed yet?
They probably will,
'Soon as Gaben releases
The third episode
Wait, "being Korean" and "lose at this game" used by the same person?
WHAT IS THIS I DON'T EVEN
As much as I'd like to shell out a few puns here and there, I peel that it would give the image less POWer.
The Demon King at least beat Luigi, but no-one cares what happens to him.
My face when I saw this.
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Or when Mima returns……
You hit bomb?
You get your legs blown off, and bits of shrapnel in your face.
Your dead, game over.
SECRET TUNNEL, SECRET TUNNEL!
VIA SHROOM BOOST!
SECRET SECRET SECRET SECRET TUNNEL!
IT'S-A ME, MARIO!
YOU GOTTA DEAL WITH IT!
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Wait a minute
A haiku in your haiku
Haiku Inception
Sorry to burst your bubble, but the blue shell never actually passes the #1, right? So that would mean that Bowser would always end up on 2nd place, so yeah…
…I'll just show myself out…
<img src="http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/7291/bothr.jpg">
…………..I've got nothing…
However,
<img src="http://img6.imagebanana.com/img/73a1w6ur/RelevanttointerestsSniper.png">
"Those words. Is it possible to use them in a sentence together like that?"
…that was a combo breaker wasn't it.
<img src="http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120202203161/kingofthehill/images/5/5b/Khan-souphanousinphone.JPG" >
Laotian
so it is amazing or epic D: ?
Koreans are the whitest Asians. Fact.
Even though we're Asians some of us are plain un-Asian. I'm the most prime example you may ever find, just saying.
RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I posted one almost exactly like this, and then I realized you posted it as well.
Then delete it?
FEATHER you notice it or not, puns are addictive. Once you STARt it's hard to stop.
Also, there isn't MUSHROOM on that bridge.
Right behind you mate.
Did someone say feudal?
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why isn't link wearing any pants? and i that why gannon looks so shocked?
why combo breaker,
now you have a minus one
I hope you're happy
Mima will be back
when ZUN learns how to draw well.
…Hey, it's POSSIBLE.
Because Link likes his dingle to dangle. Dingle4dangle, yo.
Giving minus one
for such a reason is dumb.
Now reap what you sow.
*-1*
This is just a duplicate.
But Ram drew all over the original.
You now have a partner.
Yea, OK
Hopefully.
Yep *Gives you a bottle of sake*
That Link Ukiyo-e is epic.
You know Minus Ones are a Two way street right.?
You hit blue bomb-omb,
you get your legs blown off and
your game will end now
Didn't have much to work with, but there's a fixed version for you.
Hey, look at the positive. Now you can make a comment all your own!
Scroll down and look at MasterLuigi's reply to Wetmang.
Ignorant Alice
You have been banned from Haikus
so go away now.
The ocean? What ocean?
Great Kappa Demon feels great shame when Mighty Enkankou uses his own familys remains as weaponry to defeat him.
<img src="http://static.zerochan.net/full/22/09/900472.jpg"> Meanwhile, in hell.
Yo, the undeadcat
You feeling alright today?
Do you want a hug? :<
haiku fail hurts
*dies before haiku is done*
Yeah, I committed seppeku.
I think he does need a hug.
Demon: SATAN! SIR! ZEROCHAN HAS STOPPED WORKING ONCE AGAIN!
Satan: Excellent work, my minion!
Yea…. I got nothin
Still in most CPU races all seconds should earn you first. Usually.
Welcome back in.
I assume it had less to do with Satan and more to do with either a hell raven or a purple-haired little girl with three eyes.
*checks the picture ID*
…Well, I was half right.
Everybody is
giving Alice minus one.
MASTER SPARK, BITCHES!
Meh, it won't kill me anyways.
Why do i post this?
No one's gonna scroll this far.
Am i right, guys?
You are indeed strong
in the ways of TVTropes.
Now I'll waste the day.
My profile: broken.
My haiku: same form, same verse.
Why did you line break?
But you are ALPAR! Everybody wants to be Alpar!
Everybody CAN be Alpar!
WE ARE ALL ALPAR!
Or more to do with the regulator of the flames in the Former Hell of Blazing Fires who also have control over nuclear fusion that is about to get down with hot XXX with her neko necromancer girlfriend. Nice guess tho.
Is this possible
comment box is rather Tiny
Haiku barley fit.
Ancient China didn't have much of a spandex import established yet.
Pretty sure he would explode every time he caught up.
The very first step is
To cut a hole in the box
Then insert serpent
It's been a long time (been a long time, been a long lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely, lonely time *drum solo*) since I've seen that reaction image around these parts!
Only once a year. Give it a rest, Newt.
Word wrap is a pain.
Lines are now being split up.
Haiku time is done.
NO! We can't end this!
We have space for our haikus!
WE MUST SOLDIER ON!
<img src="http://okayface.com/okay-face.jpg">I'll stop…
Thank you'se!
oh hai
it seems there is barely any space left
A wise man once said:
if the hole is too tiny,
try to stretch it out!
Is that right my good man?
It certainly is! Even now I am trying
to make more haikus