I’m skeptical about this. What percentile is the Rattata in?
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 16, 2012 · 1:09 AM
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Talking Meowth? Yeah, whateve- HOLY ARCEUS IS THAT A COMPLETELY NORMAL PIKACHU I MUST HAVE IT
The fine fine print.
*Team Rocket is not liable for any health problems because you're carrying around diseased rats, poisonous snakes, and sentient tumors, ya dope.*
They just failed to mention who you'd have to fight…
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I always wanted a Rattata!
-Co-ed options available.
-Shared name with renowned American Old-West bandit a plus.
-Must be willing to fight 10 year olds and stand in one place for long periods of time.
-All accepted candidates are required to memorize* the Team Rocket motto and speech.
-Willingness to cross-dress optional.
(*) -- It's preferred, but to be honest I don't think anyone knows how the bloody thing really goes.
Warning, wearing said uniform may cause a small electrical mouse to appear and propel you with such electrical force that you'll be floating in the Stratosphere in 10 seconds flat
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That horrible Koffing…
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Seriously, it's like it's staring into my soul.
Be a part of Team Rocket
Lost a Pokemon Battle with a kid under 12 y/o and paid hundreds
JOIN TEAM ROCKET AND STALK A 12 YEAR OLD BOY ALL OVER THE WORLD FOR 15 YEARS
That Koffing is high as fuck, man.
Two firsts. That's a first.
A TR pkmn version would be interesting, changes include:
-In addition to capturing pkmn in the field you can defeat trainers and take one of theirs!
-Instead of gym battles you fight your supervisor, and take his rank and move up
-when you get to a higher command it becomes more like a SRPG as you command your grunts to conquer corporations and small towns.
-Your rival is the Giovanni's son. you get to name him.
"Team Rocket. We were the first organization to get our asses kicked by a bunch of kids."
I know Team Rocket are supposed to be the masters of blasting off, but rel="nofollow">this convinces me to believe otherwise.
When I first saw this advertisement, I was sceptical. After all how could filling in one measly piece of paper be able to do so much. However after waiting 2-3 weeks when I received my orders I was happily surprised. Not only was my job as easy as calling people to spread word of this wonderful organisation, but the rattata I got was in the top percentile of all rattata.
Team Rocket changed my life, and they can change yours to.
Joey
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I was sceptical at first but I can tell you this is such a great deal. I got my Meowth a week ago and at first I thought it was just a cat with a chocolate coin stuck to its head. I was also annoyed when it proceeded to eat my complimentary Rattata. However now I know that this Pokemon is a killing machine! Every night I come back home to find another defeated Pokemon on my doorstep. Rattatas, Pidgeys, Spearows… I'm just waiting for my first Pikachu!
On an unrelated note I'm starting up a Pokemon Graveyard in my yard. Rates are reasonable.
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This is all I can think of anytime I see this advertisement. But I guess Lonely and Out of Place categories have it make a little sense…
Team Rocket's okay, but Team Crocket's where it's at!
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Free Ratata?
I'll take six!
Promotion opportunities are available to individuals who are incapable of holding on to Lift Keys.
FREE? FREE?!
I am worth at least as much as a bike!
HOLY SHIT PHOTO REALISTIC KOFFING!
MOTHER OF ARCEUS…
What if Joey wanted to join the team rocket, and then left it when he received the rattata?
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