You have to admit, I think we’d all like to see Gaben star in his own game.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 8, 2012 · 8:24 PM
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Did you know the site has over 4,000 video game themed lolz?
Much sexier than that other guy.
Black Mesa blew their entire budget just building the extra large hazmat suit.
Glad to see that the suits are one-size-fits-all.
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And as the comments roll, HL3 is postponed another 3 months….4 months…5….
As much as I hate to say it, those delay jokes are getting old.
But that might just be me…
Anyone else feel this way?
Gaben is fat.
SIX! SIX BEAUTIFUL MONTHS! AH AH AH.
This would make developer commentary way more badass.
I didn't know the heavy was in HL3
HEYOOOO!
We now report live with Gordon Freeman over this incident.
Gordon, How do you feel about be replaced as the hero of your own game by none other than your own creator?
Gordon Freeman: "…………….."
I demand pictures! Pictures of Spiderman! I mean… this game. And Gabe Newell
Me neither. He seems to have started binging on the sandviches, too.
Thank you, I'll be here all week.
No thanks.
I'd buy it.
Sorry I seem to be short on wit lately…
It all makes sense…
Episode 3 will be released when the world ends.
Gabe keeps delaying it so he can delay the end of the world.
He can't cancel it because its what people want.
By this logic, we want the end of the world, and Gabe Newel is the man saving us from ourselves.
Oh Lord Gaben, we make this sacrificial cake in your honor, in hope that you will forgive mankind making fun of your weight, and that you'll stop delaying Episode 2. In Lord Gabens honor!
You see that tower in the background?
It's not in the background.
So does this mean we now have the option of eating the headcrabs?
Oh, sweet vengeance.
So does this mean we now have the option of eating the headcrabs?
Oh, sweet vengeance. Sweet like the doughnut residue on the fingers of the HEV Suit.
Half-Life 3: Attack of the 50-Foot Gaben.
Episode 3 is only being delayed for as long as it has because secretly this is all going on in VALVe''s basement, without any public knowledge.
With everything they do, I can see it happening.
WORTH THE WEIGHT!
With all the GNFJs being made Episode 3 can be expected in Fall of 30FuckingNever A.D.
We've been over this people. Valve can't count to three.
So will this be before or after Valve properly learns that three is in between two and four?
This is why Dr. Freeman shouldn't hang out with Barney in between releases. Beer is full of empty calories.
Shouldn't crowbar look more like this, then?
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This picture is fake, he is not wearing a hat.
I was gonna post a funny thing about half life when this happen.
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Gabe delayed the loading of my image.
Seems legit.
Hey, it's Gordo Freeman!
Because "Gordo" is fat in spanish and portuguese and… nevermind, I'll go back to the dark corner now…
Three times the wait!
Three times the weight!
I notice he's holding a knife, a cake knife perhaps?
So wait, is episode three coming soon or not? Damnnit people, stop toying with my emotions! Posting things like this only give me false hope. Damn you, Gabe. I'm going to dangle you from a ten foot long rope over a pit of hungry ant-lions and lower it one foot for every month we continue to go without episode three. Your could call it… a deadline.
OH MY GAWD….. DUAL WIELDING!!!!
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Gabe's like kirby, he steals the powers of the people he eats.
Will there be cake in this game?
Wait…doesn't Gabe Newell have a beard now?
Something's missing….