Sometimes it’s best to just put a person out of their misery.
By Dorkly
Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 2, 2012 · 1:30 PM |
Categories: Arcade, Depressing, Irony, Mortal Kombat, Ninjas, Off Duty, Serious Business, Video Clips, Williams/Midway · Leave a comment () 40 Comments |
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I think Scorpion's real reason for letting him live was because he couldn't remember the damn buttons sequence.
Ironically, not killing Sub-Zero was probably the coldest thing he could do.
Looks like Sub-Zero's kombat addiction has…
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..Spun out of control
Image Related (edit: thanks)
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♪ "Like a record baby; right round -- round -- round" ♫
You'd think they'd, like, put him in a home or something.
Home for the Dizzy, now there's an idea….
That's an intresting spin on Fatalities. I loved the twist ending. What an fortunate turn of events for Scorpion.
As per the rules of the internet, it was both tragic and hilarious.
So, many people have been using gigantic images that break the page, so please make sure you use the <_img src=_"image.jpg" width="number" height="number"_> (without the underlines) command to resize it, or link the image instead.
I'd be replying directly to LitmusRemnantal, but that would make him unable to edit.
<img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/8/8f/327Spinda.png" height="162" width="130">
Take a lesson from Spinda, if you don't wanna get dizzy you gotta have your Own Tempo.
Then he beats his kids. He has to make up an excuse why they spin all the time.
"This man fought with honor! I will not kill him!"
"Didn't he murder your whole clan?"
"Honor!"
"And he also butchered your wife and so-"
"HONOR!!"
SUICIDALITY!
i think it would be better if it ended like this.
(one day as scorpion was walking)
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Announcer: scorpion wins. Fatality
scorpion: huh
the Police: scorpion, your under arrest for murder
scorpion: but i didn't do anything
the Police: the announcer says otherwise.
You call that spinnin'? Crash Bandicoot could outspin that without even barely trying.
Why wasn't Frost the wife?