I'm doing it!

I’m pretty sure no one has ever beat Battletoads. Ever.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on May 1, 2012 · 8:28 PM 
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85 Responses to “I’m doing it!”

  1. Captain Flavor on May 1st, 2012 8:49 pm

    I guess that's better than your friend killing you in "co-op".

  2. Dr.Panda on May 1st, 2012 8:50 pm

    Im gonna design a game that is part Battletoads, Megaman, Contra and Ghost and Goblins and give the A.I as much intelligence as the last boss of a fighting gaming.

    Im gonna call it Pure Rage.

  3. madhatter0082 on May 1st, 2012 8:54 pm

    Wonder why they never called that level "Toad Rage"…

  4. Guppy on May 1st, 2012 8:54 pm

    And right now, looking at this, you have the music from that part stuck in your head.

    Why?

    BECAUSE YOU SPENT SO MUCH FUCKING TIME TRYING TO DO IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN!

  5. El_bruno on May 1st, 2012 8:58 pm

    That wrecked burning hover-whatever is probably the safest section in the entire game.

  6. Zortsport on May 1st, 2012 8:59 pm

    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/a/a4/186Politoed.png&quot; width="115" height="169" />

    That's too intense, I'd rather live a life of forced battling.

  7. LitmusRemnantal on May 1st, 2012 9:03 pm

    I told you about Battletoads bro.

  8. ChaosSinfulRose on May 1st, 2012 9:09 pm

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    ok, well… have this feat of impossibility to nature, as well as a strong dose of hilarity. :D

  9. Marzen on May 1st, 2012 9:11 pm

    There is no winning in Battle Toads.

    Only Zuul.

  10. Sir_Nox on May 1st, 2012 9:14 pm

    Mr. Frog and Mr. Toad: Riding bikes like a boss.
    <img src="http://i47.tinypic.com/160by2c.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  11. Jimmy on May 1st, 2012 9:17 pm

    Mmm…frogs legs. Tastes like chicken lol.

    No, seriously, they taste like chicken. Pretty tasty when fried & breaded.

  12. spplmj on May 1st, 2012 9:20 pm

    I had an "I'm doing it!" moment once
    <img src="http://chanarchive.org/content/51_v/52444224/1268541482595.jpg&quot; alt="" width="445" height="244" />
    Then this happened

  13. Darby on May 1st, 2012 9:33 pm

    oh its been beaten, but not easily. I Direct you here sirs
    http://blip.tv/lordkat/until-we-win-battletoads-2

  14. Zink120 on May 1st, 2012 9:34 pm

    We have some quality shows here in Japan. There was this hour long one of a guy trying to beat Battletoads, blind run of course, and it got more and more ridiculous -- like towards the end every time he got a game over a message would come up like "2 hours later…" and then he'd be back at the level he died. I think in the end it took him like 20 hours.
    Then the TV studio took him out drinking haha.

  15. Valvatorez on May 1st, 2012 9:37 pm

    Sorry bro. This level is just for sardine lovers

  16. Marcela on May 1st, 2012 10:06 pm

    hum… ProtonJon beat it…

  17. Deep Thought on May 1st, 2012 10:23 pm

    Ironically, this describes Shawn's sex life.

  18. Icesickle97 on May 1st, 2012 10:46 pm

    'I'm pretty sure no one has ever beat Battletoads. EVER.'
    To that, Shawn, I say: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

    Also, hooray! 100 comments! I actually didn't think I'd use that many, so when I realized I had 99, I had to do something (I thought was) pretty awesome.

  19. Drayth on May 1st, 2012 11:17 pm

    I'm pretty sure he meant "noone has legitimately beaten Battletoads" -- plenty of people can cheat with infinite lives(that 4player race was hilarious and I actually watched it as it came out, but they had infinite lives and spent hundreds if not thousands of them)

    I'm genuinely curious if someone, somewhere, has ever legitimately beaten Battletoads with no help beyond a 2nd player, no infinite lives or glitch abuse, etc.

  20. Ferax on May 1st, 2012 11:28 pm

    oh god i remember that part

    that was the last "mission"i played before quit the game

  21. Fmarulz on May 2nd, 2012 12:47 am

    surely suwako can give him a tip or two about dodging, then he will maybe not freeze to death in the next level

  22. Paulrus-Keaton? on May 2nd, 2012 3:45 am

    Time for drastic measures….
    <img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/7464/875194-nes_game_genie_super.jpg&quot; alt="some_text"/>

  23. CapnJakeBob on May 2nd, 2012 5:17 am

    >sees description for image
    >recalls ProtonJon

  24. LinkorZelda on May 2nd, 2012 8:26 am

    I find it Ironic the first time I beat this level I was listening to "Burn Baby Burn."

  25. HughbertEsq on May 2nd, 2012 9:09 am

    Pity the strafed and the strafers
    For they shall know purely linear progression

  26. Hyze on May 2nd, 2012 10:38 am

    You guys want to see something even more horrifying than that level? rel="nofollow">

  27. MexicanJuice on May 2nd, 2012 5:28 pm

    A year and a half later, I STILL can't believe I passed this stage. I just turned off the emulator then and there and declared myself victorious. Maybe someday I'll go back and beat the whole game.

  28. The worst idea ever on May 3rd, 2012 3:12 pm

    'I’m pretty sure no one has ever beat Battletoads. Ever.'-Shawn Handyside rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">

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