Hmm, I can’t help but wonder which Pokemon Samuel L. Jackson would be.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 30, 2012 · 8:29 PM
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Heart!
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I'll be Hawkeye.
I'll be Flash.
I think that would be Pokevengers
Edit: Never mind, Thanks shawn!
"Big man in a suit of armor. Take that away, what are you?" >:/
"Charmander char!" :D
Due to being owned by different trainers, Spinarak-man and Zangoos-erine couldn't be in this pic.
(Who can't be topical?)
"Hmm, I can’t help but wonder which Pokemon Samuel L. Jackson would be."
Ask and you shall receive, mother fucker.
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Imma Fire breathing Murder-lizard, Bitch
And I'll form the head!
Wait…
Or Zangoose.
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"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING SEVIPERS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING PLANE!"
Gary Oak: I have 10 gym badges, a group of cheerleaders who follow me around, and an army of Pokemon that I caught all by myself!
Tony Stark: ….We have a Hulk.
*The Hulk looms imposingly over Gary*
Gary Oak: ……… *tries to keep a cocky smirk on his face as he pisses his pants*
And for all we know, Tony probably slept with every single one of those cheerleaders. Often.
And then Loki was Meowth.
Since he's now bald and has one eye in this movie, wouldn't Unown be more appropriate?
Could even be the 'A' Unown for Avengers
I would have said Samuel L. Jackson was Meowth just to make the "English motha-fucka do you speak it" joke work
I would think Samuel L. Jackson would be more of a Mewtwo. He's around just as angry and I'm fairly certain Mewtwo would swear ALMOST as much as him if he/it could.
Wouldn't Ditto be more fitting?
Black widow would be Jinx?
Samuel L. Jackson would be Ekans just for the sheer amount of irony. :D
I'll be Green Lantern! And Alpar can be Aqua Man.
…
Wait. I'm thinking DC, aren't I?
>JULIUS wants to learn WALK THE EARTH, but JULIUS can only know four moves.
>Make JULIUS forget a move so that it can learn WALK THE EARTH? (Yes / No)
>Choose a move to forget:
-KILL
-SWEAR
-INTIMIDATE
-BIBLE QUOTE
>Forget KILL? (YES / NO)
>JULIUS forgot KILL and learned WALK THE EARTH!
AND I'M BATMAN
A motherf***ing Ekans on a motherf***ing magnet train!
PikaThor, Captain Squirtle, The Incredible Hulkasaur, and Iron Mander?
Wait, are you implying Alpar's useless and everyone hates him?
Pigdey= Hawkeye
Sneasl= Black Cat.
Any objections?
Pokemon would be ten times more epic if Samuel L. Jackson was in it.
"I HAVE HAD IT WITH THESE MOTHERFUCKING EKANS ON THIS MOTHERFUCKING HOT AIR BALLOON"
What does Ash Ketchum look like?
w-w-w-what?
WHAT REGION YOU FROM?
What!?
WHAT! WHAT AINT NO REGION I EVER HEARD OF. THEY SPEAK TEXT IN WHAT?
w-what???
TEXT MOTHAFUCKA DO YOU SPEAK IT
Well thank God Alpar Fails day ended a while ago. It'd be bad enough having to deal with 1 Aquaman
When Hulkasaur gets angry, does he evolve?
I'd say Ditto is the Enchantress.
Actually, he's an easy target and a good sport.
EDIT: Uh, oh. -1 troll in the base! Now deploying upvotes.
And he summons WHALES.
I like the Incredible Bulb myself.
Gardevoir maybe?
Oh my God I've been so exited for this game zoobat man is my favriote super hero and I realy love super galade. But the bestest of of all the pokemon is aquamagikarp! (EDIT: Picture WAS WAY biggger then I thought it would be sorry)
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Is it time to invent Aquapar? Is this for next Alpar Fails Day?
Nope.avi
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The irony?
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Get that horrific woman out of my Halolz.
Samuel L. Jackson would be Dusclops. You know, cause Nick Fury's only got one eye. So he's got to be a Pokemon with just one eye. Makes sense, no?
"Pikachu!"
"ENGLISH, MOTHERFUCKER! DO YOU SPEAK IT?"
"Pika?"
"SAY PIKA AGAIN!"
Not, its attack will max out due to the Anger Point ability.
No, Ma-Ti. You're still pretty damn useless.
No. Unown sucks. There's no way Samuel L Jackson would be something that lame.
Now I just imagined the Reservoir Dogs crew as a Pokemon team…
He very well could. There's no 4Kids in this movie.
No. You get to be The Toilinator.
So I noticed Squirtels costume does not go over the back of his shell.
How does that work?
Goddamit. I suck at embedding images. Help?
Don't question it, just go with it.
Thorkachu, Captain Squirterica, Bulbahulk/Bulk?, Iron CharMANder.
What's wrong with her, is she a hipster or something?
Its just paint
Gary probobly got all the left overs Tony rejected.
Obvious choice when sticking to the original 150
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Loki would be a sneasle (since loki is part frost giant)
Odin would be a delibird (since delibird is the pokemon that looks like santa, and santa is kinda based off of odin)
I could see Hawkeye as a Noctowl
And agent coleson would be a crogunk
Tony Stark is Gary Oak's… Gary Oak.
At least we don't have to damn Tony Stark…Because who could be mad at Tony Stark?
His liver?
>That one second where "Iron Mander" read as "Iron Maiden". rel="nofollow">
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That's what I was confused about. You feed off of love, JUST EAT THE SHIELD.
This is by a wide margin one of the cutest things I've seen in a long time.
Samuel L. Jackson would clearly be a bad-ass sneasel.
To explain bluntly and kindly…
She's evidently one of those "HURR DURR LOOK IT ME I PLAY VIDYA SO I'M SUCH A NERRRD XDDD" type of women. You know, those kind that'll just do a bit of something like read one Harry Potter book, know half the Mario characters, whatnot, then instantly declare herself a proud nerd for attention, and for the sake of being one of those idiotic mainstreamists who have to raid on everything then declare themselves a legitimate member of what they do happily.
I don't know about you, but if it doesn't at least piss you off that people like them are stepping all over the archetypal turfs without some form of dignity or intellect, then it could at least set you off a bit realizing that they pretend to know what they're talking about when for the last time, they don't. And I'm not being a buttpained loser just because she's stepping onto the nerd world and trampling it, mainstreamists in general do that to everything. It just gets to folks like us in particular when they "crush" what we've been working a good part of our lives enjoying what we do.
tl;dr: THEY'RE THE TYPES OF PEOPLE YOU WANT TO DISLIKE BECAUSE THEY'RE ALL DIFFERENT KINDS OF ANNOYING.
I'll get the ax.
Magnets.
Don't worry I hate her too.
No, Nick Fury would be a Jinx. Black Widow would be a Dragonair.
I immediately thought of the torture device, not the band. What does that say about me?
I'm purple, therefore I should be Hawkeye.
Well, you're more genre savvy than Bill and Ted.
Of COURSE! how could I have been so stupid?
Pikachu: Raichu is my brother
Black Widow: He fainted 80 Pokemon in 2 days
Pikachu: He was traded…
Everybody 1 this. Hard.
Preserve it in a coating of gold.
…Then deep fry it in chocolate sauce.
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Edit: Due to technical difficulties (SHAAAAWN), I can't use a plus sign. So just assume I said plus 1.
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You rang?
You are pure win.
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