Diablo III is in open beta this weekend! And yet… I still have no friends to play it with!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 21, 2012 · 7:53 PM
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I've heard that the amount of players keep getting limited and that they've had problems. Glad I've had the beta for awhile now. :D
So even if you had friends, you can't get online. :P
I bet a lot of us are getting the game. I will soon enough. I hope they don't run out as i never pre-ordered it. I bet I could buy it online though.
That soul-crushing moment when my video card isn't supported.
You know its bad when your video games start insulting you…
I had friends once, It was awful.
They kept asking me things like if they could borrow money, give them rides, run into the airport carrying a backpack they had kindly filled with a "surprise".
moral of the story is friends suck.
Looking for friendship? We've got plenty of it right here:
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I still hasn't finished downloading yet…
Oh well, at least I have Tales of Graces f with me to entertain me until then
I'd play it except I already beat it. Not really the kind of game that's all that much fun when you stop making progress and stop getting new drops.
Tales of Graces f would like to disagree.
You
brofist
NOW.
Tales of Vesperia friends are better.
The best friends are from Ar Tonelico. Just look at the things that they'll do for each other. http://www.halolz.com/2009/01/26/video-ooh-innuen…
Huh. So that's why they call it a beta.
Seriously speaking, Symphonia had the best friendship next to Graces.
Vesperia's gang was best for kicks and getting things done, definitely.
* brofist *
In the Alpha stage of development the screen said "Friends? Have every hardcore player fight one another until there is one left standing. Only he deserves to be your friend. What are you doing playing video games? Go NTR someone's girlfriend!"
And thus the developers had to start beta because people were too busy being successful in life to test the game.
Except for the part where that is from Teen's react, which was stupid and showed the ignorance of the teens involved.
Ah yes, the kingdom of Forever Alone, I have traveled there and seen it's wonders, though it lacks for any form of comfort.
*Looks at Halolz ads* 2 Rip-offs of Evony with semi-naked women and something called "Slimy Thief" down the bottom…
Surprisingly fitting the lack of friend post.
"YOU HAVE NO DIABLO
use your credit card number to add a Diablo"
yeah this finally gonna work
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well shit
Speaking of which, anyone know where I can get a raw reference for the Halolz background? I noticed Shawn finally changed it from the Xmas theme, but I was still wanting to draw an MLP/TF2 background. The full background would be great, but just the dimensions would also be nice. (I can't seem to find it in the HTML)
That feel when you don't have Diablo III yet…
*Brohoofs*
Duuuudes…the two-part season finale was BEYOND EPIC. Show for little girls? PFT!!! And again to you sir I say "PFT!!!"
This is a show for gentlemen!!!
SPOILER WARNING!!!:
Changelings?
Bucking?
More than one male character?
Awesome music?
LYRA TALKING?
VINYL SCRATCH (a.k.a DJ P0N3)?
DOUBLE RAINBOW DASH?!?
AWWWW YEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!
Canterlot wedding
rel="nofollow">Part 1
rel="nofollow"> Part 2
*saturn-ring explosion that is so popular these days*
rel="nofollow">Relevant.
You know games are bad when they rip offs of rip offs.
I wanna get 2 now and sit on them.
I'm not sure why.
But what if the internet runs out? What if one day we wake up, and what we once thought infinite, the internet, is nowhere to be found!?
Alas, internet, I knew thee well.
TOO WELL OH LORD THE SCARRING MEMORIES
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dude, Alpar fools ended a LOOONG time ago.
Allso fuck you
I thought that guy died hundreds of years ago?
IT BUUUUUUUUUURNNS!
IT FUCKING BUUUURNS!
WHY ALPAR 12345678!?
WHYYYYYYYYYY!?!?
Suction cup ass.
Obviously, RandomExplosion is hundreds of years old.
I have Battle.net friends. I have Starcraft 2! :D
*shifty eyes*
Did somebody say pie?
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I have Starcraft 2 :D but that doesn't fix my problem of not having friends. Maybe I'll pull some friends out of the box I keep in the basement. Where do you keep your friends? They start taking up room and smelling and get pretty loud sometimes.
Guess who's back…
LET US MAKE PARTY!!!
GIFSoup
By the by, are the ponies gone yet?
I have this frozen frog, does that count as a friend?
This is why I use adblocker.
*Dude, Alpar Fails day ended a LOOONG time ago.
Once you go pony there is no going back. Ponies are with us forever. Like the internets, or Christmas fruitcake.
Does it look nothing like a frog and make random weird beeping noises?
Yes either way.
My freind is a bunch of dolls, and Utsuho, And Cirno, And a certain Guy named linkorsomthing.
That must suck ass then.
Not scary enough….or a cake, make another one
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OR DID YOU KIIIIILLLL THEM?
I have no idea what you are talking about you odd person. *Looking around suspiciously*
Words that Zynga lives off of.
cake you say? do go on
I have my master Satori, and my buttbuddy Orin<3
I'm itching to get some friends.
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There's this creepy Yuki-Onna who makes me call her Mom, this weird lady in plaid who's really scary, there's the fairy who lives with me at Misty lake too… but sometimes she touches me in funny places and tries to cuddle me when I sleep.
What about that Letty chick that you hang out during the winter months?
rel="nofollow">Let me share the reaction to the reaction. They do it better than Teens React. Who knew?
http://www.halolz.com/halolzbg-default.gif
That should be it, if not then… good luck.
Hey! Yuuka is a good friend of mine…..Kinda…Its hard to explain.
LOL, Remember that time I locked Orin in the closet, and you in a lead lined box.
I think thats the creepy Yuki-Onna…. Uranium Baka.
Oh shit its a Dalek.
Well you see Red, when a mixer and cake mix love each other very much… And that's how cake is made. Now one day this cake will come to terms with his existence and solemnly walk to the valve headquarters. There he submits to his fate and is consumed by a hat loving man known only as GabeN. That is the life cycle of cake, so it has been and so it shall be. Ever since the days of Marie Antoinette this viscous cycle of deliciousness has gone on. We live by the cake, for the cake, alongside the cake, in hopes that our dreams of a 3rd half-life will come. Amen.
Orin came out of the closet along time ago brah
>Orin is buttbuddy
Oh, uh those bruises on Orin aren't my doing…..
*Takes three steps to the door*
I have traveled the kingdom of Forever Alone, beheld it's wonders, from the mountains of Sex Dollopolis, to the oceans of isolated souls, but there's no place like halolz.
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Vous en colère.?
But, Valve can't count to three. It's like they learned how to count from King Arthur.
Oh god, don't get me started on the Teens React… ugh.
So, what you're saying, basically, is that Valve will release Half-Life 5 before the third one?
Seems fully plausible…
Ugh… Pinkie's got fleas again.
Someone hold her down, I'll get the Frontline.
Then stop befriending members of down-and-out terrorist cells, you ninny.
maybe Half life 2 episode 2 part 2
or Half life 2: The prequel (adventures from the rebel point of view!)
My keen senses tell me you are Dash12345678
Your cover is blown, surrender now!
while you were gone we had a party on top of a mountain but sadly you missed it
when did this happen? EqD's old system baffled me to no end
thats for dogs.
GET THE SHEARS!!!
huh.
do i need to construct additional pylons to be your friend?
DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDE!!!
Where the **** have you been?
A few weeks ago, I think. It's glorious now.
You should see the Bronies React to Teens React video.
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Who needs friends when I got the Skullgirls to keep me company?