Sonic, he can really move. Sonic, he’s got an attitude! Sonic, he’s the fastest thing aliiiieeeeiiive!
By HotDiggetyDemon, submitted by Paulrus
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 20, 2012 · 6:06 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Way too fast
So what I have got from this is that Sonic needs to get past his horrible constipation before he is able to run fast, or blast off like a rocket…. what
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I loled, then he died.
then i saw his dream…
and i lolled some more
This is totally inaccurate!
Sonic was long dead before 2012.
It's funny because for about half the video, you realize he's racing the video progress bar.
And losing.
There's no such thing as too fast.
Naw, he came back to life for sonic generations.
Miricles happen!
Meanwhile, at SEGA:
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Ah, but he's going so fast that when we see him, it's like frames on a video. He's going too fast for us to recognize his true speed.
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He certainly did warm up!
What you used an Abnormal brain!!!
Sonic sure does have a sunny outlook on life, huh?
Which was basically a "flashback" to the GOOD old days. Nothing really new.
I'm gonna need more than a quick ball to catch this one.
SHIT!!!
there was some kickass comic that i was gonna link to this but for the life of me i cant find it.
it was one when amy was also disappointed at sonic's "quick finish"
the last line was "i waited 20 years for THAT!?!?" and sonic was all like "what'd you expect?"
i think it's VG cats but i cant find it there.
When I saw that hotdiggetydemon made this I was like "This should be good"
DW;NFE
Didn't watch; NOT FAST ENOUGH
Well yeah Sonic may be fast but he's not faster than time.
Dr. Frankenstein: What knockers!
Rouge the Bat: Oh… thank you doctor.
You know, we keep joking that Sonic's been dead for awhile, but the fact is he never died. He just drops his rings.
And we keep throwing more rings at him to keep him going. It's a vicious cycle.
It would be better if it was the Nyan Cat progress bar.
I would say, that was a Blazing finish
Well the first thing I do is
Beat Robotnik! Like a boss!
Disapprove Tails! Like a boss!
Remember my first games! Like a boss!
Forget my fanbase! Like a boss!
Make my own original character! Like a boss!
Chaos Emeralds! Like a boss!
SUPER SONIC! Like a boss!
Lead a trio! Like a boss!
Get hit on by Amy! Like a boss!
Reject Amy! Like a boss!
Reach a check point! Like a boss!
Free some critters! Like a boss!
Make fun of Shadow's game! Like a boss!
Lose all my rings! Like a boss!
Demand a refund! Like a boss!
EAT A CHILI DOG! Like a boss!
Remember Sonic Unleashed! Like a boss!
Then Sonic 2006 too! Like a boss!
Fit the vodka! Like a boss!
Shit on Cream's Chao! Like a boss!
Buy a gun! Like a boss!
In my mouth! Like a boss!
"Oh, fuck me, I can't fucking do it shiiit!
Pussy out! Like a boss!
Puke on Cream's Chao! Like a boss!
Jump out the window! Like a boss!
Suck a dude's dick! Like a boss!
Score some emeralds! Like a boss!
Crash my hoverboard! Like a boss!
Suck my own dick! Like a boss!
Eat some more chili dogs! Like a boss!
Chop my rings off! Like a boss!
Black-out in the sewer! Like a boss!
Meet a giant fish! Like a boss!
Realize I can't swim! Like a boss!
Turn into a werehog! Like a boss!
Bomb Robotnik! Like a boss!
Crash into the sun! Like a boss!
Now I'm dead! Like a boss!
A fast ball? :D
Me thinks people didn't play Colors.
Antisemitic Hedgehog? Sounds about right.
Did someone say….going fast?
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This movie.
This is the best movie
We need to get Mike Dawson to throw the rings. Hey, he misses pal.
did you just say that you bought a gun … from your mouth, and if you turned into a werehog how would you bomb a city. this is flawed.
few hours later
Me: I WAS JUST MAKING A JOKE
Vabolo: so was I (pulls out a saw) so was I.
well now he's in SPPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE
Your post is invalid.
You made Vabolo have a grammar mess-up.
VABOLO DOESN'T DO GRAMMAR MESS-UPS. EVER.
Did you just say you chop your rings off, and eat chili dogs.?
Very Punny.
I CERTAINYL DOT'N!
rel="nofollow">…Mind if I put a little music on?
He sure has a radiant smile. Warm, even. A new, clear fusion of both, if you will. It brightens my day!
Until, you know, he decides to add a few carbon atoms to the giant floaty fireball in space.
TEAM SEGA'S BLASTING OFF AGAAAAAAAAAaaaiiiinnn!
I came to comment something similar. You have done it far greater than i would have. Good show!
Maybe he wasnt to fast, but….
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/sonic/images/8/87/Sonic_Taunt.jpg">
YOU'RE TOO SLOW!
I said what needs to be said.*
*later hangs himself for making this.
Oh, hey. A Sonic video!
"By HotDiggetyDemon"
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Sonic wasn't too fast, he was never too fast, the Earth was just too slow.
Need more T:A on halolz.
Not many things in modern gaming are as satisfying as a 250kmh flag grab. "yoink"
also, lol, llama grabs.
No, he is in the sun.
And now he is one with the sun.
This needs to be a new primary weapon for the spy.
"The Butterfly Chair"
Blunt object; no backstab
Hitting the head in any way will cause a momentary cuncussion
+45% damage
-30% firing speed
"Have a seat!"
All we need is a table-flipping secondary and a mustache miscellaneous item for the whole set! Or should I say…The table set!
If you're not going over 100kph at any given point, you're doing it wrong and you should be ashamed of yourself.
Ah, that's different and that wasn't bad but Dr. Robotnik building an amusement park? REALLY?
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Dr. Robotnik hasn't EVER done anything NICE for anybody…that plan just SCREAMED "It's a trap!".
Wasn't bad though!!! I liked that it went back to its roots.
Might as well be walking on the sun.
Slightly relevant, but hugely awesome: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
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Well, least he had a good run while it lasted.
I beg to differ.
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His future is certainly looking bright.
Yep. He sure had a hot time at Green Hill Zone. Oh, and uh… I feel like listening to a song for some reason. rel="nofollow">
Well it's not exactly like all of his other bases were practical… plus someone needed an excuse to make yet ANOTHER amusement/carnival-esque level. Guh how I hated them.
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THIS may explain the video.
At least in part…
He's walking on sunshine?
Woah-oh?
Watching a video without making it fullscreen?
What is this BLASPHEMY?
(in other words I didn't notice because I watched it in fullscreen D: )
Oh and new vgcats ;o
Too fast; Didn't watch
just club him with your heavy balls first
If you are outside of your base going less than 150kmh, you should be ashamed. If you are outside of your base going less than 100kmh, you should uninstall.
I couldn't find a snappy come back but…..
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Need more Tribes, less Ascend
Too fast, COULD not watch.
Yeah Sonic is super hot, he's totally rad
QUICK! CONTACT THE STEAM WORKSHOP MEMEBERS!
What you don't realize is that Sonic is actually going so fast that he is running around the world multiple times every second, and only near the end did he slow down enough for human eyes to see his speed
….Can I have some of your milk Speed?
I wish I knew what they were saying
As fast as a certain Tengu.?
rel="nofollow">Here you go.
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE!
I might be picky, but isn't it just….. the little characters in the 'RIP' part "My greatest dreams is a world without jews", associatiing it with Sonic the Hedgehog and probably other reason that make this video wrong other than 'main part'.
Skin pants?
He's actually doing laps across the entire planet.
shadow singing the im too sexy song would of been a much better video
Ewwww, don’t remind me about that awful cartoon.