We found red, blue and yellow germs throughout your system. My diagnosis? Lupus.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 20, 2012 · 11:23 AM 
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46 Responses to “MARIO DR”

  1. Numberplay on April 20th, 2012 11:25 am

    Your lupus is in another patient.

  2. Guppy on April 20th, 2012 11:27 am

    But he ate all the pills.

  3. EliminatorZigma on April 20th, 2012 11:30 am

    Now I can't stop thinking about Dr. House singing the rel="nofollow">"Dr. Mario Theme with Lyrics". And it's glorious.

  4. FrEEz on April 20th, 2012 11:31 am

    Does that make peach Cuddy?

    And Luigi as Wilson?

  5. Hyze on April 20th, 2012 11:51 am

    Dr. Mario's answer to all of his patients' problems is to shove his solution down their throats, whether they like it or not.

    I'd say he fits House perfectly.

  6. Kyginbo on April 20th, 2012 12:01 pm
    It's never Lupus…except that one time it was….then never again

  7. Prof. Luigi on April 20th, 2012 12:09 pm

    I had this joke in my avatar before it was cool.

  8. Krugun on April 20th, 2012 12:35 pm

    So what we'll end up with is a cynical, sarcastic doctor in the Mushroom Kingdom, but with a slightly darker tone.

    First off…YES PLEASE!

    Second… am I the only one seeing him not rescuing P. Peach's ass every other day from Lupus (Bowser), he's too much of a realist and probably let her stay kidnapped because it be too impractical to do so. Unless you call in the entire team and that be something awesome to see…

  9. Seanhl on April 20th, 2012 12:41 pm

    I prescribe 1 poison mushroom *magically cures the patient*

  10. HughbertEsq on April 20th, 2012 12:48 pm

    Sooooo, what purpose does…. Oh save me I've forgotten his name, his brother have to serve, some kind of alcoholic drunken drain?
    I presume that that won't be a result of lupus

  11. Comire on April 20th, 2012 12:54 pm

    "What? He said he completed level 20 on the highest speed? How many times do I have to say it, EVERYBODY LIES!"

  12. sonicsmash2 on April 20th, 2012 1:48 pm

    I was inspired to make this!
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    It's not much….But hey!

  13. VyseRogueKing on April 20th, 2012 2:21 pm

    15 days is my prognosis. You need red and blue pill doses.

  14. Souleater676 on April 20th, 2012 2:46 pm

    Now we wonder what happened to his leg? To much growing for him to handle?

  15. Alpar on April 20th, 2012 3:17 pm

    Oh come on Shawn, disguises tag? I mean Mario's toooooooootally a competent and legal doctor! The pills and the stethoscope prove it!


  16. dope92 on April 20th, 2012 3:36 pm


    wait… wrong show…

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  17. BTSnoogans on April 20th, 2012 3:48 pm

    It's not fever or the chills.

  18. TheInsaneWombat on April 20th, 2012 4:25 pm

    But it's never Lupus!

  19. Vabolo on April 20th, 2012 8:14 pm

    It's never a poison mushroom.

  20. Ifer on April 21st, 2012 10:36 am

    It's never lupus!

  21. 777mariomaster on April 22nd, 2012 9:48 pm

    It's never lupus, though…

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