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Is it getting hot in here, or is it just me?
A collection of video game themed porno box art by Porrskadad
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 16, 2012 · 5:44 PM 
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155 Responses to “Video Game Pornos”

  1. Dr.Panda on April 16th, 2012 5:50 pm

    ,,,Im pretty sure Biocock would be illegal.

  2. DrSexington on April 16th, 2012 5:51 pm

    Bloody brilliant!

    Also lol at Duke being in the Queers of War one

  3. EonofAeon on April 16th, 2012 5:52 pm

    I was originally going to post a classic 'Awkward Boner' gif….but instead…
    <img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/252/me-gusta.jpg"/&gt;

  4. Kantus on April 16th, 2012 5:53 pm

    Bayonetta is basically porn already

  5. EonofAeon on April 16th, 2012 5:53 pm

    Screw it. http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lvq0sulztv1qaqk32….
    Somewhat NSFW….? >.> I won't embed it but I will link it, as it's my original amusing (if untrue) response to this. I simply looked at it and said "…What would the internet think?"

  6. The Amused King on April 16th, 2012 5:53 pm

    Why isn't there a Dick Lickem?
    Or a Gaybro Reacharound?

  7. nadare6912 on April 16th, 2012 5:53 pm

    according to zero punctuation, it's already called ass creed.

  8. EonofAeon on April 16th, 2012 5:55 pm

    Only in certain countries :P
    On a more serious note;
    That is why they replace all the girls…with 18+ midget actors! It's like Willy Wonka and his Oompa Loompas….Only they're (hopefully) sexy adult midget females!

    Wait I can't tell if that's a good or a bad thing…

  9. ChaosController on April 16th, 2012 5:56 pm
  10. EliminatorZigma on April 16th, 2012 6:00 pm

    I lost it at Ass Creed. It may have been expected, but it was still well-executed.

  11. MC Ninja on April 16th, 2012 6:04 pm

    But where's Call of Booty: Modern Whorefare 3?

  12. BrunDeign on April 16th, 2012 6:10 pm

    COVER YOUR EYES AND FLEE BACK THE WAY YOU CAME FLUTTERSHY!

    On the topic of the submission, I'm surprised it's gotten all fives so far, considering how insanely easy it is to make those kinds of puns. The condemned one is particularly bad, considering it's adding another word (CHEATER). Is it just me or is this probably the dirtiest submission this site has ever received?

  13. John_Know_Doe on April 16th, 2012 6:12 pm

    Man these movies suuuuuck. They just do the same thing over and over. They never leave the room. In-fact they never leave the bed. They only change there position. Worst of all there's no story, except for castlerapia. It had something to do with vampires and the twilight saga. It didn't understand it.

  14. M4DD4WG on April 16th, 2012 6:13 pm

    why do i think that would star Snooki?

    OH GOD I CANT GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD! WHERES THE BRAIN BLEACH?!?!!?

  15. The Amused King on April 16th, 2012 6:14 pm

    Why isn't there a Dick Lickem?
    Why isn't there a Gaybro Reacharound?

  16. M4DD4WG on April 16th, 2012 6:15 pm

    Next to Elder Scrolls V: Skyrimjobs

  17. Drewmeister on April 16th, 2012 6:16 pm

    The Mass Effect 2 cover shows more skin than the actual sex scene in the game did. Too bad it's all Shepard's.

  18. EonofAeon on April 16th, 2012 6:21 pm

    Sorry, I guess you missed the part where I said midgets….and adults….and female…and sexy…Snooki does not act like an adult, it is most certainly not female, and it is not sexy nor is it a midget…Short, yes…Midget, no…

  19. EliminatorZigma on April 16th, 2012 6:22 pm

    Let me sum it up for you:
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/ozIuR.png"&gt;

  20. EliminatorZigma on April 16th, 2012 6:24 pm

    Additionally, one thing that came to mind when looking at the cover art for that was "SURPRISE BUTT SEX! BUTT SEX! BUTT SEX! B-B-B-B-B-B-BUTT SEX!"

  21. mikeorike on April 16th, 2012 6:34 pm

    Oddly enough, the Bayonetta one looks and feels the same.
    Amidoingitright?

  22. MasterLuigi452 on April 16th, 2012 6:45 pm

    Yup.
    That pretty sums it up.

  23. Skrist on April 16th, 2012 6:45 pm
  24. MasterLuigi452 on April 16th, 2012 6:46 pm

    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/starcraft/images/2/2d/Ghost_SC2_Head2.jpg"&gt;
    It's getting too hot!
    *rim shot*

  25. herf on April 16th, 2012 6:46 pm

    "Time to put on the queer goggles."

  26. Cirno on April 16th, 2012 6:48 pm

    I'm fighting the urge to mash the +1 and -1 buttons at the same time.

    +1 for being clever about how mentally retarded twihards are,

    -1 for reminding me that I live in Washington and barely an hour from Forks, the Mecca of Twihards.

    Excuse me while I silently fume and rage.

  27. Skrist on April 16th, 2012 6:52 pm

    We will send a rage package your way.

  28. Lord_Kronos on April 16th, 2012 6:53 pm

    I was wondering what you humani were speaking of so I went to google and ……
    http://images.buddytv.com/articles/realsp-snook.J

    O dear Gaia, what is that!

  29. Korotini_Notlad on April 16th, 2012 7:01 pm

    ……Did we just raid Zoe's private stash?

  30. Wasppe on April 16th, 2012 7:02 pm

    I love how you don't need new box art for Grand Theft Anal

  31. Alpar on April 16th, 2012 7:08 pm

    THAT AIN'T NO DRILL!

  32. Alpar on April 16th, 2012 7:09 pm

    If by we you mean Shawn, then I guess so…

    SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN.

  33. BTSnoogans on April 16th, 2012 7:09 pm

    Hey, Zoe. Good news. Shawn's done your job for you. You can take the day off.

  34. PvtDisposable on April 16th, 2012 7:10 pm

    You forgot an oldie but a goodie!
    <img src="http://paulov.ru/files/2011/01/pron_legacy.jpg&quot; width="75%">

  35. Alpar on April 16th, 2012 7:10 pm

    PS3 has no porn.

  36. BTSnoogans on April 16th, 2012 7:10 pm

    Yeah, I can't tell the difference with the Bayonetta one. I thought it was the original game.

  37. BTSnoogans on April 16th, 2012 7:27 pm

    These remind me of the Dragonballs Z: Booty Call games.

  38. Spaz Tzu on April 16th, 2012 7:49 pm
  39. Zyquux on April 16th, 2012 7:57 pm

    I can't stop watching this.

  40. Cloak on April 16th, 2012 8:03 pm

    > Implying there aren't tons of games that are already porn.

  41. EonofAeon on April 16th, 2012 8:10 pm

    Why are you kahn-ing him? This is awesome!
    Zoe…Young lady if you read this I demand to know why I was not shown these! Some of them would've been hilariously bad! Admittedly some would just be bad….But there's nothing better than laughing at bad porn with friends or intimates….I think……..
    Is there something better than that….?

  42. ZephyrX9 on April 16th, 2012 8:18 pm

    Also, Transformers: Whore For Cybertron.

  43. Souleater676 on April 16th, 2012 8:23 pm

    now thats how you do it.
    <img src=http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17611378/images/1327107604040.gif>

    well played.

  44. Alice_M on April 16th, 2012 8:27 pm

    *Walks in*

    Dammit there is no bondage….

  45. rabidturky6759 on April 16th, 2012 8:40 pm

    still a better metroid game than other m. also the halo one is a stretch.

  46. Skrist on April 16th, 2012 8:43 pm

    D-Did Alpar just fly into the ceiling?

  47. Skrist on April 16th, 2012 8:45 pm

    On the contrary.
    It costs money, so it'll be gone around an hour after it goes up.

  48. Skrist on April 16th, 2012 8:47 pm

    CONSPECULATING TIME! Notice how we haven't seen Zoe or Jimmy in a while? *Wink wink, hint hint, nudge nudge*

  49. manlyman on April 16th, 2012 9:04 pm

    what about left for head?

  50. DiamyoAlex on April 16th, 2012 9:04 pm

    I still think Street Fuckers 4 is the better game.

  51. kittygus on April 16th, 2012 9:07 pm

    Wheres the classics like Dick Hunt or Luigi's Playboy Mansion?

  52. Alpar on April 16th, 2012 9:15 pm

    I wear glasses.

  53. Alpar on April 16th, 2012 9:17 pm

    Regarding the whole not showing herself thing, I think it may be out of embarrassment and fear for whatever relation the two have with Jimmy, whether it be a disturbing share of accounts, history the two should not have, etc.

    That'd explain Zoe's mutual disappearance with Jimmy, which goes without saying but I'm just throwing it out there for clarity.

  54. Alpar on April 16th, 2012 9:18 pm

    Pfft, porn games on your laptop? Back in my day, we had porn on the NES!

    Mmmmmmmm, 8-bit sexiness.
    …no not really, nobody was sick enough to fap to that unless they were endlessly deprived.

  55. Prof. Luigi on April 16th, 2012 9:18 pm

    Shawn, we've had some dirty stuff on this site, but seriously, this isn't even borderline porn.
    What the heck, shawn? Just why?

  56. GameboyPATH on April 16th, 2012 9:18 pm

    I'm looking through my own personal collection… I've got Kingdom Hard-ons, Fellatio: New Vegas, and Pornolands.

  57. GameboyPATH on April 16th, 2012 9:20 pm
  58. MasterLuigi452 on April 16th, 2012 9:23 pm

    Apparently YOU are doing it wrong.
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/8RrN3.gif"&gt;

  59. bossfight1 on April 16th, 2012 9:36 pm

    Just dusting off my old copy of World of Whorecraft, a real classic. Recently I picked up a copy of SkullfuckGirls too, highly recommended.

  60. primedawg9170 on April 16th, 2012 9:39 pm

    Interesting collection. But do you also have Fellatio Fantasy XXX, Titsplitters, Hardon Age Origin, Mass Erect 3 and Porno Trigger?

  61. Taylorstar on April 16th, 2012 9:41 pm

    I Was disappointed by the ending in Ass Effect 3

  62. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 16th, 2012 9:47 pm

    I can't believe they didn't use Mass Erect.

  63. EonofAeon on April 16th, 2012 9:51 pm

    Huh…?

  64. Hong_Meiling on April 16th, 2012 9:54 pm

    LOL Drilled.

    *Is laughing ass off, then gets knifed*

  65. Skrist on April 16th, 2012 9:54 pm

    Glasses are detachable. Unless you stick them to your face and knowing you, I really wouldn't doubt it.

  66. Skrist on April 16th, 2012 9:56 pm

    The Super Mario Bros. flag had the greatest innuendo of all time.

  67. Blank-Mage on April 16th, 2012 10:04 pm

    Where is this from, because I must have it.

  68. Ovahdrive on April 16th, 2012 10:07 pm

    Good to know there were at least ten Grand Theft Anals. Must be popular.

  69. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 16th, 2012 10:10 pm

    Porthole
    Jakin' Daxter
    Killer69
    Starfux: Sixty Whores
    Bums Out: Takedown
    Taints Row
    Team Fucktress
    Mothers of Earthbound
    Duke Fucks Em' Forever
    Ballsout: New Vegas
    SSEX
    Sexy Taxi
    Marvel XXX Capcom
    Call of Dudes: Black Cocks
    Whores of Spore
    Legend of Helga: Phantom Ass

    ….aaaaand that's all I can crank out right now.

  70. dope92 on April 16th, 2012 10:34 pm

    jimmy's still here

    so no, there is no sex between them

    oh and uhh

    PORNSTARCRAFT 2: Wangs of Liberty

    too lazy to boxart

  71. dope92 on April 16th, 2012 10:35 pm

    we could go on forever with videogame porn names or you know….

  72. EonofAeon on April 16th, 2012 10:41 pm

    Oh my god…A timesplitters reference….I love you.

  73. Hong_Meiling on April 16th, 2012 10:43 pm

    Touhou: Embodiment of The Horny Devil.
    Touhou: Lotus Position Story.
    Gaylo 4
    Legend of Zelda: Penis of time

    I'll think of more later…

  74. Rexxmech on April 16th, 2012 10:46 pm

    Let's check Halolz today and see what's goi-
    <img src="http://chzgifs.files.wordpress.com/2011/08/funny-gifs-whoops-im-not-supposed-to-be-out-yet.gif&quot; width="315" height="200" />

  75. Cirno on April 16th, 2012 11:18 pm

    Alpar is saying that Zoe is Jimmy.

  76. Master_Xehanort on April 16th, 2012 11:28 pm

    The whole Mass Effect series is not about saving the galaxy from sentient machines determined to wipe out all organic life every 50,000 years. Truthfully, it's all about the butts. Dem quarian hips….

  77. Souleater676 on April 16th, 2012 11:49 pm

    sorry I don't do photo shop
    and you know what?
    <img src=http://reaction.ralfvandenboom.nl/img/cgQtHKlEGR.png>

  78. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 16th, 2012 11:50 pm

    I think Shawn is being held by Zoe. We're gonna need to send a rescue team.
    NOT IT!

  79. Deep Thought on April 16th, 2012 11:50 pm

    Alpar, we all know what you do in your spare time… you said some things that I'm sure you regret on Alpar Fail's day, but you can't take them back now.

  80. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 16th, 2012 11:54 pm

    What about the 360? Xbox players need porn just as much as PS3 players!

  81. Souleater676 on April 16th, 2012 11:54 pm

    <img src=http://i21.photobucket.com/albums/b286/Raintree04/Ani_Gifs/L4D2_Ellis3_2.gif>

    You know that most of these are gay you know that?

  82. ZephyrX9 on April 16th, 2012 11:56 pm

    Oh yeah, I've also got Team Fucktress 2, Penismon Boob Version, Mineass, LEGO Whore-y Potter, and Left 4 Dick 1&2

  83. Prof. Luigi on April 17th, 2012 12:00 am

    *Grabs Sasha*
    Alright, time to storm the fort and rescue shawn! I'll lead!
    I'm going to need an demoman to break down any locked doors or baracades,
    A long range missile specialist just in case of armored vehicles,
    a scout and a spy to get information,
    an engie to help with the technical side of things,
    a medic in case healing is needed,
    a sniper for long range assistance,
    And a pyrotechnition just in case we need to kill it with fire.
    WHO'S WITH ME?

  84. PortalMan118 on April 17th, 2012 12:09 am
  85. Hong_Meiling on April 17th, 2012 12:18 am

    Its fine I'm Bi

  86. Hong_Meiling on April 17th, 2012 12:25 am

    Oh geez….

  87. MasterLuigi452 on April 17th, 2012 12:28 am

    "Team Fucktress"
    Classic.

  88. Korotini_Notlad on April 17th, 2012 12:36 am

    I'm afraid it is. And it is gong where the sun don't shine…..Rapeture!!!

  89. Sceptilianblade on April 17th, 2012 12:41 am

    I have to say, I'm honestly surprised Zoe hasn't said anything.

  90. EliminatorZigma on April 17th, 2012 12:46 am

    Contributing to the "what's going on in" posts…
    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/fMBNx.gif"&gt;

  91. Nox on April 17th, 2012 12:49 am

    I'm sure we didn't need this

  92. omega on April 17th, 2012 1:04 am

    what about gaylo : reaching around

  93. Xenomorph42Q on April 17th, 2012 1:23 am

    "Alright let's see what's on Halolz this eveni-"
    http://www.myfacewhen.com/163/

  94. TomQuoVadis on April 17th, 2012 1:24 am

    HUDDAH HUDDAH HURR.

  95. TransPM on April 17th, 2012 1:32 am

    Penis of time? That's kinda unoriginal and could be done with pretty much every game ever:

    Monster Penis Tri
    Super Penis Bros.
    Legend of Zelda: Majora's Penis
    LoZ: The Penis Cap
    LoZ: Oracle of Penis
    LoZ: Skyward Penis
    No More Penis 2: Desperate Struggle
    Batman: Penis City
    Mortal Penis
    Street Fighter X Penis

    Need I go on… wait… seriously… well if you insist:

    Kirby's Penisland
    World of Penis
    Star Wars: The Penis Unleashed
    Elite Penis Agents
    Penis Story
    Kid Penis: Uprising
    Penis of Honor
    Final Penis
    Kirby's Epic Penis
    Golden Penis
    Shadow of the Penis
    Little Big Penis

  96. TransPM on April 17th, 2012 1:35 am

    Something Tells me that Air assassinations in Ass Creed would go a little something like This

  97. Seanhl on April 17th, 2012 2:02 am

    … mgs3: Snake Eater…

  98. Seanhl on April 17th, 2012 2:06 am

    why'd they -1 you, I'm ordering about 10 ccs of +1's to dope here

  99. Hong_Meiling on April 17th, 2012 2:32 am

    SEE! IT GOES WITH EVERY THING!

  100. spartann30 on April 17th, 2012 2:32 am

    is it weird that i wouldn't mind watching sextroid?

  101. Hong_Meiling on April 17th, 2012 3:03 am

    Touhou: Imperishable Penis.
    Touhou: Perfect Cherry Popper
    Call of Penis 3
    Resident Lesbians: Code Veronica

  102. Combatbeaver on April 17th, 2012 4:03 am

    i like how the pricetag on the devil may cum game is actually censoring part of it

  103. BTSnoogans on April 17th, 2012 4:06 am

    The funny thing is, you didn't have to change World of Goo to make it sexual. Also, Elite Beat Agents, if you think about it.

    The Penis Cap made me laugh, though. I can't picture anything funnier than Link running around with a Wang on his head. Except Cuckoos trying to kill him while he's wearing it.

  104. Combatbeaver on April 17th, 2012 4:06 am

    I may regret asking this but…who is Zoe?

  105. BTSnoogans on April 17th, 2012 4:08 am

    There's no subtlety in Halolz anymore, is there?

  106. Comire on April 17th, 2012 4:58 am
  107. FrEEz on April 17th, 2012 5:38 am

    MY

    FUCKING

    EYES.

    WHY SHAWN, WHY?

  108. FrEEz on April 17th, 2012 5:54 am

    I'm sorry but her boobs look like if you touch then with a pin they'll pop, or deflate.

    Balloon boobies 8D

  109. Gamerofloz on April 17th, 2012 6:10 am

    TomQuoVadis: Doctor! Can you heal me while I burn things?

    <img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/5181.gif&quot; img="">

    EDIT: Somehow managed to forget the most important part of this.

  110. Gamerofloz on April 17th, 2012 6:15 am

    <img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/3476.png&quot; /img>

    Meiling, is there something you should be telling us?

  111. EonofAeon on April 17th, 2012 6:40 am

    *Snerk* …NO ONE TELL HIM….Let him learn…for the Halolz Scrolls have foretold her return…and it shall be known as a gloriously sexy rebirth…

  112. EonofAeon on April 17th, 2012 6:43 am

    I give you…SNES strip poker games.

  113. EonofAeon on April 17th, 2012 6:44 am

    Dope's right! Zoe would've invited me to watch! …Or at least let me house sit if they went on some sort of magical ride to show her the world….

  114. EonofAeon on April 17th, 2012 6:50 am

    Hey…Bondage/BDSM is hot as hell…if it's done right. I personally have a slightly softer appreciation for it, but if a couple does it 'right'/'well'…My god shit is HOT.

    Course all up to people's preferences. Some people don't like, some are hardcore about it….

  115. EonofAeon on April 17th, 2012 6:51 am

    *Whistles innocently as he saves the link to a site he hasn't known yet/can't remember knowing before…*

  116. Gamerofloz on April 17th, 2012 6:56 am

    Yeah, Bondage/BDSM isn't really my thing.

    But the main reason to my post is I love using that reaction face of Sakuya, because it is AWESOME!

  117. Anonymous on April 17th, 2012 7:22 am

    im commander sheperd and this is my favorite whore on the citadel

  118. vash_ts on April 17th, 2012 7:59 am

    Let´s get out of here Flutters, we are in that part of the internet again…

  119. EliminatorZigma on April 17th, 2012 10:42 am
  120. vash_ts on April 17th, 2012 10:46 am

    listen to him, he is your friendly neighbour

  121. dope92 on April 17th, 2012 12:29 pm

    thats not photoshop

    its flash.

    unless shop can make animated gifs…

  122. dope92 on April 17th, 2012 12:30 pm

    no. we are better than this.

    look at old posts. or follow jimmy

  123. dope92 on April 17th, 2012 12:42 pm
  124. Darth_Destro on April 17th, 2012 1:20 pm

    Something about Kid Penis: Uprising just seems very, very wrong.

  125. Maugos on April 17th, 2012 1:23 pm

    Oh come on, the Bayonetta one doesn't even count. It's already a giant cock tease. lol

  126. Alpear on April 17th, 2012 2:30 pm

    CS5 can.
    Is there no end to the wonders of Photoshop? I don't think there is.

  127. dope92 on April 17th, 2012 3:35 pm

    wow.

    imma try that sometime

  128. BTSnoogans on April 17th, 2012 4:09 pm

    Well, it is Samus, so I'm gonna have to say no.

  129. BTSnoogans on April 17th, 2012 4:10 pm

    Isn't that what Dominetta is?

  130. Zyquux on April 17th, 2012 4:17 pm

    The world's most popular sex-themed hat simulator!

  131. LinkorZelda on April 17th, 2012 5:54 pm

    Gay Sex:
    Penile Evolution
    <img src=https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSxpcB3zU_IVtCeKrF_3WURef0yxSoDDI8IFqA9U75i-_FvAPUi>

  132. Hong_Meiling on April 17th, 2012 6:20 pm

    Uh, well…you see…..I like pain….

  133. Skrist on April 17th, 2012 6:37 pm

    Now with unusual dildos!

  134. Lord_Kronos on April 17th, 2012 7:16 pm

    I miss that game. It reminded me of my golden years, F-in with you mortals and stuff

  135. Cirno on April 17th, 2012 7:30 pm

    the entire plot of Legend of Neil is based on some loser engaging in auto-erotic asphyxiation while fapping to the fairy in legend of zelda

  136. Hong_Meiling on April 17th, 2012 8:11 pm

    LOL

  137. Hong_Meiling on April 17th, 2012 8:12 pm

    Leather Ain't my thing….

  138. WhiteLightningHQ on April 17th, 2012 8:17 pm

    Yeah, I agree… this is overdoing it a little. By which I mean a lot. A whoooooooole lot.

  139. Alpha on April 17th, 2012 11:03 pm

    One of the first things Ratchet and Clank related and… Urge to be genteleman falling!

  140. ZephyrX9 on April 18th, 2012 12:18 am

    But we could finally see whether the Pyro is a boy or girl!

  141. ZephyrX9 on April 18th, 2012 12:20 am
  142. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 18th, 2012 3:57 am

    Feel the wrath of Hale's Own Dildo.

  143. EonofAeon on April 18th, 2012 7:43 am

    Damn you dope…YOU WILL JOIN THE NEWBIE IN THE FALL OF THE FUTURE!

  144. SonicsmyName on April 18th, 2012 4:07 pm

    I guess "ELite Beat-off Agents" would flow better.

    Heh… Flow…

  145. Neo on April 18th, 2012 4:44 pm

    … well ummm what?
    i want that sextroid game!!!!!

  146. TheFoolOfMon on April 18th, 2012 5:12 pm

    Bloody hell! Have to wipe history again

  147. Some Guy Who on April 19th, 2012 10:32 am

    Bayonetta?

    Really?

    That was necessary?

  148. dope92 on April 19th, 2012 4:17 pm

    bitch i got THE time machine.

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRU3eBRo-hBk37TLgqenA6I3Mrbt3Dd_JOq1-9m45xSlhJ8rdHh"&gt;

    the fall of earth happens. im picking me up a nice sexy eloi.

  149. Ashton_Anchors on April 20th, 2012 12:01 am

    Bayonette is almost close enough on it's own. Also…I came

  150. wolfpax181 on April 21st, 2012 10:26 am

    Something more attractive than what they put on Jersey Shore.

  151. ViewtifulJesse on April 22nd, 2012 1:01 am

    Yeah. This one crossed the line for me…

  152. monswine on May 6th, 2012 4:47 pm

    From my best friends sister lo these many years ago: "Did you just say "Resistance: Full of Man?""

  153. Oddone2 on May 7th, 2012 4:11 am

    If that's the case, than you really should look into the ecchi (bordering on hentai) manga titled Nana To Kaoru by Ryuta Amazume. I'm not only interested in bondage to a point, but this manga is easily the best bondage (with feelings) work I have seen.

  154. Oddone2 on May 7th, 2012 4:13 am

    I like how with the Ratchet and Clank one, "Size Matters" wasn't even changed, Na the words of "Quest for Booty" were merely rearranged (with a word omitted).

  155. chance2458 on July 11th, 2012 8:44 am

    My family's reaction to Sextroid: http://www.myfacewhen.com/165/

    My Reaction to Sextroid: http://www.myfacewhen.com/100/

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