Why I'm not looking forward to Half Life 3...
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Episode 3? Maybe I can wait a little longer…
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 11, 2012 · 4:11 PM 
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117 Responses to “Why I’m not looking forward to Half Life 3…”

  1. EliminatorZigma on April 11th, 2012 4:13 pm

    But… but fezzes are cool!

  2. LitmusRemnantal on April 11th, 2012 4:16 pm

    more like Circus-Life 3.

  3. Cirno on April 11th, 2012 4:16 pm

    (Obscure reference) If she doesn't have a hat, she'll die.

    (not so obscure reference) Valve, the leading producers of dress up games that adult males love to buy.

    (What?) I want a manhat. A manhack that I can wear on my head.

  4. Souleater676 on April 11th, 2012 4:18 pm

    This will be me halfway through development:
    <img src=http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/char_11176.jpg>
    CANT LET YOU PLAY THAT, VALVE GAMES!

  5. PvtDisposable on April 11th, 2012 4:24 pm
  6. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 11th, 2012 4:33 pm

    I see nothing wrong with this.

  7. Sir_Nox on April 11th, 2012 4:49 pm

    Just keeping it real, Dawg.
    <img src="http://i39.tinypic.com/21ct6xz.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Image and video hosting by TinyPic">

  8. ibbolia on April 11th, 2012 5:01 pm

    So long as I can ride a bunch of headcrabs tied together to fight G-Man in one on one combat, I'll be happy.

  9. Drjolt on April 11th, 2012 5:18 pm

    There's a headcrab hat, but all it does is kill you instantly.

  10. Hareoic on April 11th, 2012 5:35 pm

    A Captain America outfit feels like a demotion for Gordan Freeman.

  11. Dimomarg on April 11th, 2012 5:47 pm

    "Episode 3? Maybe I can wait a little longer…"

    True, optimal levels of hatness have not been achieved yet.

  12. Ovahdrive on April 11th, 2012 6:13 pm

    Whatever will we do to pass the time until we get our Freeman hats?
    <img src="http://i58.photobucket.com/albums/g278/Ovahdrive/Pmcys.gif&quot; width="100%">

  13. Pupsrus13 on April 11th, 2012 6:48 pm

    Wait, look at Gordon's hat…. it's oddly familiar…..

    *gasp* That Freeman is a SPY!

    *Lieutenant Idiot moment ends*

  14. TheInsaneWombat on April 11th, 2012 8:10 pm

    It's no wonder why Jägermonsters love Valve games…

  15. Maxie of Team Magma on April 11th, 2012 8:37 pm

    Hmm, hats and costumes are invading valve games so either Half-Life 3 will be a dress up game or it will be like Final Fantasy 10-2 where the whole quest is literally just to get costumes.
    <img src=https://encrypted-tbn1.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSj9ynAiVigJT5Y0nZr0gWZLNZuBjslZmgUs3aZNbtJFR6aPcQpPp17NqnERw>

  16. Deep Thought on April 11th, 2012 9:58 pm

    Why are we even talking about Half Life 3?

    It's not scheduled to come out for another-
    *looks at calendar*
    -125 pounds.

  17. HughbertEsq on April 12th, 2012 1:27 pm

    Well, given Gabe's new….. hobby, we might be seeing a wee bit more than just hats in HL3, if one understands the implications of my fore-bearings…
    But in all SRSNS, its only in them WACKY DOOLALLY WHOOPSLOL multiplayers that all those funky ass pieces of headgear show up, so technically HL3 should be 'kay

  18. Dycro on April 12th, 2012 3:11 pm

    Seems more like a reason TO look forward Half-Life 3, if you ask me.

    After all, new hats.

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