Hyrule's water Runs through his ass and balls

I thought the drinking water around here seemed fishy!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 5, 2012 · 1:11 AM 
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Balls of Steel, Bootylicious, Disturbing, N64, Nintendo, The Legend of Zelda, Under the Sea

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167 Responses to “Hyrule’s water”

  1. Bioforce on April 5th, 2012 1:13 am

    oops, someone had their finger over the lens

  2. chaosjoey on April 5th, 2012 1:13 am

    Lol I find the words no comments fit this well.

  3. ChaosController on April 5th, 2012 1:14 am

    I can't see the photo (It says the image isn't available)…

    So in the meantime, how I about I share with all of you this most wonderful news? Our fat overlord Gabe Newell has just undergone a merger with the other most wide-spread internet sensation. You know the one.

    Don't believe me? rel="nofollow">Here's proof.

    Against their combined might there can be no victory:

    <img src="http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-uWUE4el1vIM/TnZ2YP_TGtI/AAAAAAAAMdE/vkLhfkor0Gk/s320/60010+-+celestia+gabe_newell+gaben.jpg"&gt;

  4. BraveSirJimOfLawl on April 5th, 2012 1:18 am

    Can. Not. Unsee/think.

  5. ibbolia on April 5th, 2012 1:36 am

    *see's broken link*
    "Hmm, I should make a joke about how the link was broken. If I want to be really clever, I could probably throw in a combination of words that also imply that Shawn ought to fix the forums, a few out-of-place memes barely related to the content, a pony, and a phrase that can be inexplicably construed by Zoe to something sexual. And maybe a picture."
    *awaits e-peen"

  6. The AntiVillain on April 5th, 2012 1:37 am

    and that is the power of being king

  7. EliminatorZigma on April 5th, 2012 1:41 am

    The water problem was so bad it broke the internet connection to imgur.

  8. Rocker23220 on April 5th, 2012 1:47 am

    There is not enough eye bleach for this!!!!!

  9. AlparNewt on April 5th, 2012 1:51 am

    SHAWN, YOU BROKE THE INTERNET AGAIN!
    FIX IT FASTER THAN THOSE FORUMS!

  10. DrSexington on April 5th, 2012 1:53 am

    I don't see it, does that make me a bad person?

  11. Solar Boy Django on April 5th, 2012 2:02 am

    Damn it shawn. How many times are you going to give me opportunities to use this clip? It's getting old. Even for me! rel="nofollow">
    Maybe one more time…

  12. Phresh on April 5th, 2012 2:17 am

    It was probably about all of Hyrule's water flowing under King Zora's butt

  13. KungFuDeli on April 5th, 2012 2:35 am

    so much for the crisp clean taste of filtered glacier water…

  14. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 5th, 2012 2:45 am

    Not quite.

    The water comes from Zora's Fountain, and from there it divides between Zora's Domain and Zora's River. Here, we see that it's the water of Zora's Domain that unfortunately ends up with the taste and warmth of fatty fish funk. Sure, it eventually pours into Lake Hylia through that small hole but since the lake is the where the all Hyrule's water ends up, the king's gnarly ass water bypasses the rest of Hyrule's waterways and drinking supplies.

    But this is of little comfort when you realize that it still comes from Zora's Fountain, and does still end up running through.. something.
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/zelda/images/d/df/Lord_Jabu-Jabu.png&quot; height="228" width="304">

    Gross.

  15. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 5th, 2012 2:46 am

    Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee. Ooh-wee……

  16. VyseFallenPirate on April 5th, 2012 3:12 am

    To be fair I'm sure his ass and balls must be sparkling clean by now.

  17. Fhantinabox on April 5th, 2012 5:32 am

    *sees post* …Ew…

    *Checks categories* "Balls of Steel"

    0_o Someone is making alot of rupees with selling Tetanus shots…

  18. EvilAspirin on April 5th, 2012 6:01 am

    It's alright. Nobody drinks water in Hyrule. It's all red potions, which as we all know is fairy blood. Much better.

    On a sadder note it's no longer Christmas at Halolz. I guess Star Wolf couldn't let it happen all year long.

  19. Seanhl on April 5th, 2012 6:19 am

    At least it's cleaner than Poland springs….

  20. Armetron on April 5th, 2012 9:50 am

    Do my eyes deceive me, Not only did Gabe admit that he is a brony but Shawn removed the Christmas background, THIS IS THE BEST DAY EVER

  21. dope92 on April 5th, 2012 10:30 am

    <img src="http://i289.photobucket.com/albums/ll208/masked-avenger/Untitled-1-16.jpg&quot; border="0" alt="Photobucket">

    and he's not gonna stop for anyone. Ganondorf was so disgusted by the sight, he froze his slippery ass. And here you come to defrost him for a blue shirt.

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRScH6h2w7raS7LXFyD0QvIcZBRLbp_0W7dhv0bFWZta7gfy8ulZw"&gt;

  22. Zoren_Sky on April 5th, 2012 12:06 pm

    i don't know what i am more annoyed at.
    the fact that all the water i swim in has ran through his balls and ass
    or the fact that he takes forever to get down.

  23. SirNumel on April 5th, 2012 12:15 pm

    I'm going to repeat the best advice anyone has ever given me: Don't drink the water.

  24. UndeadLex on April 5th, 2012 3:36 pm

    I have nothing to add to this conversation.
    But you should know…
    Legend of Korra is free on iTunes right now
    <img src="http://www.iaza.com/work/120405C/iaza18837393424600.gif"&gt;

  25. Alpear on April 5th, 2012 5:20 pm

    It's all right. I only ever eat fairies, drink potions and consume the souls of Poes anyway.
    The diet of champions.

  26. Uzumakiclan43 on April 5th, 2012 9:28 pm

    NOW I know why that water tasted salty!

  27. Hong_Meiling on April 5th, 2012 9:46 pm

    This is why I buy bottled water in Hyrule.

  28. Cloak on April 5th, 2012 11:56 pm

    AND THUS, THE HERO REALIZED HE HAD BEEN SWIMMING AROUND IN ASS AND BALL WATER FOR HOURS ON END.
    AND REALIZED LATER IN LIFE, THAT THE WATERS FROM HIS YOUTH HAD MOST LIKELY FLOWN TO LAKE HYLIA, AND THUS HE HAD BEEN WALKING AROUND IN DISGUSTING, 7 YEAR OLD ASS AND BALL WATER FOR DAYS WHILST ATTEMPTING TO FREE THE SAGE OF WATER.

  29. Shadrio on April 6th, 2012 1:30 am

    No wonder Link always dumps the water in his bottles instead of drinking it.

  30. TheTaurenRogue on April 6th, 2012 4:38 am

    In the words of Reggie from Archer.
    Fish fuck in it.

  31. BTSnoogans on April 6th, 2012 6:56 am

    Expect a lot of HL2E3 toys.

  32. Comire on April 7th, 2012 6:52 am

    Who knew such an unforthcoming character like King Zora was such a tyrannical dictator. I mean forcing all the Zora's at the bottom of Zora's Domain to swim in his genitalia stained water is just cruel.

  33. Old Man Jenkins on April 7th, 2012 1:19 pm

    No posts for 3 days.
    Something big must be happening…

  34. Drjolt on April 7th, 2012 8:48 pm

    Looks like someones been on 4chan. Nueheuhuehe.

  35. FrEEz on April 8th, 2012 5:45 am

    *After seeing no new posts for 3 days straight*

    Yes we get it. Ass and ball water, can we move on shawn? I'm sure you've received SOME new submissions at least.

  36. Maxie of Team Magma on April 8th, 2012 12:45 pm

    I'm back!!! Everybody, I went on a almost month long journey of self discovery, and by journey I mean couch, and by self discovery I mean video games. I also went shopping, happy Easter everybody!

  37. pokemon_girl on April 8th, 2012 7:40 pm

    Shawn, Y U No Post new Stuff?

  38. Shadrio on April 9th, 2012 4:44 pm

    At least we now know why Link always dumps his bottled water instead of drinking it.

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