[NEWS] HALOLZ is now LoLLoLZ!

Yes it’s true… after four years of providing you with quality video game humor at affordable prices (i.e. free), we’ve decided to make a change. And of course by “we” I mean “me,” because as you know with the burden of a loving family and a full time job selling t-shirts I have very little time to play video games these days.

However as some of you know one game has really captured my heart as of late, and that game is League of Legends. So in the spirit of embracing the only video game I have time for anymore, I’ve decided to narrow the scope of the site and focus completely on LoL themed submissions!

Of course I’m off at Anime Detroit right now, working hard, so it may take a little time for a full site conversion. But not to worry, within a few days that decrepit old Halolz site will be no more, and we’ll be running League of Legends humor full time!

And for those of you worried about not getting the jokes, you may want to just go ahead and start playing today… I mean it’s totally free to sign up and it’s a lot of fun!

So once you’ve figured out what the game is all about, be sure to send in all those great League submissions while I’m out of town! And I hope you all enjoy the new site as much as I do!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2012 · 1:16 AM 
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126 Responses to “[NEWS] HALOLZ is now LoLLoLZ!”

  1. Random_Man on April 1st, 2012 1:18 am

    APRIL FOOLS

    lasts for a week

  2. WhiteLightninja on April 1st, 2012 1:24 am

    MUST THINK OF SOMETHING HILARIOUS INVOLVING GAREN AND A BAR BRB

  3. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:25 am

    This is a holiday. It lasts for over 4 months, get it right.

  4. Zoe on April 1st, 2012 1:25 am

    WEAK. I'd rather have Kratlolz.

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/04/halolz-dot-com-kratlolzart.jpg"&gt;
    …and that's saying something.*
    Shawn would've been better off saying that he'd fix the forums by the end of next week and that the background would be fixed too.

    *Psyche!

  5. Random_Man on April 1st, 2012 1:26 am

    At least it is no longer Christmas…

  6. Marzen on April 1st, 2012 1:26 am

    He forgot to mention the part where he gives the site to me and Sadface.

  7. kdebones on April 1st, 2012 1:26 am

    OBVIOUSLY HE PLAYS TRUNDLE

  8. Rexxmech on April 1st, 2012 1:27 am

    This is an outrage! I demand Kratlolz back at once!

    <img src="http://sp270.fotolog.com/photo/52/45/3/debby6/1271713613383_f.jpg&quot; width="400" height="400" />

    Wait, Whaddya mean wrong Kratos?

  9. RandomExplosion on April 1st, 2012 1:28 am

    Yes, yes it is…

  10. DrSexington on April 1st, 2012 1:29 am

    It may be April Fools joke, but I support this

  11. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:29 am

    Did he also forget where he said I get LevelUpStudios? And where he fixed the forums?

  12. Abum12345 on April 1st, 2012 1:29 am

    But the Christmas holidays sidethingies are gonna stay up.. right…. RIGHT??!?!

  13. kdebones on April 1st, 2012 1:31 am

    Clearly Shawn plays Trundle

  14. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:32 am

    I think it's this Kratos.
    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcRHBsbQuVZyfxDGxt9MP5KKvSRMQ0HfvI5LJzecT0vNHgtdmSvyCA"&gt;
    What? He only uses the same moves?
    Well, that's fucking retar-

  15. Random_Man on April 1st, 2012 1:34 am

    Am I the only one who has LoL sidebars?

  16. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:34 am

    Oh my god, I would like LoLLoLZ… IF YOU DIDN'T PUT A LINK TO THE SITE IN THE SIDEBARS!

  17. ibbolia on April 1st, 2012 1:35 am

    Compared to the current name, this may actually be more accurate.

    …Then people start posting Halo again.

  18. Platinum on April 1st, 2012 1:36 am

    >Click the Link
    >See the referral code
    I need to know how many referrals Shawn gets after today.

  19. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 1st, 2012 1:37 am

    first and a half.

  20. TomQuoVadis on April 1st, 2012 1:39 am

    Today I got in a match with the best Teemo ever. He kept spouting things like "I AM THE TEEMO YOUR MOTHER WARNED YOU ABOUT" as he hopped around in a bunny suit. Even as we got ravaged by an over-fed Urgot, he kept a stiff upper lip and cheered our team on. It was both horrifying and strangely beautiful.

    Maybe one day we will cross paths again, that strange Teemo…

    One day…

    I'm sorry, it's late at night and I'm feeling weird. What did I just type?

  21. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on April 1st, 2012 1:39 am

    it's cool. I like perverts better than badasses. *they get more character development.

    *disclaimer -- perverts do not always get more character development than badasses

  22. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:40 am

    If one is to use LoLLoLZ, one must get the game. Shawn would link to halo if the newer games were free and for PC.

    In other news, Never too early for Alpar fails day! :D

  23. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:40 am

    TOONAMI IS ON FOR REAL RIGHT FUCKING NOW TURN ON YOUR GOD DAMN TELEVISIONS!

  24. Umbreon_0 on April 1st, 2012 1:41 am

    Yes, yes you are…

  25. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:42 am

    FORGET SHAWN AND HIS SILLY LoL FANTASY, DO AS THIS ALPAR SAYS!!!

  26. Random_Man on April 1st, 2012 1:48 am

    Wait… Which Alpar?

  27. Slowpar on April 1st, 2012 1:49 am

    I'm Alpar and what is this?

  28. Paulrus-Keaton? on April 1st, 2012 1:50 am

    I was hoping for ponies….

  29. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:51 am

    HEY GAIZ, IT'S ALPAR FAIL'S DAY!

  30. Abum12345 on April 1st, 2012 1:52 am

    OH NOES THEY'RE GONE NOW!

  31. KydrouKair on April 1st, 2012 1:53 am

    I just had the most awful day of the year, and when it finally ended, BAM!

    April 1st comes right afterwards…..

    Life is the real Joke here….

  32. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:55 am

    Sorry, Alpar. Alpar Fails Day has been overshadowed by Toonami. I'm sure you understand.

  33. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:58 am

    rel="nofollow">

    This should* explain everything.

    *This should not. Don't say I never told you so.

  34. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:58 am
  35. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:59 am

    I was technically being sarcastic because I was going to actually try LoL.

  36. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 2:01 am

    Refreshing the page works. (maybe)

    Or you could change your profile and be assimilated into the Alpar horde.

  37. Zoe on April 1st, 2012 2:04 am

    I was hoping for a certain erotic picture of Fluttershy and a turnip, but we don't always get what we want, now do we Mr. Paulrus-Keaton? *Giggle*

  38. Tobikun on April 1st, 2012 2:04 am

    Oddly….I'm okay with this. DEMACIAAAAAAAA!

  39. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 2:05 am

    You're technically sarcastic, and that's the best kind of sarcastic!

    I tired LoL, but then I realized I suck at competitive PvP games. :D
    http://www.halolz.com/2011/10/28/video-guide-to-m

    just so you know how to play.

  40. Zoe on April 1st, 2012 2:05 am

    I'm Alpar-ticus!!!

  41. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 2:06 am

    LISTEN TO ALL THE ALPARS! Alpars shall show you the best time you never knew you could have. Become one with the Alpar Army.

  42. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 2:23 am

    Help, the infection is spreading…

  43. Alpar #197 on April 1st, 2012 2:29 am

    It's still Christmas for me, but I am now Alpar. All is well.

  44. matt on April 1st, 2012 2:33 am

    I dont like this at all please dont do this

  45. AlparX on April 1st, 2012 2:54 am

    Site became LoLLoLZ
    But then I became Alpar and it was k.

  46. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 2:56 am

    SHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWN!
    I WAS EXPECTING PONIES! NOT LoL!

  47. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 3:16 am

    Surprisingly, when he said on the podcast he had an idea, I thought it was going to be ACTUAL Halo content.

  48. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 3:33 am

    You don't shame famiree or love elbows enough to be the Alparest Alpar in this town.

  49. KeyBlader1 on April 1st, 2012 3:34 am

    Bullshit. Toonami has been dead for years, and even though we all miss it, it'll never come ba… HOLY MOTHER OF CRAP IT'S TOM AND HE'S PROMOTING DBZ! FUCKING YES! YES!

  50. Zortsport on April 1st, 2012 3:55 am

    Does explaining everything come with head explosions?
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  51. Mindlessinvalid on April 1st, 2012 3:56 am

    I'll stop your diabolical scheme Alpar.

    Right after I get some sleep and then have my first 5 morning cups of coffee.

  52. Jimmy on April 1st, 2012 3:58 am

    Honestly, it wouldn't make the slightest difference. We play neither Halo or League of Legends! :D

  53. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:00 am

    The elbows part is true, but by default, all Asians are shame to famiree.

  54. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:03 am

    ALPAR'S GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    Sadface and me*

    YOU SHOULD KNOW THIS, MARZEN.

  55. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:09 am

    You like to shame famiree? Why no shame famiree while being doctor?

  56. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:12 am
  57. TCCpar on April 1st, 2012 4:17 am

    Would have been a better joke to leave up the Christmas stuff.

  58. Dimomarg on April 1st, 2012 4:27 am
  59. GazzyW007 on April 1st, 2012 4:30 am


    burn this entire webspace to the ground.

  60. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:37 am

    Need a doctor to shame famiree? Why not Zoidberg?

  61. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:41 am

    Wow. Jimmy has become Zoe.
    *clap. clap. clap.*

  62. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:43 am

    LoLLoLZ? lololololololololololololololololololololol…
    Ok. Shut up. I couldn't think of anything better.

  63. Dastreus on April 1st, 2012 5:31 am

    You mean how it's TF2ols?

  64. Alpink on April 1st, 2012 5:44 am

    Will you guys ever stop with this elbows thing?

  65. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 6:18 am

    Of course would we, Alpar, ever do you wrong? Besides the one time I may have blown up your house.

  66. Ray_the_guy on April 1st, 2012 8:19 am

    Epic. April Fools. Fail.

  67. Lord_Kronos on April 1st, 2012 8:58 am

    JIMMY, don't do that in public.

  68. lolchainswords on April 1st, 2012 9:05 am

    Is it really you Alpar? thank god, I don't know whats happening, but I think someone might have accidentally the cloning machine :(

  69. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 9:31 am

    It may be the wrong Kratos, but it's the best Kratos.

  70. Alparcopter on April 1st, 2012 9:32 am

    Man, and I was looking forward to a good old April Fail's Day…

  71. Sanyiel on April 1st, 2012 9:39 am

    It's a good job this is an April Fool's day thing. I don't play LoL, so I wouldn't get most of the jokes. D:

  72. Alpar_Niveus on April 1st, 2012 9:52 am
  73. Marzen on April 1st, 2012 10:03 am

    I totally should too, I'm an English major (even though it's Sadface and I, but hey whatever). I blame my exhaustion recently.

    Also why do you exist twice?

  74. Ice_Cold_Water on April 1st, 2012 10:43 am

    RedundantLolz!!

  75. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 10:46 am

    What do you mean, Marzen? There is only one of us. And by us, I mean me.

  76. TheAl41 on April 1st, 2012 10:54 am

    Posted 1:16 am….

  77. SirNumel on April 1st, 2012 11:11 am

    WHOA. LoL jokes and ponies are one thing, but let's not talk crazy here!

  78. SirNumel on April 1st, 2012 11:11 am

    My head hurts.

  79. SirNumel on April 1st, 2012 11:13 am

    Weird. Mine are still up, 9 hours later.

  80. SirNumel on April 1st, 2012 11:13 am

    Think of the children!

  81. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 11:17 am

    Yes, that is actually me.

  82. Pisko on April 1st, 2012 11:19 am

    was expecting that too
    altought I could see the amount of rage that would cause because April Fools is a serious day and it should be taken seriously!

    just look at Bethesda! http://www.guildwars.com/support/gameupdates/defahttp://forums.bethsoft.com/forum/18-community-dis

    With the Elementalist
    Im pleased that my magic damage now scales with friendship
    they need to nerf pegasus though

  83. Pisko on April 1st, 2012 11:20 am

    was expecting that too
    altought I could see the amount of rage that would cause because April Fools is a serious day and it should be taken seriously!

    just look at Bethesda! http://www.guildwars.com/support/gameupdates/defahttp://forums.bethsoft.com/forum/18-community-dis

    With the Elementalist
    Im pleased that my magic damage now scales with friendship
    they need to nerf pegasus though
    fuckdoubleposts

  84. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 11:20 am

    Maybe you should get some Tylenol or Advil. I know I have some around here somewhere…

  85. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 11:21 am

    No, I'm Alpar-ticus!

  86. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 11:30 am

    But we do like elbows. It's just a part of who we are. Embrace it!

  87. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 11:31 am

    Why wouldn't it be me? What are you implying. Frankly I think clones of me would be a good idea anyway.

  88. Alpargen on April 1st, 2012 12:04 pm

    Look at that elbow…

  89. PhenPar on April 1st, 2012 12:17 pm

    Sorry I'm late! (fuck did my picture load yet?)

  90. TransPM on April 1st, 2012 12:32 pm

    DAMMIT!!!!!!!!! I was browsing the Tivo guide and saw Full Metal Alchemist on Cartoon Network but just went "Huh, I guess Adult swim is airing that now", but never having been a fan of the show I watched a pawn stars marathon instead!!!!!!!! Oh well, At least I still have <a href ="http://www.toonamiaftermath.com/#"&gt; this.

    Anyway, while you are doing as the Alpars says, do as T.O.M. (Steve Blum) says too! Email, write, call, or use other various forms of pestering to contact Cartoon Network and DEMAND Toonami's return! If they can do it for 1 night, they can do it for more, and with the way word got around the internet, Cartoon Network probably had the best ratings they've had for anything in years!

  91. James on April 1st, 2012 1:11 pm

    Wait…. what happens to tf2 then…. DAMN IT SHAWN

  92. Valvatorez on April 1st, 2012 1:13 pm

    So… It's already April 1º?

    Now I can finally drink human blood again!

  93. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:34 pm

    Thank you for that information Alpar. I, Alpar greatly appreciate it.
    You also seem to have taken a liking to my picture rendition of Chris Redfield and THE GREAT AND POWERFUL ALPAR!

  94. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 1:44 pm

    You have great taste Alpar.

  95. Zoe on April 1st, 2012 2:58 pm

    I know of some OTHER games we could play…

    Double your pleasure, double your fun, doublemint, doublemint, doublemint gum!
    <img src="http://s3.amazonaws.com/kym-assets/photos/images/newsfeed/000/189/831/75003%20-%20doublemint%20gum%20luna%20the_fun_has_been_doubled.jpg?1319329930&quot; length="400" width="400">

  96. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 3:02 pm

    You are quite welcome Alpar, and thank you for providing me, Alpar with my current avatar of the right and honorable Alpar. (This is starting to get to be like the Marklar episode of South Park). But it has come to my attention that my link didn't work, so for those of you who cant figure it out, go to http://www.toomnamiaftermath.com to relive last night 24/7. My apologies to Alpar.

  97. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 3:07 pm

    I am sorry to inform you Alpar, but it seems you messed up the link for TA. Let me help you with that. http://www.toonamiaftermath.com/
    No need to thank me, we Alpars must look out for each other.

  98. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 3:23 pm

    Thank you Alpar. I am ashamed to call myself Alpar

  99. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:18 pm

    Heeeeuyo, Alpar the original talking here through spa internet. Ever so relaxing.

    Holy balls

    how did I forget Toonami was supposed to be back on March 30th.
    What kind of horrible Toonami fan am I… should've written this down in my planner.
    Anyway, continue to enjoy your Alpar fails day with Toonami. While I suffer. Alone. With family. And all this free I can eat food. With internet and minecraft attached to this computer. Ahh.

  100. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:21 pm

    I know I do~

  101. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 4:33 pm

    YOU LIED.
    You said you would be at the spa today!

  102. Zoe on April 1st, 2012 4:40 pm

    Children? I don't want children. Only Jimmy.

  103. dope92 on April 1st, 2012 4:59 pm

    …..
    can i watch?

  104. dope92 on April 1st, 2012 5:00 pm

    so how many Alpars does it take to screw in the forums?

  105. Zoe on April 1st, 2012 5:03 pm

    It's $250 for a ticket.
    Pictures cost extra.
    (SEGA games don't buy themselves you know!)

    ;-)

  106. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:14 pm

    Aha… APRIL FOOLS.

    ..wait that wasn't a lie though. Yeah surprisingly this spa had internet. What a twist, eh?

  107. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:15 pm

    You really do have to tell us what's going on between you and him…

    …whoever you may be for today.

  108. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:16 pm

    0

    But it apparently does take one Zoe.

  109. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:16 pm

    Welcome to the club, fellow Alpar.

  110. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:17 pm

    On one hand, you have Alpar Fail's Day.
    On the other, you got LoLlolz
    THEN on the other, you have Zoe and Jimmy constantly making out in comment form while not telling us what's going on

    then you have the best lolz we had in forever.
    I approve as far as I care.

  111. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:44 pm

    $250? For that price, I better see some elbow action.

  112. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:49 pm

    It's telling me that Toonami Aftermath is experiencing technical difficulties. Am I the only Alpar getting that message?

  113. Nightmarekiba on April 1st, 2012 5:53 pm

    Ok, I give up, what game is this Kratos from?

  114. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:53 pm

    It's obviously Jimmy because there is no mind crippling porn attached to it. But it can't be Zoe because she's hitting on Jimmy. No sane person would do such a thing. WHO ARE YOU MYSTERY ALPAR?!

  115. Zoe on April 1st, 2012 6:37 pm

    Oh, you'll get that and then some!!! ;-)

  116. werewolfsfury on April 1st, 2012 8:10 pm

    ya know… changeable themes would actually be a good idea.

  117. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 8:40 pm

    You're doing a really creepy job of being Zoe there…

  118. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 8:59 pm

    Any Alpars wishing to watch Toonami Aftermath should try clicking the High quality (HQ) or Low quality (LQ) buttons directly below the window where the stream is displayed. The site also has freezing issues on occasion that can last a couple hours. But never fear Alpar, it will always come back

  119. Alparcopter on April 1st, 2012 9:19 pm

    Tales of Symphonia.

  120. Zoe on April 1st, 2012 9:32 pm

    I'll take that as a compliment!!!
    *Giggle*

  121. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 9:34 pm

    Doesn't help that the long haired one is Zelos either.

  122. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 9:35 pm

    It's the giggle that really freaks me out… Can someone hurry and Alpar them the hell up?

  123. Buretsu on April 2nd, 2012 12:09 am

    I thought this was already TF2lolz…

  124. Nightmarekiba on April 2nd, 2012 2:53 pm

    Thank you good sir. Plus one Internet to you.

  125. mr. EX on April 3rd, 2012 1:36 am

    eh, I wouldnt be too concerned. theres enough tf2 stuff here to last me a decade so I should be fine

  126. dhanson on April 8th, 2012 3:05 pm

    im still gonna say that itll be about 70% TF2 references, even if they change it to lololz

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