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I want you to surrender, at 20 minutes

We may as well… we’ve lost all our towers and Xin has been feeding the entire game.
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I WANT YOU TO SURRENDER



Posted by Shawn Handyside on April 1, 2012 · 12:18 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (120 votes, average: 3.48 out of 5)
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214 Responses to “I WANT YOU TO SURRENDER”

  1. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 12:22 pm

    I WANT YOU!

    TO BRING ME ELBOWS!

  2. bazzamanazza on April 1st, 2012 12:33 pm

    Uncle Ryze want you to play LoL:
    http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20110513234…

  3. Sir Alpar the Epic on April 1st, 2012 11:47 am

    <img src="http://t3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQ2vOYDBn6MALmw7GOrGF_xy9-fCMZpZbzcFfGl1S4zkTfkkCQB&quot; ALT="User posted image">

    relevant?

  4. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 12:48 pm

    ALPAR WILL NEVER SURRENDER!

  5. Funkalicous on April 1st, 2012 1:01 pm

    Hey guys, I'm back from my voyage! Wait wha-
    *sees all the Alpars*
    <img src="http://gifs.gifbin.com/1238157980_scanners_-_head_explosion.gif"&gt;

  6. Pikalpar on April 1st, 2012 1:06 pm

    So…many…Alpars!

  7. Hyze on April 1st, 2012 2:05 pm

    I do believe Alparlolz would be more appropriate at this point.

  8. Skar...err Alpar on April 1st, 2012 2:27 pm

    <img src=http://a2.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash3/527468_3416507166826_1094517012_3308480_2019461368_n.jpg>
    What about Wheatlolz?
    I think it's much better than this

    Espero que sea nada más que una excelente broma!!

  9. Dycro on April 1st, 2012 2:43 pm

    <img src="http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/6690/alpars.gif&quot; />

  10. imnutty on April 1st, 2012 3:01 pm

    MAKE IT STOP MAKE THE ALPARS STOP T_T

  11. BraveSirJim on April 1st, 2012 3:06 pm

    THE ALPAR! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE WALLS! THEY'RE COMING OUT OF THE GODDAMN WALLS!

  12. Valvatorez on April 1st, 2012 3:15 pm

    Oh no! Another A-Virus Pandemic!

    <img src="http://i.minus.com/ir6S8qUEKoeuF.png&quot; alt="Artina"/>

    "Don't worry everyone, for the regular price of 3000000000000 HL, I can give a cure!"

  13. Jimmy on April 1st, 2012 3:22 pm

    I would like to take the moment to rant about the forums, and how Zoe has convinced me to start posting porn everywhere.

  14. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 3:23 pm

    20 minutes and approximately 1000 dollars on heroes. Alpar, which is me, does not have a wallet that deep. Forgot to hit up the skulltula house.

  15. Alpar Watcher on April 1st, 2012 4:20 pm

    dem alpars.

  16. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 5:52 pm

    Conversely…
    I WANT YOU!

    TO BECOME ALPAR!

  17. Cirno on April 1st, 2012 6:09 pm

    Alpar (v): To make into or likened as an Alpar.
    Alpar (n): An asshole who made me unable to drink hot coffee by turning me into an Ice Loli
    Alpar (n): The city-state where Alpars come from.
    Alpar (Adj): Like an Alpar.

    Ok, now get ready for the best grammatically correct sentence ever:

    Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar Alpar.

    meaning:

    Alpar-like Alpar from Alpar turn other Alpar-like Alpar from Alpar into Alpar.

  18. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 6:29 pm

    I would like to take this comment and dedicated time to specially thank Shawn Handyside and Spp- err, I mean, Alpar #679, and the ones who initially supported the cause. For without them, this holiday of assimilation would not be possible.

    JOIN US

    RESISTANCE IS FUTILE.

  19. BraveSirJim on April 1st, 2012 6:33 pm

    One day, months or maybe a year from today, Internet Archaeologists are going to see this comment section and think, "What the fuck?"

  20. Alpar12345 on April 1st, 2012 6:45 pm

    So are we staying alpar until this site is no longer LolLolz?

  21. Alpar on April 1st, 2012 7:03 pm

    Look upon it, Shawn Handyside. Look and weep.
    You gave us LoLLOLZ. The comment section is dominated by Alpar Fail's Day. Today has been the busiest day in Halolz history. All because of Alpar Fail's Day. So I leave you with one question:
    YOU JELLY?

  22. Skar...err Alpar on April 1st, 2012 7:08 pm

    *Estás usando esta página de forma incorrecta, por favor consulte el manual*

  23. pokemon_girl on April 1st, 2012 7:20 pm

    *Reads all the comments…I DON'T GET IT!

  24. TheInsaneWombat on April 1st, 2012 7:38 pm

    Oh hi Alpar.

    Oh hi Alpar.

    Oh hi Alpar.

    Say, are you following me? I've been seeing you a lot lately. No? Okay.

    Oh hi Alpar… (etc. etc.)

  25. AlparTheGreen on April 1st, 2012 9:33 pm

    <img src=http://i40.tinypic.com/w2tye.jpg>

  26. Souleater676 on April 1st, 2012 10:01 pm

    SO MANY ALPARS!!!
    <img src=http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lolu264BpU1qbvovho1_500.gif>
    MIND RAPE!

  27. TheArrived on April 1st, 2012 11:26 pm

    Can we have an Alpar Fails Week next year?

    I don't think you can pack this much Alpar into one day.

  28. spartann30 on April 1st, 2012 11:44 pm

    Oh good, Zoe is being helpfully for a change

  29. Marzen on April 2nd, 2012 12:16 am

    At least it's better than on the server where everyone changes there name to Marzen for an hour, every few months or so…. For literally no reason.

  30. BraveSirAlpar on April 2nd, 2012 1:34 am

    I can't believe I've gone the entire day without becoming Alpar…

  31. sonicsmash2 on April 2nd, 2012 1:47 am

    Intense database wont let me change my picture to Alpar! *cries*
    I wanted to be in the fun…..

  32. Mastercheese on April 2nd, 2012 5:57 am

    Aww Christmas is finished!

    * goes and cries in a corner till December*

  33. Hong_Meiling on April 8th, 2012 1:27 am

    Alpar is the new Haruhi Suzumiya.?

    The church of Alpar.?

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