Once and for all, we’ll see if the pen is mightier than the sword!
By Matthew Art [via Dueling Analogs]
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Categories: Artistic, Cray-Z Crossovers, Heavy Weapons, Swordplay, TV Shows, Uncategorized · Leave a comment (78 Comments) |
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(169 votes, average: 4.66 out of 5)




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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
Can't think of anything witty to say.
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Well one is really annoying, the other is Scribblenauts.
The sword vs a pen(cil) that can make anything as long as you can draw it's name.
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It's no contest. Just as long as you don't write out Rick Astley.
Brought to you by the internet generation.
Where random is our greatest (and only) form of comedy!
But is the pen mightier than the totally insane?
What time is it!? IT'S- time to take down the Christmas background. Seriously I just noticed it's still up.
Inb4forums
I'm giving this 5 just for Shawn's Pen comment…
Finn would be doomed if the writed "Sardine"
This better keep five stars.
Ask for a sword, get a chainsaw.
Something's wrong with that notepad, buddy.
You are supposed to think of funny things to say!
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One series has a boy with the potential to travel back in time to use dinosaurs to fight against robot zombies, while wielding a pinwheel shotgun.
The other series has a boy who has the potential to strangle eldritch abominations with a sweater and cross an eel-filled acid river using only a tiny tree, all in the name of saving a candy lady.
And yet the Earthbound series manages to still more surrealishly badass than the above two. Eat your heart out, internet.
The pen is mightier than the sword. Unless you stick the pen in someone's eyeball. Then they're pretty much the same.
Max wins, he can summon cathulu (I don't know how to spell his name)
hey speaking of which,
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GRAMMAR HAMMER!!! (Ah, I missed this!!!)
*wrote
*"the" should be replaced with "Maxwell"
I always thought there goofy hats looked suspiciously similar.
The fight of the century…
How much is it for ticket?
Oh sorry.
I would fix it right now… but… You know…
"That's ok, we don't want to summon C'thulu anywa-"
*RUMBLE RUMBLE*
"ah, crap."
. . . Much like ponies did before it, Adventure time has peaked my interest, Guess ill give it a try.
Yeah, I left a crater with the hammer…it's been out of use for a while…
idk if he realized he made a pun. Adventure Time's creator's name is Pendelton Ward, called Pen, for short
I know this may not relate.. but, did anyone get that video footage of Jimmy and Zoe doing… y'know.
*Reads Heavy Weapons as a tag*
It costs $400,000 dollars to-
You know what? Nah.
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Man you are so pervy you know?
*their
I pretty much only watch Adventure Time because Shawn and Sadface have subliminally corrupted my mind into watching it due to all the subliminal submissions they posted. Subliminally.
"You know too much. Prepare to be assimilated."
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Anyone else surprised that Shawn added a MLP tag but has yet to add an Adventure Time tag? He even has a BlazBlue tag and everyone knows how many submissions that has.
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Me:BRING IT ON YOU MAGGOT
Blackstar491: Hey soul, wanna take a piss on skrist's face?
Me:YEAH WHILE WERE AT IT LETS TAKE A DUMP ON HIM TOO!!!
LOL me and my friend comes up with the weirdest stuff.
You guys won't get it unless you watch or read souleater.
there can only be one…
kid with a weird hat
I think we need to have a chat.
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Sit down, put your feet up, and relax.
Aww, poor little -1 trolls. Don't know how to have real human interactions, even on the internet.
Shame, the poor bastards probably haven't spoken to anyone in many of moons.
Wait don't tell me, your here for my soul?
Come and get it, IF YOU DARE!!!
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i agree to this
for the life of me i cannot watch neither adventure time nor regular show
the whole lol random shows annoy me a bit
also inb4 down votes
I decided to stop being a close-minded douche, and actually tried watching it. The plots are a little silly, but it's not as bad as I thought. The art style still makes me want to vomit, though.
*Desk Slam* The witness has stated that he asked for a sword, however a chainsaw popped out! This is clearly a contradiction!
Do you know what this needs?
Some Epic music
Play them off Keyboard Cat
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shit about to go down?
on my internet?
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lemme prepare
simple win for Maxwell
write "deathnote"
switch books
finn the human -- sword to the face
unless "the human" doesn't count as a last name then
write god. problem solved.
But that works too.
Until he self-destructs.
Or something right.
Better, write Vampire. Those things are almost invincible.
Oh, Rena won't take your soul. But by the time she's done with you, you'll wish she had.
Obviously the notepad knows better than the person using the notepad.
Man, I wish Earthbound wasn't so expensive.
My opinion of Adventure Time is that it isn't great. I think it's fairly good. Not great. Regular Show however, can go straight to hell. That show needs to be canceled and have every original copy of every episode destroyed along with the Marvelous Misadventures of Flapjack. Those are two shows I consider to be the biggest insult to animation ever conceived.
This I agree with.
Finn should consider himself lucky. If this was from super scribblenauts, Maxwell would have summoned a "colossal huge big gargantuan vorpal sharp electric haunted deadly fast lightning-fast quick rapid living amphibious alien scary fire-breathing chainsaw"
inbforums?
Well sure it works now, but what if he needs something more practical?
"Hm. Stove's out. M-A-T-C-H."
*Summons Meteor*
"OH COME ON!"
T-I-C-K-E-T
*poof!*
Ok, here's your ticket.
It was the media's solution to ADHD.
I dare you to name a children's show that isn't blatantly arbitrary in every way. (I can only think of two.)
Have you ever seen the Bubblegum show? It looks like they were too lazy to animate everything in so they had to use real things in the background and such.
I know it's a cruel thing to accept, but no he hasn't. But do not cry. There are better times ahead.
What, the one with Ness in it?
Dude, when was the last time they even MADE an Earthbound Game? I mean, for the US?
Let it go, man. It's been seventeen years. You'd even be more recent mentioning Goldeneye.
Yeah, it's the art style that put me off from Adventure Time. Is it worth the vomit ride to hear the writing? From what the commercials show, it seems really immature.
There can be only one?
WRONG!
Maxwell Can just write himself in the book, and BAM!
2 of him……
Or more.
What the troll doesn't see coming is that I am the Up voting Troll……hehe…..
FREE UP VOTES FOR EVERYONE!
Well yes, if you take what I said literally as the greatest insult to "animation." I was talking more about how entertaining the show is, the quality of the jokes (or lack, thereof), and overall watchability. I haven't watched enough Gumball (it's called Gumball, by the way) to examine any of those factors. But you are right. The animation is lazy, and from what I've seen pretty creepy at some parts.
On another note, can you believe I posted an opinion and got upvoted? We are still on the internet, right?
In a time before many remeber, Shawn, of the Handyside clan, became locked in a brutal battle against the one known only as "Down-Voting-Troll". The battle raged on for ages with seemingly no end in sight, until one day, Mr. Handyside developed a clever scheme. As he could not defeat the Down Voting Troll outright in man to troll combat, Shawn resolved to rid the realm of Halolz of the troll's presence in another way.
With the rising of the sun on the following day, Shawn once again took up arms against the Down Voting Troll, and fought with ever increasing fervor. While the troll showed no signs of weakness, it was steadily losing ground, being forced backward right into Mr. Handyside's trap. The great warrior Handyside pushed the Down Voting Troll all the way back to, and right through the front doors of, the great and glorious Church of Falcon. Having moved the battle to within these sacred grounds, Shawn took a chance and struck a blow to the trolls heart. Shawn then seized the opportunity at hand and ran to the entrance of the Church of Falcon, locking the door behind him. At this moment, Mr. Handyside knew that he would have to make a sacrifice, one that he might very well be hated by many for, but regardless, he banished the Church of Falcon to the netherworld, along with the troll sealed within it's doors, to ensure that it never again would threaten the magnificent realm of Halolz…
However… in his haste to rid the world of the evil troll, Mr. Handyside made one great miscalculation. In order to leave the Church of Falcon, before banishing it to the netherworld, Shawn had to wound the voracious troll, and so he struck a blow to the trolls heart… but Shawn was foolish in doing so, for, as everyone knows… a troll has no heart.
Having only pretended to be wounded, the Down Voting Troll fled the Church of Falcon, as Shawn prepared the banishing ritual, through the backdoor, escaping the banishing curse. And this is how it came to be that the Church of Falcon disappeared, and the Down Voting Troll lived on…
Three bumped hat thing versus two bumped hat thing… WHO WILL WIN?!
The answer is Gabe Newell because he profits off of all hats.
So it's a troll's fault we have no forums?
I like the art style, the bright, saturated colors look great on an hd screen, I just don't find it very humorous, and I find Finn to be really annoying.
But I have yet to watch it stoned, which I'm sure will vastly change my opinion.
Dammit, Jimmy! You know little use of the Hammer causes an overflow of Grammar-correction! You're lucky the thing didn't explode in your face!
Even better; Death. Stronger than God.
Then give him a chainsaw.
And a t-rex to ride on.
Finally, the lessons seem to be paying off.
i would of thought we all would of been down voted so hard and fast we would be in the negative double digits maybe around -30 or so: if /co/ was any indication of the internet's taste in cartoons
I know you used a question mark here but because of your avatar, I always read all of your comments in a quizzical tone.
If by troll, you mean database error. Then yes, it was a troll.
Wait, you thought that I thought you were insulting Adventure Time? Farther than that sir. All I was implying was a show with the Gumball thing is that it pretty much has no good jokes and no good animation to make up for it. Not to mention that it also gets incredibly annoying rather quickly with random yelling or very high pitched annoying sounds.
Let's also not mention the commercials tend to be repetitively played. I would not mind it so much if they didn't pick some of the most agonizing scenes to play… That dancing banana will forever be immortalized in my brain as my worst enemy, in which, I shall strike down with its own potassium.
There are a few immature jokes, yeah. But there are a couple lines here and there that are actually quite clever.
Actually, knowing the game's mechanics, one would know that the sentient chainsaw has been made aggressive.
Giggedy.
Oh no. I didn't think that you thought that I was insulting Adventure Time. Blame my poor ability to communicate on that. But to clarify, the shows that I referred to as the biggest insults to animation were Regular Show and Flapjack. I didn't mean to include Adventure Time in that. I think Adventure Time is an alright show, although I do get annoyed whenever Finn talks in his auto-tuned voice. *shudder* Auto-tune is already ruining music, why use it in cartoons too? And Gumball was the only one I meant to damn for the lazy animation. And yeah, I've seen that banana commercial. Not only is it annoying, it's pretty damn creepy. Also, considering the source material (or what I think the source material is) that commercial is not kid-friendly at all. I think they were trying to parody that one video of the girl who was stripping on a webcam and then her mom walks in and starts dancing behind her. I hope to Falcon you know what video I'm talking about or things may have just gotten awkward.
I have an idea what you are referencing because I have heard of it before, but for my sanity's sake, I will not say it.
Max can put that sissy ninny in his place any day.