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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 27, 2012 · 4:02 PM 
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67 Responses to “[VIDEO] Groose’s Theme Goes With Everything”

  1. Zoe on March 27th, 2012 4:12 pm

    JIMMY! We MUST make love to Groose's theme, just to prove it goes with EVERYTHING!

  2. UndeadLex on March 27th, 2012 4:12 pm

    Drunk shopping, is best shopping.

  3. Fluffy_Quack3r on March 27th, 2012 4:12 pm

    Meh, hit and miss

  4. BTSnoogans on March 27th, 2012 4:13 pm

    This really is the perfect background music for drunken antics.

  5. Deep Thought on March 27th, 2012 4:19 pm

    *beats away the crowd that has formed outside the window*
    *Gets camera*
    Yes, Jimmy. Make love with Zoe to Groose's theme. I shall prove that it goes with everything.

  6. Leo E. on March 27th, 2012 4:28 pm


    None of that here. rel="nofollow">This is a happy place.

  7. Jimmy on March 27th, 2012 4:47 pm
  8. The AntiVillain on March 27th, 2012 4:54 pm

    goes with anything that is slow and doofy
    -drunk people
    -stupid people walking off a self inflicted head injury
    that's all i can think of right now

  9. RespectfulGlove on March 27th, 2012 5:04 pm

    -Valve employees working on Half Life 2: Episode 3

  10. Alpar on March 27th, 2012 5:20 pm

    Why am I suddenly intrigued.

    …do you two perhaps know eachother in real life or have you just mysteriously formed a friendship that the comments section shouldn't know about?

  11. Alpar on March 27th, 2012 5:21 pm



  12. Alpar on March 27th, 2012 5:21 pm

    Looks like a certain Mr. Handyside's been reading our comments recently…

  13. Skrist on March 27th, 2012 5:22 pm

    I don't think many people on Halolz care about politics. I'm sure there are a few, but I won't speak for anyone unless they say so.

  14. ibbolia on March 27th, 2012 5:27 pm


  15. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 27th, 2012 5:40 pm
  16. Jimmy on March 27th, 2012 5:44 pm

    I'm not sure what you're talking about…so…uh…how about them forums? Man, I miss those…
    <img src="http://alltheragefaces.com/img/faces/large/neutral-bad-poker-face-l.png&quot; length="200" width="200">

  17. Siege918 on March 27th, 2012 5:53 pm
  18. Skrist on March 27th, 2012 6:01 pm

    He fixed the forums?!

  19. Jimmy on March 27th, 2012 6:17 pm

    Political Science Major

    Ironically, people only seem to define politics as a sort of power struggle when in actuality it's far more than just that. It's a combination of bartering, debate, how one should govern oneself, ethics, morality, what is justice and injustice, what defines a political structure, what makes the best form of government etc.

    But yeah, on the surface, AMERICAN "politics" suck. We basically vote for the lesser of two crappy choices (partly because money talks, campaigning is expensive for the "average joe" you REALLY want, and because a lot of deals are done under the table). But I digress…

    Fun fact: Our founding fathers didn't intend for us to have a two party system because they were afraid of factions between groups.

    I WANT GROOSE FOR THE NEXT SUPER SMASH BROS. GAME!!! Also, Magnus from Kid Icarus: Uprising. Dude is BOSS.

  20. Alpar on March 27th, 2012 6:42 pm

    <img src="http://emotibot.net/pix/178.jpg"&gt;

    Reveal to us your secrets.

  21. Leo E. on March 27th, 2012 6:42 pm


    Also, Viridi for Smash 4. We already have Magnus, just with blue hair and a slightly smaller sword.

  22. Alpar on March 27th, 2012 6:43 pm

    Well duh. He's voiced by the same guy that did Jet from Cowboy Bebop in the dub. You'd EXPECT him to be bawss.

  23. Total-Tortilla on March 27th, 2012 6:46 pm

    Yeah, nice try, but no. It doesn't go anywhere near as well as Guile's theme. I suppose it works for more slow-paced, goofy, possibly clumsy antics and maybe with booze involved. Other than that, make way for a real theme song.

  24. The AntiVillain on March 27th, 2012 6:55 pm

    he's finally changing the background?

  25. TomQuoVadis on March 27th, 2012 7:51 pm

    Aristotle once said that politics was the noblest of sciences.

  26. Cryxok on March 27th, 2012 8:03 pm

    Suddenly…a certain picture flashed in my head…
    <img src="http://www.itemxp.net/webboard/download/file.php?id=2806&t=1"&gt;

  27. TheTopHatKid on March 27th, 2012 8:16 pm

    Just realized I'd never seen a video of someone acting strangely on their way to a store immediately followed by a video of someone acting strangely inside a store before today.

  28. Comire on March 27th, 2012 9:18 pm

    Groose's Theme is the gaming equivalent of rel="nofollow">following fat people with a tuba.

  29. Comire on March 27th, 2012 9:19 pm

    He's telling us who the hell Fred "Trunks" Wood is?

  30. Sceptilianblade on March 27th, 2012 10:04 pm

    He figured out why we love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch?

    Yeah, I'm kinda grasping at straws here.

  31. Shatman on March 27th, 2012 10:32 pm

    Video 2: Did I anger an ancient god or something?

  32. Dash12345678 on March 27th, 2012 10:33 pm

    Politics? In Johto?

    I'll believe it only when Giovanni is president.

  33. Passerby Boy on March 27th, 2012 11:54 pm

    Not sure if I should congratulate you on your fan girl, or feel sorry for you because of what she is doing.

    I'll just say…. have fun! (Also… listen to Alpar, agree to his demands)

  34. Passerby Boy on March 28th, 2012 12:05 am

    Well I'M voting for him, that's for sure, better than that other guy running, I think his name was N. With his "Release your pokemon" Standing, What a douche

  35. BTSnoogans on March 28th, 2012 12:17 am

    When I think of Groose's theme and making love, for some reason the only image that comes to my mind is a couple of slugs crawling all over each other. That's just the only way it fits in my mind.
    It takes a comment like this to make me wonder, what the hell is wrong with my brain?

  36. Jimmy on March 28th, 2012 12:39 am

    PFT. Viridi is too young and doesn't actually fight in the game (There would be no real "model" for Masahiro Sakurai to create movesets. He'd have to work from the ground up.). Give me Amazon Pandora. She's a hottie. Oooh, and that cute Lightning Goddess, Phosphora (Servant of Viridi). We need more female fighters anyway. Oh, and Jigglypuff has to go…we've already got Kirby. We don't need any more pink puffballs.

    <img src="http://desmond.imageshack.us/Himg688/scaled.php?server=688&filename=pandorahumanform8868.jpg&res=medium"&gt;
    Amazon Pandora (only picture I could find)

  37. Jimmy on March 28th, 2012 12:58 am

    "In case you haven't noticed…THIS ISN'T THE ASK AUNTIE PANDORA HOUR!!!"
    <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20120327024340/kidicarus/images/thumb/1/13/546899697.jpg/412px-546899697.jpg&quot; length="300" width="300">
    Pandora: The Goddess of Chaos (Kid Icarus: Uprising)

  38. TransPM on March 28th, 2012 1:49 am

    Doesn't matter, had sex

  39. TransPM on March 28th, 2012 1:54 am

    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/f/f3/Spr_5b_092.png"&gt;
    ^This is your Ghastly^

    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/2/2e/Spr_5b_092_s.png"&gt;
    ^This is your Ghastly when it's shiny^

    And THAT was your shiny Ghastly on every kind of drug

  40. jostimaster on March 28th, 2012 2:48 am

    Theoretically we can't be certain Jimmy is a boy, and Zoe is a girl.

  41. jostimaster on March 28th, 2012 2:52 am

    He's baking us cookies

    I'd like that, and it fits with the grasping straws

  42. SheaTheCelt on March 28th, 2012 3:32 am

    Sheesh! Isn't it high time Groose got his own tag!?

  43. SheaTheCelt on March 28th, 2012 3:35 am

    He finally killed that wily down voting troll?

  44. Fhantinabox on March 28th, 2012 3:40 am

    Theoretically, this is the internet and there are aways some person interested in something…whatever they are.

  45. FrEEz on March 28th, 2012 4:30 am

    Shit, Gmod is leaking into the real world D:

    (in the second video at least)

  46. sonicsmash2 on March 28th, 2012 5:41 am

    <img src=http://i2.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/081/long-neck-reaction.jpg>
    The hell has been happening here……

  47. Skrist on March 28th, 2012 7:20 am

    I guess we have to call in an expert then.
    <img src="http://a0.twimg.com/profile_images/108786233/oak_bigger.jpg&quot; height="250" width="250">

  48. Skrist on March 28th, 2012 7:27 am

    "He'd have to work from the ground up."
    *Pulls out list*
    He already did that for… Pit, Dedede, Meta Knight, Lucas, Zero Suit Samus, ROB, and maybe Wolf.
    So I think he's got this. You don't really go into GD and not expect to do hard ass work. Not to mention that it is Sakurai. Give the man a stick and some peanut butter and I'm sure he could level half of a city.

  49. C__F on March 28th, 2012 7:36 am

    Downside: "expert" method involves simply asking the person's gender.

    Upside: instantly transforms person to match their answer.

  50. Caelun_Niveus on March 28th, 2012 9:44 am

    But does Groose's theme go with Guile's theme?

  51. Leo E. on March 28th, 2012 10:20 am

    …So when you say we need more female fighters, you're saying we need more impossibly attractive female fighters.

    Meh, Viridi's adorable anyway. And actually an enjoyable character, unlike Phosphora and Pandora.

  52. Lord_Kronos on March 28th, 2012 10:35 am

    Look what you did, Half Life just got delay again.

  53. Lord_Kronos on March 28th, 2012 10:41 am

    Has he returned my Scythe?

  54. straYDoubter on March 28th, 2012 11:34 am

    Well of course he worked with Dedede and Meta Knight from the ground up, the guy created them both!

  55. Jimmy on March 28th, 2012 12:13 pm

    SHE TRIES TO KILL YOU!!! MOTHER NATURE TRIES TO KILL YOU!!! (Too young to be a "mother" in my opinion). I swear that girl was bi-polar lol. Besides, Amazon Pandora has that sword!!! Her final smash (if Nintendo keeps that) could be turning into the other form or something (maybe opening the box?). She could have versatility like Zero-Suit Samus!!!

  56. BraveSirJim on March 28th, 2012 1:21 pm

    You've been hanging around Halolz, there's no telling what's wrong with your brain!

  57. Jimmy on March 28th, 2012 2:12 pm

    Not really. Those characters sort of had "movesets" already from previous titles. Like King DeDeDe for instance already had his ↑ + B move from all the Kirby games. MetaKnight had attacks as well that were based off his appearances too. (If you still don't get my angle, look at this:

    Same principle.

  58. Fhantinabox on March 28th, 2012 2:33 pm

    Downside: Doesn't let you ride a bike inside the house.

  59. dope92 on March 28th, 2012 4:11 pm
  60. Seanhl on March 28th, 2012 6:27 pm
  61. Seanhl on March 28th, 2012 6:28 pm

    No more Courage Kratos?

  62. Leo E. on March 28th, 2012 7:22 pm

    Viridi tries to kill you… indirectly.
    Phosphora tries to kill you directly.
    Pandora tries to kill you directly TWICE, and indirectly once.

    Also, Reset Bomb final smash FTW.

  63. Darth_Volus on March 28th, 2012 8:18 pm

    For the love of god, why won't anyone push start?! Take all my money, just let me play that game

  64. jostimaster on March 30th, 2012 4:16 pm

    Upside: His grandson is Gary Oak

    Downside: His grandson is Gary motherfucking Oak

  65. death_by_Cucco on March 30th, 2012 4:21 pm

    the real question is we know it goes with stupidty but has it been tested with cuccos?

    I demand someone combine the two or just make a cartoon of groose himself being attacked by them or i will make it nd by make it I mean release 1,000 cuccos into the youtube office and film it

  66. Nightmarekiba on March 30th, 2012 6:33 pm

    But wait, that means… Oh God, HAAAAAAAX!

  67. Nightmarekiba on March 30th, 2012 6:40 pm

    The second video is the first thing to creep me out since rel="nofollow">This

    Also, I don't know what disturbs me more the fact that nobody notices the thing in the second video or the fact that there is either a "No falling" sign or a "No humping stairs" sign on the stairs.

    Edit: Why do I always embed wrong?

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