GIOVANNI 2012: Protect America from Devastation

If the Republicans have to put someone up against Brock Obama, I guess Giovanni is the man to choose!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 26, 2012 · 2:27 PM 
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68 Responses to “GIOVANNI 2012”

  1. EliminatorZigma on March 26th, 2012 2:32 pm

    Goddammit, my first time to post a funny comment before anyone else and I can't think of anything good.

    Erm… forums?

  2. Skrist on March 26th, 2012 2:34 pm

    Quick, someone get the Republicans on the phone and tell them we want Giovanni as the candidate. Oh wait, they are too busy not knowing how technology (read: anything) works and trying to mess up games and the internet.

  3. Jimmy on March 26th, 2012 2:39 pm

    The following is the ACTUAL motto of Team Rocket:

    Cassidy: Prepare for trouble
    Butch: And make it double
    Cassidy: To infect the world with devastation
    Butch: To blight all peoples in every nation
    Cassidy: To denounce the goodness of truth and love
    Butch: To extend our wrath to the stars above!!!
    Cassidy: Cassidy
    Butch: Butch
    Cassidy: Team Rocket circling the earth both day and night
    Butch: Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight
    Raticate: Raticate!!!

    You all should know Jessie & James' version.

    Jessie and James have been saying their motto wrong for YEARS. Giovanni using it for his campaign? BRILLIANT!!!

  4. The AntiVillain on March 26th, 2012 2:46 pm

    he's as crooked as any other politician
    but at least he's honest about it

  5. Leo E. on March 26th, 2012 2:49 pm

    *remembers all the equipment Jessie and James had*
    …Giovanni is the 1%.

  6. Fuzzy_Alfalfa on March 26th, 2012 3:11 pm

    I think Giovanni would make a better Republican candidate. Look how supportive he is of lesbian relationships, like the one Jesse and Jamie has. I still wished I had seen more than that one episode of pokemon though.

  7. Ice_Cold_Water on March 26th, 2012 3:19 pm
  8. BTSnoogans on March 26th, 2012 3:21 pm

    Hmm… I support his free health care policy. But I'm not so sure of his steal everyone's Pokemon policy.

  9. MeatyMcSausage on March 26th, 2012 3:21 pm

    Giovanni is probably a conservative since he'd keep all the rare and legendary Pokemon for himself.
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  10. IncredulousEric on March 26th, 2012 3:36 pm
  11. Armetron on March 26th, 2012 5:00 pm
  12. MetalcoreWolf on March 26th, 2012 5:33 pm

    Wont he blow all our funds on trying to capture that pikachu? O_O

  13. TheSpaceCore on March 26th, 2012 5:50 pm

    I for one support our crime syndicate overlord, for I approve of extending our reach/wrath to the stars above.

  14. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 26th, 2012 6:06 pm

    I would totally vote for Giovanni in real life and that's not even sarcasm.

  15. death_by_Cucco on March 26th, 2012 6:14 pm

    bitch please I am voting twilight sparkle for 2012

  16. TheArrived on March 26th, 2012 7:24 pm

    He will unite all people within our nation!

  17. qwefg on March 26th, 2012 7:45 pm

    Brock has a gym.
    Giovanni not only built his Gym but he built The most succesful group in the entire area!
    (that also spred into Kanto!)
    Brock was able to train two pokemon…
    Giovanni has tons of pokemon to spare and their all above level 10!
    One can't get a girl while the other has tons of girls… Need I say more?

  18. truegentleman on March 26th, 2012 7:57 pm

    Oh please, he can only run an organization that makes the same damn mistakes over and over while trying to run an increasingly complicated series of schemes that get…


  19. Alpar on March 26th, 2012 9:10 pm

    So… if Giovanni is elected… and if we assassinate him… does that give us a Master Ball?

    Time to turn terrorist.

  20. SpaghettiWeegee on March 26th, 2012 10:20 pm

    Guys, quick! Giovanni has been terrorizing the population of Kanto for the past few decades, and now is the time to act! Spam the phrase "Giovanni 2012" everywhere you possibly have any reach and hope desperately the people you're trying to spread the word to inherently understand your encrypted message!

    He… Does things to children, you know.

  21. Shadowflame on March 26th, 2012 10:26 pm

    Giovanni……still 100% better than Barack Obama because at least he knows financing and budgets better than our brainless president who’s already done more damage than Giovanni ever could.

  22. misterz100 on March 26th, 2012 11:06 pm

    Giovanni can't be Republican he is actually smart.

  23. BlackDragon on March 27th, 2012 5:00 am

    I'm in favor of extending our reach to the stars above, which Obama seems to have no interest in doing, so… I guess I'd vote for him. :p

  24. CriticalQuit on March 27th, 2012 7:37 am

    Better candidate than Roark Santorum, for sure.

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