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GIOVANNI 2012: Protect America from Devastation

If the Republicans have to put someone up against Brock Obama, I guess Giovanni is the man to choose!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 26, 2012 · 2:27 PM 
FAILLAMENOT BADPRETTY GOODAWESOME (180 votes, average: 4.74 out of 5)
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he's as crooked as any other politician
but at least he's honest about it
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3 replies · active 689 weeks ago
He respects his opponent:
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Should I vote for him?
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ya I'll let you decide
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5 replies · active 689 weeks ago
The following is the ACTUAL motto of Team Rocket:

Cassidy: Prepare for trouble
Butch: And make it double
Cassidy: To infect the world with devastation
Butch: To blight all peoples in every nation
Cassidy: To denounce the goodness of truth and love
Butch: To extend our wrath to the stars above!!!
Cassidy: Cassidy
Butch: Butch
Cassidy: Team Rocket circling the earth both day and night
Butch: Surrender to us now or you'll surely lose the fight
Raticate: Raticate!!!

You all should know Jessie & James' version.

Jessie and James have been saying their motto wrong for YEARS. Giovanni using it for his campaign? BRILLIANT!!!
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11 replies · active 689 weeks ago
*remembers all the equipment Jessie and James had*
...Giovanni is the 1%.
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2 replies · active 689 weeks ago
Quick, someone get the Republicans on the phone and tell them we want Giovanni as the candidate. Oh wait, they are too busy not knowing how technology (read: anything) works and trying to mess up games and the internet.
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5 replies · active 689 weeks ago
I think Giovanni would make a better Republican candidate. Look how supportive he is of lesbian relationships, like the one Jesse and Jamie has. I still wished I had seen more than that one episode of pokemon though.
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Goddammit, my first time to post a funny comment before anyone else and I can't think of anything good.

Erm... forums?
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7 replies · active 689 weeks ago
So... if Giovanni is elected... and if we assassinate him... does that give us a Master Ball?

Time to turn terrorist.
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He will unite all people within our nation!
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bitch please I am voting twilight sparkle for 2012
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7 replies · active 689 weeks ago
I for one support our crime syndicate overlord, for I approve of extending our reach/wrath to the stars above.
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Giovanni is probably a conservative since he'd keep all the rare and legendary Pokemon for himself.
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
Hmm... I support his free health care policy. But I'm not so sure of his steal everyone's Pokemon policy.
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1 reply · active 689 weeks ago
I would totally vote for Giovanni in real life and that's not even sarcasm.
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Oh please, he can only run an organization that makes the same damn mistakes over and over while trying to run an increasingly complicated series of schemes that get...

oh.
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Brock has a gym.
Giovanni not only built his Gym but he built The most succesful group in the entire area!
(that also spred into Kanto!)
Brock was able to train two pokemon...
Giovanni has tons of pokemon to spare and their all above level 10!
One can't get a girl while the other has tons of girls... Need I say more?
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2 replies · active 689 weeks ago
Better candidate than Roark Santorum, for sure.
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Guys, quick! Giovanni has been terrorizing the population of Kanto for the past few decades, and now is the time to act! Spam the phrase "Giovanni 2012" everywhere you possibly have any reach and hope desperately the people you're trying to spread the word to inherently understand your encrypted message!

He... Does things to children, you know.
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Extremely relevant.
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BlackDragon · 689 weeks ago

I'm in favor of extending our reach to the stars above, which Obama seems to have no interest in doing, so... I guess I'd vote for him. :p
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Giovanni......still 100% better than Barack Obama because at least he knows financing and budgets better than our brainless president who's already done more damage than Giovanni ever could.
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MetalcoreWolf · 689 weeks ago

Wont he blow all our funds on trying to capture that pikachu? O_O
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Giovanni can't be Republican he is actually smart.
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