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Crazy Cat Lady in Minecraft

Yes you can have too many cats, even in Minecraft!
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Crazy Cat Lady in Minecraft



Posted by Shawn Handyside on March 16, 2012 · 1:00 PM 
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59 Responses to “Crazy Cat Lady in Minecraft”

  1. C__F on March 16th, 2012 1:06 pm

    ….And now she has a medium with which to build a cat-apult.
    Be warned.

  2. VaultLegend on March 16th, 2012 1:07 pm

    ಠ_ಠ

  3. Nick Soapdish on March 16th, 2012 1:11 pm

    Total recluse who shuns the rest of society while cooped up in their house dishevelled? Sound familiar?
    Video games are our cats.

  4. EliminatorZigma on March 16th, 2012 1:14 pm

    Feline punny today?

  5. Korotini_Notlad on March 16th, 2012 1:16 pm

    Cat-ception!

  6. Sgt_Tater_Tot on March 16th, 2012 1:20 pm

    Well damn. Why does that have to make sense?

  7. TomQuoVadis on March 16th, 2012 1:28 pm

    At the very least she's safe from creepers.

    EDIT: That's odd. Intense Debate told me there was a communication error and my comment wasn't posted. Now there's two of them.

  8. Jimmy on March 16th, 2012 1:33 pm

    I'm going to hide from the creepers in the catacombs to avoid a catastrophe.

  9. TomQuoVadis on March 16th, 2012 1:33 pm

    At the very least she's safe from creepers.

  10. Marzen on March 16th, 2012 1:37 pm

    Ok, who's gonna fess up?

    Who took a picture of me when I wasn't looking? Come on guys, not cool.

  11. MasterLuigi452 on March 16th, 2012 1:58 pm

    This…
    This is terrifying….

  12. CapnJakeBob on March 16th, 2012 1:59 pm

    You could say it was… purrfect.

  13. VyseRogueKing on March 16th, 2012 2:04 pm

    I see nothing wrong with this picture… My god! I'm the same as the crazy cat lady!

  14. MiniNinja on March 16th, 2012 2:10 pm

    She is already pussy to create a mog-up. And then there will be cataclysm.

  15. Hatley96 on March 16th, 2012 2:13 pm

    Hmm, I think the blueprint would look something like this. http://i.imgur.com/VKLPZ.png

  16. EliminatorZigma on March 16th, 2012 2:43 pm

    Did you really have to paws for dramatic effect?

  17. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 16th, 2012 2:45 pm

    When you have cable, you deal with high bills.
    When you have high bills, you can't afford to watch television.
    When you can't watch television, you go to an Internet cafe to watch online television instead.
    When you go to an Internet cafe, you meet Minecraft fans.
    When you meet Minecraft fans, they get you addicted to Minecraft.
    When you get a addicted to Minecraft, you start collecting stray animals in Minecraft.
    When you collect stray animals in Minecraft, you start building little houses for stray animals in Minecraft.

    Don't start building little houses for stray animals in Minecraft. Get DirectTV.

  18. Korotini_Notlad on March 16th, 2012 3:26 pm

    Meow see here, that isn't funny. Imma gonna have ta give you a ticket.

  19. Skrist on March 16th, 2012 3:36 pm

    Waiting for someone to make GroundsKeeper Willie now…

  20. BTSnoogans on March 16th, 2012 3:42 pm

    Dale Gribble: Haha! Uh… You got a cat!

  21. BTSnoogans on March 16th, 2012 3:43 pm

    Except we go crazy with nerdiness, not crazy with plain old craziness.

  22. BTSnoogans on March 16th, 2012 3:45 pm

    Ok. But is it cool if I give a mouse a cookie?

  23. BTSnoogans on March 16th, 2012 3:45 pm

    And a tractor mod.

  24. BTSnoogans on March 16th, 2012 3:49 pm

    Really? You're gonna give him a ticket. Fur real?

  25. BTSnoogans on March 16th, 2012 3:50 pm

    Well, I bet she can't toss a cat over my roof.

  26. RockDanX on March 16th, 2012 3:53 pm

    That would be catastrophic.

  27. TheInsaneWombat on March 16th, 2012 4:44 pm

    I see this post, I think of that joke. I see you've posted it.

    I had to buy a new keyboard.

  28. TheInsaneWombat on March 16th, 2012 4:53 pm

    So Eleanor Abernathy is a playable character now? Noice.

    (Crazy Cat Lady's name)

  29. CapnJakeBob on March 16th, 2012 4:59 pm

    Nah, that's impawsible.

  30. Sir_Nox on March 16th, 2012 5:36 pm

    I've had a platoon of pet wolves stationed around my house before.

    30 strong.

  31. Sceptilianblade on March 16th, 2012 5:43 pm

    Hi. I'm a creeper.
    I silently wait outside your shelter at night, waiting for you to come outside when the sun rises. You don't suspect a thing in the morning, so you let your guard down when you see all the burning zombies and skeletons. When your back's to me, BOOM! I explode and you're left with a gaping hole in your wall. If you have cut rate insurance, you'd be rebuilding that yourself. So insure yourself with Allstate, so you can be protected from mayhem like me.

  32. Deep Thought on March 16th, 2012 5:43 pm

    But what if you play dwarf fortress?

    Then your fotress's cats are your cats

  33. DiamyoAlex on March 16th, 2012 5:49 pm

    These puns are, PUSSY, stuff! Right? "nudgenudgewinkwinksonomore"

  34. TheArrived on March 16th, 2012 5:59 pm

    Kill it with fire!

    <img src="http://www.minecraftwiki.net/images/7/7e/Flint_and_Steel.png"&gt;

  35. Skrist on March 16th, 2012 6:37 pm

    It was probably this guy.
    <img src="http://media.giantbomb.com/uploads/0/3421/205899-frank_west_large.png"&gt;
    But in his defense, everything looks like a zombie in Minecraft.

  36. CapnJakeBob on March 16th, 2012 7:52 pm

    You've got to be kitten me.

  37. Sceptilianblade on March 16th, 2012 9:07 pm

    It'd be even better if you gave a moose a muffin.

  38. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 16th, 2012 10:26 pm

    I wouldn't.
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  39. Lord_Science on March 16th, 2012 11:30 pm

    STRONGwolves

  40. MeatyMcSausage on March 17th, 2012 1:53 am

    Pretty awesome model. I'd give it a GAKJVOISDNBSA! out of KSAVOIANOIVANJVBAIU!

  41. xstationcubed on March 17th, 2012 2:16 am

    She best hide before the men in the white coats come to whisker away.

  42. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 17th, 2012 4:16 am

    I find this pun string to be paw-fensive.

  43. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on March 17th, 2012 4:24 am

    it's unrelated but I thought I'd warn you guys. blueberry muffin pudding is surprisingly disgusting. don't buy it. that is all.

  44. vash_ts on March 17th, 2012 5:27 am

    now you are making me furrious…

  45. vash_ts on March 17th, 2012 5:40 am

    so, while we are there….
    I am planning to get a muffin tin, and muffin cups, to try making REAL muffins.
    know places to get a good recipe?
    here in Argentina you can almost only find Madeleins…

  46. Zyquux on March 17th, 2012 6:29 am

    And then you send them to the butcher as food because you can't figure out how to farm….or started in the mountains and the water keeps freezing. Which TOTALLY didn't happen to me.

    Just don't try this in NetHack. You'll regret it.

  47. Zyquux on March 17th, 2012 6:41 am

    How does Vanishing Deductible work?

    That lava pool? It's like your insurance deductible. Big, guarding those precious diamonds. But Vanishing Deductible from Netherwide Insurance takes away one cube out of the pool every year your a safe miner until…
    *lava pool vanishes*

    Amazing! You got me diamonds.

    Ah, it's just an analogy, but you're welcome! You're welcome.
    Oh!

    Netherwide is on your siiiiide!

  48. Deep Thought on March 17th, 2012 7:30 am

    *Quietly mining*
    SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSBOOM!
    *Terry Crews'd*
    OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWEEEER!
    IT'S SO POWERFUL IT SELLS ITSELF IN OTHER PEOPLE'S VIDEO GAMES!
    *Sniff*
    You smell like pork chops and leather.
    *Zombie growl*
    Yeah I do!
    *Pectoral flex.*
    *Flies off.*
    *Awkward silence*
    Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-POWER!

  49. BTSnoogans on March 17th, 2012 7:32 am

    Stay cool. Don't let the lame puns clawd your judgement.

  50. CapnJakeBob on March 17th, 2012 7:36 am

    This doesn't purrtain to your interests.

  51. GazzyW007 on March 17th, 2012 8:04 am

    Nidorino.

    …in all seriousness I claw-dn't be bothered to continue this chain. Oh wait. *awesome face*

  52. Dark_Zoren on March 17th, 2012 12:21 pm

    if we continue doing this it is going to become a CATastrophe

  53. Jimmy on March 17th, 2012 12:48 pm

    …and now I've got cataracts…

  54. blargenth on March 17th, 2012 2:43 pm

    NOOO!!! You'll cause a Thermonuclear Catsplosion!!!

  55. MasterLuigi452 on March 17th, 2012 3:16 pm

    <img src="http://img804.imageshack.us/img804/7291/bothr.jpg"&gt;
    <img src="http://a7.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/hphotos-ak-ash4/s720x720/307201_2355658926283_1094517012_2757975_1712539163_n.jpg"&gt;

  56. CapnJakeBob on March 17th, 2012 4:18 pm

    If you ask me, this is some pretty paw padding.

  57. Cactuar213 on March 17th, 2012 5:32 pm

    But, what if you live in a house with cats AND video games?

  58. Newt on March 17th, 2012 5:45 pm

    This will go on for quite a long time whisker or not I contribute.

  59. Hong_Meiling on March 18th, 2012 2:13 am

    Hey look! Its my grandmother.

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