Yes you can have too many cats, even in Minecraft!
By donttelljoseph (custom skin here)
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….And now she has a medium with which to build a cat-apult.
Total recluse who shuns the rest of society while cooped up in their house dishevelled? Sound familiar?
Video games are our cats.
Feline punny today?
Well damn. Why does that have to make sense?
At the very least she's safe from creepers.
EDIT: That's odd. Intense Debate told me there was a communication error and my comment wasn't posted. Now there's two of them.
I'm going to hide from the creepers in the catacombs to avoid a catastrophe.
Ok, who's gonna fess up?
Who took a picture of me when I wasn't looking? Come on guys, not cool.
This is terrifying….
You could say it was… purrfect.
I see nothing wrong with this picture… My god! I'm the same as the crazy cat lady!
She is already pussy to create a mog-up. And then there will be cataclysm.
Hmm, I think the blueprint would look something like this. http://i.imgur.com/VKLPZ.png
Did you really have to paws for dramatic effect?
When you have cable, you deal with high bills.
When you have high bills, you can't afford to watch television.
When you can't watch television, you go to an Internet cafe to watch online television instead.
When you go to an Internet cafe, you meet Minecraft fans.
When you meet Minecraft fans, they get you addicted to Minecraft.
When you get a addicted to Minecraft, you start collecting stray animals in Minecraft.
When you collect stray animals in Minecraft, you start building little houses for stray animals in Minecraft.
Don't start building little houses for stray animals in Minecraft. Get DirectTV.
Meow see here, that isn't funny. Imma gonna have ta give you a ticket.
Waiting for someone to make GroundsKeeper Willie now…
Dale Gribble: Haha! Uh… You got a cat!
Except we go crazy with nerdiness, not crazy with plain old craziness.
Ok. But is it cool if I give a mouse a cookie?
And a tractor mod.
Really? You're gonna give him a ticket. Fur real?
Well, I bet she can't toss a cat over my roof.
That would be catastrophic.
I see this post, I think of that joke. I see you've posted it.
I had to buy a new keyboard.
So Eleanor Abernathy is a playable character now? Noice.
(Crazy Cat Lady's name)
Nah, that's impawsible.
I've had a platoon of pet wolves stationed around my house before.
Hi. I'm a creeper.
I silently wait outside your shelter at night, waiting for you to come outside when the sun rises. You don't suspect a thing in the morning, so you let your guard down when you see all the burning zombies and skeletons. When your back's to me, BOOM! I explode and you're left with a gaping hole in your wall. If you have cut rate insurance, you'd be rebuilding that yourself. So insure yourself with Allstate, so you can be protected from mayhem like me.
But what if you play dwarf fortress?
Then your fotress's cats are your cats
These puns are, PUSSY, stuff! Right? "nudgenudgewinkwinksonomore"
Kill it with fire!
It was probably this guy.
But in his defense, everything looks like a zombie in Minecraft.
You've got to be kitten me.
It'd be even better if you gave a moose a muffin.
Pretty awesome model. I'd give it a GAKJVOISDNBSA! out of KSAVOIANOIVANJVBAIU!
She best hide before the men in the white coats come to whisker away.
I find this pun string to be paw-fensive.
it's unrelated but I thought I'd warn you guys. blueberry muffin pudding is surprisingly disgusting. don't buy it. that is all.
now you are making me furrious…
so, while we are there….
I am planning to get a muffin tin, and muffin cups, to try making REAL muffins.
know places to get a good recipe?
here in Argentina you can almost only find Madeleins…
And then you send them to the butcher as food because you can't figure out how to farm….or started in the mountains and the water keeps freezing. Which TOTALLY didn't happen to me.
Just don't try this in NetHack. You'll regret it.
How does Vanishing Deductible work?
That lava pool? It's like your insurance deductible. Big, guarding those precious diamonds. But Vanishing Deductible from Netherwide Insurance takes away one cube out of the pool every year your a safe miner until…
*lava pool vanishes*
Amazing! You got me diamonds.
Ah, it's just an analogy, but you're welcome! You're welcome.
Netherwide is on your siiiiide!
OLD SPICE BODY SPRAY MAKES YOU SMELL LIKE POWEEEER!
IT'S SO POWERFUL IT SELLS ITSELF IN OTHER PEOPLE'S VIDEO GAMES!
You smell like pork chops and leather.
Yeah I do!
Stay cool. Don't let the lame puns clawd your judgement.
This doesn't purrtain to your interests.
…in all seriousness I claw-dn't be bothered to continue this chain. Oh wait. *awesome face*
if we continue doing this it is going to become a CATastrophe
…and now I've got cataracts…
NOOO!!! You'll cause a Thermonuclear Catsplosion!!!
If you ask me, this is some pretty paw padding.
But, what if you live in a house with cats AND video games?
This will go on for quite a long time whisker or not I contribute.
Hey look! Its my grandmother.
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