The Do's and Don'ts of Online Gaming

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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on March 11, 2012 · 1:40 AM 
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135 Responses to “The Do’s and Don’ts of Online Gaming”

  1. Armetron on March 11th, 2012 1:50 am

    Do not treat everything like a video game and clam to beat everyone who does it
    <img src="http://theplayvault.com/wp/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/reality.jpg"&gt;

  2. Korotini_Notlad on March 11th, 2012 1:51 am

    DO: Get yelled at by other team members for giving advice.
    DONT: Warn them of the tank approaching.

  3. Paulrus-Keaton? on March 11th, 2012 1:54 am

    And that's just UNO….

  4. MorningMoon on March 11th, 2012 1:59 am

    But, but, how will they know of my wonderful genitals then?!

  5. Tobikun on March 11th, 2012 2:01 am

    DO: Buy wards
    DON'T: Yell at your support to be the only buying wards while you are busy not last hitting and stacking Doran's
    …………how many people did I lose with that reference?

  6. The AntiVillain on March 11th, 2012 3:29 am

    do:buy hats
    don't: be a free to play player

  7. Dr. Furry on March 11th, 2012 2:49 am

    sure is cOLD in here

  8. Drake148 on March 11th, 2012 3:10 am

    I'm so taking notes.
    ….. "NO genitals"… got it.

  9. MeatyMcSausage on March 11th, 2012 4:21 am

    So I shouldn't get all my advice from this guy?
    <img src="http://cdn.memegenerator.net/instances/400x/15516960.jpg"/&gt;

  10. BraveSirJim on March 11th, 2012 3:57 am

    So then, I've been doing it the wrong way all along? But I thought people wanted to know about my testicles!

  11. Hong_Meiling on March 11th, 2012 4:58 am

    Do: Get a sniper rifle, and change positions.
    Don't: Get a sniper rifle, and camp.

  12. UndeadLex on March 11th, 2012 4:38 am

    Is this from Dorkly, or something?
    I'm never sure of anything unless I see it 6 times.

  13. BTSnoogans on March 11th, 2012 5:42 am

    But threatening to rape everyone was my funny joke to entertain the lobby.

  14. Krugun on March 11th, 2012 8:17 am
  15. Valvatorez on March 11th, 2012 9:01 am

    DO: Eat Sardines

    DON'T: Eat other foods

  16. Leo E. on March 11th, 2012 9:55 am

    Do: Endorse a store on the Citadel.
    Do not: Endorse every store on the Citadel.

  17. Deep Thought on March 11th, 2012 10:16 am

    Do: SWEAR AS MUCH AS FUCKING POSSIBLE!

    Don't: PERMIT THE FILTHY XENOS TO LIVE!
    (Addendum for playing an Angry Marine)

  18. Psycroc on March 11th, 2012 11:32 am

    The do's and do not do's of Team Fortress

    Do: Heal people other than the Heavy

    Do not do: Steal medkit from burning medic

    Do: Provide sandviches for all

    Do not do: Start a trade in the middle of a round

    Do: If your team already has 2 spies. Select a different class.

    Do not do: Become the tenth sniper on your team

  19. Jimmy on March 11th, 2012 1:20 pm

    <img src="http://www.direman.com/direman/comics/00000515.jpg&quot; length="675" width="675">
    Or you could just mindf**k every little snot that thinks he's hotter than shit.

  20. Gearheadmk2 on March 11th, 2012 1:00 pm

    If you must insult online,
    DO: come up with constructive, biting satire.
    DONT: accuse people of being homsexual un-american muslims.

  21. Marzen on March 11th, 2012 2:24 pm

    On the Halolz server, it seems like doing the don'ts will get you more points with the community, and doing the do's will for some reason have adverse effects.

    WELCOME TO HALOLZ!

  22. PortalMan118 on March 11th, 2012 3:03 pm

    I got "Wear glasses, not backwards Baseball hats" from seeing this.

  23. mahbonk on March 11th, 2012 9:33 pm

    Oh and btw rape is still NOT funny. Just sayin :/

  24. KapitanYnot on March 11th, 2012 9:40 pm

    DO Be Pro
    Don't Be a Noob

  25. FrEEz on March 12th, 2012 6:02 pm

    Well played Mr. Trunks, Well played.

  26. Eddshere on March 14th, 2012 12:10 pm

    Now IF ONLY they actually did the do's from here.
    Minus the genitalia pictures.
    I have never seen any tiny balls and hope to continue that streak.

  27. AuraGuyChris on March 17th, 2012 12:36 am

    Do: Make friends online.
    Don't: Don't meet said friends in real life.

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