Every Time

As Einstein once said, “Only two things are infinite, the universe, and the number of Zubats in a dark cave”.
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Posted by Fred "Trunks" Wood on March 9, 2012 · 11:10 AM 
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Nintendo, Overkill, Pokémon, Sequential Art, Sneak Attack, The Great Outdoors

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76 Responses to “Every Time”

  1. TheFancyPants on March 9th, 2012 11:17 am

    They just want to ask him about his oddly proportioned body.

  2. Deep Thought on March 9th, 2012 11:17 am

    <img src="http://i1.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/260/843/08a.jpg"&gt;

    (Yeah I know I used this a couple of days ago, but it's so relevant.)

  3. EliminatorZigma on March 9th, 2012 11:19 am
  4. Drake148 on March 9th, 2012 11:25 am


  5. Moggsster on March 9th, 2012 11:25 am

    I dunno about the rest of you, but for me Geodude and Paras were just as rampant as Zubut, and just as annoying with random self destructs and spore.

  6. Newt on March 9th, 2012 11:27 am

    Hey, I caught my top-percentile Zubat in a generic cave!

  7. vash_ts on March 9th, 2012 11:31 am

    *you can´t run away*

  8. Drake148 on March 9th, 2012 11:34 am

    And remeber that outside is Gary Motherfucking Oak.

  9. TheFancyPants on March 9th, 2012 11:44 am

    'It is inevitable, Mr. Anderson…'

  10. Nick Soapdish on March 9th, 2012 11:48 am

    What's scarier in that picture? The horde of zubats or the trainer's horribly messed up body proportions.

  11. Chimental on March 9th, 2012 12:12 pm

    Bit scarier than you think. Zubat needs food like any other mon. Leech life and pokedex entries show they feed off blood.

    What else lives in Mt. Moon?

    Paras? Hard chitin shell and possible poisonous mushrooms.
    Clefairy? Extremely small and extremely rare.
    Geodude? Good luck with that.

    To them, you're the nearest food source.

  12. Armetron on March 9th, 2012 12:26 pm

    I wonder what zubat thinks when you enter the cave

    <img src="http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_ls8w4ycSKW1r1hm1yo1_500.jpg"&gt;

  13. Psycroc on March 9th, 2012 1:02 pm


  14. Marzen on March 9th, 2012 1:03 pm

    Just imagine. With a repel, they'll form a hilarious Zubat orb around you at all times, just waiting for that repel to wear off.

  15. SheaTheCelt on March 9th, 2012 1:24 pm

    …turns out he grabbed his can of Easy Cheese instead of his max repel.

  16. truegentleman on March 9th, 2012 1:27 pm

    Dear sir or madam:

    We of the Chiroptera Defamation League express our outrage at this insensitive portrayal of Zubats. This comic demeans the valuable contributions of Zubats and other Chiroptera as violent, prolific, and retarded. Unless we receive a formal apology from all associated trainers, we will be forced to ask advertisers to withdraw their support.

    Zubats and other Chiroptera make important contributions in fields of science, art, spelunking, and aluminum refinement. To have them mocked in such a manner is both demeaning to all Chiroptera and potentially damaging to their economic prospects, if such stereotypes continue to be perpetrated.

  17. MasterLuigi452 on March 9th, 2012 1:46 pm

    Out of fucking nowhere.

  18. Souleater676 on March 9th, 2012 1:47 pm

    Hey guys,
    Shawn's gone again.

  19. BTSnoogans on March 9th, 2012 2:03 pm

    Although when Joey and his Ratatta go through, the Zubats stay far away. Because they know better.

  20. MasqueNoMercy on March 9th, 2012 2:07 pm

    thats not true, they line up first to attack you one at a time, as their warriors code states

  21. MeatyMcSausage on March 9th, 2012 3:35 pm
  22. MC Ninja on March 9th, 2012 3:37 pm

    And just think, all of those Zubats are using Supersonic simultaneously

  23. Skrist on March 9th, 2012 3:49 pm

    "You have been running away from each and every pokemon you come across in the effort of leaving the cave ASAP. You grow angry at the number of Zubats that keep appearing until one time… it appears"
    <img src="http://www.serebii.net/Shiny/BW/041.png"&gt;
    "Then while not paying attention, you run away. As soon as you noticed, you ran away from one of the rarest occurrences in pokemon.
    You are now forever disappointed and the game will never be the same again…"

  24. Artakha on March 9th, 2012 4:30 pm

    "He should have read the brochure. It said an infinite number of monsters awaits in the wilderness, and did my son listen? NOPE."

  25. TheInsaneWombat on March 9th, 2012 4:49 pm

    One time I took two steps before that happened.

  26. dope92 on March 9th, 2012 5:16 pm


    not in B/W….

    werent they roggenrolas?

    cause unova caves sure were rocky.

  27. Drake148 on March 9th, 2012 5:22 pm

    The worst thing is that you miss them in Unova.

  28. Alpar on March 9th, 2012 6:20 pm

    Those Zubats must be avid TF2 hat freaks.

    Red was entering Warehouse territory.

  29. Tadferd on March 11th, 2012 2:53 am

    This is why we buy repel!

    <img src="http://i.imgur.com/dJQQ1.jpg&quot; alt="" title="Hosted by imgur.com" />

  30. SonicsmyName on March 11th, 2012 6:29 am

    I have found that I reflexively thumb every comment I come across up…
    No seriously, I always thumb up, THEN read the comment. Is this a normal occurence?

  31. Omnomynous on March 17th, 2012 1:31 pm

    Unova says hi. :# Now if you excuse me, I found this new cave I want to explore called Challenger's Cave. I bet I won't have any probl-

    *Golbats everywhere!*


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