This rap battle seems improbable… yet it’s entertaining none-the-less!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 23, 2012 · 10:43 AM 
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51 Responses to “[VIDEO] Epic Rap Battles of History: Mario Bros. vs Wright Bros.”

  1. ChemicalKirby on February 23rd, 2012 10:59 am

    I dare you not to re-watch this or look up the other epic rap battles of history.

  2. ChemicalKirby on February 23rd, 2012 11:02 am

    Improbable? This could be Nintendo's next game.

  3. Leo E. on February 23rd, 2012 11:06 am

    Done. What do I win?

  4. EliminatorZigma on February 23rd, 2012 11:07 am

    I'm surprised they didn't post the Master Chief vs Leonidas ERB.

    Oh, wait, right, this is Halolz, we don't post Halo stuff here.

  5. Tom Pokénutter on February 23rd, 2012 11:15 am

    Am I the only one who remembers the Sky Pop from Super Mario Land? Not possible without the Wright Brothers.

  6. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 23rd, 2012 11:16 am

    Okay which of you thought Wright brothers meant Phoenix Wright and his long lost brother? and be honest.

    oh wait. how about Phoenix Wright vs Jack Thompson?

  7. MC Ninja on February 23rd, 2012 11:18 am

    I don't know who won. On one hand, I feel like the Mario Bros just ate a fire flower, 'cause the Wright brothers just got "burned."

    But on the other hand, the Wright Brothers are two of the most "fly" characters in history.

  8. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 23rd, 2012 11:18 am

    Congratulations! You win zero nothings!

  9. PvtDisposable on February 23rd, 2012 11:20 am

    It's probably for the best. Many of the Halo jokes require prior knowledge of the series; that rap battle is not an exception.

  10. ChemicalKirby on February 23rd, 2012 11:22 am

    Only sadness and lost.

  11. IncredulousEric on February 23rd, 2012 11:24 am

    Or Shawn hates 300 that much.

  12. Zoe on February 23rd, 2012 11:25 am

    HA-HA! Puns.

  13. IncredulousEric on February 23rd, 2012 11:28 am

    First: As I posted on youtube, The Wright Bros were Bike Shop owners from Dayton, Ohio.
    Second: I can't get this image out of my brain:
    <img src="http://www.forevergeek.com/wp-content/media/2011/04/steampunk_mario-470x370.jpg&quot; width="400">

  14. PvtDisposable on February 23rd, 2012 11:30 am

    This video has been flagged by Bowser

  15. EliminatorZigma on February 23rd, 2012 11:30 am

    Too late. They actually have some pretty good ones in their show. I'd recommend "Beethoven v Justin Beiber" and "Mr. T v Mr. Rogers."

  16. ibbolia on February 23rd, 2012 11:31 am

    A Mario Bros. reference where they have Brooklyn accents? I can accept this reference.

  17. IncredulousEric on February 23rd, 2012 11:33 am

    Dr Seuss VS Shakespeare is probably the best. And Einstein vs Hawking is also very good.

  18. PvtDisposable on February 23rd, 2012 11:34 am

    Considering that hunting was still a very popular sport at the time, it probably wouldn't have been in the Wright brothers' best interests to don the magical flying Tanooki suit. The game would immediately switch from Mario to Duck Hunt.

  19. PvtDisposable on February 23rd, 2012 11:38 am

    300 men who look like they are on a diet of protein shakes and steroids dressed in man-thongs. Whats not to like?

  20. PvtDisposable on February 23rd, 2012 11:40 am

    I think that its "plane-ly" obvious that the battle ended in a draw. But it leaves me with a very "warped" impression of the Wright brothers.

  21. PvtDisposable on February 23rd, 2012 11:43 am

    GRAMMAR HAMMER!

    Their bike shop was not named "Bike Shop" and therefore is not a proper noun. This means that those two words should not be capitalized. Still, +1 for the picture.

  22. Zoe on February 23rd, 2012 12:30 pm

    Stay out of my "Pictures" folder! D:<

  23. Skrist on February 23rd, 2012 12:46 pm

    Hmmm… Needs more youtube comments…

  24. John_Know_Doe on February 23rd, 2012 1:06 pm

    has anyone seen the screwattack (not a porn site) death battle where video game character fight each other
    TO THE DEATH

  25. MokubaKaiba on February 23rd, 2012 1:42 pm

    my heart skipped a beat when i read "first". but luckily you are not new to theinternet scene

  26. C__F on February 23rd, 2012 1:50 pm

    Speaking as someone with prior knowledge, I think the Chief could have been presented with some better lines. Really, it was just a bunch of Halo 3 quotes and first-person shooter quips just kind of slapped together.

    Of course, the target audience wouldn't appreciate any level of sophistication higher than that, so it all works out in the end. Still, could have at least tossed in a reference to some of the harder moments in the series. For example:<img src="http://static.desktopnexus.com/thumbnails/330756-bigthumbnail.jpg&quot; width="75" height="75" /img>
    "I've taken on things much tougher
    than the likes of which you'll ever see.
    You think your Spartans are living legends?
    Try running through The Library."

  27. Armetron on February 23rd, 2012 2:09 pm

    yup I have

  28. Awesomecake on February 23rd, 2012 2:14 pm

    I think you're absolutely wright.

  29. Shinji40k on February 23rd, 2012 3:00 pm

    they were rapping therfore neither won

  30. IncredulousEric on February 23rd, 2012 3:27 pm

    Good catch I uppercase nouns for no reason quite a bit.
    I believe it adds emphasis, or it could be my Germanic heritage bleeding through.

    As for the name of the bike shop, it might have been "Bike Shop". The Wright brothers were not very original thinkers, only creative at adding on to other ideas. For example, they did not invent flight, only better system of aeronautical control.

  31. SpaghettiWeegee on February 23rd, 2012 4:05 pm

    SUGGEST IT SUGGEST IT SUGGEST IT SUGGEST IT!!

  32. MokubaKaiba on February 23rd, 2012 4:17 pm

    how are they not original thinkers, if they added on to ideas that didnt owrk, so they did? thats how most discoveries are made. thats like saying hawkins isnt original becasue he based his ideas off of einstein. (yes i did learn that from epic rap battle of istory: einstein vs hawkins)

  33. Jimmy on February 23rd, 2012 4:51 pm

    I'm barrel-rolling over with laughter!!! XD

  34. EonofAeon on February 23rd, 2012 5:29 pm

    Too bad NONE of that rhymes….at ALL….You do realize a rap is spoken a rapidly spoken poem, right…? Raps and Poetry both have to have a pattern and/or have rhymes….that didn't.

  35. PortalMan118 on February 23rd, 2012 5:59 pm

    Italian Rappers?……

    FUCK YEEEEAH!!!!!!

  36. Hong_Meiling on February 23rd, 2012 6:02 pm

    You win a Mini Hakkero…..Don't ask who I bought it from.

  37. IncredulousEric on February 23rd, 2012 7:00 pm

    Trade out "not very original" for "not the most original"
    I think the Wright Bros are overrated, did not mean to offend anyone.

  38. MokubaKaiba on February 23rd, 2012 7:53 pm

    none taken, i was just throwing that out there

  39. BTSnoogans on February 23rd, 2012 8:10 pm

    I can see how it rhymes. It's just a really sloppy rhyme.

  40. BTSnoogans on February 23rd, 2012 8:11 pm

    The steroids are what's not to like. They deserved what they got for not playing fair.

  41. BTSnoogans on February 23rd, 2012 8:13 pm

    Well, these puns are coming at a flighty rate.

  42. BTSnoogans on February 23rd, 2012 8:15 pm

    That's fine. I was never a big fan of these anyway.

  43. BTSnoogans on February 23rd, 2012 8:16 pm

    Which one?

  44. BTSnoogans on February 23rd, 2012 8:17 pm

    Didn't Mario have to use a plane in Super Mario Land? He may owe the Wright Brothers a thank you.

  45. John_Know_Doe on February 23rd, 2012 8:24 pm

    the one with mario

  46. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 23rd, 2012 8:32 pm

    we should try to get everybody on halolz to get in on it and make it happen.

  47. C__F on February 23rd, 2012 8:39 pm

    Yeah, but the ERBs aren't always perfect; I've noticed times where they kind of force it. Anyway, have you tried finding a true rhyme for "Library"?

    On second thought, I guess I shouldn't be nitpicking or making recommendations for a video better than what I could ever hope to make.

  48. Leo E. on February 23rd, 2012 9:41 pm

    I can guess…

  49. BTSnoogans on February 23rd, 2012 9:46 pm

    Yes, I have.
    Then again, my original question was kinda pointless. I've seen them all.

  50. EonofAeon on February 23rd, 2012 11:17 pm

    Oh I'm not saying ERB are perfect either. There are a few raps I just can't stand cause they don't fit. Kirk is an obvious spoof of his acting/speaking style, so that's sort of forgiven (sort of…) but…they have a few that are just…."eeeeeeh no" Leonidas' felt a tad bit weird, but it was…considering the ERB cast you could say it was….bearable! xD

  51. Omnithea on February 24th, 2012 3:00 am

    I'm hoping for Dovahkiin, Dragonborn versus Rand al'Thor, Dragon Reborn one day.

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