Not too surprising, considering what an ungrateful douche Gary can be!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 23, 2012 · 12:24 AM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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Actually, can you blame Gary?
G: "Hey grandad, wanna play catch?"
P: "Get outta here, whoever you are, I'm busy! Now, Coke…are you regular or diet?"
The reason he likes you better is that he can send you on a journey to catch all the Pokémon and show your mom his pokéballs.
The only reason that he likes you so much is because he can ask you to do all kinds of things and you never speak up for yourself.
Gary always complains.
what can i say? i normaly get that reaction from people.
To be fair he doesn't know his grandson's name.
So Gary Oak's professional pimping stems from grandfather issues?
rel="nofollow">Excuse my irrelevance, but I read an article, and haven't stopped listening this since.
(It's been a good hour, or so.)
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His name doesn't really help this situation…
This is a Pokemon filled week, Oh well.
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BTW, I got that image from KYM, while its clearly tagged by Halolz. I only mention this because they do not mention Halolz as site spreading the meme or listed as an external link.
You'd think with a name like that, he'd be easy to remember!
And this is why Gary became a playah. He never could get his grandpas attention so he slept with all the ladies to make him feel better. And you know what? It did. Because all Ol oak got was Ashs mom
Son of a bitch! Just posted this and didn't see your post…
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Well, at least Gary isn't named after the game he's in, like Metroid, Zelda, and Castlevania. Which are all pretty cool guys I might add.
The return of Advice Oak…
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Obligatory:
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Now to wait for the redface.
Who?
relevant:
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damn beat me to it
i think oak did enough by giving gary a car and a harem of cheerleaders
oak: is my grandson a boy or a girl?
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You called?
Trololol! It's OK, you did it better than I did.
He may forget his name, but he can't ignore his girth
Huh, professor Oak post on Halolz… lets see…
-comment about "are you a boy or a girl?"… check
-comment about "what's my grandson's name"… check
-comment about Oak having sex with Ash's mom… check
-comment about Oak's pokedex being empty… check
-comment about Gary Mother-F***ing Oak… check
gosh, we're just so darn clever
You know coincidentally… if you posted this and no one else posted all of those things you just posted about them posting those things, means tha- *head explodes*
More specifically, Scumbag Oak.
He doesn't let you use a bike indoors because he wants to be the one to come as quickly as he can.
There's a time and place for everything…except that.
（╯°□°）╯︵ ┻━┻
ಠ ヘಠ
Don't worry Gary, I still love you.
Now let's put the table back. ┬──┬◡ﾉ(° -°ﾉ)
A Chris Redface in reply to "both" which was in response to the question "are you a boy or a girl?" Oh no. Are we going to see Chris Hermaphroditefield?
I'm about to go to sleep, you jerk. Thanks for having that haunt my nightmares.
I hear they all travel to new locales on a periodical basis and have no fear of any given entity.
This is the part where he promises to smell us later, right?
*Cleans up the pieces of Skrist's head*
Great, now we're going to have to clone another one.
*Walks out with bucket of grey matter*
"Shawn! We're going to have to either fix the forums or start making these clones deal with a logic bomb! I can't keep doing this!"
Fucking cheap-ass cloners.
Oh boy, more fun facts time!
Psst, this fact is actually kinda fun.
I'd assume if Oak had any reason to like you better than his grandson, is it because he knows you'd treat your Pokemon with kindness?
Like hell it is. Red is technically just Ash in gameform, and less stupid. Ash in Japanese is actually Satoshi, and the voice actor for Satoshi is a member of JAM Project. Oak probably just wants his money.
Fun facts man, AWAY!
It's only cause Oak's senile and blind, so he can't see Gary flying on that Spearow.
That might be one of the biggest mistakes that he ever made. Do you know how many creepy old men have claimed to be Gary's granddad since his rise to fame?
Why are we talking about Luigi now? He's not Oak's grandson.
Quick, someone find me Untooned Samus, before this spreads!
Ironically, Tom Anderson, the creator of Myspace, is now on Facebook. http://mashable.com/2009/10/21/myspace-tom-facebo…
You might try the Kaminoans. They're pricey, but they get the job done well.
I think the only time Oak would be justified in asking your gender is when he encounters the pyro.
No thank you, I'd rather listen to my only child choke to death on his own vomit (If I had one) than listen to something irrevelant! Yes, my only child, a fresh, un-spoiled snowflake, choking on his or her own chunks of vomit. I'm sorry. I really am. I think I ruined a few nights of sleep. Now it's going to be nightmares and dark, dank, scary, shadowy and generally tenebrous nights. Anyway… Gray skies are going to clear up, so with that thought, sleep tight…
… NOT!
hey, Gary gets it from somewhere.
Well, Gary gets it from somewhere.
Wait… you love Gary? What happened to Jimmy?
Well you see young SceptilianBlade, a trainer is like a fine wine…
It's easily disposable.
He's better off with Oak than he is with the Mushroom Kingdom.
Sure Oak might forget if he's a boy or a girl. (Even though he has a mustache) But at least he won't forget he's ever existed either.
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I love Jimmy, but this is GARY FUCKING OAK, you can't NOT love him, like Groose.
i still like the cross dressing criminal as your rival from 2nd gen…he makes gary look like a calm caring cuddle monster