DOESN'T KNOW YOUR NAME OR GENDER

Not too surprising, considering what an ungrateful douche Gary can be!
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 23, 2012 · 12:24 AM 
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Advice Meme, Awkward Moments, Nintendo, Pokémon, Scumbag

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55 Responses to “Uncaring Scumbag Professor Oak”

  1. MeatyMcSausage on February 23rd, 2012 12:27 am

    Actually, can you blame Gary?
    G: "Hey grandad, wanna play catch?"
    P: "Get outta here, whoever you are, I'm busy! Now, Coke…are you regular or diet?"

  2. Fhantinabox on February 23rd, 2012 12:27 am

    The reason he likes you better is that he can send you on a journey to catch all the Pokémon and show your mom his pokéballs.

  3. JordanTH on February 23rd, 2012 12:30 am

    The only reason that he likes you so much is because he can ask you to do all kinds of things and you never speak up for yourself.

    Gary always complains.

  4. spartann30 on February 23rd, 2012 12:37 am

    what can i say? i normaly get that reaction from people.

  5. ChemicalKirby on February 23rd, 2012 12:51 am

    To be fair he doesn't know his grandson's name.

  6. smashter on February 23rd, 2012 12:51 am

    So Gary Oak's professional pimping stems from grandfather issues?

  7. AngelAreku on February 23rd, 2012 12:54 am
  8. Valvatorez on February 23rd, 2012 12:58 am

    <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-proffesoroak-shitballz.jpg&quot; alt="Gary" width="400" height="275" />

    His name doesn't really help this situation…

  9. IncredulousEric on February 23rd, 2012 12:59 am
  10. Dooper on February 23rd, 2012 1:03 am

    <img src="http://oi39.tinypic.com/fa7dxi.jpg&quot; width="420" height="520" />

  11. Solar Boy Django on February 23rd, 2012 1:15 am

    And this is why Gary became a playah. He never could get his grandpas attention so he slept with all the ladies to make him feel better. And you know what? It did. Because all Ol oak got was Ashs mom

  12. Skrist on February 23rd, 2012 1:29 am

    Well, at least Gary isn't named after the game he's in, like Metroid, Zelda, and Castlevania. Which are all pretty cool guys I might add.

  13. TomQuoVadis on February 23rd, 2012 1:29 am

    The return of Advice Oak…
    <img src=http://img689.imageshack.us/img689/818/okwiththis.png>

  14. The AntiVillain on February 23rd, 2012 1:51 am

    i think oak did enough by giving gary a car and a harem of cheerleaders

  15. TransPM on February 23rd, 2012 2:27 am

    Huh, professor Oak post on Halolz… lets see…

    -comment about "are you a boy or a girl?"… check
    -comment about "what's my grandson's name"… check
    -comment about Oak having sex with Ash's mom… check
    -comment about Oak's pokedex being empty… check
    -comment about Gary Mother-F***ing Oak… check

    gosh, we're just so darn clever

  16. Gary_Oak on February 23rd, 2012 5:41 am

    (╯°□°)╯︵ ┻━┻

  17. Alpar on February 23rd, 2012 10:39 am

    Oh boy, more fun facts time!
    Psst, this fact is actually kinda fun.

    I'd assume if Oak had any reason to like you better than his grandson, is it because he knows you'd treat your Pokemon with kindness?
    Like hell it is. Red is technically just Ash in gameform, and less stupid. Ash in Japanese is actually Satoshi, and the voice actor for Satoshi is a member of JAM Project. Oak probably just wants his money.

    Fun facts man, AWAY!

  18. Marzen on February 23rd, 2012 10:51 am

    It's only cause Oak's senile and blind, so he can't see Gary flying on that Spearow.

  19. PvtDisposable on February 23rd, 2012 11:18 am

    That might be one of the biggest mistakes that he ever made. Do you know how many creepy old men have claimed to be Gary's granddad since his rise to fame?

  20. Zortsport on February 23rd, 2012 3:16 pm

    I think the only time Oak would be justified in asking your gender is when he encounters the pyro.

  21. Portalman118 on February 23rd, 2012 5:55 pm

    hey, Gary gets it from somewhere.

  22. PortalMan118 on February 23rd, 2012 5:57 pm

    Well, Gary gets it from somewhere.

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