Oh TF2… your crazy Mann Co. items will be the death of me!
At least we’re getting some decent entertainment out of these virtual wedding rings.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 17, 2012 · 1:27 AM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I seriously hope these are photoshops and people didn't seriously spend that much money x.x
Cheaper than a real engagement ring…
Guy love conquers all! Having no girlfriend isn't a problem for me! NOPE!
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I'll be IM'ing my bromance partner.
I saw Reddit+4Chan and Anne+Hitler combination with my own eyes.
Man the entier Halolz folks were laughing hard.
Good collection SirKemper!
That depends on the girl, Smash.
Spent less than a tenth of what 'professionals' say I should have on the engagement ring, and my wife still cherishes years later.
Diamonds… are overrated.
Aw, it didn't have the one named "THIS TOTALLY COUNTS"
why u-u
oh well, haters gonna hate?
I love this post so much just for the Scrubs song. God I miss that show.
Also: rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
You missed one. (And no, this one isn't a joke.)
What happened with the Mass Effect post?
That feel when you pay $100 for an in-game item and get rejected.
That is so silly. How on earth can you wear a diamond ring as a hat? Hopefully they bring out a jewellery box hat for this.
Not for me. I got an imaginary ring for my imaginary girl.
That is right. Burger, onion and squid rings are all acceptable substitutes.
They have already made over $10,000 through them already.
I wonder if it notifies people when they are rejected……
That would be embarrassing, not only do you get turned down by your fiancée for thinking a fake ring would count, but also announcing your failure to 30,000 people….
Appropriate, seeing as you would wear a ring on your hand and all…
Nice. This made it to the site. I remember someone mentioning that they were keeping track of all the good ones. Still… is it really worth $100?
Shawn done goofed. Wrong character.
It was a fail.
My favorite has to be "Anne Frank has accepted Adolf Hitler's 'No Hard Feelings'! Congratulations!"
Just the fact that Valve made that happen makes me smile.
And then there's this.
I know he did, but a post is a post even if it is a mistake. BTW, Ash looks awesome in ME3.
So that's what Irene looks like.
Is a promotional in-game item from a free to play game that doesn't do anything but send a message to everyone playing said free to play game worth $100?
Hell no!
you know….
its like the golden wrench in a way
HARDLY ANYONE is going to have these rings…
*looks at 0:45* OH Shawwwwwwwwwwwwn, who is this Zvisk person you've giving your heart to?
I found it coincidental that I had a Neon Genesis Evangelion Marathon and saw "Rei Ayanami has accepted Shiji Ikari's "Become one with me."! Congratulations!"
It was up for like, 60 seconds before I realized I was referencing the wrong character. I'll post it again later.
You've never seen people with disposable wallets full of $100's, have you?
That feel when Valve releases an update that tells everyone else when you get rejected.
They make burger rings? 'O'
Why doesn't anyone ever tell me these things?
Z-Z-Zvisk?
But… Shawn…. I thought you were mine in that never-having-met-you kinda way….
Oh The Torment…….
I would've loved to have seen one that said Alex Salmond has accepted David's Cameron "For God's sake man don't leave us"
She looks like a real wrench wench.
I bet she says no and goes back to her lover Rosie D. Riveter.
That feel when some of those TF2 players are your neighbors.
Yeah I wouldn't buy it I would rather spend my money on something else like me, who cares about girls. *Runs off to the corner to sob*
(Also Double rainbow?)
Hey don't pick on Debra! Shes very nice…
They are very good (despite obviously tasting nothing like a burger)
<img src="http://www.smiths.com.au/images/packshots/burger-rings.jpg">
"Whadya say? Pardners?"
"…YEP."
Combine it with some scrap metal and that spare bat and BINGO! Jar of Jarate.
The question is, "Will the ring fit on either of the Engie's gunslingers?"
no not a condom you dirty minded person
Those were the two best ones yet. I wonder if anyone's going to top that…
That feel when you learn that it's not refundable…
First comment here, just to post this. http://i.imgur.com/A80ng.png
I guess that would put both their hearts and wallets "through the ringer"!
Ragna and Jin.
The best bromance… yeah I'm scared of it too
I was skipping through the video to see if anything unexpected happened towards the end and I just randomly landed on this. I lol'd.
*rejected
That feel when you learned you could have bought a real ring with that money.
What's with the large bird/dragon in the background?
Does it make me sad and pathetic that I'm getting screenshots of all the rings I can when I'm online? Speaking of! We actually had someone that had the ring visit the halolz server! True story.
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I see what you did there… wait, I can't.
This is now a meme isn't it? Because I am entirely fine with that.
There there… you'll get that special little lady someday. Heck, if you try hard enough it might even happen outside of your dreams!
DOUBLE RAINBOW DASH ALL THE WAY ACROSS REPLIES!!
What does it mean?!
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I am so going to hunt these things down now.
<img src="http://www.feastoffun.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/08/user-images/7ijDcZ.Mayor_Adam_West_gets_married_family_guy_1239873_350_393.jpg">
This is all I can picture every time I think about the virtual valve rings now…
And the sad part is, you'd get the same results marrying your hand as you would someone virtually…
If Gabe Newell were any more evil, he would explode into flames and demand TF2 player's souls at his next interview.
That feel when you don't know that feel.
He pulled
up to a Mann Co. about seven or eight, and he yelled to the salesman yo holmes, smell ya later!
Looked at his inventory, he was finally there
to sit on his chair, as a TF2 player.
*Gives a bot a ring*
Forever Alone.
Yesterday I saw The Big Bang Theory accept God's Unified Theory of Creationism. Only funny one I've seen so far.
Would you believe my imaginary girl left me?
Will you marry me?
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Erectin' a wedding here!
Now we just need someone to make one of these out of that. rel="nofollow"> rel="nofollow">…
Am I the only one who notices that weird bird thing in the corner?
That feel when you realize Shawn still hasn't fixed the forums
I've seen somethingawful+4chan, is that considered funny?
Tvtropes..? OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
But you know what happens when you find that special little lady?
Sexins. Sounds good, right? Well, what happens when after some of those enjoyable sexins she tells you that she's erectin a dispenser? 9 months later all your sexins are going to be interrupted by your little scout screaming, "Medic!" all night long.
Damn, I was hoping for a heavy.
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We were actually starting to make progress!
Then you will have 400 babies that run as fast as Kenyans!
I laughed at the Evangelion one.
Don't be silly Alpar. He didn't have enough hats yet.
I'm dissapointed at the lack of LOTR references.
Come on people, name one "My Precious for My Precious"!