So yeah… for whatever reason, we had major problems moving the server to it’s new dedicated host. The short version is the site is too popular and therefore killing the hardware before it has a time to cache itself.

Anyway we’re back to the old server, and we’ll try again later after we run some more tests.

Sorry about being down all of Valentine’s Day! I will try to post all the great Valentiney things we got submitted before the end of tomorrow!

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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 14, 2012 · 10:18 PM 
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28 Responses to “[NEWS] We’re NOT Moving To A New Webserver!”

  1. Shawn Handyside on February 14th, 2012 10:21 pm

    I am pretty much a failure today. :/

  2. Nick Soapdish on February 14th, 2012 10:31 pm

    Being single on valentine's day and having Halolz unavailable? That would be a double kick to the nuts.

  3. IncredulousEric on February 14th, 2012 10:40 pm
  4. IncredulousEric on February 14th, 2012 10:43 pm
  5. Nick Soapdish on February 14th, 2012 10:51 pm

    Problems keeping your server up? Server down too fast? Can't keep things going for more then a minute or two?
    That's ok it happens to plenty of guys. We can just hang out on the old server until you're ready to try again.

  6. Butts on February 14th, 2012 11:11 pm

    With any luck it won't be able to cache that apostrophe in your fourteenth word

  7. Leo E. on February 14th, 2012 11:55 pm

    I don't feel like making the same comment twice, so here.

  8. Terrorrayne on February 15th, 2012 3:20 am

    Yesterday was S.A.D.

    ….Single's Awareness Day……I hate S.A.D…..makes me M.A.D.

  9. vash_ts on February 15th, 2012 6:33 am

    GRAB MY SERVER!
    *grabs*
    NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!

    so I herd you like this server….

    halolz used FEINT!
    Its super effective!

    Cant let you change servers, halolz!

    so the new page for halolz is (pay attention) http://www.-HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG

    MAKE ALL THE PUNS!!!!!

    I could go on…. but I want to live….

  10. Jimmy on February 15th, 2012 6:49 am

    Roses are red,
    Violets are blue,
    The forums are down,
    What the FUCK did Shawn do?!?

  11. Skrist on February 15th, 2012 7:32 am

    You are still less of a failure than the person that invented Valentine's Day. :D

  12. tstriker1 on February 15th, 2012 7:33 am

    It's okay, there there *pat pat*
    Also, I find it ironic that people are being nice to you when you aren't able to move the server, but everyone went mad when the forums went down.

  13. Skrist on February 15th, 2012 7:37 am

    Because we can always joke about something that can go down and nothing bad happens.
    If Halolz goes down, ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! O_O

  14. walktovanish on February 15th, 2012 8:16 am

    You, sir, are my new hero

  15. Deep Thought on February 15th, 2012 9:17 am

    yeah, yeah, you tell yourself that.

    And come April 1st, you're going to have the forums online. For the day.

  16. IncredulousEric on February 15th, 2012 9:24 am
  17. The AntiVillain on February 15th, 2012 9:48 am

    then join in the fun
    mastering anal discharge

  18. Caelun_Niveus on February 15th, 2012 11:24 am

    Multiple Alliterative Dating?

  19. MasterLuigi452 on February 15th, 2012 1:54 pm

    I'm pretty sure everyone here had that feeling at least once.

  20. Alpar on February 15th, 2012 3:12 pm

    It's okay Shawn. We still love you.

  21. Zortsport on February 15th, 2012 4:05 pm

    That piplup is doing a fair approximation.

  22. Jimmy on February 15th, 2012 10:04 pm

    Melancholy And Drunk?

  23. BTSnoogans on February 15th, 2012 11:05 pm

    Roses are red.
    Violets are blue.
    Rhyming is hard.
    Screw you and screw Valentine's Day.
    I'm gonna go play video games.

  24. BTSnoogans on February 15th, 2012 11:10 pm

    Matches Attack Dildos?

  25. Skrist on February 15th, 2012 11:11 pm

    Many Angry Dicks?

  26. BTSnoogans on February 15th, 2012 11:11 pm

    But the server refused to change…

  27. GazzyW007 on February 16th, 2012 8:07 pm

    Massive Arse Diameter.

  28. The AntiVillain on February 18th, 2012 6:57 pm

    magic apple diarrhea

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