So yeah… for whatever reason, we had major problems moving the server to it’s new dedicated host. The short version is the site is too popular and therefore killing the hardware before it has a time to cache itself.
Anyway we’re back to the old server, and we’ll try again later after we run some more tests.
Sorry about being down all of Valentine’s Day! I will try to post all the great Valentiney things we got submitted before the end of tomorrow!
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Email your video game related LOLZ to and if it's good we'll post it!
Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
I am pretty much a failure today. :/
Being single on valentine's day and having Halolz unavailable? That would be a double kick to the nuts.
<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/238/639/ca5.gif">
It is okay we all feel this way sometimes.
Sorry I had to go here with that.
<img src="http://chzemokid.files.wordpress.com/2011/07/emo-scene-hipster-skunks-are-so-melodramatic.jpg">
Problems keeping your server up? Server down too fast? Can't keep things going for more then a minute or two?
That's ok it happens to plenty of guys. We can just hang out on the old server until you're ready to try again.
With any luck it won't be able to cache that apostrophe in your fourteenth word
I don't feel like making the same comment twice, so here.
Yesterday was S.A.D.
….Single's Awareness Day……I hate S.A.D…..makes me M.A.D.
GRAB MY SERVER!
*grabs*
NOT GOING ANYWHERE!!!
so I herd you like this server….
halolz used FEINT!
Its super effective!
Cant let you change servers, halolz!
so the new page for halolz is (pay attention) http://www.-HNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGG
MAKE ALL THE PUNS!!!!!
I could go on…. but I want to live….
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
The forums are down,
What the FUCK did Shawn do?!?
You are still less of a failure than the person that invented Valentine's Day. :D
It's okay, there there *pat pat*
Also, I find it ironic that people are being nice to you when you aren't able to move the server, but everyone went mad when the forums went down.
Because we can always joke about something that can go down and nothing bad happens.
If Halolz goes down, ALL HOPE IS LOST!!! O_O
You, sir, are my new hero
yeah, yeah, you tell yourself that.
And come April 1st, you're going to have the forums online. For the day.
IF Halolz goes down:
<img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/126/314/3cd8a33a.png?1306264975">
then join in the fun
mastering anal discharge
Multiple Alliterative Dating?
I'm pretty sure everyone here had that feeling at least once.
It's okay Shawn. We still love you.
That piplup is doing a fair approximation.
Melancholy And Drunk?
Roses are red.
Violets are blue.
Rhyming is hard.
Screw you and screw Valentine's Day.
I'm gonna go play video games.
Matches Attack Dildos?
Many Angry Dicks?
But the server refused to change…
Massive Arse Diameter.
magic apple diarrhea