GODDAMN YOU GARY OAAAAAAAKKKKKK. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 1, 2012 · 4:29 PM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
This isn't the first time he's been a prick: http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/25/scyther-can-not-…
He clearly has nothing else better to do, so he just stalks me 24/7!
going thu my pictures like a hour ago… come across this one, lol at it
get on halolz what…the…fuck
And once again, Bulbasaur is shown no love. But then again, he does get some action with Gardenia.
And it is definitely not going to be the last.
He's rich.
He's talented.
He wears Poké Spice deodorant.
He can do whatever the heck he wants to do. And when you're as successful as him, there is a lot to do. But since everything is all dust under his running shoes, almost everything gives him little satisfaction.
So, he takes interest in you. You are his Protégé. You came from the same humble roots as him, and if anyone can hope to become as great as he is one day, it's you.
He follows you. He keeps tabs on you, as one would keep tabs on a stray pet. He lets you win. He lets you become the Pokémon League Champion. He raises you to annihilate everything in your path so you can eventually stand on his level and face him as a true rival.
Yes, he does have nothing better to do.
For he is Gary Oak.
And then his grandfather bursts in because once he heard the situation he came as quickly as he could.
The worst part is that he will continue to follow you in that squirtle custome every time you are having sex…
It is always that same bastard every single time…
Ruining the moment at the exact perfect timing…
Better ending then Inception.
Better love story then Twilight.
* ALTERNATE ENDING *
Is that it? In that case I'll go with this suit!
<img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/c/c4/569Garbodor.png/183px-569Garbodor.png">
* "Gary Motherfucking Oak" appears! *
IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOO what the
It's not his fault you cant keep up with his awesomeness
Oh boy, I remember this one.
Except those people who don't exist.
It just says "your rival bursts through the bedroom door", not necessarily Gary Oak. If it WERE Gary, he wouldn't take the Squirtle costume, he'd take your girlfriend… and maybe the Squirtle costume too
Just now did I realized that you can't choose charmander, since it's not in the same egg group as gardevoir
i'm furry and i find her unflappable
gee, sure is cOLD in here
It's not his fault you can't ignore his girth.
Dare I ask? Is it because she's not furry enough or… *sigh* Whatever. I don't want to know any more about your sexual preferences than I already do.
And this is the point where I realize that Gary Oak wasn't an outfit option.
There's a Hydro Pump joke here, but I choose not to say it.
as a girl I assume that for me it would be a cute guy who dresses as Gallade to which I reply you dont have a Gym leader Roark costume do you ?
(becuse I think Roark is sexy)
You ponder for a moment, then grin, pulling out your own Pokemon costume…
So if Gary Oak does everything before you, has he fixed the forums?
Except that just means that they can't have an egg, not that they can't get it on.
Doesn't this make Bulbasaur the forever alone guy?
<img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/138/2/1/comish__gardevoir_i_choose_u_by_tiaamaito.jpg" length="400" width="400">
Personally, I prefer Lopunny because it's softer but…Gardevoir is good too.
<img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/138/6/7/Gardevoir_by_JamesDonaldson.jpg" length="300" width="300">
People in the Johto region are JUST getting these kinds of magazines…
<img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/112/f/5/Gardevoir_Nap_by_bittenhard.jpg" length="300" width="300">
Maybe it's the fin thing in the middle of her chest.
I think if some girl made me pick a Pokemon costume to wear, I'd pick a Pokemon that could learn the move substitute.
<img src=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvwmhCj7C1qgmrm2o1_500.gif>
Deal with it!
Right, like that'll stop me.
This is so much funnier than it has any right to be.
And it definitely wasn't me either, probably that Lucas characters rival, what was his name? Barry? yes I think that was it.
I'D HYDRO PUMP HER ALL NIGHT!
There, I did it for you.
Meaning within the meaning?
Fursuits.
*than
Oh no, Ment was right. We ARE turning into Youtube comments D:
That won't prevent the Swallow, Spit out, Gunk Shot, and other nasty Pokemon jokes.
Or maybe it's cause he said flappable and not fappable.
Halolz rule number 2a, dear friend…
Meowth? But he's already a Pokemon.
I'm not sure that's anything to be particularly proud of. She has some strange… <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-diamond-pearl-platinum-gardenia-vinewhip.gif" alt="" img="">
desires.
SHUT UP AND PICK THE TAJIRI COSTUME, GARY.
Everyone is Furry for Gardevoir.
Mah boi, this heat is what all true Pokemon Trainers strive for.
But it IS his fault if he chose a certain Pokemon depending on yours.
Maybe because she's a plant with plant parts.
<img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/242/719/4a7.gif">
Well played, Gary; well played.
Or he joins in. He thinks he'll win because he's got a winning type.
Dude, just use Steel Claw. It's the future now.
but Shawn gets to do it…
Oh well. Time for me to go into self imposed exile.
That feel when you realize the girl is wearing a male gardevoir costume
Seems legit and perfectly normal to me!!! :D I'd like a cut of DAT ASS.
Oh noes!
<img src="http://static2.dmcdn.net/static/video/491/732/36237194:jpeg_preview_medium.jpg?20111010003750" img>
*SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED. HALOLZ WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN THIRTY SECONDS.*
DAT GRAMMAR.
Dat logic…..
Apparently I use the slang term 'dat' now, whilst questioning the grammar in another comment?
*blows dust off keyboard*
At least it didn't go as bad as last time: http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/0…
-sorry it's been a while
Six minutes ago. I miss Halolz already!
<img src="http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_7G6ciJUMuAk/TGOJCxnXBYI/AAAAAAAABY8/drhyu0NLBdY/s400/yo+dawg+1.jpg" alt="" />
YOU ARE BACK!
Quick, everyone! We must organize a parade for the return of our mountain-dwelling Pokemon Master!
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GASP! HE TOLD ME HE WOULDN'T TELL!
I think Xzibit has the explanation covered.
<img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoip37Y0J1r0sykzo3_500.gif" alt="">
and I just realized Squirtle is punching himself in this gif
Is that where you write your Cave Johnson posts?
I'm assuming Gary Oak is behind Pokeboy?
He tries to be like Hugh Hefner, so…
Seeing how impatient he is, I don't think the girlfriend would have much to enjoy
Hey mister! I'm the one who posts the promiscuous pictures here! D:
<img src="http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25700000/Gardevoir-pokemon-25799562-599-422.jpg">
<img src="http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2199/osana06.png" border="'0'//">
But it's still a water type
I think he means Skitty. I hear it's been trying to get away from Wailord for a while now
<img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081028020423/uncyclopedia/images/archive/d/d4/20100906202411!KingWondering.JPG" alt="" />
hmmm… now if only we could photoshop him to look like me…
We don't go to /v/ anymore…
but naw.
That's Halolz exclusive. They'd just derail the thread over there.
*cue epic music here*
And after your epic battle, some pussy comes slinking in the and takes the bulbasaur costume
Still has a pretty good Power of 50 and… does half damage to Water.
Damn it. How can the humble Charmander succeed?
4chan dump time?
4chan dump time.
<img src="http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive/17753218/images/1328063091896.jpg">
Courtesy, your friendly neighborhood fa/tg/guy
No need to buy birth control.
I'd flap to her all night.
Now fapping, that's a different matter…
Also, where the hell you been?
I haven't seen you in forever.
… pretty much since the forums went down.
Bad News: No Paizuri.
Good News: Everything Else.
Link text
Images taking up comments section is getting rather tiring.
One image does not equal dumping.
You forgot the all time classic String Shot.
You don't think….? Nah. But now Red, he seems like a sketchy fellow.
*clears throat*
What happened when i clicked the link:
<img src="http://cybernetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/404error-2d3.jpg" alt="" />
I was just over there *points*
… training an electrode to coordinate its attacks with a certain AC/DC song…
also breeding eevees and magikarps
Incidentally I have also completed the Unova pokedex
Oh, yeah, right, that's a "hypothetical" question, sure…….
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_yrGcsGRBEew/TJJi-dH7XaI…
Was it TNT? What about High Voltage? Maybe it was Big Balls? Come to think of it Electrode can go with a lot of AC/DC songs.
So how are the Unovan mountains?
I actually meant self-imposed exile, not 4chan, but either way.
*Link to 4chan*
LOLNOPE
You decide to use some "special" medication. Oak's voice echos:
"There's a time and place for everything! But not now.."
So…am I the only one remembering that some Gardevoirs are MALE?
Three words:
Spiders
Mines
Floating Rocks
Overall grade C-
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actually.
But the latter would be appropriate for a jumpluff:
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/5/5e/189Jumpluff.png" alt="" />
That's the button to make the coffee. We should really keep that button away from the self destruct button. Or make it blue instead.
Any good trainer always brings a Pikachu.
It's not as bad as the realization that some Mr. Mimes are female
I bet one of the Halolz civilians have the talent to do it.
One thing I've wondered is:
Female Kirlas wear skirts, right
But the males have them too, unless they're kilts,
which means:
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crap
Then Silver bursts into the fucking room and steals my poke- erm girlfriend. Mother fucker.
Five years from now, I'll be wondering how Halolz turned from a funny caption site into a vidia porn site so quickly and without notice.
I was saying link the text buuuuut for reference…
http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_links.asp
First one you see boxed.
Gardevoir R34, Gardevoir R34 everywhere.
Gary gets all the bitches XD
No one can deny.
Xzibit ALWAYS has the explanation covered. How you ask? I have no idea.
What is this I don't even…
This just makes me think of how I want more Transformers stuff on this site. C'mon Shawn, BotCon's almost here, post some TF stuff!
I always hated the rival.
what's his name again? Douchebag? Pretty sure it's Douchebag.
Why would you want to breed magikarps? Have you been hanging out with Brock again?
And then you will suddenly remember the name SEGA Uranus, and weep.
Bulbasaur obviously doesn't.
<img src="http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-ukNutcljQ50/TgQzfXs6PlI/AAAAAAAAAqY/gbEuF7SqX5w/s1600/I%2Bhave%2Bno%2Bidea.png">
Actually, I think Medic''s got this one.
Wait… this is not a hypothetical question. Mainly due to the fact that there are no questions in their post.
Well that's what you get for trying to impress Cave Johnson with some silly little science fair project.
*counting on fingers* That's four words, Red.
Remember, you need to use Harden first.
Why are we all calling Ivysaur Bulbasar?
There was a video on YouTube of a guy doing a VERY good reading of this, but rel="nofollow">it appears to have been taken down.
…Which kinda makes this comment useless if it's nothing but a link to a dead video. Whatever, I don't need to make fulfilled comments ALL THE TIME.
…Fine, here, enjoy another crappy comic I made. And play Katawa Shoujo if you haven't already. It's free, and as long as you have a heart, you'll love it.
Thought Halolz finally took down the Christmas background… turned out to just be a giant League of Legends advertisement
<img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/219/643/images.">
Silver? SILVER?
That bastard
inb4 tldr
Also I choose spiritomb with wondergaurd. if we're pretending it doesn't matter if it's possible or not.
Actually she's supposed to be an angel.
Because shutup
but everybody evolves THOSE into gallades instead of gardevoirs.
Why did you crop out the replies?
The replies are some of the best parts.
Alpar, you're comments aren't as funny as they used to be. I'm unsubscribing.
Wait… people subscribe to comments?
Seriously?
I don't know about fapping or flapping or whatever, but when you try to hug Gardevoir… That fin hurts.
Haha. Cut.
He didn't tell. Gary told. And Gary can do whatever he wants because he's Gary Motherfuckin' Oak.
Oh god… It really is youtube…
Well… look on the bright side. It could be like 4chan.
Or so you would think…
Plus you'd know if she was cheating on you
>IMPLYYYYYYYYYYING!!!!
O noez! I discovered a typo in my post and now I can't edit.
you're should be your. I am now shamed.
Well, I was too busy training pokemon to learn me some math
Well that was the implication,
okay, it was more so trying to find both a level 1 and level 100 via fishing…
I found a level 3 and a level 80
<img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/611/close_enough.png" alt="">
And, on a matter related to the initial post; I happen to have a level 75 gardevoir of my own… I always keep it around
Hoenn: One messed up place
better to stay up on your mountain right?
<img src=http://i.imgur.com/EJInI.gif>
I'm pretty sure he's talking about Wally here
Actually, she's derived from ballroom dancers, hence the dress and lack of facial expression, and Joan of Arc, hence her defensive attitude and names (garde devoir: French for Guard and Duty respectively; Saa Naito: Japanese for Come Night).
Shut up I read it on TV Tropes so it HAS to be true! IT HAS TO BE!
(listed as word of god meaning the creator says so)
I'll bring the nukes!
Every parade needs nukes, just look at Cuba, Soviet Russia, and China.
He fixed them, but they couldn't resist his girth and broke again.
That then begs the question, how do cripples do it? I mean, its not like they can move there hips very much so wouldn't it eventually just result in one person lying on top of the other?
Why am I now contemplating this? BRAIN BLEACH!
Funny enough, that guy's face (left guy) sums up my reaction to almost everything on Fox News.
If the guy in this situation had any sense at all, he'd already have a Gary Oak costume for just such an occasion.
You'll have to play the game to find out ;3
is that
is that really you
<img src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lyr6oomx8w1r0ulz9.png">
"Keep it around" eh…
*nudge*
*nudge*
*wink*
*wink*
You should check out that cough. You might be brewing on something.
weirded slighty, listening to will i am's THE when i saw the two animated gif above… matched pretty well , weird
You then have to grab her boobs, celebrate your success and make haste to catch the other 648.
…not sure if being serious
or making witty response.
>YOU WILL ARGUE OVER ANYTHING
>IMPLYING YOU DIDN'T CHECK MY DUBS
>PC MASTER RACE
Yeah naaaah.
All my +1s for linking the Holy Song.
Trainer uses Motorboat
It's not very effective
Trainer has fainted! …and lost an eye.
Fuckin' pothead the porcupine.
RED!!! You're back!!! Where the HELL have you been?!? The man cave has been compromised!!!
Oh, yeah…I could see him being the guy behind that…damn…now I feel stupid for getting two subscriptions…Happy (early) Birthday!!! *Hands you a copy*
^^^ Damn straight.
Screw math!!! You were SUPPOSED to bring back some Unova region BOOZE!!! What happened? You drink it all?
6 beers x 2 people (me & you) = 12 pack
There's your math man.
LMAO God I freaking missed you!!! Now, hand me a brew. We need to celebrate your return like it's 1999!!!
Leo…keep making these, and I will read them. *Stares intently* Also, if you've got a DeviantArt account or something, that would be cool for me to check out. So, let me know.
I hope you have Sheer Force as an ability
It's Sleep powder first, THEN Harden, THEN Pound.
Eh, Unova booze is cheaply produced and overrated.
I mean Pokémon Champions don't always drink, but when they do, they drink from the sweet quality of Dragon Rage™. And conveniently, Blackthorn City is the closest to Mt. Silver. So, let's go get some.
Stay thirsty, my friends.
*Stares at you awkwardly as if you were Gary Oak himself barging in unannounced* So yeah, Red…like I've mentioned before…our man cave has been compromised.
I think it's Andrew W.K.
I do have a dA account, but I've pretty much never used it.
What Alpar wants:
<img src="http://gentlemensroundtable.org/sitebuildercontent/sitebuilderpictures/GTR-2.JPG">
What most of Halolz wants:
<img src="http://chzmemebase.files.wordpress.com/2011/03/memes-arachnid-gentleman-starts-the-week-with-class.jpg">
Pretty much what I want:
<img src="http://img.ponibooru.org/_images/83056e97142b5673ea14348aa05a581f/87292%20-%20Albert_Wesker%20artist%3ASpeccySY%20complete_global_celebration%20complete_global_saturation%20meme%20pinkamena_diane_pie%20pinkie_pie%20RE5%20resident_evil%20Resident_evil_5.png" length="400" width="400">
Will that be before or after he has done his way with your mother?
Sadly I actually have a Charmander costume >_>
Sorry, I'm normally not the type to do this, but I have to.
Metal Claw*
Not the weirdest pokewaifu i've seen.
You wouldn't believe the size of the Garbodor fanbase. e_e
Link plzkthanxbai.
My penis is so confused right now.
I'm being seriously witty.
Don't forget Wood Hammer!
GOD FREAKING DAMMIT. Does it count because it's a Steel move?
Angel as in:
- "Wow, she's an angel from a higher plane of existance!"
or
"Daaaaaaamn, she's an angel."
THE LATTER THEN!
Here, but don't be surprised when you see nothing.
…On second thought, maybe I should upload the comics there.
…Later. Because I'm lazy.
I know. My friend has a Male Gardevior OC who literally cuts the bottom in places so he can call them coattails.
What''s that? No one is interested? Okay.
>Implying that Gary Oak is not a prick at all times.
fuck it lets just use this as a tamplate
<img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-machoke-clefairy-rapecomic.jpg">
relevant rel="nofollow">
Okay, okay. I've been to TV tropes before, so I understand. I was just reading the names and origins on sites such as Bulbapedia and Serebii. Also, I did notice something about an angel on a return visit, so kudos to you.
When you're following an angel
Does it mean you have to
Throw your body off a building?
Somewhere they're sittin' on a pinhead
Callin' you an angel
Callin' you the nicest things.
I saw that coming…You can't ignore his girth after all. :3
psst:
the link should say to /vp/, not to /v/
Pick Squirtle. Laugh at Gary for having to be quadrapedal, then Ice Beam him.
Also, if that image was indicative of her appearance, that's not a suit. That's a deeply troubled Gardevoir.
Yo know what's good with a nice comic? Audio of said comic!
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I believe this is what you have been searching for? (Heck yeah, he's back.)
Oh god…
I bawled at the end of Katawa Shoujo.
And that was only my first playthrough!
Take pity on Wally. He's sick. No, this dick would be Cheren.
GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK!!! YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS LOSE TO ME EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE TYPE ADVANTAGE!!!
Doesn't matter, had sex.
I've heard rumors of a Druddigon fanbase also. Haven't seen anything major yet.
I thought we agreed that his name was to be Shitballz.
4chan or not, it's Rule 34 at it's finest.
God, Starscream, stop getting fucking toast crumbs in the jelly!