Hypothetical question 4chan Gary Oak

GODDAMN YOU GARY OAAAAAAAKKKKKK. DAMN YOU TO HELL.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on February 1, 2012 · 4:29 PM 
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208 Responses to “Hypothetical question”

  1. Sceptilianblade on February 1st, 2012 4:33 pm

    This isn't the first time he's been a prick: http://www.halolz.com/2010/05/25/scyther-can-not-

  2. Captain Flavor on February 1st, 2012 4:36 pm

    He clearly has nothing else better to do, so he just stalks me 24/7!

  3. BroStokes on February 1st, 2012 4:41 pm

    going thu my pictures like a hour ago… come across this one, lol at it
    get on halolz what…the…fuck

  4. AntExtreme on February 1st, 2012 4:44 pm

    And once again, Bulbasaur is shown no love. But then again, he does get some action with Gardenia.

  5. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 4:45 pm

    And it is definitely not going to be the last.

  6. C__F on February 1st, 2012 4:46 pm

    He's rich.
    He's talented.
    He wears Poké Spice deodorant.
    He can do whatever the heck he wants to do. And when you're as successful as him, there is a lot to do. But since everything is all dust under his running shoes, almost everything gives him little satisfaction.
    So, he takes interest in you. You are his Protégé. You came from the same humble roots as him, and if anyone can hope to become as great as he is one day, it's you.
    He follows you. He keeps tabs on you, as one would keep tabs on a stray pet. He lets you win. He lets you become the Pokémon League Champion. He raises you to annihilate everything in your path so you can eventually stand on his level and face him as a true rival.

    Yes, he does have nothing better to do.
    For he is Gary Oak.

  7. VyseRogueKing on February 1st, 2012 4:52 pm

    And then his grandfather bursts in because once he heard the situation he came as quickly as he could.

  8. MonocleMan22 on February 1st, 2012 4:59 pm

    The worst part is that he will continue to follow you in that squirtle custome every time you are having sex…

  9. MasterLuigi452 on February 1st, 2012 4:59 pm

    It is always that same bastard every single time…
    Ruining the moment at the exact perfect timing…

  10. ChemicalKirby on February 1st, 2012 5:00 pm

    Better ending then Inception.

  11. ChemicalKirby on February 1st, 2012 5:00 pm

    Better love story then Twilight.

  12. Valvatorez on February 1st, 2012 5:03 pm

    * ALTERNATE ENDING *

    Is that it? In that case I'll go with this suit!

    <img src="http://cdn.bulbagarden.net/media/upload/thumb/c/c4/569Garbodor.png/183px-569Garbodor.png"&gt;

    * "Gary Motherfucking Oak" appears! *

    IN THAT CASE, I'LL CHOO what the

  13. MonocleMan22 on February 1st, 2012 5:04 pm

    It's not his fault you cant keep up with his awesomeness

  14. CapnJakeBob on February 1st, 2012 5:05 pm

    Oh boy, I remember this one.

  15. Pupsrus13 on February 1st, 2012 5:06 pm

    Except those people who don't exist.

  16. TransPM on February 1st, 2012 5:08 pm

    It just says "your rival bursts through the bedroom door", not necessarily Gary Oak. If it WERE Gary, he wouldn't take the Squirtle costume, he'd take your girlfriend… and maybe the Squirtle costume too

  17. MonocleMan22 on February 1st, 2012 5:09 pm

    Just now did I realized that you can't choose charmander, since it's not in the same egg group as gardevoir

  18. Dr. Furry on February 1st, 2012 5:10 pm

    i'm furry and i find her unflappable

  19. Dr. Furry on February 1st, 2012 5:10 pm

    gee, sure is cOLD in here

  20. Lordshadow on February 1st, 2012 5:10 pm

    It's not his fault you can't ignore his girth.

  21. VyseRogueKing on February 1st, 2012 5:16 pm

    Dare I ask? Is it because she's not furry enough or… *sigh* Whatever. I don't want to know any more about your sexual preferences than I already do.

  22. ibbolia on February 1st, 2012 5:18 pm

    And this is the point where I realize that Gary Oak wasn't an outfit option.

  23. Chimental on February 1st, 2012 5:20 pm

    There's a Hydro Pump joke here, but I choose not to say it.

  24. death_by_Cucco on February 1st, 2012 5:21 pm

    as a girl I assume that for me it would be a cute guy who dresses as Gallade to which I reply you dont have a Gym leader Roark costume do you ?

    (becuse I think Roark is sexy)

  25. TheInsaneWombat on February 1st, 2012 5:26 pm

    You ponder for a moment, then grin, pulling out your own Pokemon costume…

  26. EddRazzell on February 1st, 2012 5:28 pm

    So if Gary Oak does everything before you, has he fixed the forums?

  27. Hirushi on February 1st, 2012 5:28 pm

    Except that just means that they can't have an egg, not that they can't get it on.

  28. FutureGentlman on February 1st, 2012 5:33 pm

    Doesn't this make Bulbasaur the forever alone guy?

  29. Jimmy on February 1st, 2012 5:41 pm

    <img src="http://fc07.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/138/2/1/comish__gardevoir_i_choose_u_by_tiaamaito.jpg&quot; length="400" width="400">
    Personally, I prefer Lopunny because it's softer but…Gardevoir is good too.

    <img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs43/f/2009/138/6/7/Gardevoir_by_JamesDonaldson.jpg&quot; length="300" width="300">
    People in the Johto region are JUST getting these kinds of magazines…
    <img src="http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs13/f/2007/112/f/5/Gardevoir_Nap_by_bittenhard.jpg&quot; length="300" width="300">

  30. Jerach on February 1st, 2012 5:42 pm

    Maybe it's the fin thing in the middle of her chest.

  31. MC Ninja on February 1st, 2012 5:44 pm

    I think if some girl made me pick a Pokemon costume to wear, I'd pick a Pokemon that could learn the move substitute.

  32. Ice_Cold_Water on February 1st, 2012 5:45 pm

    <img src=http://27.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgvwmhCj7C1qgmrm2o1_500.gif>
    Deal with it!

  33. Brian on February 1st, 2012 5:47 pm

    Right, like that'll stop me.

  34. Dante on February 1st, 2012 5:48 pm

    This is so much funnier than it has any right to be.

  35. Passerby Boy on February 1st, 2012 5:49 pm

    And it definitely wasn't me either, probably that Lucas characters rival, what was his name? Barry? yes I think that was it.

  36. SirNumel on February 1st, 2012 5:52 pm

    I'D HYDRO PUMP HER ALL NIGHT!

    There, I did it for you.

  37. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 5:52 pm

    Meaning within the meaning?

  38. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 5:53 pm

    Fursuits.

  39. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 5:53 pm

    *than

    Oh no, Ment was right. We ARE turning into Youtube comments D:

  40. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 5:54 pm

    That won't prevent the Swallow, Spit out, Gunk Shot, and other nasty Pokemon jokes.

  41. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 5:55 pm

    Or maybe it's cause he said flappable and not fappable.

  42. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 5:57 pm

    Halolz rule number 2a, dear friend…

  43. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 5:57 pm

    Meowth? But he's already a Pokemon.

  44. SirNumel on February 1st, 2012 5:58 pm

    I'm not sure that's anything to be particularly proud of. She has some strange… <img src="http://www.halolz.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/10/halolz-dot-com-pokemon-diamond-pearl-platinum-gardenia-vinewhip.gif&quot; alt="" img="">
    desires.

  45. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 5:59 pm

    SHUT UP AND PICK THE TAJIRI COSTUME, GARY.

  46. Virlunae on February 1st, 2012 5:59 pm

    Everyone is Furry for Gardevoir.

  47. ChaosController on February 1st, 2012 6:00 pm

    Mah boi, this heat is what all true Pokemon Trainers strive for.

  48. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 6:00 pm

    But it IS his fault if he chose a certain Pokemon depending on yours.

  49. GazzyW007 on February 1st, 2012 6:02 pm

    Maybe because she's a plant with plant parts.

  50. ChaosController on February 1st, 2012 6:03 pm
  51. GazzyW007 on February 1st, 2012 6:03 pm

    Or he joins in. He thinks he'll win because he's got a winning type.

  52. GazzyW007 on February 1st, 2012 6:04 pm

    Dude, just use Steel Claw. It's the future now.

  53. Deep Thought on February 1st, 2012 6:05 pm

    but Shawn gets to do it…

    Oh well. Time for me to go into self imposed exile.

  54. The Bird on February 1st, 2012 6:12 pm

    That feel when you realize the girl is wearing a male gardevoir costume

  55. Jimmy on February 1st, 2012 6:12 pm

    Seems legit and perfectly normal to me!!! :D I'd like a cut of DAT ASS.

  56. Sceptilianblade on February 1st, 2012 6:18 pm

    Oh noes!

    <img src="http://static2.dmcdn.net/static/video/491/732/36237194:jpeg_preview_medium.jpg?20111010003750&quot; img>

    *SELF-DESTRUCT ACTIVATED. HALOLZ WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN THIRTY SECONDS.*

  57. Dash12345678 on February 1st, 2012 6:22 pm

    DAT GRAMMAR.

    Dat logic…..

    Apparently I use the slang term 'dat' now, whilst questioning the grammar in another comment?

  58. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:23 pm

    *blows dust off keyboard*
    At least it didn't go as bad as last time: http://www.geekstir.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/0

    -sorry it's been a while

  59. Dash12345678 on February 1st, 2012 6:24 pm

    Six minutes ago. I miss Halolz already!

  60. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:25 pm
  61. Sceptilianblade on February 1st, 2012 6:25 pm

    YOU ARE BACK!
    Quick, everyone! We must organize a parade for the return of our mountain-dwelling Pokemon Master!

  62. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:25 pm

    Egg groups? Who needs 'em rel="nofollow">

  63. SEGA Uranus on February 1st, 2012 6:25 pm

    GASP! HE TOLD ME HE WOULDN'T TELL!

  64. VyseRogueKing on February 1st, 2012 6:26 pm

    I think Xzibit has the explanation covered.

  65. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:27 pm

    <img src="http://26.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpoip37Y0J1r0sykzo3_500.gif&quot; alt="">

    and I just realized Squirtle is punching himself in this gif

  66. Dash12345678 on February 1st, 2012 6:28 pm

    Is that where you write your Cave Johnson posts?

  67. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:29 pm

    I'm assuming Gary Oak is behind Pokeboy?
    He tries to be like Hugh Hefner, so…

  68. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:29 pm

    Seeing how impatient he is, I don't think the girlfriend would have much to enjoy

  69. SEGA Uranus on February 1st, 2012 6:30 pm

    Hey mister! I'm the one who posts the promiscuous pictures here! D:

    <img src="http://images5.fanpop.com/image/photos/25700000/Gardevoir-pokemon-25799562-599-422.jpg"&gt;

    <img src="http://img252.imageshack.us/img252/2199/osana06.png&quot; border="'0'//">

  70. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:30 pm

    But it's still a water type

  71. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:31 pm

    I think he means Skitty. I hear it's been trying to get away from Wailord for a while now

  72. Red on February 1st, 2012 6:32 pm

    <img src="http://images1.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20081028020423/uncyclopedia/images/archive/d/d4/20100906202411!KingWondering.JPG&quot; alt="" />
    hmmm… now if only we could photoshop him to look like me…

  73. Deep Thought on February 1st, 2012 6:34 pm

    We don't go to /v/ anymore…

    but naw.

    That's Halolz exclusive. They'd just derail the thread over there.

  74. vash_ts on February 1st, 2012 6:40 pm

    *cue epic music here*

  75. MeatyMcSausage on February 1st, 2012 6:40 pm

    And after your epic battle, some pussy comes slinking in the and takes the bulbasaur costume

  76. GazzyW007 on February 1st, 2012 6:40 pm

    Still has a pretty good Power of 50 and… does half damage to Water.

    Damn it. How can the humble Charmander succeed?

  77. Deep Thought on February 1st, 2012 6:41 pm
  78. Cloak on February 1st, 2012 6:47 pm

    No need to buy birth control.

  79. Cloak on February 1st, 2012 6:49 pm

    I'd flap to her all night.
    Now fapping, that's a different matter…
    Also, where the hell you been?
    I haven't seen you in forever.
    … pretty much since the forums went down.

  80. Cloak on February 1st, 2012 6:52 pm

    Bad News: No Paizuri.
    Good News: Everything Else.

  81. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 6:53 pm

    Link text

    Images taking up comments section is getting rather tiring.

  82. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 6:54 pm

    One image does not equal dumping.

  83. MasterLuigi452 on February 1st, 2012 6:55 pm

    You forgot the all time classic String Shot.

  84. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 6:57 pm

    You don't think….? Nah. But now Red, he seems like a sketchy fellow.

  85. Red on February 1st, 2012 7:11 pm

    *clears throat*

  86. Red on February 1st, 2012 7:12 pm

    What happened when i clicked the link:
    <img src="http://cybernetnews.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/04/404error-2d3.jpg&quot; alt="" />

  87. Red on February 1st, 2012 7:13 pm

    I was just over there *points*
    … training an electrode to coordinate its attacks with a certain AC/DC song…
    also breeding eevees and magikarps

  88. Red on February 1st, 2012 7:13 pm

    Incidentally I have also completed the Unova pokedex

  89. EzioCauthon on February 1st, 2012 7:25 pm

    Oh, yeah, right, that's a "hypothetical" question, sure…….

  90. Souleater676 on February 1st, 2012 7:27 pm
  91. VyseRogueKing on February 1st, 2012 7:28 pm

    Was it TNT? What about High Voltage? Maybe it was Big Balls? Come to think of it Electrode can go with a lot of AC/DC songs.

  92. Dash12345678 on February 1st, 2012 7:30 pm

    So how are the Unovan mountains?

  93. Dash12345678 on February 1st, 2012 7:37 pm

    I actually meant self-imposed exile, not 4chan, but either way.

  94. GregManwit on February 1st, 2012 7:43 pm

    *Link to 4chan*
    LOLNOPE

  95. Hyze on February 1st, 2012 7:43 pm

    You decide to use some "special" medication. Oak's voice echos:
    "There's a time and place for everything! But not now.."

  96. Hyze on February 1st, 2012 7:45 pm

    So…am I the only one remembering that some Gardevoirs are MALE?

  97. Red on February 1st, 2012 7:47 pm

    Three words:
    Spiders
    Mines
    Floating Rocks

    Overall grade C-

  98. Red on February 1st, 2012 7:48 pm

    rel="nofollow">
    actually.

    But the latter would be appropriate for a jumpluff:
    <img src="http://images.wikia.com/pokemon/images/5/5e/189Jumpluff.png&quot; alt="" />

  99. shadow649 on February 1st, 2012 7:49 pm

    That's the button to make the coffee. We should really keep that button away from the self destruct button. Or make it blue instead.

  100. GregManwit on February 1st, 2012 7:50 pm

    Any good trainer always brings a Pikachu.

  101. Awesomecake on February 1st, 2012 7:57 pm

    It's not as bad as the realization that some Mr. Mimes are female

  102. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 8:00 pm

    I bet one of the Halolz civilians have the talent to do it.

  103. Red on February 1st, 2012 8:02 pm

    One thing I've wondered is:
    Female Kirlas wear skirts, right
    But the males have them too, unless they're kilts,
    which means:
    <img src="http://web.ripnet.com/~nimmos/images/bagpipe_graphics/bagpiper.jpg&quot; alt="" />
    crap

  104. Marzen on February 1st, 2012 8:05 pm

    Then Silver bursts into the fucking room and steals my poke- erm girlfriend. Mother fucker.

  105. El_bruno on February 1st, 2012 8:14 pm

    Five years from now, I'll be wondering how Halolz turned from a funny caption site into a vidia porn site so quickly and without notice.

  106. Alpar on February 1st, 2012 8:14 pm

    I was saying link the text buuuuut for reference…
    http://www.w3schools.com/html/html_links.asp

    First one you see boxed.

  107. CriticalQuit on February 1st, 2012 8:17 pm

    Gardevoir R34, Gardevoir R34 everywhere.

    Gary gets all the bitches XD

  108. CriticalQuit on February 1st, 2012 8:23 pm

    No one can deny.

  109. Lord_Science on February 1st, 2012 8:43 pm

    Xzibit ALWAYS has the explanation covered. How you ask? I have no idea.

  110. Lord_Science on February 1st, 2012 8:45 pm

    What is this I don't even…

  111. ZephyrX9 on February 1st, 2012 8:52 pm

    This just makes me think of how I want more Transformers stuff on this site. C'mon Shawn, BotCon's almost here, post some TF stuff!

  112. GregManwit on February 1st, 2012 8:55 pm

    I always hated the rival.
    what's his name again? Douchebag? Pretty sure it's Douchebag.

  113. Lord_Science on February 1st, 2012 8:57 pm

    Why would you want to breed magikarps? Have you been hanging out with Brock again?

  114. Lord_Science on February 1st, 2012 9:02 pm

    And then you will suddenly remember the name SEGA Uranus, and weep.

  115. Lord_Science on February 1st, 2012 9:03 pm

    Bulbasaur obviously doesn't.

  116. ChaosController on February 1st, 2012 9:34 pm
  117. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 9:34 pm

    Wait… this is not a hypothetical question. Mainly due to the fact that there are no questions in their post.

  118. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 9:36 pm

    Well that's what you get for trying to impress Cave Johnson with some silly little science fair project.

  119. Sceptilianblade on February 1st, 2012 9:40 pm

    *counting on fingers* That's four words, Red.

  120. GenCasar on February 1st, 2012 9:42 pm

    Remember, you need to use Harden first.

  121. GenCasar on February 1st, 2012 9:47 pm

    Why are we all calling Ivysaur Bulbasar?

  122. Leo E. on February 1st, 2012 9:51 pm

    There was a video on YouTube of a guy doing a VERY good reading of this, but rel="nofollow">it appears to have been taken down.

    …Which kinda makes this comment useless if it's nothing but a link to a dead video. Whatever, I don't need to make fulfilled comments ALL THE TIME.

    …Fine, here, enjoy another crappy comic I made. And play Katawa Shoujo if you haven't already. It's free, and as long as you have a heart, you'll love it.

  123. TransPM on February 1st, 2012 9:52 pm

    Thought Halolz finally took down the Christmas background… turned out to just be a giant League of Legends advertisement

  124. Armetron on February 1st, 2012 10:10 pm
  125. Passerby Boy on February 1st, 2012 10:14 pm

    Silver? SILVER?

    That bastard

  126. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 1st, 2012 10:22 pm

    inb4 tldr

    Also I choose spiritomb with wondergaurd. if we're pretending it doesn't matter if it's possible or not.

  127. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 1st, 2012 10:24 pm

    Actually she's supposed to be an angel.

  128. Lord_Science on February 1st, 2012 10:27 pm

    Because shutup

  129. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 1st, 2012 10:28 pm

    but everybody evolves THOSE into gallades instead of gardevoirs.

  130. Ernac on February 1st, 2012 10:29 pm

    Why did you crop out the replies?
    The replies are some of the best parts.

  131. BTSnoogans on February 1st, 2012 10:34 pm

    Alpar, you're comments aren't as funny as they used to be. I'm unsubscribing.

  132. EliminatorZigma on February 1st, 2012 10:36 pm

    Wait… people subscribe to comments?

    Seriously?

  133. BTSnoogans on February 1st, 2012 10:38 pm

    I don't know about fapping or flapping or whatever, but when you try to hug Gardevoir… That fin hurts.

  134. BTSnoogans on February 1st, 2012 10:40 pm

    Haha. Cut.

  135. BTSnoogans on February 1st, 2012 10:41 pm

    He didn't tell. Gary told. And Gary can do whatever he wants because he's Gary Motherfuckin' Oak.

  136. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 10:43 pm

    Oh god… It really is youtube…
    Well… look on the bright side. It could be like 4chan.

  137. Skrist on February 1st, 2012 10:45 pm

    Or so you would think…

  138. Red on February 1st, 2012 10:45 pm

    Plus you'd know if she was cheating on you

  139. ChaosController on February 1st, 2012 10:47 pm

    >IMPLYYYYYYYYYYING!!!!

  140. BTSnoogans on February 1st, 2012 10:48 pm

    O noez! I discovered a typo in my post and now I can't edit.
    you're should be your. I am now shamed.

  141. Red on February 1st, 2012 10:48 pm

    Well, I was too busy training pokemon to learn me some math

  142. Red on February 1st, 2012 10:49 pm

    Well that was the implication,
    okay, it was more so trying to find both a level 1 and level 100 via fishing…
    I found a level 3 and a level 80
    <img src="http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/002/611/close_enough.png&quot; alt="">

    And, on a matter related to the initial post; I happen to have a level 75 gardevoir of my own… I always keep it around

  143. Red on February 1st, 2012 10:51 pm

    Hoenn: One messed up place

  144. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 1st, 2012 11:09 pm

    better to stay up on your mountain right?

  145. Ice_Cold_Water on February 1st, 2012 11:21 pm

    <img src=http://i.imgur.com/EJInI.gif>

  146. Passerby Boy on February 1st, 2012 11:32 pm

    I'm pretty sure he's talking about Wally here

  147. Xyxoz on February 1st, 2012 11:36 pm

    Actually, she's derived from ballroom dancers, hence the dress and lack of facial expression, and Joan of Arc, hence her defensive attitude and names (garde devoir: French for Guard and Duty respectively; Saa Naito: Japanese for Come Night).

  148. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on February 1st, 2012 11:59 pm

    Shut up I read it on TV Tropes so it HAS to be true! IT HAS TO BE!

    (listed as word of god meaning the creator says so)

  149. Lord_Science on February 2nd, 2012 12:38 am

    I'll bring the nukes!
    Every parade needs nukes, just look at Cuba, Soviet Russia, and China.

  150. Lord_Science on February 2nd, 2012 12:39 am

    He fixed them, but they couldn't resist his girth and broke again.

  151. Lord_Science on February 2nd, 2012 12:45 am

    That then begs the question, how do cripples do it? I mean, its not like they can move there hips very much so wouldn't it eventually just result in one person lying on top of the other?

    Why am I now contemplating this? BRAIN BLEACH!

  152. Lord_Science on February 2nd, 2012 12:46 am

    Funny enough, that guy's face (left guy) sums up my reaction to almost everything on Fox News.

  153. BTSnoogans on February 2nd, 2012 12:47 am

    If the guy in this situation had any sense at all, he'd already have a Gary Oak costume for just such an occasion.

  154. Xweetara on February 2nd, 2012 1:02 am

    You'll have to play the game to find out ;3

  155. Cat on February 2nd, 2012 1:37 am

    is that
    is that really you

  156. StalinCommander on February 2nd, 2012 1:46 am
  157. AgileZero on February 2nd, 2012 3:29 am

    "Keep it around" eh…

    *nudge*
    *nudge*
    *wink*
    *wink*

  158. SonicsmyName on February 2nd, 2012 3:31 am

    You should check out that cough. You might be brewing on something.

  159. redalbe on February 2nd, 2012 5:40 am

    weirded slighty, listening to will i am's THE when i saw the two animated gif above… matched pretty well , weird

  160. Dimomarg on February 2nd, 2012 6:35 am

    You then have to grab her boobs, celebrate your success and make haste to catch the other 648.

  161. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 6:46 am

    …not sure if being serious

    or making witty response.

  162. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 6:47 am

    >YOU WILL ARGUE OVER ANYTHING
    >IMPLYING YOU DIDN'T CHECK MY DUBS
    >PC MASTER RACE

    Yeah naaaah.

  163. wolfpax181 on February 2nd, 2012 7:22 am

    All my +1s for linking the Holy Song.

  164. wolfpax181 on February 2nd, 2012 7:24 am

    Trainer uses Motorboat
    It's not very effective
    Trainer has fainted! …and lost an eye.

  165. Marzen on February 2nd, 2012 8:09 am

    Fuckin' pothead the porcupine.

  166. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 9:33 am

    RED!!! You're back!!! Where the HELL have you been?!? The man cave has been compromised!!!

    Oh, yeah…I could see him being the guy behind that…damn…now I feel stupid for getting two subscriptions…Happy (early) Birthday!!! *Hands you a copy*

  167. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 9:34 am

    ^^^ Damn straight.

  168. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 9:36 am

    Screw math!!! You were SUPPOSED to bring back some Unova region BOOZE!!! What happened? You drink it all?

    6 beers x 2 people (me & you) = 12 pack

    There's your math man.

  169. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 9:39 am

    LMAO God I freaking missed you!!! Now, hand me a brew. We need to celebrate your return like it's 1999!!!

  170. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 9:43 am

    Leo…keep making these, and I will read them. *Stares intently* Also, if you've got a DeviantArt account or something, that would be cool for me to check out. So, let me know.

  171. 20%cooler on February 2nd, 2012 9:49 am

    I hope you have Sheer Force as an ability

  172. GregManwit on February 2nd, 2012 10:18 am

    It's Sleep powder first, THEN Harden, THEN Pound.

  173. C__F on February 2nd, 2012 10:19 am

    Eh, Unova booze is cheaply produced and overrated.

    I mean Pokémon Champions don't always drink, but when they do, they drink from the sweet quality of Dragon Rage™. And conveniently, Blackthorn City is the closest to Mt. Silver. So, let's go get some.

    Stay thirsty, my friends.

  174. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 10:30 am

    *Stares at you awkwardly as if you were Gary Oak himself barging in unannounced* So yeah, Red…like I've mentioned before…our man cave has been compromised.

  175. Skrist on February 2nd, 2012 10:54 am

    I think it's Andrew W.K.

  176. Leo E. on February 2nd, 2012 11:31 am

    I do have a dA account, but I've pretty much never used it.

  177. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 11:50 am
  178. Fhantinabox on February 2nd, 2012 11:58 am

    Will that be before or after he has done his way with your mother?

  179. TehCharmander on February 2nd, 2012 12:02 pm

    Sadly I actually have a Charmander costume >_>

  180. CJ47 on February 2nd, 2012 12:30 pm

    Sorry, I'm normally not the type to do this, but I have to.

    Metal Claw*

  181. Cloak on February 2nd, 2012 1:15 pm

    Not the weirdest pokewaifu i've seen.
    You wouldn't believe the size of the Garbodor fanbase. e_e

  182. Jimmy on February 2nd, 2012 1:31 pm

    Link plzkthanxbai.

  183. bossfight1 on February 2nd, 2012 1:47 pm

    My penis is so confused right now.

  184. BTSnoogans on February 2nd, 2012 3:16 pm

    I'm being seriously witty.

  185. Caizic on February 2nd, 2012 3:25 pm

    Don't forget Wood Hammer!

  186. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2012 4:17 pm

    GOD FREAKING DAMMIT. Does it count because it's a Steel move?

  187. GazzyW007 on February 2nd, 2012 4:18 pm

    Angel as in:

    - "Wow, she's an angel from a higher plane of existance!"

    or

    "Daaaaaaamn, she's an angel."

  188. Alpar on February 2nd, 2012 4:37 pm

    THE LATTER THEN!

  189. Leo E. on February 2nd, 2012 6:54 pm

    Here, but don't be surprised when you see nothing.

    …On second thought, maybe I should upload the comics there.

    …Later. Because I'm lazy.

  190. Omnomynous on February 2nd, 2012 8:00 pm

    I know. My friend has a Male Gardevior OC who literally cuts the bottom in places so he can call them coattails.

    What''s that? No one is interested? Okay.

  191. Omnomynous on February 2nd, 2012 8:01 pm

    >Implying that Gary Oak is not a prick at all times.

  192. dope92 on February 3rd, 2012 2:46 am
  193. Omnomynous on February 3rd, 2012 9:54 pm
  194. Xyxoz on February 4th, 2012 11:22 am

    Okay, okay. I've been to TV tropes before, so I understand. I was just reading the names and origins on sites such as Bulbapedia and Serebii. Also, I did notice something about an angel on a return visit, so kudos to you.

  195. Xyxoz on February 4th, 2012 11:23 am

    When you're following an angel
    Does it mean you have to
    Throw your body off a building?
    Somewhere they're sittin' on a pinhead
    Callin' you an angel
    Callin' you the nicest things.

  196. Gus on February 6th, 2012 4:50 pm

    I saw that coming…You can't ignore his girth after all. :3

  197. Verna on February 7th, 2012 2:53 am

    psst:
    the link should say to /vp/, not to /v/

  198. Dante on February 10th, 2012 1:11 am

    Pick Squirtle. Laugh at Gary for having to be quadrapedal, then Ice Beam him.
    Also, if that image was indicative of her appearance, that's not a suit. That's a deeply troubled Gardevoir.

  199. Omnomynous on February 10th, 2012 9:50 pm

    Yo know what's good with a nice comic? Audio of said comic!
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  200. Omnomynous on February 11th, 2012 4:23 pm

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    I believe this is what you have been searching for? (Heck yeah, he's back.)

  201. cico34 on March 5th, 2012 3:28 pm

    Oh god…
    I bawled at the end of Katawa Shoujo.

    And that was only my first playthrough!

  202. ZephyrX9 on March 26th, 2012 9:58 pm

    Take pity on Wally. He's sick. No, this dick would be Cheren.

  203. Scrapman on March 30th, 2012 4:14 am

    GARY MOTHERF***ING OAK!!! YOU KNOW YOU ALWAYS LOSE TO ME EVEN WHEN YOU HAVE TYPE ADVANTAGE!!!

  204. VJoe10[8] on April 5th, 2012 5:10 pm

    Doesn't matter, had sex.

  205. Pupsrus13 on April 16th, 2012 8:53 pm

    I've heard rumors of a Druddigon fanbase also. Haven't seen anything major yet.

  206. Artakha on August 3rd, 2012 10:51 pm

    I thought we agreed that his name was to be Shitballz.

  207. Artakha on August 3rd, 2012 10:58 pm

    4chan or not, it's Rule 34 at it's finest.

  208. Artakha on August 3rd, 2012 11:01 pm

    God, Starscream, stop getting fucking toast crumbs in the jelly!

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