Not all that surprising… the cake has always been a lie.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2012 · 10:04 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
That was a nice video.
Yep. Peach is GLADoS. Case closed. No argument there. They are the same person.
The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot provide you with coins or mushrooms. In the event that something does come out of the Companion Cube, the Enrichment Center urges you to not touch it as there is a strong chance that it is radioactive.
Say apple.
*jump* Wa-hooo!
Obviously Bowser only thought of that because of his new diet based on Sardines that I recommended to him!
Of course, he did tried to ask the others main characters for help, but…
Laharl wanted to become the Main Character once Mario was disposed off (He sayed that a "Super Laharl World" would be really awesome! … But I think "Super Sardine Brothers" would be bether
Adell… He promised Mario something, so he coudn't do that
And Mao… He wanted to modify all the goombas! Insert laser rays, rocket lauchers and stuff… Bowser didn't accepted it
What did I say? "Just start eating sardines and you will come off with an awesome idea. Trust me!"
I think the adventure sphere would much prefer working with link.
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inb4 forums.
Link doesn't talk though, so he would probably get bored and run off to have fun with someone else.
Also, you're a sociopath with a long history for murder, what are you doing here?
Somehow, having The Adventure Sphere, Rick, teamed up with Link as his partner just seems so much more right than most of Links' partners.
Now… Imagine Navi, Fi and an Adventure Sphere…
Travelling together with link…
Maybe Chell and Mario are related?
- They both like jumping
- They don't take fall damage
- They both use some sort of warp mechanic (warp zones and portal guns)
- They don't actually have any lines (mario says things like 'mama mia' but i dont remember him actually saying something. Chell has even less than that)
Is Mario Chell's dad?
The tags give away what might happen.
Still, rather classic.
Cave Johnson here.
Now parodies are okay every once in a while, Mr. Handyside. Hell, they might even be enjoyable. But these are some serious allegations you're putting on me. Are you actually suggesting that Aperture is currently holding plumbers for ransom? That's preposterous. Never in my years has someone been so base as to accuse us of something so low-
*Intercom beep*
What is it, Caroline? He got out? By eating a flower and burning his way through the test chamber panel? Now that's science I can approve of. GET HIM! I don't care how much it costs, send the lawyers.
*Presses on intercom*
Alright you hemorrhoids, listen up. We've got an escaped plumber on our hands and I need you children to get off your asses and detain him. If you need them, there's asbestos suits in the next room for you to wear. Get him or you aren't getting your salary this week. Have fun boys.
*Turns*
Caroline, direct the feeds of the security cameras to my TV. I want to see this.
*Turns around*
*Bookshelves behind Cave move down to expose a large TV embedded into the wall*
So to answer your allegations, Mr. Handyside, I am sickened that you even think that I would be holding anyone here against my will. It's just not how we do things at Aperture.
*Carnage starts behind him*
Now, uh, go away and fix those forums or something.
*Turns around and watches TV*
*Does J. Jonah Jameson laugh*
Cave Johnson. We're done here.
*Laughs some more*
After a while, Rick might aim his tongue at Navi and Fi.
Fact Core on the other hand might actually like Fi.
does this mean the next that the portal game will feature mario?
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HANDI-BURG!
- They don't actually have any lines (mario says things like 'mama mia' but i dont remember him actually saying something. Chell has even less than that)
Mario does talk! Don't you remember? rel="nofollow">
No Spongebob yet?
MY TURN!
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Could Chell's mother be SCIENCE?
Jesus christ that joke is so old I'd rather the forums perpetually be "down" than see it again.
Seeing as how Mario hasn't ended yet, there's still time.
All I see is a trailer to Mari0
Ah my lord. Humans have a tendency ignore things they don't like. They seem to think it make problems disappear.
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But SCIENCE is married… to Caroline!
but…he doesn't sound anything like Mario…but he's supposed to be Mario…mama mia!
Objection! Chell doesn't take fall damage due to the Aperture Science long-fall boots, and Mario does take fall damage in the 3D games.
Argh… back from school after a week of not having it… have to set up grandma's birthday party later and maybe go to martial arts… so tired… must spare energy.
*takes out witty comment in a box*
"FORUMS, PUNS, WITTINESS!"
And my harvesting job for the day is done.
Can't a llama enjoy quality videos……
no?
ok, guess I'll make another meat dragon.
Do you think that is what Shawns swag is?
He didn't have a "Rick" as a partner but he did have a "Ricky" in Oracle of Seasons/ Ages. I say Ricky feels more right than Navi, Tatl, The King of Red Lions, or any of Link's other partners because Ricky was such a bro. Yoshi's got nothing on Ricky.
You've been hiding the forums under your tongue the whole time!
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but you just posted a picture about the forms.
rel="nofollow">Well, he does talk here too in his normal voice.
They'll never get past the front door with Courage Kratos guarding the house.
HERESY!
Yo dawg, we heard you like forums so we'll put a forum on your forum so you can post on your posts when shawn fixes the forums.
SARDINES: THEY DO EVERYTHING.
Can't think of anything witty or trolly to say?
But the forums aren't fixed yet.
Unless…
*rushes off to find forums*
Dangit, still not fixed.
Thank you, [test subject name] but our Companion Cube is in another castle.
Sign of the apocalypse!!!
But it is Timmy's Dad saying where he would put one. Not JesterJoe.
Also, is it inb4 forums, as in before someone posts about the forums? Or the forums being fixed?
Better as either "The Jump Man" or "The Plumber"
rel="nofollow">OBJECTION!!!!!! (don't worry it isn't that show or the Godawful cdi games)
*Why Shawn isn't doing anything*
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Hypothetically, of course.
It doesn't matter since I beat both, but the surprising thing is that TransPM posted less than a minute after me. Cut it REALLY close right there!
To turn away from talking about the forums being down, This and the last submission gave me an idea.
What do you guys think of the HISHE guys make a "How Nightmare Before Christmas Should Have Ended" where Jack Skellington gets arrest for the kidnap and impersonation of Santa Claus.
Eh?
Use template posts, instant bitches.
They still have time to have a cross-over between the Mario and the Fire Emblem series, in space, with laser-shooting bunnies!
This is what Bowser looks like when he gets really drunk and starts hitting on his own flying machine .
Swing your arms from side to side.
Come on. It's time to go kill the Mario.
GetOutOfBox: "Hey guys!!! Wanna see my e-peen disappear?"
Me: "Will it come back?"
GetOutOfBox: "Nope.avi"
We must track them down and bring them back. For the good of all of us.
Kinda reminds me of the blue color variant of Bowser from Smash Bros. But, you know… creepier
And I would've beaten you too, if it hadn't been for those meddling kids, and their stupid dog too!
I wouldn't be surprised if someone posted a comment complaining about the forums being down after they get fixed, just out of habit, and because they forgot to check first
Don't you mean….inbFORUM?!
*negative e-peen commencing*
Mario also says "Ravioli" in Super Mario 64 if you leave him sleeping I believe?
Oh, and "dudoittato"…and other jibberish in Mario & Random Green suit lookalike.
Not sure if insulted…
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Ruh roh, RhaosRunroller RHEHEHEHEHEHE.
And then there's this.. rel="nofollow">. rel="nofollow">
I thought it'd be a good video, then I saw Glados
Don't you mean incinerator?
Hold on! I think i got it(spoilers may occur):
Caroline(future GlaDOS) was married to SCIENCE, who cheated on her with Mario. That affair resulted in Chell's birth, which really explains GLaDOS antipathy towards her: T'was Caroline part who hated that mute, bastard test subject.
When Caroline was deleted, the reason for hatred also dissapeared, hence why Chell was finally released.
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"How about a magic trick? I'm gonna make my e-peen dissapear.
TA-DA! It's, ah, it's gone…"
Now, that is not an insult.
They're eating the E-Peens!
And now they're going to eat mine too!
*sees own Rep meter*
OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD!
So the pipes actually utilize Aperture Portal technology?
NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.
Ohohohoho. an irrelevant crappy movie reference. you might just be able to get back 1 fifth of and E-peen point with that.
How the hell did you manage to get plus 12 on such a bland comment?
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So Mario was Giving the Companion Cube head?
I already have an ingrown E-Peen, even 1 fifth of size increase is a futile effort.
As if Aperture Science's walls could contain Mario.
Yup. (made the comment to stop anyone from saying "that word")