Not all that surprising… the cake has always been a lie.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 30, 2012 · 10:04 AM 
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79 Responses to “[VIDEO] How Super Mario Should Have Ended”

  1. TheFoolOfMon on January 30th, 2012 10:16 am

    That was a nice video.

  2. RandomExplosion on January 30th, 2012 10:16 am

    Yep. Peach is GLADoS. Case closed. No argument there. They are the same person.

  3. TransPM on January 30th, 2012 10:22 am

    The Enrichment Center reminds you that the Companion Cube cannot provide you with coins or mushrooms. In the event that something does come out of the Companion Cube, the Enrichment Center urges you to not touch it as there is a strong chance that it is radioactive.

  4. Chimental on January 30th, 2012 10:24 am

    Say apple.

    *jump* Wa-hooo!

  5. Valvatorez on January 30th, 2012 10:24 am

    Obviously Bowser only thought of that because of his new diet based on Sardines that I recommended to him!

    Of course, he did tried to ask the others main characters for help, but…

    Laharl wanted to become the Main Character once Mario was disposed off (He sayed that a "Super Laharl World" would be really awesome! … But I think "Super Sardine Brothers" would be bether

    Adell… He promised Mario something, so he coudn't do that

    And Mao… He wanted to modify all the goombas! Insert laser rays, rocket lauchers and stuff… Bowser didn't accepted it

    What did I say? "Just start eating sardines and you will come off with an awesome idea. Trust me!"

  6. Fuzzy_Alfalfa on January 30th, 2012 10:27 am

    I think the adventure sphere would much prefer working with link.

  7. TransPM on January 30th, 2012 10:27 am
  8. ChaosController on January 30th, 2012 10:28 am

    inb4 forums.

  9. MasterLuigi452 on January 30th, 2012 11:15 am

    The tags give away what might happen.
    Still, rather classic.

  10. Deep Thought on January 30th, 2012 11:30 am

    Cave Johnson here.

    Now parodies are okay every once in a while, Mr. Handyside. Hell, they might even be enjoyable. But these are some serious allegations you're putting on me. Are you actually suggesting that Aperture is currently holding plumbers for ransom? That's preposterous. Never in my years has someone been so base as to accuse us of something so low-
    *Intercom beep*
    What is it, Caroline? He got out? By eating a flower and burning his way through the test chamber panel? Now that's science I can approve of. GET HIM! I don't care how much it costs, send the lawyers.
    *Presses on intercom*
    Alright you hemorrhoids, listen up. We've got an escaped plumber on our hands and I need you children to get off your asses and detain him. If you need them, there's asbestos suits in the next room for you to wear. Get him or you aren't getting your salary this week. Have fun boys.
    *Turns*
    Caroline, direct the feeds of the security cameras to my TV. I want to see this.
    *Turns around*
    *Bookshelves behind Cave move down to expose a large TV embedded into the wall*
    So to answer your allegations, Mr. Handyside, I am sickened that you even think that I would be holding anyone here against my will. It's just not how we do things at Aperture.
    *Carnage starts behind him*
    Now, uh, go away and fix those forums or something.
    *Turns around and watches TV*
    *Does J. Jonah Jameson laugh*
    Cave Johnson. We're done here.
    *Laughs some more*

  11. John_Know_Doe on January 30th, 2012 12:27 pm

    does this mean the next that the portal game will feature mario?

  12. UndeadLex on January 30th, 2012 1:01 pm
  13. Zyquux on January 30th, 2012 1:24 pm

    No Spongebob yet?

    MY TURN!

    <img src="http://img818.imageshack.us/img818/4905/stillnoforums.jpg&quot; alt="STILL NO FOURMS" />

  14. Darth_Destro on January 30th, 2012 1:32 pm

    Could Chell's mother be SCIENCE?

  15. tinynewtman on January 30th, 2012 1:54 pm

    Seeing as how Mario hasn't ended yet, there's still time.

  16. dope92 on January 30th, 2012 2:48 pm

    this comment was removed by the forums

  17. Alpar on January 30th, 2012 3:13 pm

    Argh… back from school after a week of not having it… have to set up grandma's birthday party later and maybe go to martial arts… so tired… must spare energy.

    *takes out witty comment in a box*

    "FORUMS, PUNS, WITTINESS!"
    And my harvesting job for the day is done.

  18. NekoKnight on January 30th, 2012 4:16 pm

    Thank you, [test subject name] but our Companion Cube is in another castle.

  19. tstriker1 on January 30th, 2012 7:48 pm

    To turn away from talking about the forums being down, This and the last submission gave me an idea.
    What do you guys think of the HISHE guys make a "How Nightmare Before Christmas Should Have Ended" where Jack Skellington gets arrest for the kidnap and impersonation of Santa Claus.
    Eh?

  20. DrSexington on January 31st, 2012 3:51 am

    I thought it'd be a good video, then I saw Glados

  21. TomQuoVadis on January 31st, 2012 12:56 pm

    So the pipes actually utilize Aperture Portal technology?

    NOW IT ALL MAKES SENSE.

  22. Madazi on January 31st, 2012 1:19 pm

    So Mario was Giving the Companion Cube head?

  23. CapnJakeBob on January 31st, 2012 6:52 pm

    As if Aperture Science's walls could contain Mario.

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