The key to impressing the ladies… even when you miss a trick, never lose your cool.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2012 · 10:58 AM
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Did you know the site has over 2,500 video game themed lolz? 
But he didn't even touched the plaque!
So about those forums…
Miss a trick? That was on purpose man, you wouldn't understand.
I'm outta here.
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THIS JUST IN.
Apparently, it is possible to do an amazing trick in skateboarding games.
Regrettably, the game does not appear to register it as a trick, and therefore, it will not net you any points.
More at ten.
Edit: More. Pretend I made this edit two hours and fourteen minutes ago.
I guess he just got
*puts on sunglasses*
Tricked Out
Hope he likes that position on the bench because that guy probably just broke his spine.
Landing tricks is soooooo mainstream. Gotta do something to be cooler than everyone else while staying original.
<img src="http://www.hatersgoingtohate.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/01/haters-gonna-hate-epic-controll.gif">
"Hey baby, you see that awesome back-flip I just pulled off?… Dammit, there used to be a chick on this bench!"
Hey guys, check out this new trick. I call it the front side kick flippy thing while losing the skateboard into a backside sitting on a bench…..
yeah, I'm still working on the title
Feels more like a "Cool story, bro".
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Welp, I'm done with these. Not sure if it is starting to annoy Shawn, but I'm going to assume it. :P
He landed on a bench, all his notoriety is now gone.
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Psh bitch didn't even break his spine! He ain't a REUL SK8TUR!
Or how about…
<img src="http://images.stuffofawesome.com/taters-gonna-tate-1306724421-282.png">
And, being Halolz, how can we forget:
<img src="http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/gif/files/130575570988.gif">
Man, that guy sure knows how to draw the line… and cross it!
That's okay. If it IS true that Shawn is going to Ohayocon, I'm sending some of my "agents" to do a little "persuasive negotiating" with him…IN PERSON.
Damn, I though you were ME for a second!
I used to use that avatar.
Fffffff
I feel that the a more proper text would be "SWAG", but that's just me
I don't know if this is either being effective or counter productive
MAKE US PROUD ANYWAY, JIMMY!
-antastic!!!
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Bailers gonna bail.
oh look haters gonna hate thread
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Oh, I'm sorry good chap. I hope I did not cause you to enter a mental state where your mind is generating negative thoughts towards me.
I, as seeing peoples point of view, thought it best that I share my opinion in this great community called HALOLZ. Whether you find my opinion discomforting I apologize greatly, good day to you sir.
I've got at LEAST three of my top agents attending this event. Between the three of them, I hope to get some results. Unfortunately, I don't know how this will all pan out. We shall wait & see…
Erm… quite?
I'm sorry, man. With a performance like that, I'm afraid we've got to bench you.
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Ponies, ponies, ponies, SWAG~
…….don't ask me…
*Stands up, turns around*
Uh-oh…
Don't leave him on the bench too long. He'll get board.
You know what?
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Oh yeah… Sure. He sure looks like you!
*flips up cell and dials number*
(Dangit, handyside! Thought you said the clones were under control!)
Call it the "goofy fall to can't be arsed"
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That's hardly fair! I wouldn't notice a coyote gnawing my arm off if I was presented with a group like that!
Bitch ain't a skater till he's got a cast.
Not a HGH, but relevant:
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Too much swag for one brony to handle.
…Hate to see the non-bronies with that swag.
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I've seen more of these with ponies than I have seen with anything else, combined.
I didn't know skateboards came with ejector functions.
<img src="http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/gif/files/1297446223662n129800260.gif">
One of my favorites.
Yeah, sorry. I kinda dropped the ball on that one. Shawn almost fired me. :\
I noticed him immediately. Did I just fail a gay test?
Top agents? You mean….
<img src='http://www.themmnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/topmen.gif'>
I'm not gonna let a lame pun like that just skate by! We were on a roll! Ollie contribute as much as I can!
Guys, shoosh, they can hear us. They're supposed to find out about this. Not yet, anyway. Let's go back to the facility in [REDACTED] and talk about the status of [REDACTED] there.
Yeah, that's me.
What, don't believe me? You thought I'd had that brain damage since birth? Pfff, yeah right.
In my book, you pass!
So…*twirls hair* Is there a Miss TheInsaneWombat? Jimmy has been ignoring all my advances.
I noticed him as well, maids are maids… but when a skilled assassin is lurking in a group of maids, you know something is going down and you should just gtfo.
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Well, I've got to get in on the fun.
+1's for everyone! You've earned it.
When I saw that gif I FLIPPED out.
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ChimmaCherry or Cherrychonga?
(Also I couldn't find a gif of this :()
But what do you do if you are the assassin?
I guess his popularity went FLYING through the roof
If we're going to keep this going strong, we'll have to put our noses to the grindstone.
And three of them…These men of representation, or agents as you describe them, I suppose they may be of the highest level of calibers, "Elite" one may say. And is it also safe to assume they act in an organized fashion, as if to some sort of pattern or oscillation. A "Beat" one may say?
These puns are more difficult than I imagined. If only there were some kind of manual.
I think you scared Jimmy away…possibly.
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What do I hate more, the perfect form or how smooth that gif is?
Looks like these puns
*sunglasses*
are getting a bit SKITCH-ey
*disclaimer: Skitching is the act of holding on to the back of a moving car while riding a skateboard
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actually the phone number to call to get the manual is on that sign all you have to do is FACE it.
(ya i'm running out of puns)
Assception!
…Oh, wait.
I also noticed him as soon as I looked at the picture. Although I read the motivational part before I looked at the picture. Does that still count?
Assassins gonna assassinate, I guess.
Y-you think m-m-my pun was… lame?
*Starts tearing up*
When I read that, my heart bailed.
Guys, I just thought of something. Forgive me if I relay my message in advice meme format:
COMPLAIN ABOUT BROKEN FORUMS
*advice Halolz*
DON'T USE TEMPORARY BACKUP FORUMS
I'm not sure… I'm afraid we'll need to use… SCIENCE!!
Also, I only noticed him because I am rationally afraid of people who cosplay as assassins.
Of course! Let us all retreat to SHAWN HANDYSIDE'S BEL-AIR ESTATE and talk about the RELAUNCH OF THE FORUMS!
It will be delightful to share in this business with you gentlemen again.
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Relevant to this gif and NOTHING else… just sayin.
BTSnoogans I love your new avatar!
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Not sure if should -1 or +1…
I +1ed because it was funny, but it tempted me to -1 because it's too big…
Well there is a certain TRICK to coming up with good puns after all.
Awesome, but can we work in a crotch injury?
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Forgive me, I am inexperienced in sizing.
GODDAMIT DT!
You weren't supposed to mention that until tomorrow!
Um, those were your agents? I think my agents thought they were Shawn's bodyguards.
Well this is awkward.
Since you are going to Ohayocon tomorrow Shawn, I wanted to give you a present before you leave.
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Enjoy. :D
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It's alright, I was too.
<_img src="the url" width="number here" height="more numbers"_>
Ditch the _ and VIOLA!!!
Oh dear! I seemed to have mentioned Mr. Handyside's secret mansion, haven't I? The one with all the callgirls and the finest Cocaine this side of the Panama Canal. I'm dearly sorry.
Just found this.
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I was watching this just now when the gif froze.
I guess he was just…
Too cool
You seem to be very *ahem* aroused by said swag.
LETS YOU JOIN TEMPORARY BACKUP FORUMS
*Scumbag Forums*
DOESN'T LET YOU POST
Well at least you didn't mention the fixed forums he has in his wine cellar-GODDAMIT.
There is ALWAYS room for a crotch injury!
Aww don't put yourself in a deep state of depression good chap. With an avatar of the magnificent RD I would say that any pun you make could go SKY-HIGH
(sorry had to do it)
WHAT!!!!
Does my eyes decive me, very solid and GOOD advice on halolz.
ITS NOT POSIBLE
WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!!!!!
Older than the internet ¬_¬
Punnery has always been my Achilles' Heel…flip.
Well for me puns usually just go right OVER MY HEAD
Actually, I was talking about his research facility hidden slightly under the pacific ocean where he's creating clones of all the commentors in order to take over the world on June 12th. We had a small breach in station 4, sector 13. We need to get the security issues under control before more of them escape.
I had no idea about his mansion or the fixed forums. Guess he keeps us Lab boys in the dark about some things.
Wait, did I censor this message? *checks* FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-
Don't worry, it's not like they can stop us now.
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I always tried to get my parakeet to do this and he never would cooperate. :P
True, true….
Also it's a good thing Shawn never questioned my Ph.D. It's genuine but I don't ever want to meet the people I got it from again. (Turns out combining satanism and theoretical physics is frowned upon)
Well you are worshiping Satan. That guy is a complete dick, and I should know, I went to school with the guy. Bitch stole some of my designs.
Don't worry, we all know you invented fire.
What I see with my swag closed.
A reply to myself!!!
can I do that?
anyway <img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/241/521/c24.gif">
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Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my own medicine… hopefully the eyebleach will be strong enough.