HATERS GONNA HATE

The key to impressing the ladies… even when you miss a trick, never lose your cool.
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 26, 2012 · 10:58 AM 
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111 Responses to “SKATERS GONNA SKATE”

  1. Valvatorez on January 26th, 2012 11:01 am

    But he didn't even touched the plaque!

  2. Hyze on January 26th, 2012 11:01 am

    So about those forums…

  3. ibbolia on January 26th, 2012 11:11 am

    Miss a trick? That was on purpose man, you wouldn't understand.
    I'm outta here.

  4. Ice_Cold_Water on January 26th, 2012 11:12 am

    <img src=http://verydemotivational.files.wordpress.com/2011/10/demotivational-posters-skaters-gonna-skate.jpg>

  5. Dash12345678 on January 26th, 2012 11:12 am

    THIS JUST IN.

    Apparently, it is possible to do an amazing trick in skateboarding games.

    Regrettably, the game does not appear to register it as a trick, and therefore, it will not net you any points.

    More at ten.

    Edit: More. Pretend I made this edit two hours and fourteen minutes ago.

  6. Armetron on January 26th, 2012 11:13 am

    I guess he just got
    *puts on sunglasses*
    Tricked Out

  7. CriticalQuit on January 26th, 2012 11:15 am

    Hope he likes that position on the bench because that guy probably just broke his spine.

  8. Caelun_Niveus on January 26th, 2012 11:18 am

    Landing tricks is soooooo mainstream. Gotta do something to be cooler than everyone else while staying original.

  9. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 11:21 am
  10. TransPM on January 26th, 2012 11:42 am

    "Hey baby, you see that awesome back-flip I just pulled off?… Dammit, there used to be a chick on this bench!"

  11. MC Ninja on January 26th, 2012 11:43 am

    Hey guys, check out this new trick. I call it the front side kick flippy thing while losing the skateboard into a backside sitting on a bench…..

    yeah, I'm still working on the title

  12. ChemicalKirby on January 26th, 2012 11:43 am

    Feels more like a "Cool story, bro".

  13. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 11:45 am

    <img src="http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s486/Shadowskrist/Itstrue.png"&gt;

    Welp, I'm done with these. Not sure if it is starting to annoy Shawn, but I'm going to assume it. :P

  14. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 11:50 am

    He landed on a bench, all his notoriety is now gone.

  15. Armetron on January 26th, 2012 11:57 am
  16. Wetmang on January 26th, 2012 12:00 pm

    Psh bitch didn't even break his spine! He ain't a REUL SK8TUR!

  17. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 12:31 pm
  18. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 12:33 pm

    And, being Halolz, how can we forget:
    <img src="http://iambrony.jsmart.web.id/gif/files/130575570988.gif"&gt;

  19. Oddwan on January 26th, 2012 12:38 pm

    Man, that guy sure knows how to draw the line… and cross it!

  20. Jimmy on January 26th, 2012 12:45 pm

    That's okay. If it IS true that Shawn is going to Ohayocon, I'm sending some of my "agents" to do a little "persuasive negotiating" with him…IN PERSON.

  21. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 12:48 pm

    Damn, I though you were ME for a second!

    I used to use that avatar.

  22. Shawn Handyside on January 26th, 2012 1:03 pm

    Fffffff

  23. WhiteLightninja on January 26th, 2012 1:14 pm

    I feel that the a more proper text would be "SWAG", but that's just me

  24. Alpar on January 26th, 2012 1:16 pm

    I don't know if this is either being effective or counter productive

    MAKE US PROUD ANYWAY, JIMMY!

  25. Oddwan on January 26th, 2012 1:19 pm
  26. AManWithACloak on January 26th, 2012 1:23 pm

    Bailers gonna bail.

  27. The AntiVillain on January 26th, 2012 1:39 pm
  28. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 1:57 pm
  29. Armetron on January 26th, 2012 2:05 pm

    Oh, I'm sorry good chap. I hope I did not cause you to enter a mental state where your mind is generating negative thoughts towards me.

    I, as seeing peoples point of view, thought it best that I share my opinion in this great community called HALOLZ. Whether you find my opinion discomforting I apologize greatly, good day to you sir.

  30. Jimmy on January 26th, 2012 2:11 pm

    I've got at LEAST three of my top agents attending this event. Between the three of them, I hope to get some results. Unfortunately, I don't know how this will all pan out. We shall wait & see…

  31. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 2:34 pm

    Erm… quite?

  32. C__F on January 26th, 2012 2:44 pm

    I'm sorry, man. With a performance like that, I'm afraid we've got to bench you.

  33. MasterLuigi452 on January 26th, 2012 3:18 pm
  34. MasterLuigi452 on January 26th, 2012 3:18 pm

    Ponies, ponies, ponies, SWAG~
    …….don't ask me…

  35. BTSnoogans on January 26th, 2012 3:28 pm

    *Stands up, turns around*
    Uh-oh…

  36. BTSnoogans on January 26th, 2012 3:31 pm

    Don't leave him on the bench too long. He'll get board.

  37. PortalMan118 on January 26th, 2012 3:37 pm
  38. ProfessorLuigi on January 26th, 2012 3:53 pm

    Oh yeah… Sure. He sure looks like you!
    *flips up cell and dials number*
    (Dangit, handyside! Thought you said the clones were under control!)

  39. GazzyW007 on January 26th, 2012 3:53 pm

    Call it the "goofy fall to can't be arsed"

  40. TransPM on January 26th, 2012 3:59 pm
  41. SirNumel on January 26th, 2012 4:05 pm

    That's hardly fair! I wouldn't notice a coyote gnawing my arm off if I was presented with a group like that!

  42. SirNumel on January 26th, 2012 4:06 pm

    Bitch ain't a skater till he's got a cast.

  43. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 4:29 pm

    Not a HGH, but relevant:
    <img src="http://flv.kyon.pl/static/img/remiq.net_16970.jpg"&gt;

  44. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 4:30 pm

    Too much swag for one brony to handle.
    …Hate to see the non-bronies with that swag.

  45. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 4:35 pm

    <img src="http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s486/Shadowskrist/132711271587.gif"&gt;

    I've seen more of these with ponies than I have seen with anything else, combined.

  46. Korotini_Notlad on January 26th, 2012 4:39 pm

    I didn't know skateboards came with ejector functions.

  47. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 4:59 pm
  48. TheInsaneWombat on January 26th, 2012 5:07 pm

    Yeah, sorry. I kinda dropped the ball on that one. Shawn almost fired me. :\

  49. TheInsaneWombat on January 26th, 2012 5:09 pm

    I noticed him immediately. Did I just fail a gay test?

  50. TheInsaneWombat on January 26th, 2012 5:11 pm
  51. EliminatorZigma on January 26th, 2012 5:18 pm

    I'm not gonna let a lame pun like that just skate by! We were on a roll! Ollie contribute as much as I can!

  52. Link Lab on January 26th, 2012 5:22 pm

    Guys, shoosh, they can hear us. They're supposed to find out about this. Not yet, anyway. Let's go back to the facility in [REDACTED] and talk about the status of [REDACTED] there.

  53. Marzen on January 26th, 2012 5:31 pm

    Yeah, that's me.

    What, don't believe me? You thought I'd had that brain damage since birth? Pfff, yeah right.

  54. SEGA Uranus on January 26th, 2012 5:35 pm

    In my book, you pass!

    So…*twirls hair* Is there a Miss TheInsaneWombat? Jimmy has been ignoring all my advances.

  55. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 5:44 pm

    I noticed him as well, maids are maids… but when a skilled assassin is lurking in a group of maids, you know something is going down and you should just gtfo.

  56. C__F on January 26th, 2012 6:01 pm

    <img src="http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/203/386/skaters_gonna_skate_by_mezkalito4p-d4br1mz.gif&quot; width="340" height="192" /img>

    Well, I've got to get in on the fun.

  57. MrSing on January 26th, 2012 6:07 pm

    +1's for everyone! You've earned it.

  58. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on January 26th, 2012 6:36 pm

    When I saw that gif I FLIPPED out.

  59. LinkorZelda on January 26th, 2012 6:49 pm

    <img src="https://encrypted-tbn2.google.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQGp3lKl1Ddm_eqsM5ExbDeHopU5SwoXfUloz-QHHibhv_DSoKx8w"&gt;
    ChimmaCherry or Cherrychonga?
    (Also I couldn't find a gif of this :()

  60. LinkorZelda on January 26th, 2012 6:53 pm

    But what do you do if you are the assassin?

  61. Armetron on January 26th, 2012 6:56 pm

    I guess his popularity went FLYING through the roof

  62. Sceptilianblade on January 26th, 2012 7:32 pm

    If we're going to keep this going strong, we'll have to put our noses to the grindstone.

  63. ibbolia on January 26th, 2012 7:32 pm

    And three of them…These men of representation, or agents as you describe them, I suppose they may be of the highest level of calibers, "Elite" one may say. And is it also safe to assume they act in an organized fashion, as if to some sort of pattern or oscillation. A "Beat" one may say?

  64. ibbolia on January 26th, 2012 7:35 pm

    These puns are more difficult than I imagined. If only there were some kind of manual.

  65. JesterJoe on January 26th, 2012 7:45 pm

    I think you scared Jimmy away…possibly.

  66. StalinCommander on January 26th, 2012 8:01 pm
  67. Twilightdusk on January 26th, 2012 8:09 pm

    What do I hate more, the perfect form or how smooth that gif is?

  68. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on January 26th, 2012 8:11 pm

    Looks like these puns
    *sunglasses*
    are getting a bit SKITCH-ey

    *disclaimer: Skitching is the act of holding on to the back of a moving car while riding a skateboard

    <img src="http://www.familyguyfiles.com/epimages/1ACX06-The-Son-Also-Draws.avi_001270812.jpg"/img&gt;

  69. Armetron on January 26th, 2012 8:13 pm

    actually the phone number to call to get the manual is on that sign all you have to do is FACE it.

    (ya i'm running out of puns)

  70. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 8:21 pm

    Assception!
    …Oh, wait.

  71. BTSnoogans on January 26th, 2012 8:25 pm

    I also noticed him as soon as I looked at the picture. Although I read the motivational part before I looked at the picture. Does that still count?

  72. BTSnoogans on January 26th, 2012 8:26 pm

    Assassins gonna assassinate, I guess.

  73. BTSnoogans on January 26th, 2012 8:32 pm

    Y-you think m-m-my pun was… lame?
    *Starts tearing up*
    When I read that, my heart bailed.

  74. Sceptilianblade on January 26th, 2012 8:40 pm

    Guys, I just thought of something. Forgive me if I relay my message in advice meme format:

    COMPLAIN ABOUT BROKEN FORUMS
    *advice Halolz*
    DON'T USE TEMPORARY BACKUP FORUMS

  75. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 8:47 pm

    I'm not sure… I'm afraid we'll need to use… SCIENCE!!

    Also, I only noticed him because I am rationally afraid of people who cosplay as assassins.

  76. Deep Thought on January 26th, 2012 8:49 pm

    Of course! Let us all retreat to SHAWN HANDYSIDE'S BEL-AIR ESTATE and talk about the RELAUNCH OF THE FORUMS!

    It will be delightful to share in this business with you gentlemen again.

  77. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 8:52 pm

    rel="nofollow">
    Relevant to this gif and NOTHING else… just sayin.

  78. LinkorZelda on January 26th, 2012 9:03 pm

    BTSnoogans I love your new avatar!
    <img src=http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/masonry/000/238/623/6cf.gif>

  79. Alpar on January 26th, 2012 9:09 pm

    Not sure if should -1 or +1…

  80. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 9:33 pm

    I +1ed because it was funny, but it tempted me to -1 because it's too big…

  81. xxxxxxtheundeadcat on January 26th, 2012 9:54 pm

    Well there is a certain TRICK to coming up with good puns after all.

  82. straYDoubter on January 26th, 2012 10:03 pm

    Awesome, but can we work in a crotch injury?

  83. GanjalfTheGreen on January 26th, 2012 10:20 pm

    <img src=http://cdn.smosh.com/sites/default/files/bloguploads/hatesr-dexter.gif>

  84. StalinCommander on January 26th, 2012 10:30 pm

    Forgive me, I am inexperienced in sizing.

  85. Lord_Science on January 26th, 2012 10:31 pm

    GODDAMIT DT!
    You weren't supposed to mention that until tomorrow!

  86. Lord_Science on January 26th, 2012 10:33 pm

    Um, those were your agents? I think my agents thought they were Shawn's bodyguards.

    Well this is awkward.

  87. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 10:34 pm

    Since you are going to Ohayocon tomorrow Shawn, I wanted to give you a present before you leave.
    <img src="http://i1054.photobucket.com/albums/s486/Shadowskrist/YAYFORUMS.gif"&gt;
    Enjoy. :D

  88. Lord_Science on January 26th, 2012 10:36 pm
  89. Skrist on January 26th, 2012 10:37 pm

    It's alright, I was too.
    <_img src="the url" width="number here" height="more numbers"_>
    Ditch the _ and VIOLA!!!

  90. Deep Thought on January 26th, 2012 10:41 pm

    Oh dear! I seemed to have mentioned Mr. Handyside's secret mansion, haven't I? The one with all the callgirls and the finest Cocaine this side of the Panama Canal. I'm dearly sorry.

  91. MasterLuigi452 on January 27th, 2012 12:07 am
  92. Jerach on January 27th, 2012 12:08 am

    I was watching this just now when the gif froze.

    I guess he was just…

    Too cool

  93. Jerach on January 27th, 2012 12:13 am

    You seem to be very *ahem* aroused by said swag.

  94. Zyquux on January 27th, 2012 12:17 am

    LETS YOU JOIN TEMPORARY BACKUP FORUMS
    *Scumbag Forums*
    DOESN'T LET YOU POST

  95. Lord_Science on January 27th, 2012 12:26 am

    Well at least you didn't mention the fixed forums he has in his wine cellar-GODDAMIT.

  96. Skrist on January 27th, 2012 12:39 am

    There is ALWAYS room for a crotch injury!

  97. Armetron on January 27th, 2012 1:50 am

    Aww don't put yourself in a deep state of depression good chap. With an avatar of the magnificent RD I would say that any pun you make could go SKY-HIGH

    (sorry had to do it)

  98. Armetron on January 27th, 2012 1:56 am

    WHAT!!!!
    Does my eyes decive me, very solid and GOOD advice on halolz.
    ITS NOT POSIBLE
    WHAT HAS SCIENCE DONE!!!!!!!

  99. Walker on January 27th, 2012 6:52 am

    Older than the internet ¬_¬

  100. C__F on January 27th, 2012 6:53 am

    Punnery has always been my Achilles' Heel…flip.

  101. Armetron on January 27th, 2012 10:34 am

    Well for me puns usually just go right OVER MY HEAD

  102. Link Lab on January 27th, 2012 10:53 am

    Actually, I was talking about his research facility hidden slightly under the pacific ocean where he's creating clones of all the commentors in order to take over the world on June 12th. We had a small breach in station 4, sector 13. We need to get the security issues under control before more of them escape.

    I had no idea about his mansion or the fixed forums. Guess he keeps us Lab boys in the dark about some things.

    Wait, did I censor this message? *checks* FFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUU-

  103. Lord_Science on January 27th, 2012 11:04 am

    Don't worry, it's not like they can stop us now.

  104. WhiteLightninja on January 27th, 2012 12:43 pm
  105. VenomPB on January 27th, 2012 2:36 pm

    I always tried to get my parakeet to do this and he never would cooperate. :P

  106. TheInsaneWombat on January 27th, 2012 7:37 pm

    True, true….

    Also it's a good thing Shawn never questioned my Ph.D. It's genuine but I don't ever want to meet the people I got it from again. (Turns out combining satanism and theoretical physics is frowned upon)

  107. Lord_Science on January 28th, 2012 12:51 am

    Well you are worshiping Satan. That guy is a complete dick, and I should know, I went to school with the guy. Bitch stole some of my designs.

  108. ProfessorLuigi on January 28th, 2012 12:36 pm

    Don't worry, we all know you invented fire.

  109. ProfessorLuigi on January 28th, 2012 12:37 pm

    What I see with my swag closed.

  110. Armetron on January 29th, 2012 9:27 pm

    A reply to myself!!!
    can I do that?
    anyway <img src="http://i2.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/241/521/c24.gif"&gt;

  111. Vosur on January 30th, 2012 1:23 am

    <img style="-webkit-user-select: none" src="http://www.demotivationalposters.org/image/demotivational-poster/small/1109/perspective-point-head-demotivational-posters-1315299574.jpg"&gt;

    Now if you'll excuse me, I'm going to take my own medicine… hopefully the eyebleach will be strong enough.

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