Maybe Tim was right, it seems like all my favorite video game characters have sold out!
By our buddy Steve Pierski [Dueling Analogs]
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Posted by Shawn Handyside on January 25, 2012 · 1:23 AM
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Hmm... it's that time of year again. Yep that's right, con season! We're hitting the road to meet fans, hock funny t-shirts and give out high-fives!
Then after that it's straight off to Dallas, Texas for A-Kon!
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ABOBO PHOTOSMASH BEST PRODUCT.
FIVE!
FIVE DOLLAR!
FIVE DOLLAR…FATALITY!
Sonic… talk about fast food ZING!… sorry
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After those bonus stages, I'm surprised Honda was even allowed anywhere NEAR a car
He’s certainly come a long way, hasn’t he?
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He certainly has come a long way, hasn't he?
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Ganon camera's prototype, the pictobox
Whiniest laundry detergent I've ever used.
Wait a second… Shell gasoline… but I thought mario karts ran exclusively on mushrooms
Okay… let's see how many comments I can make.
Voldo -- Sure, because I really want to sit in a car built by a guy in a fetish suit.
Sub-Zero -- Right, so what if I want my sub toasted?
Sonic -- I see what you did there. Fast service but shitty products.
Moogle -- "Showing results for rule34 big tits milf fuck black cock Tifa Lockhart futa gangbang KUPO!"
Belmont -- In 1981, Belmont acquired the oil producing company Conoco Inc. I want to image what a company name known for its whips would want oil for. Sounds kinky.
Tidus -- For when you want you clothes to smell as fruity as Tidus' clothing.
E. Honda -- Because what a car company really wants their name affiliated with is a guy who can easily break their products with his fists. Oh wait, you already made that joke.
Sub Zero…
Not sure if I want to go there for Steak and Cheese…
SubZero's good and all, but I prefer their Unova branch.
What is a science company?! A miserable pile of chemicals! But enough, have at you!
*Hydro[chloric acid]storm*
I feel like there's a Dorkly bit to go with this, but I'm not sure which.
Well, that's just the best deal ever. I'll have one.
*Hands Sub-Zero the money and he freezes me and smashes me into little frozen pieces and then lips are lying on the ground and manage to form the words…*
Worth it.
Now, I wonder why ganon has been fond of photography, He's obviously taking pictures of Zelda while she's kidnapped. (Damn stalker)
Belmont -- In 1981, Belmont acquired the oil producing company Conoco Inc. I want to image what a company name known for its whips would want oil for. Sounds kinky.
obviusly, to put a whip on fire!
I don't know why but I got the feeling that SubZero will be going out of business soon…
Something to with the meat not being cooked at all -- Just some frozen chunk of ice…
With human flesh in it…
Ewwwww!
Only one I can't figure out is what the Tonberry one is a parody off.
Link: The Wand of Camera?
Which reminds me… Who wants to go to New Vegas with me? I have tickets to Siegfried and Roy!
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Better than hearing "KUPO" everytime you search something…
Thanks to Subzero I lost 50 pounds in just one day.
Bastard tore off my legs.
Ganon -- Of course you let the man whose phantom attacks you from pictures develop photos. This isn't going to end horribly for anyone!
Tonberry -- Just don't turn your back to them when you get fitted.
When I was just two years old, I left my lips out in the cold,
And they turned blue.
What could I do?
Makes the Wendy's "Finger in the chili scandal" look like kids stuff
Usta!
And in the end… Zero couldn't get any business of his own…
WHAT IS HE WORKING FOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOR?!
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/551850
Relevant?
Speaking of Abobo… http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/587787
Are they gonna have their tiger in the show?
<img src="http://images.wikia.com/touhou/images/8/86/Shou.png">
Oh wait, it was a WHITE tiger wasn't it?
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My bad.
it looks like that is a Toyota, so he was simply eliminating the competition and showing how poorly made they are. Who wants a car that can be easily destroyed by a very angry fat guy?
…SubZero?
**Rimshot**
Seriously though, he's probably working for Ganon.
Afetr all, he will make your face THE GREATEST!
Are we bringing zoids to Halolz?
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ALL HAIL THE DEATH SAURER!!!
Still probably one of my favorite spoof logos.
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Zoids on Halolz?! I FULLY 100% AGREE WITH THIS!
"This is MY story! And I'll clean whatever I want!"
And I just stood there until the fire department came and broke the lock with a crowbar and I had to spend the next six weeks in lip rehab with this kid named Oscar who got stung by a bee, right on the lip and we couldn't even talk to each other until the fifth week 'cause both of our lips were so swollen, and when he did start speaking he just spoke Polish and I only knew like three words in Polish except now, I know four because Oscar taught me the word for lip;
I need to lose 20 more pounds, or I'll NEVER BE PRETTY!
Shou!
*no one gets the reference*
I did :_: I was just 2 hours late to post anything…
DAMN YOU SLEEP AND YOUR COMFORTING EMBRACE!!!!
Actually, that sounds awesome.
Where's the fast food logos? Is Halolz on a diet?
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Hey, he used to do group hand jobs.
Those got MESSY.
La Resistance lives on!
And if not, there's always StarFox Coffee.
I used to have a windup miniature Zoid.
Can't remember it's name now, but it looked like a velociraptor -.-
Epic game, it's awesome. I didn't even have to click the link to know you're talking about Abobo's Big Adventure.
Actually, don't most cars fall under that distinction? I guess one better would be "Cars that a very angry fat guy WOULD easily destroy".
How do you spell that?
By turning on the subtitles.
Likely, it's Burberry, a UK clothing company.
Same font and all. But of a reach, but it works.